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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Innuendo.

I love it when you try and slip one in and it comes off perfectly.

Would you like to give me one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i flip a coin...whats the chances of me getting head?

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I think i just found a new message to send out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even better when kids do it so innocently. My 8 year old gave a girl in his class a piggyback, and said to me 'she's so light, she could ride me all day'. And he often shouts 'who wants fisting?!' (obviously meaning a punch) to his older brothers

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I burnt my arm on my hair wand, when I got back to work I went to see my boss who was the first aider. I told him what had happened and asked him if had any special cream I could rub on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old guy walking up our road the other day told me, as he passes by our house, he likes stroking my pussy. Did make me giggle after, as he's about 85. Have to watch these oldies they look so innocent.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I said to my boss 'I'm not sure about that new machine it's a bit But it's like anything new, you don't know what it's like until you've had a good fiddle'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Innuendo.

I love it when you try and slip one in and it comes off perfectly.

Would you like to give me one?

"

Would I like to give you one?

I'm not sure how to publicly answer that OP

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By *hocoholicWoman
over a year ago

The big D

As Fabbers are we more dirty minded so that we see the 'sex' in everything? I know I am

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By *mstillere2Man
over a year ago

middleport

i think you may be right with this one but does mean fabbers are more fun too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll respond later TT, I'm a little tied up at the minute

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I always thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Innuendo.

I love it when you try and slip one in and it comes off perfectly.

Would you like to give me one?

"

Hee hee

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By *unfriends1976Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

As a gardener, I used to have to navigate a minefield of innuendos, ladies asking me to trim their bushes, can you have a look at my petunias.

Constantly trying not to sniffer like a teenager

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By *unfriends1976Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

*snigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository?"

Oh god I just laughed at that one more than I should.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In your end-o

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I answered the phone while snacking last week and said to the caller " bear with me I have a mouth full of nuts"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just spoke to someone I work with who had a massage, he said :- I'll be stiff until tomorrow then it will ease.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ideal opportunity for some baker to come in with "come and feel how soft my baps are"...

...or a miner with a shaft problem...

...or Bernard Mathews looking for some nice young cock...

...the list is endless

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm a little bit disappointed with this thread. I wanted a longer one.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'm a little bit disappointed with this thread. I wanted a longer one."

I've been trying to give up sexual innuendos. But it's hard.

Sooo hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a little bit disappointed with this thread. I wanted a longer one."

Sorry TT I've been hard at work today liquidating assets and dealing with an unauthorised entry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a little bit disappointed with this thread. I wanted a longer one.

Sorry TT I've been hard at work today liquidating assets and dealing with an unauthorised entry."

I've had a similar day dealing with double entries.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I would slip one in but I am too tired since I have had a bastard day at work with people watching what I get up to. I did choose to wear my pearl necklace though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I said to my boss 'I'm not sure about that new machine it's a bit But it's like anything new, you don't know what it's like until you've had a good fiddle' "

Does your bosses office pipe in the Benny Hill tune everytime you come out with these gems?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just went to Asda and the fruit man asked me to check out his plums

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Aww welcome back thingtwo and Ruby

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Innuendo.

I love it when you try and slip one in and it comes off perfectly.

Would you like to give me one?

"

I've been trying to give you one. But you aren't interested

MrsSB

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Innuendo.

I love it when you try and slip one in and it comes off perfectly.

Would you like to give me one?

I've been trying to give you one. But you aren't interested

MrsSB "

I'm gonna bang you so hard we should probably exchange insurance information

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By *hynot5642Man
over a year ago

Southampton

On structural steel drawings you often get a note "to be touched up after erection"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not meating women at the moment

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Innuendo.

I love it when you try and slip one in and it comes off perfectly.

Would you like to give me one?

I've been trying to give you one. But you aren't interested

MrsSB

I'm gonna bang you so hard we should probably exchange insurance information "

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

If someone asks me (as part of an invite to something) "Are you coming?" I always reply "No, it's the way I am standing!". Oh how I always laugh at that one...not sure about anyone else though.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'm a little bit disappointed with this thread. I wanted a longer one.

I've been trying to give up sexual innuendos. But it's hard.

Sooo hard "

On top of quitting innuendos I've got to stop eating out too.

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By *unfriends1976Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its ok i will just come in the back door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Innuendo.

I love it when you try and slip one in and it comes off perfectly.

Would you like to give me one?

"

"She had me in the palm of her hand"

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