FabSwingers.com forum: Barter the poster above ...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The Socialists have won and we've converted to a cashless bartering economy.

You have in your possession the poster above - what are you trading them in for?

Play nicely now ...

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By *tephanie19631TV/TS
over a year ago

oxford

New set of saucepans..tefal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

2 camels and a goat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A week in the Bahamas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magic beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A game of tickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some sexy underwear !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd barter her with the boss for a day off......I'm self employed so it's a win win situation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pack of smarties

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

21 camels

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"21 camels"

And a packet of bingo fags

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

A pair of socks only worn once this week.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"A pair of socks only worn once this week. "

A bad of wotsits and a lager and lime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 ferrets and goat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pair of socks only worn once this week.

A bad of wotsits and a lager and lime

Hanky : priceless. I wouldn't trade her for the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An umbrella.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"4 ferrets and goat"

An all expenses paid trip to Vegas!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An umbrella. "

2 umbrellas

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"A pair of socks only worn once this week.

A bad of wotsits and a lager and lime

A spiderman onesie & all the Marx Brothers films on DVD, winters coming.

But I do keep stuff a while before trading

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Hmm a corner sofa with recliners.

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By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire & london

I have a left wellie with only one small hole and a spare carburettor for a 1971 Vauxhall viva, I would like to swap for a garden fork or a pack of bacon. Serious offers only

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"An umbrella.

2 umbrellas

The Mona Lisa (cause I am so touched by your earlier comment!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An umbrella.

2 umbrellas

2 umbrellas and a pair of pink wellies! Not to play my hand early, but i dont think I have anything left in the cupboard after that!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I have a left wellie with only one small hole and a spare carburettor for a 1971 Vauxhall viva, I would like to swap for a garden fork or a pack of bacon. Serious offers only "

For Dublin its an open box of Cheerios....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bag of potatoes and half a loaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some duct tape...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A slightly "water-damaged" copy of Penthouse from 1994

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By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire & london

Hanky is that cheerio box open at the top or the bottom? Is anyone interested in doing a deal for my ford escort mud flap? I will throw in a set of hardly used testicle scales

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

a slightly used nokia 3310 and a bmw 5 series throttle positioner sensor

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Hanky is that cheerio box open at the top or the bottom? Is anyone interested in doing a deal for my ford escort mud flap? I will throw in a set of hardly used testicle scales"

Enough in it for a decent breakfast - even throw in some milk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who runs barter town?"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fresh doggie vom.

In a box. With a bow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sense of civic duty and this pamphlet that came with the fire extinguisher

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By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire & london

"Hanky is that cheerio box open at the top or the bottom? Is anyone interested in doing a deal for my ford escort mud flap? I will throw in a set of hardly used testicle scales

Enough in it for a decent breakfast - even throw in some milk!"
fresh milk? Full fat?! I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dublinbloke : a bar of Cadburys Amazing Creations jelly and popping candy chocolate.

No ordinary bar mind, a big bar. I'm sure he's worth it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dublinbloke : a bar of Cadburys Amazing Creations jelly and popping candy chocolate.

No ordinary bar mind, a big bar. I'm sure he's worth it!

I'll trade Dan Berks for a bottle of Tattinger, I think that's an extremely fair trade.

If not I'll settle for a bottle of Lambrisco

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Dublinbloke : a bar of Cadburys Amazing Creations jelly and popping candy chocolate.

No ordinary bar mind, a big bar. I'm sure he's worth it!

I'll trade Dan Berks for a bottle of Tattinger, I think that's an extremely fair trade.

If not I'll settle for a bottle of Lambrisco

You can all sod off I'm keeping roxi all to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bladey I'm giving him away offer me anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dublinbloke : a bar of Cadburys Amazing Creations jelly and popping candy chocolate.

No ordinary bar mind, a big bar. I'm sure he's worth it!

I'll trade Dan Berks for a bottle of Tattinger, I think that's an extremely fair trade.

If not I'll settle for a bottle of Lambrisco

You can all sod off I'm keeping roxi all to myself

To be honest fella, you can have her. Lambrisco!?!

Mr Blade - I'd trade for a stuffed meerkat to place on my mantlepiece

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

"You have in your possession the poster above - what are you trading them in for?"

Slavery is alive and well!

I won't be trading you in fella - you can work until you drop!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"You have in your possession the poster above - what are you trading them in for?

