FabSwingers.com forum: ***DANGEROUS THINGS***

By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

1/ knives

2/ golf balls moving at high speed

3/ door marked 'WC' with a huge drop on the other side

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

4/ Microwave ovens. Hmmm. The ones that sing, "Come put your head inside me and turn me on!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cracked my ankle while playing crazy golf....who knew a golf ball could do so much damage travelling at 10mph x

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

5/ v. heavy weights suspended overhead

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

6/ cars driven by idiots

7/ cars driven by people swerving to avoid cars driven by idiots

8/ cars driven by policemen chasing cars driven by idiots

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

You bored Joe?

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

9/ Policemen generally. It's universally agreed by all policemen that they have an impossible job to do. But they insist on doing it, nevertheless. This leads to frustration.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

10/ A little bit of knowledge

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Big horses

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"You bored Joe? "

Moi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stray lego pieces or upturned plugs on the floor

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Tell me how dangerous it is out there.

What is dangerous?

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I tell you what's dangerous; making the little things count

Never teach midgets maths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1/ knives

2/ golf balls moving at high speed

3/ door marked 'WC' with a huge drop on the other side"

You crazy fool, didn't you know WC stood for Warning Cliff

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By *ichpickingsMan
over a year ago

London and Essex

Boomerangs. If someone else is throwing, be aware- they don't always come back. I know.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"1/ knives

2/ golf balls moving at high speed

3/ door marked 'WC' with a huge drop on the other side

You crazy fool, didn't you know WC stood for Warning Cliff

Well I know that *now*!

*walks off with the aid of a crutch, sporting comedy bump on forehead*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11) Shopping trolleys when 'old people' decide to chat in aisles.

One day i will ram that blockade for men everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big horses"

small ponies are worse! Lol

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Big horses

small ponies are worse! Lol"

One giant horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized ponies?

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

12/ people with beards and pixilated faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big horses

small ponies are worse! Lol

One giant horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized ponies?

I'll take the one giant duck, imagine the duvets and pillows you could stuff with all those feathers lol

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

13/ the word for the number 4 in Chinese is a homophone for 'death'. It is consequently avoided in many daily instances like floors in tower blocks, hotel rooms, bus lines &c.

Not dangerous as such, tho'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fuck me shoes- fell twice tonight while wearing them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ME+ BBQx FIRE DANGER= DISASTER

Jayx

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

The things attached to the west facing wall of my bedroom are incredibly dangerous. In the wrong hands.

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"13/ the word for the number 4 in Chinese is a homophone for 'death'. It is consequently avoided in many daily instances like floors in tower blocks, hotel rooms, bus lines &c.

Not dangerous as such, tho'"

What if you need a number 4 meal in a Chinese takeaway or you'll die? What a conundrum !??!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Cracked my ankle while playing crazy golf....who knew a golf ball could do so much damage travelling at 10mph x"

I am the Gt Yarmouth crazy golf King if ya fancy a game

Oh, and budgerigars can be a bit dangerous too! Just don't ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tunning for the bus in the icy snow!!!! #youknowitsgunnahappen!

Jayx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/ICG0MuzEYzw

Shell suits

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

14/ people with Little Red Books

*shudders*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your housemates cooking with oil and they don't clean it up off the floor. Nothing else to be said!

G x

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"https://youtu.be/ICG0MuzEYzw

Shell suits "

I'm DiamondJoe and I approve this post

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"https://youtu.be/ICG0MuzEYzw

Shell suits "

So they still make/sell these things?

Wtf fire hazard scaffy looking pish romper

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Jumping over things you should be running under

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Big horses

small ponies are worse! Lol"

More evil, less fatal lol!

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"https://youtu.be/ICG0MuzEYzw

Shell suits "

"...Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMwNvMP1Yw

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Jumping over things you should be running under"

Are you a limbo hurdler?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

When i was younger and dumber, a rednecks famous words "hey ya'll watch this"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"When i was younger and dumber, a rednecks famous words "hey ya'll watch this""

Is it on You Tube

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"When i was younger and dumber, a rednecks famous words "hey ya'll watch this"

Is it on You Tube

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no ......way before youtube

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"When i was younger and dumber, a rednecks famous words "hey ya'll watch this"

Is it on You Tube

no ......way before youtube

The mind boggles

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"When i was younger and dumber, a rednecks famous words "hey ya'll watch this"

Is it on You Tube

no ......way before youtube

The mind boggles

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aint saying no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/ICG0MuzEYzw

Shell suits

I'm DiamondJoe and I approve this post

I'm here for you good people's amusement.

