FabSwingers.com forum: Exploding

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not expecting sympathy or even a reply. Just needed to get the statement out my system...... it's been 9 months and if I don't have sex soon I think my nuts will explode! There I've said it and I feel better. Thanks for tuning in, normal service will now be resumed.

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Dude just go to your nearest club on a greedy girls day and take a load off

No need to suffer

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Ye need ta crack Jenny’s teacup.

Yarr.

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Ye need ta crack Jenny’s teacup.

Yarr."

Ha ha Joe, he needs to crack something that's for sure

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Could I suggest a wank might help OP? Or inserting a straw to relieve the pressure?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ye need ta crack Jenny’s teacup.

Yarr."

Jenny's teacup?lol have to admit that's a new one on me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I suggest a wank might help OP? Or inserting a straw to relieve the pressure?"

Hell I have callouses from wanking lol.

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Perhaps that was an offer from the lovely bristolian lady and not a suggestion

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"Ye need ta crack Jenny’s teacup.

Yarr.

Ha ha Joe, he needs to crack something that's for sure

Wisecracking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Perhaps that was an offer from the lovely bristolian lady and not a suggestion

If only! Would certainly be worth a drive up the m5!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps that was an offer from the lovely bristolian lady and not a suggestion

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Ye need ta crack Jenny’s teacup.

Yarr.

Ha ha Joe, he needs to crack something that's for sure

Wisecracking

It was appropriate for a) the thread and b) international Talk Like A Pirate Day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ye need ta crack Jenny’s teacup.

Yarr.

Ha ha Joe, he needs to crack something that's for sure

Wisecracking

It was appropriate for a) the thread and b) international Talk Like A Pirate Day"

I'm from Plymouth, I talk like a pirate every day!

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