Slavery is alive and well!

I won't be trading you in fella - you can work until you drop!

Paella and sangria

So Spanish

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Socialists have won and we've converted to a cashless bartering economy.

You have in your possession the poster above - what are you trading them in for?

Play nicely now ...

I've got a six pack.

But I don't drink, so I have 6 brewskies to share.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dublinbloke : a bar of Cadburys Amazing Creations jelly and popping candy chocolate.

No ordinary bar mind, a big bar. I'm sure he's worth it!

I'll trade Dan Berks for a bottle of Tattinger, I think that's an extremely fair trade.

If not I'll settle for a bottle of Lambrisco

You can all sod off I'm keeping roxi all to myself

To be honest fella, you can have her. Lambrisco!?!

Mr Blade - I'd trade for a stuffed meerkat to place on my mantlepiece

Ahem Mr DB, I did ask for Tattinger initially

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Dublinbloke : a bar of Cadburys Amazing Creations jelly and popping candy chocolate.

No ordinary bar mind, a big bar. I'm sure he's worth it!

I'll trade Dan Berks for a bottle of Tattinger, I think that's an extremely fair trade.

If not I'll settle for a bottle of Lambrisco

You can all sod off I'm keeping roxi all to myself

To be honest fella, you can have her. Lambrisco!?!

Mr Blade - I'd trade for a stuffed meerkat to place on my mantlepiece

Ahem Mr DB, I did ask for Tattinger initially

We will barter Roxi for an Aston Martin Vanquish in metallic blood red.....No one got one? Guess we'll have to keep her then

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

My last Rolo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could only be an eclectic mix of outlandish curiosities for the famous DJ - some wondrous items from a Moroccan bazaar or something like that

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'll trade the person above for a curly wurly and a good hard

Back rub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll trade Miss Honey for a week in Hawaii

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll trade Miss Honey for a week in Hawaii

I'd trade PB for a MG

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll trade Miss Honey for a week in Hawaii

Cheers asshole, I'm worth 10 days at least!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll trade Miss Honey for a week in Hawaii

Cheers asshole, I'm worth 10 days at least!"

Pfft, I'd struggle to give you away.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll trade Miss Honey for a week in Hawaii

Cheers asshole, I'm worth 10 days at least!

Pfft, I'd struggle to give you away. "

Here we go....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll trade Miss Honey for a week in Hawaii

Cheers asshole, I'm worth 10 days at least!

Pfft, I'd struggle to give you away.

Here we go....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll trade Miss Honey for a week in Hawaii

Cheers asshole, I'm worth 10 days at least!

Pfft, I'd struggle to give you away. "

£2.50 and a packet of polo's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll trade Miss Honey for a week in Hawaii

Cheers asshole, I'm worth 10 days at least!

Pfft, I'd struggle to give you away. "

Miss honey is worth a shopping spree on erdington high street. Hope you like salami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll trade Miss Honey for a week in Hawaii

Cheers asshole, I'm worth 10 days at least!

Pfft, I'd struggle to give you away.

Miss honey is worth a shopping spree on erdington high street. Hope you like salami"

I wouldn't trade Liam for anything

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll trade Miss Honey for a week in Hawaii

Cheers asshole, I'm worth 10 days at least!

Pfft, I'd struggle to give you away.

Miss honey is worth a shopping spree on erdington high street. Hope you like salami"

When I'm finished with you the only thing you'll be good for is a bodybag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll trade Miss Honey for a week in Hawaii

Cheers asshole, I'm worth 10 days at least!"

Dream on princess, have you ever been to Waikiki beach??

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll trade Miss Honey for a week in Hawaii

Cheers asshole, I'm worth 10 days at least!

Pfft, I'd struggle to give you away.

Here we go....

I'll trade you for the finest Nicaraguan beans

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll trade Miss Honey for a week in Hawaii

Cheers asshole, I'm worth 10 days at least!

Dream on princess, have you ever been to Waikiki beach??

I've been to Skeggy

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Can I not keep them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rocking horse shite .... Very rare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll trade Miss Honey for a week in Hawaii

Cheers asshole, I'm worth 10 days at least!

Pfft, I'd struggle to give you away.