Mix - Lead Breakfast | Pogo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7Ad1AuHriI&list=RDF7Ad1AuHriI

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"When i was younger and dumber, a rednecks famous words "hey ya'll watch this"

Is it on You Tube

no ......way before youtube

The mind boggles

aint saying no more

Aww you tease Bill, ya gotta spill the beans now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emus - if they go for you - when you are out of your ute needing to do lady business.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When i was younger and dumber, a rednecks famous words "hey ya'll watch this""

Thought it was "hold my beer"

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Polishing a wooden floor with Mr sheen (son being helpful)

Walking on a wooden floor polished by my son..

Trying to stand back up within dislocated shoulder whilst being on a wooden floor polished by my son

My son, who is now a copper (coincidence perhaps)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cyclists on busy roads

cyclists full stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Polishing a wooden floor with Mr sheen (son being helpful)

Walking on a wooden floor polished by my son..

Trying to stand back up within dislocated shoulder whilst being on a wooden floor polished by my son

My son, who is now a copper (coincidence perhaps)"

he can now polish his helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toy dinosaurs that are camouflaged by carpet. Those little fuckers hurt.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Leaving electric items plugged in at night.. (Apparently they are perfectly safe to leave plugged in during the day)

The plug from said unplugged items laying on the bedroom floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sharp knives in washing up bowls

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By *he Big Five OhhMan
over a year ago

bristol

Naked ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids in general. When they're sat on your lap explaining how big they think a T-Rex is and they slap you in the chops in their enthusiasm.

Cats when they have something stuck in their paw and you try to look. It's like trying to stroke Freddy Kruger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corned beef tins oh and those Cartoon Anvils, always falling on peoples heads

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Using a mobile phone in a hospital cos it turns off all the equipment and everyone dies. (Same at the GP's and dentist! )

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Diamondjoe bored and with Internet access.

Morning joe

Fancy a fuck?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looming where your going when wandering in the woods, and a cheeky tree grows quite quickly and ,, bumpage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is dangerous?"

Hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big horses

small ponies are worse! Lol

More evil, less fatal lol!

Very true! Lol x

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"What is dangerous?

Hope"

Certainty is worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is dangerous?

Hope

Certainty is worse"

both are even worse when they partner up with inevitability.

Danger is what makes life fun, so it's all good really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My own feet I trip over nothing all the time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Idiots with "Good ideas".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knitting needles held by running children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An extra hot curry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats on stairs.

And cats that get under your feet generally.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

New flooring that's got fresh wax on it

I'm currently potted up for breaking my foot after doing arse over tit on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knitting needles held by running children."

Not fair, Mrs Knitter has left the site

Gone to campaign for Knitting Needle races to be included in school sports dys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman scorned.

A single man on Fab constantly rejected.

Using the word curvy on your profile.

Being married and on Fab without your partners consent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big horses

small ponies are worse! Lol"

Tell me about Shetland s are just the worse. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left Wingers

Right Wingers

Middle um Wingers.

Or so Fab would have you believe.

Oh and treading on Lego or plugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knitting needles held by running children."

Knitting needles on planes....,....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crazy bitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crazy bitches

That's no laughing matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting on tights. I fell over once

The wand. That thing will rub your clit clean off and leave you numb and worried sick if the sensation will ever return to that sensitive sacred bean ever again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crazy bitches

That's no laughing matter "

Bethshit crazy.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Goats

Seagulls

Oap drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't indicate when driving

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By *unfriends1976Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

Geese, they have teeth and always act like they have had a few Stellas

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Left Wingers

Right Wingers

Middle um Wingers.

Or so Fab would have you believe.

Oh and treading on Lego or plugs. "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV-sRkKb2zc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me + PMT = dangerous things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Geese, they have teeth and always act like they have had a few Stellas"

Iv been attacked of geese loads of times,horrible bastards they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that includes the line 'Hold my beer, I can do this'

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fuckin' love this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCm9788Tb5g

A loss to satire...

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Kids knees when they leap at you on the sofa, Couldn't walk upright for more than a day!!

Mini-Motos! As despite riding "proper" bikes my whole life my worst longterm injury (crushed GH joint in shoulder) came from one of those fuckers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being wanked at 50pmh on the motorbike....she's bloody dangerous. ...sticky mess. Mind you i did start if off by making her cum first lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey badgers!!

Even worse

A honey badger with a RPG!

Incoming....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey badgers!!

Even worse

A honey badger with a RPG!

Incoming.... "

Not worse than emus coming at you !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey badgers!!

Even worse

A honey badger with a RPG!

