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By *he tactile technician OP   Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

What is the most disgusting stomach wrenching discovery you have ever made when digging in the sand on the beach?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spotted an angler fish washed up on the beach once. God there a weird looking thing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once found a woman, buried up to her neck...

I asked "if I dig you out... Whats in it for me?"

She replied... "Sand"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Nana lived at the seaside when I was a child and used to spend summer holidays with her, the most gross things I ever dug up on the beach was lug worms for my Dad to go fishing, the weirdest thing was a gold signet ring, not that the ring itself was weird but the fact that it was the one my uncle had lost there nearly 30 years beforehand

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By *oe the greekMan
over a year ago

Swindon

A used tampon floating in the sea at blackpool nearly made me hurl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

didnt they find a women chopped up in a sports hold all on a beach near aberdeen a couple of years back?

seems a strange place to go on holiday.

but someone had the forethought to bring the bag along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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but someone had the forethought to bring the bag along "

Yeah... But only to chop her up...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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but someone had the forethought to bring the bag along

Yeah... But only to chop her up...;-)"

saves cleaning it all up i suppose.

i was fascinated how he managed to get her all in.

great packing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The carcass of a small whale and it stunk terrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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but someone had the forethought to bring the bag along

Yeah... But only to chop her up...;-)

saves cleaning it all up i suppose.

i was fascinated how he managed to get her all in.

great packing "

Probably worked on Tesco checkout...;-)

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

he used carrier bags, but the arse fell out of one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

various dead animals from horses, cows sheep seal lions and a couple of dolphins over the years.

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

my brother found a dead body (human male) on a beach in south wales back in the mid-70's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"he used carrier bags, but the arse fell out of one "

i heard hearts fc bury most of their players at sea.

same as their supporters who get too cheeky

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"he used carrier bags, but the arse fell out of one

i heard hearts fc bury most of their players at sea.

same as their supporters who get too cheeky "

and certain Jambos bury other cheeky people under the patio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"he used carrier bags, but the arse fell out of one

i heard hearts fc bury most of their players at sea.

same as their supporters who get too cheeky

and certain Jambos bury other cheeky people under the patio "

dont forget the lime dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of disgusting sights lying on the beach without having to dig for them

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

found a knuckle duster in the sand on a relatively quiet beach in the south of france, didn't want to think what had gone on, and we didn't dig any more in case we found a body!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They found a human foot on the beach near us last year and then another one later on 20 miles up the coast.

A foot matching the one found near us was also found on a beach in Holland.

What amazed us was that police said there were no suspicious circumstances.......Oh aye! R

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

144 sandcastles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They found a human foot on the beach near us last year and then another one later on 20 miles up the coast.

A foot matching the one found near us was also found on a beach in Holland.

What amazed us was that police said there were no suspicious circumstances.......Oh aye! R

XX"

That's Three feet!

Has anyone seen Rolf Harris lately?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a cunning plan by an illegal immigrant. Getting into the country bit by bit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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144 sandcastles."

Now that IS gross...

Welcome back

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By *he tactile technician OP   Man
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


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144 sandcastles."

Surely you mean wind generation turbines Mushroom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They found a human foot on the beach near us last year and then another one later on 20 miles up the coast.

A foot matching the one found near us was also found on a beach in Holland.

What amazed us was that police said there were no suspicious circumstances.......Oh aye! R

XX

That's Three feet!

Has anyone seen Rolf Harris lately?"

Yeah.....our first thought was Jake The Peg with his extra leg but only two feet matched!

Mind you......would the foot on the middle leg be right or left?

XXXX

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