Miss honey is worth a shopping spree on erdington high street. Hope you like salami

I wouldn't trade Liam for anything

That's love right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll trade Miss Honey for a week in Hawaii

Cheers asshole, I'm worth 10 days at least!

Dream on princess, have you ever been to Waikiki beach??

I've been to Skeggy

Oooh PB dreams of wet weekends in winter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I not keep them? "

I'd trade her into to some Arab nomads for nineteen Camels and a Turkish Delight...they love a bit of ginge...more so when it's well stacked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll trade Miss Honey for a week in Hawaii

Cheers asshole, I'm worth 10 days at least!

Pfft, I'd struggle to give you away.

Miss honey is worth a shopping spree on erdington high street. Hope you like salami

I wouldn't trade Liam for anything

That's love right there

Damn right sweetheart

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll trade Miss Honey for a week in Hawaii

Cheers asshole, I'm worth 10 days at least!

Dream on princess, have you ever been to Waikiki beach??

I've been to Skeggy

Oooh PB dreams of wet weekends in winter!

You could put money on there being showers PB

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....

Nice camels though and real magic beans!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....

Nice camels though and real magic beans!"

Glad they aren't scabby camels

I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....

Nice camels though and real magic beans!

Glad they aren't scabby camels

I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake."

Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A working time machine....guess I get to keep her

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....

Nice camels though and real magic beans!

Glad they aren't scabby camels

I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.

Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes?

Play by the rules Perdita! I already have two fine camels offered so far!

I feel s though I may lose out to minxes here!!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....

Nice camels though and real magic beans!

Glad they aren't scabby camels

I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.

Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes?

Play by the rules Perdita! I already have two fine camels offered so far!

I feel s though I may lose out to minxes here!!

Oh ok then. I will trade you for a three legged squiffy eyed donkey and a multipack of pickled onion monster munch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....

Nice camels though and real magic beans!

Glad they aren't scabby camels

I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.

Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes?

I dropped her on the floor.. quick 5 second rule

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....

Nice camels though and real magic beans!

Glad they aren't scabby camels

I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.

Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes?

Yes lick me

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

You have got to be joking Perdita!!

Sits with steely eyed glint in eye!!

Go and have a cup of tea, bearing in mind I will also refuse your next offer!

Have you told Miss Honey you have offered a three legged wonkey donkey and a packet of crisps for her?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....

Nice camels though and real magic beans!

Glad they aren't scabby camels

I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.

Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes?

Yes lick me

I'm sure I could barter miss h for a nice new horse, I need one!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"You have got to be joking Perdita!!

Sits with steely eyed glint in eye!!

Go and have a cup of tea, bearing in mind I will also refuse your next offer!

Have you told Miss Honey you have offered a three legged wonkey donkey and a packet of crisps for her?

Donkey was for you my sweet

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....

Nice camels though and real magic beans!

Glad they aren't scabby camels

I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.

Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes?

Yes lick me

I'm leaving you two to it! Don't whine to me when you are hungry tomorrow and have failed in bartering skills...... You may have smiley faces next day...but I have the food

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"You have got to be joking Perdita!!

Sits with steely eyed glint in eye!!

Go and have a cup of tea, bearing in mind I will also refuse your next offer!

Have you told Miss Honey you have offered a three legged wonkey donkey and a packet of crisps for her?

Donkey was for you my sweet

The second word is..... off!"

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....

Nice camels though and real magic beans!

Glad they aren't scabby camels

I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.

Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes?

Yes lick me

I'm leaving you two to it! Don't whine to me when you are hungry tomorrow and have failed in bartering skills...... You may have smiley faces next day...but I have the food

You're just in a grump cos you got left with the monster munch and I got the honey

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....

Nice camels though and real magic beans!

Glad they aren't scabby camels

I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.

Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes?

Yes lick me

I'm leaving you two to it! Don't whine to me when you are hungry tomorrow and have failed in bartering skills...... You may have smiley faces next day...but I have the food

You're just in a grump cos you got left with the monster munch and I got the honey

Shall we run away before anyone tries to flinf scabby donkeys and camels at us?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Horse I said, HORSE!

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....

Nice camels though and real magic beans!

Glad they aren't scabby camels

I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.

Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes?

Yes lick me

I'm leaving you two to it! Don't whine to me when you are hungry tomorrow and have failed in bartering skills...... You may have smiley faces next day...but I have the food

You're just in a grump cos you got left with the monster munch and I got the honey

Oh no!