Incoming....

Not worse than emus coming at you !!!!

Well what about a honey badger riding an emu holding an RPG?

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Honey bagers!!!"

I've got a fuck bud who refers to my occasionally as a Honey Badger.

Is this a bad thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey bagers!!!

I've got a fuck bud who refers to my occasionally as a Honey Badger.

Is this a bad thing?"

Google honey badgers.

They are bad muther fuckers, Ard as nails, intelligent and vicious.

Is this you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey bagers!!!

I've got a fuck bud who refers to my occasionally as a Honey Badger.

Is this a bad thing?"

They're gnarly little fuckers. I'm not sure it's a compliment.

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Frisky would say...

Baths.

Ice rinks.

Magazines.

Stairs...

All of the above have caused breakages or very bad sprains...

In one case both...

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Honey bagers!!!

I've got a fuck bud who refers to my occasionally as a Honey Badger.

Is this a bad thing?

Google honey badgers.

They are bad muther fuckers, Ard as nails, intelligent and vicious.

Is this you? "

Cheeky bastard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey bagers!!!

I've got a fuck bud who refers to my occasionally as a Honey Badger.

Is this a bad thing?

Google honey badgers.

They are bad muther fuckers, Ard as nails, intelligent and vicious.

Is this you?

Cheeky bastard!"

Me or your fb?

Lol

Only telling you about honey badgers are like.

Am sure your not

A real honey badger... Or are you??

Grrrrrr

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By *albec26Man
over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

Vodka and stairs for me xx either together or separately there always an incident about to happen so avoid the former but sadly the bed and bathroom is on the first floor

xx kat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flights of stairs leaving a night club when unable to walk and talk and not wearing any knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's fine"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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""It's fine"

The word "nice" ergh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""It's fine"

The word "nice" ergh "

I get called nice all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Americans with weapons.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Honey bagers!!!

I've got a fuck bud who refers to my occasionally as a Honey Badger.

Is this a bad thing?

Google honey badgers.

They are bad muther fuckers, Ard as nails, intelligent and vicious.

Is this you?

Cheeky bastard!

Me or your fb?

Lol

Only telling you about honey badgers are like.

Am sure your not

A real honey badger... Or are you??

Grrrrrr

That fuck buddy's a cheeky bastard. I just thought it some odd term of endearment, yeah, whatever, bend over...

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

So i have taken all of these comments and created a hazard analysis risk register.

Worked out the mitigations and calculated the residual risks..

From this analysis I can confirm that we are all doomed!!!

Doomed, doomed..Doomed I tell you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey bagers!!!

I've got a fuck bud who refers to my occasionally as a Honey Badger.

Is this a bad thing?

They're gnarly little fuckers. I'm not sure it's a compliment. "

Even a cougar will give them a wide birth....demon personified....the Devils drilling master....need i say more

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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""It's fine"

The word "nice" ergh

I get called nice all the time

I despise the word along with kik

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting on tights. I fell over once

The wand. That thing will rub your clit clean off and leave you numb and worried sick if the sensation will ever return to that sensitive sacred bean ever again

I agree with the wand bit

I've had to go back to using my coal powered vibe instead, much less powerful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""It's fine"

The word "nice" ergh

I get called nice all the time

I despise the word along with kik

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

"Stray lego pieces or upturned plugs on the floor

You can actually buy lego slippers .....

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

""It's fine"

The word "nice" ergh

I get called nice all the time

I despise the word along with kik

Oh buy kik is so nice, like yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything that includes the line 'Hold my beer, I can do this'"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black holes look a bit dodgy.

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

On a night out the sentence "Watch this" is always followed by disaster

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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""It's fine"

The word "nice" ergh

I get called nice all the time

I despise the word along with kik

Dangerous is me on the dancefloor after a few vodkas

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

""It's fine"

The word "nice" ergh

I get called nice all the time

I despise the word along with kik

Dangerous is me on the dancefloor after a few vodkas

Dancefloor? Your not a dance on the table kind of girl then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""It's fine"

The word "nice" ergh

I get called nice all the time

I despise the word along with kik

Dangerous is me on the dancefloor after a few vodkas

I'd still whoop you at a dance off though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Climbing a tree with a running chainsaw because there's no room to start it once you're up...

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Farting when you have the runs!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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""It's fine"

The word "nice" ergh

I get called nice all the time

I despise the word along with kik

Dangerous is me on the dancefloor after a few vodkas

Dancefloor? Your not a dance on the table kind of girl then.

I keep getting told off for it.

