FabSwingers.com forum: So today I got offered..,

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Someone's 18 year old sister

Of all the weird messages I've got on Fab, that's right up near the top!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'She' will have a 6 inch cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not exactly sure how he expected me to react to that offer lol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

So far today I have been offered a holiday, told unprompted I look good for my age and asked to entertain the male half of a couple on behalf of his missus. In a brief synopsis without quoting anything directly. No sibling bartering yet but it's fab so I wouldn't be surprised.

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"I'm not exactly sure how he expected me to react to that offer lol "

Maybe he thought you'd play hard to get and will offer the twin 18 year old sisters next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might start pimping out my little brother and see if it works...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rounders, you need to say yes and play it out...see what happens

*nosy as fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny! You couldn't make it up ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a cocker spaniel needing a walk

As it sounds like Bob a job week in fabland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might start pimping out my little brother and see if it works..."

Send me a photo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rounders, you need to say yes and play it out...see what happens

*nosy as fuck!

I blocked and deleted them. They were in Birmingham, maybe the sister was going to be sent special delivery

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Someone's 18 year old sister

Of all the weird messages I've got on Fab, that's right up near the top!

Lucky you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might start pimping out my little brother and see if it works..."

How little....?? Is that bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might start pimping out my little brother and see if it works...

Send me a photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone's 18 year old sister

Of all the weird messages I've got on Fab, that's right up near the top!

If that's the weirdest you have had you must be new.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I'm not sure what I have been offered, it was kinda cryptic.. I am now waiting for the response to my reply..

#intriguedofessex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I ever get offered is compensation for mis-sold PPI.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I might start pimping out my little brother and see if it works...

How little....?? Is that bad?

Mine's 6'5". He's the tall good looking one in the family. I can still whupp him at swingball though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been offered a chocolate bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might start pimping out my little brother and see if it works...

How little....?? Is that bad?

he's probably too old for this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might start pimping out my little brother and see if it works...

How little....?? Is that bad?

Mine's 6'5". He's the tall good looking one in the family. I can still whupp him at swingball though."

If *he* is the good looking one, then he's straight on my hotlist as you are full swoonworthy in my books. And you swingball. What's not to love?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might start pimping out my little brother and see if it works...

How little....?? Is that bad?

he's probably too old for this thread "

*bad thoughts Estella, bad thoughts*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been offered a chocolate bar

Well ill raise the offer with a Hob Nob x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might start pimping out my little brother and see if it works...

How little....?? Is that bad?

he's probably too old for this thread "

He gets better and better

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I've a cocker spaniel needing a walk

As it sounds like Bob a job week in fabland

Well if you find someone send them round here as ours needs walking but with BSB,WSB & F1 on I'm glued to the sofa

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone's 18 year old sister

Of all the weird messages I've got on Fab, that's right up near the top!

If that's the weirdest you have had you must be new."

Nope just male

I have male profiles blocked too, which I'm sure cuts out a lot of weirdness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might start pimping out my little brother and see if it works...

How little....?? Is that bad?

he's probably too old for this thread

He gets better and better

6'4, greying hair, broad shoulders but slim/lean and a cocky little bastard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might start pimping out my little brother and see if it works...

How little....?? Is that bad?

he's probably too old for this thread

He gets better and better

6'4, greying hair, broad shoulders but slim/lean and a cocky little bastard. "

I'll PM my number to you, be sure to pass it on to him

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Not had an offer in a while...in fact if someone said I could come over their mother's mother i would probably consider it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd offer you my mom if I could get anal sex with you out of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now there's an offer for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They would be welcome to send her to Worcester lol.....! Would she bring her Hoover? The house could do with a tidy! (Not a totally serious post btw folks!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now there's an offer for you!

It was meant for you hot tattooed stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They would be welcome to send her to Worcester lol.....! Would she bring her Hoover? The house could do with a tidy! (Not a totally serious post btw folks!)"

Only partially, like if it was serious lol

18 year olds are far too much work, all that training

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They would be welcome to send her to Worcester lol.....! Would she bring her Hoover? The house could do with a tidy! (Not a totally serious post btw folks!)

Only partially, like if it was serious lol

18 year olds are far too much work, all that training

But they are a lot of fun....and I enjoy a challenge!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now there's an offer for you!

It was meant for you hot tattooed stuff

and I thought he was getting lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now there's an offer for you!

It was meant for you hot tattooed stuff

and I thought he was getting lucky "

He could do my other hole after you used my shitbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might start pimping out my little brother and see if it works..."

I have an ex husband that needs house broken if anyone's interested

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now there's an offer for you!

It was meant for you hot tattooed stuff

and I thought he was getting lucky

He could do my other hole after you used my shitbox "

Or at the same time, might need a third guy for your mouth though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now there's an offer for you!

It was meant for you hot tattooed stuff

and I thought he was getting lucky

He could do my other hole after you used my shitbox

Or at the same time, might need a third guy for your mouth though

Find one son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been offered a chocolate bar

What type of chocolate bar though

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

"Now there's an offer for you!

It was meant for you hot tattooed stuff

and I thought he was getting lucky

He could do my other hole after you used my shitbox "

I will take you up on that offer!

Ha ha shit box..love your terminilogy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now there's an offer for you!

It was meant for you hot tattooed stuff

and I thought he was getting lucky

He could do my other hole after you used my shitbox

I will take you up on that offer!

Ha ha shit box..love your terminilogy.

Thanks to my mom I speak proper now

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"'She' will have a 6 inch cock

That's hardly bragging though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had any offers whatsoever

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

All this offering of stuff , I've got half a curly wurly and a pack of parma violets , what am

I offered for them ?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I haven't had any offers whatsoever

Awwww, fancy a fuck pp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't had any offers whatsoever

Awwww, fancy a fuck pp

If I don't get any better offers then I'll let you know

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I haven't had any offers whatsoever

Awwww, fancy a fuck pp

If I don't get any better offers then I'll let you know

Ey, there's nowt better than me ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just been offered to ' put my lips on his bits' lucky me! Maybe a hello first might of changed my mind from Euw to oh yes please.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I've just been offered to ' put my lips on his bits' lucky me! Maybe a hello first might of changed my mind from Euw to oh yes please. "

Oh, Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been offered to ' put my lips on his bits' lucky me! Maybe a hello first might of changed my mind from Euw to oh yes please.

Oh, Hello

You tart

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By *ymph and ManicCouple
over a year ago

North East

"I might start pimping out my little brother and see if it works...

How little....?? Is that bad?

he's probably too old for this thread ...

*bad thoughts Estella, bad thoughts*"
... you would kill him .. nice way to go tho .. lol

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"All this offering of stuff , I've got half a curly wurly and a pack of parma violets , what am

I offered for them ?

I have cherry lube, wanna swap some for a Parma violet

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Had a few not so good offers lately, usually involves reimbursement

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"All this offering of stuff , I've got half a curly wurly and a pack of parma violets , what am

I offered for them ?

I have cherry lube, wanna swap some for a Parma violet

What you offering for the curly wurly

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"All this offering of stuff , I've got half a curly wurly and a pack of parma violets , what am

I offered for them ?

I have cherry lube, wanna swap some for a Parma violet

What you offering for the curly wurly

Soooo much more than it's worth

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