I have my texts to answer!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....

Nice camels though and real magic beans!

Glad they aren't scabby camels

I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.

Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes?

Yes lick me

I'm leaving you two to it! Don't whine to me when you are hungry tomorrow and have failed in bartering skills...... You may have smiley faces next day...but I have the food

You're just in a grump cos you got left with the monster munch and I got the honey

Oh no!

I have my texts to answer!

"
i have a ship we can nick and sail away on

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A weekend in October

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Horse I said, HORSE!

I'll buy you a Stallion

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....

Nice camels though and real magic beans!

Glad they aren't scabby camels

I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.

Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes?

Yes lick me

I'm leaving you two to it! Don't whine to me when you are hungry tomorrow and have failed in bartering skills...... You may have smiley faces next day...but I have the food

You're just in a grump cos you got left with the monster munch and I got the honey

Oh no!

I have my texts to answer!

i have a ship we can nick and sail away on

Unfurl the sails Voddy!

Erect the mast!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....

Nice camels though and real magic beans!

Glad they aren't scabby camels

I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.

Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes?

Yes lick me

I'm leaving you two to it! Don't whine to me when you are hungry tomorrow and have failed in bartering skills...... You may have smiley faces next day...but I have the food

You're just in a grump cos you got left with the monster munch and I got the honey

Oh no!

I have my texts to answer!

i have a ship we can nick and sail away on

Unfurl the sails Voddy!

Erect the mast!

"
Mast is erect cant find the sails ile use me bra

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"A weekend in October"

Poor seasonal winds!

Favourable conditions May 2017.

Will PM in due course....

A gathering of delinquents!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A weekend in October

Poor seasonal winds!

Favourable conditions May 2017.

Will PM in due course....

A gathering of delinquents!

I was thinking of another tea party... maybe in October

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I am offering Miss Honey for 3 camels and a bag of magic beans....

Nice camels though and real magic beans!

Glad they aren't scabby camels

I will trade you for a pair of designer heels and a lemon cheesecake.

Breaking the rules and keeping...if I lick her she's mine yes?

Yes lick me

I'm leaving you two to it! Don't whine to me when you are hungry tomorrow and have failed in bartering skills...... You may have smiley faces next day...but I have the food

You're just in a grump cos you got left with the monster munch and I got the honey

Oh no!

I have my texts to answer!

i have a ship we can nick and sail away on

Unfurl the sails Voddy!

Erect the mast!

Mast is erect cant find the sails ile use me bra

Good idea Voddy! But not the peek-hole one/....

Need maximum thrust!

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"A weekend in October

Poor seasonal winds!

Favourable conditions May 2017.

Will PM in due course....

A gathering of delinquents!

I was thinking of another tea party... maybe in October

If available will attend 'cheeky monkeys' tea party!

May 2017... I have event management to see to but a fab social alongside

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A weekend in October

Poor seasonal winds!

Favourable conditions May 2017.

Will PM in due course....

A gathering of delinquents!

I was thinking of another tea party... maybe in October

If available will attend 'cheeky monkeys' tea party!

May 2017... I have event management to see to but a fab social alongside"

Too far ahead for me. I'm thinking a month in advance. Central London, somewhere... cultured?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"A weekend in October

Poor seasonal winds!

Favourable conditions May 2017.

Will PM in due course....

A gathering of delinquents!

I was thinking of another tea party... maybe in October

If available will attend 'cheeky monkeys' tea party!

May 2017... I have event management to see to but a fab social alongside

Too far ahead for me. I'm thinking a month in advance. Central London, somewhere... cultured?"

Already flying to delightful meet October...tea party will be considered....will PM re May 2017.....think it may suit! ''Money for old rope' work and fab social.....live for the moment!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A weekend in October

Poor seasonal winds!

Favourable conditions May 2017.

Will PM in due course....

A gathering of delinquents!

I was thinking of another tea party... maybe in October

If available will attend 'cheeky monkeys' tea party!

May 2017... I have event management to see to but a fab social alongside

Too far ahead for me. I'm thinking a month in advance. Central London, somewhere... cultured?

Already flying to delightful meet October...tea party will be considered....will PM re May 2017.....think it may suit! ''Money for old rope' work and fab social.....live for the moment!"

Why aren't ye talking like a pirate, ye scurvy dog?!

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