Hatter,I like your confidence

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

""It's fine"

The word "nice" ergh

I get called nice all the time

I despise the word along with kik

Dangerous is me on the dancefloor after a few vodkas

Dancefloor? Your not a dance on the table kind of girl then.

I keep getting told off for it.

Hatter,I like your confidence

Not from the people sat at the table I bet

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over a year ago

""It's fine"

The word "nice" ergh

I get called nice all the time

I despise the word along with kik

Dangerous is me on the dancefloor after a few vodkas

Dancefloor? Your not a dance on the table kind of girl then.

I keep getting told off for it.

Hatter,I like your confidence

My hips don't lie, honey.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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""It's fine"

The word "nice" ergh

I get called nice all the time

I despise the word along with kik

Dangerous is me on the dancefloor after a few vodkas

Dancefloor? Your not a dance on the table kind of girl then.

I keep getting told off for it.

Hatter,I like your confidence

Not from the people sat at the table I bet

I'll be sure to give you a feedback card

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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""It's fine"

The word "nice" ergh

I get called nice all the time

I despise the word along with kik

Dangerous is me on the dancefloor after a few vodkas

Dancefloor? Your not a dance on the table kind of girl then.

I keep getting told off for it.

Hatter,I like your confidence

My hips don't lie, honey."

I'm the cream of the crop though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A baby gate locked at the bottom of the stairs. I fell down the stairs and put my feet out to stop myself, my ankle took the impact and broke in 4 places.

But then I am clumsy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A baby gate locked at the bottom of the stairs. I fell down the stairs and put my feet out to stop myself, my ankle took the impact and broke in 4 places.

But then I am clumsy

Fudgers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""It's fine"

The word "nice" ergh

I get called nice all the time

I despise the word along with kik

Dangerous is me on the dancefloor after a few vodkas

Dancefloor? Your not a dance on the table kind of girl then.

I keep getting told off for it.

Hatter,I like your confidence

My hips don't lie, honey.

I'm the cream of the crop though

I got the moves like Jagger

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"11) Shopping trolleys when 'old people' decide to chat in aisles.

One day i will ram that blockade for men everywhere.

Oh, bloody shopping, people who decide to have a long chat, blocking aisle with shopping carts and a screaming/crying kid sitting in shopping cart.

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over a year ago

"A baby gate locked at the bottom of the stairs. I fell down the stairs and put my feet out to stop myself, my ankle took the impact and broke in 4 places.

But then I am clumsy

Fudgers

Awwww Baby ....

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Black holes look a bit dodgy."

Black holes appear to anchor galaxies. We can't do without them

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Me in bed.

#smugbastard

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Me in bed.

#smugbastard"

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Donald Trump being given the big red button.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Donald Trump being given the big red button."

Ooooooooh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Netball when the ball smacks you in the face.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Russian dwarf hamsters

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Toys soldiers taking over every inch of floor space in your house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donald Trump being given the big red button."

Don't even fucking joke about it

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By *iamondjoe OP Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fab status updates...

Gotta be careful with that shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a school noght

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/09/16 23:16:46]

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"On a school noght"

Rebel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a school noght

Rebel "

Without a clue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doorstops carved in the shape of a duck...

..ooh oooh and moths... moths are f'ing dangerous

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Hungry badgers in your food tent when your camping and forget to do the zip up

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Cork with a nail in it.

Up your new friend's arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A teenager who has just realised you have blocked their wifi.....

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"Toys soldiers taking over every inch of floor space in your house "

So the TA came to tea?

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

The dangerous brothers were pretty dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The edge of the bath you almost break your toe on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brian."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hungry badgers in your food tent when your camping and forget to do the zip up

A zip won't stop them. Seen the results of them ripping a tin shed open to devour ducks. Poor ducks didn't stand a chance.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"***DANGEROUS THINGS***"

Sparklers near your nuts

(who knew molten, burning metal could be so hot?)

Mr ddc

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"***DANGEROUS THINGS***

Sparklers near your nuts

(who knew molten, burning metal could be so hot?)

Mr ddc"

Pssst, that's only supposed to happen on Nov 5th

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"***DANGEROUS THINGS***

Sparklers near your nuts

(who knew molten, burning metal could be so hot?)

Mr ddc

Pssst, that's only supposed to happen on Nov 5th

{taps nose}

Planning ahead so we don't have to do another one then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Nessarosa )

Naked in the forest at night and finding the patch of stinging nettles. ...at a running pace.

OMG-ODDESS . ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still saying;

An American with a weapon.

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Running round swimming pools.

Prising something with a screwdriver towards you, ratber than away from you.

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