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"I'll have a treble of what ever being one of them days " A treble coming up. Let's hope tomorrow is a better day. | |||
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"Sunday evening, I think a glass of white is in order.. Got any picpoul de pinet? " This is a spit and sawdust kind of establishment. I've got Blue Nun! | |||
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"Just a Pepsi Max please - no ice. I've got a headache "You'll be wanting a straw? | |||
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"I'm off tomorrow so I'm on the rum. " I'm off all week. Gran Canaria bound tomorrow. Mmm sex on the beach (the cocktail) overload. | |||
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"Can I just have tea, please?  "I am not the world's greatest tea maker but I'll give it a go. Are you a 'put the milk in before the hot water' type? | |||
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"Woking tomorrow so we best take it easy. Double black sambuca for us "Down in one? | |||
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"Can I just have tea, please?
I am not the world's greatest tea maker but I'll give it a go. Are you a 'put the milk in before the hot water' type? "Oh god.  Step away from the tea. Can I make my own? | |||
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"Tea, 1 sugar" What is with all the tea!? | |||
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"Can I just have tea, please?
I am not the world's greatest tea maker but I'll give it a go. Are you a 'put the milk in before the hot water' type?
Oh god. Step away from the tea. Can I make my own? "Yes. Yes you can.  | |||
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"Sunday evening, I think a glass of white is in order.. Got any picpoul de pinet? This is a spit and sawdust kind of establishment. I've got Blue Nun! " Blue nun? Have you been watching This Week with Andrew Neil? | |||
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"I'm off tomorrow so I'm on the rum. I'm off all week. Gran Canaria bound tomorrow. Mmm sex on the beach (the cocktail) overload. " I'll have a sex on the beach tomorrow too.  | |||
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"Sunday evening, I think a glass of white is in order.. Got any picpoul de pinet? This is a spit and sawdust kind of establishment. I've got Blue Nun! Blue nun? Have you been watching This Week with Andrew Neil? "Nope. I just rememwber Blue Nun lol. | |||
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"We're tucked up in bed - any chance of a hot chocolate??? JG x" I have the instant type. I could bung a couple of marshmallows in and a squirt of cream? | |||
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"Yeah I know it's a Sunday but I fancied one
Anyone else fancy one? ". Sod it, glass of red please, hope the service is better than last night! | |||
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"We're tucked up in bed - any chance of a hot chocolate??? JG x I have the instant type. I could bung a couple of marshmallows in and a squirt of cream? " Ooohhhhh that's spoiling us!!! Yes please | |||
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"I'm off tomorrow so I'm on the rum. I'm off all week. Gran Canaria bound tomorrow. Mmm sex on the beach (the cocktail) overload. I'll have a sex on the beach tomorrow too. "Whoop! Sun, sea and sex on the beach. | |||
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"Yeah I know it's a Sunday but I fancied one
Anyone else fancy one? .
Sod it, glass of red please, hope the service is better than last night!"Look I never said anything about be a good hostess. Anyway, I'm trying. Is there anything else I can get for you? | |||
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"We're tucked up in bed - any chance of a hot chocolate??? JG x I have the instant type. I could bung a couple of marshmallows in and a squirt of cream? Ooohhhhh that's spoiling us!!! Yes please "You're very welcome. | |||
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"I have a craving for an Old Fashioned. Had a couple of wonderful ones this weekend and would like to use the scent, taste, feel to recall the fun I was having and smile. "Sounds good. I can't do that with vodka on account of my memory not being...what can I get you? | |||
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"I have a craving for an Old Fashioned. Had a couple of wonderful ones this weekend and would like to use the scent, taste, feel to recall the fun I was having and smile.
Sounds good. I can't do that with vodka on account of my memory not being...what can I get you? "Heehee -- I'll mix one up no worries. | |||
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"Yeah I know it's a Sunday but I fancied one
Anyone else fancy one? .
Sod it, glass of red please, hope the service is better than last night!
Look I never said anything about be a good hostess.
Anyway, I'm trying.
Is there anything else I can get for you? "Suppose a smile would be too much to ask for? just to show what one is! | |||
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"Yeah I know it's a Sunday but I fancied one
Anyone else fancy one? .
Sod it, glass of red please, hope the service is better than last night!
Look I never said anything about be a good hostess.
Anyway, I'm trying.
Is there anything else I can get for you?
Suppose a smile would be too much to ask for? just to show what one is! "I've put peanuts on the counter and it's still not good enough. You'll be asking for cleavage and innuendo next! | |||
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"Yeah I know it's a Sunday but I fancied one
Anyone else fancy one? .
Sod it, glass of red please, hope the service is better than last night!
Look I never said anything about be a good hostess.
Anyway, I'm trying.
Is there anything else I can get for you?
Suppose a smile would be too much to ask for? just to show what one is!
I've put peanuts on the counter and it's still not good enough. You'll be asking for cleavage and innuendo next!
"Sorry, "In what" is on offer? | |||
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"Helloo, hellooo, soding bar wench as effed off home early again. Sod it I'm off home, have summit to say to the manager when I see him tomorrow though, employing snotty riffraff!" I've never been described as snotty riff raff before! Lol | |||
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"Helloo, hellooo, soding bar wench as effed off home early again. Sod it I'm off home, have summit to say to the manager when I see him tomorrow though, employing snotty riffraff! I've never been described as snotty riff raff before! Lol " You want to get out more!
Any chance of a quick one before I get off to bed? (have I got that the right way round?) | |||
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"Helloo, hellooo, soding bar wench as effed off home early again. Sod it I'm off home, have summit to say to the manager when I see him tomorrow though, employing snotty riffraff! I've never been described as snotty riff raff before! Lol You want to get out more!
Any chance of a quick one before I get off to bed? (have I got that the right way round?)"You can have one! I need my beauty sleep. | |||
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