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"someone to dismantle my bed, collect and construct a tall bookcase, put it into place and then transfer all my books onto it, and reconstruct and make my bed again...while i do something else " Forget traditional roles...I would rather make you a sandwich and suck your cock? | |||
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"someone to dismantle my bed, collect and construct a tall bookcase, put it into place and then transfer all my books onto it, and reconstruct and make my bed again...while i do something else Forget traditional roles...I would rather make you a sandwich and suck your cock? " i could make you deepthroat my strap on... | |||
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"....a day of spooning, forking and generally being lazy on the couch with someone!! What would you love? " I've got a comfy couch | |||
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"someone to dismantle my bed, collect and construct a tall bookcase, put it into place and then transfer all my books onto it, and reconstruct and make my bed again...while i do something else Forget traditional roles...I would rather make you a sandwich and suck your cock? i could make you deepthroat my strap on... " Ok I'm already admitting my rash decision to go against gender stereotypes...pass me the fucking screwdriver! | |||
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"Another six hours of sleep, followed by six hours of sex. " Only six? Disappointing. | |||
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"....a day of spooning, forking and generally being lazy on the couch with someone!! What would you love? I've got a comfy couch " Budge up then | |||
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"A nandos. What time does it open i'm starving " Oh yes a nandos, shall we go? | |||
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"someone to dismantle my bed, collect and construct a tall bookcase, put it into place and then transfer all my books onto it, and reconstruct and make my bed again...while i do something else Forget traditional roles...I would rather make you a sandwich and suck your cock? i could make you deepthroat my strap on... Ok I'm already admitting my rash decision to go against gender stereotypes...pass me the fucking screwdriver! " thankyou gorgeous x | |||
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"I'd like post coital bacon and a coffee please " I'll bet you've had it | |||
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"I would like a roast dinner followed by cake, lots and lots of cake " 'by the ocean'? urban dictionary really isn't my friend | |||
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"....a day of spooning, forking and generally being lazy on the couch with someone!! What would you love? " More wet T pics | |||
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"....a day of spooning, forking and generally being lazy on the couch with someone!! What would you love? " ....a day of spooning, forking and generally being lazy on the couch with someone. Oh and watch the F1 as well! | |||
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"I would like a roast dinner followed by cake, lots and lots of cake 'by the ocean'? urban dictionary really isn't my friend " I'm closer to the Irish Sea than the ocean | |||
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"If someone would like to finish the job I am on at the mo for me, that would be grand. But then I probably wouldn't be working on a sunday if I had put my bloody phone down yesterday instead of mucking about on here! " Tut tut, fancy bunking off work to be naughty | |||
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"If someone would like to finish the job I am on at the mo for me, that would be grand. But then I probably wouldn't be working on a sunday if I had put my bloody phone down yesterday instead of mucking about on here! Tut tut, fancy bunking off work to be naughty " Ermmmmmm... | |||
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"....a day of spooning, forking and generally being lazy on the couch with someone!! What would you love? " Can i take a rain check on the forking, not really into pain. | |||
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"Another six hours of sleep, followed by six hours of sex. " six hours of sex ? wont it fall off after that long ? lol | |||
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"If someone would like to finish the job I am on at the mo for me, that would be grand. But then I probably wouldn't be working on a sunday if I had put my bloody phone down yesterday instead of mucking about on here! Tut tut, fancy bunking off work to be naughty Ermmmmmm... " | |||
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"If someone would like to finish the job I am on at the mo for me, that would be grand. But then I probably wouldn't be working on a sunday if I had put my bloody phone down yesterday instead of mucking about on here! " You should spend more time fixing the drips instead of making them Mr | |||
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"If someone would like to finish the job I am on at the mo for me, that would be grand. But then I probably wouldn't be working on a sunday if I had put my bloody phone down yesterday instead of mucking about on here! " That's so unlike you to get distracted from work so easily.... | |||
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"I would love to have someone else straighten my naturally curly hair cause I can't be bothered, but it looks a mess and I need to go out..... Then I'd love someone else to make my tea for me later cause I can't be bothered! I'd love someone to come round and curl mine for me - it's naturally straight and looks totally flat right now!" Curly is ok til you've slept on it..... Then it looks you've had a fight with a badger who then dragged you through a hedge and I'm not find of going out resembling a bad 80's rock band | |||
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"If someone would like to finish the job I am on at the mo for me, that would be grand. But then I probably wouldn't be working on a sunday if I had put my bloody phone down yesterday instead of mucking about on here! You should spend more time fixing the drips instead of making them Mr " I didn't mean to... it just happened | |||
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"If someone would like to finish the job I am on at the mo for me, that would be grand. But then I probably wouldn't be working on a sunday if I had put my bloody phone down yesterday instead of mucking about on here! That's so unlike you to get distracted from work so easily.... " I know right?! | |||
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"....a day of spooning, forking and generally being lazy on the couch with someone!! What would you love? " Me too | |||
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"If someone would like to finish the job I am on at the mo for me, that would be grand. But then I probably wouldn't be working on a sunday if I had put my bloody phone down yesterday instead of mucking about on here! " Sorry, I can't hear you from here on my couch... | |||
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"Coffee, a good set of firm hands to massage the knots out of me and then a soak in a bubble bath " You should have said, would have obliged in front of the log burner on the sheepskin rug. | |||
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"If someone would like to finish the job I am on at the mo for me, that would be grand. But then I probably wouldn't be working on a sunday if I had put my bloody phone down yesterday instead of mucking about on here! Sorry, I can't hear you from here on my couch... " Cwtch up Miss Bold | |||
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"....a day of spooning, forking and generally being lazy on the couch with someone!! What would you love? " 6 hours sleep would be nice | |||
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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers " I have a big bag of malteasers Miss Honey and good reading skills also | |||
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"I want someone to bring me food." What food would you like Mr Hatter make sure there's a cup of tea there ready for when I come round | |||
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"I want someone to bring me food." Just making dinner now bud , how does spaghetti sound with heaps of good thing mixed in too | |||
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"I want someone to bring me food. What food would you like Mr Hatter make sure there's a cup of tea there ready for when I come round " See he's local, grab some food and have a lads night | |||
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"A certain someone to come and fuck me senseless. But he won't " He won't fuck you or just won't fuck you senseless? | |||
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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers " What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out! | |||
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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out! " Anything but that!! | |||
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"A certain someone to come and fuck me senseless. But he won't " Oh, I hear you! | |||
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"A certain someone to come and fuck me senseless. But he won't He won't fuck you or just won't fuck you senseless? " Neither. Friendzoned. | |||
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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out! Anything but that!! " Do we get to share the malteasers? | |||
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"A certain someone to come and fuck me senseless. But he won't He won't fuck you or just won't fuck you senseless? Neither. Friendzoned. " Oh no. Thought that only happened to guys | |||
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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out! Anything but that!! Do we get to share the malteasers? " Of course | |||
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"A certain someone to come and fuck me senseless. But he won't He won't fuck you or just won't fuck you senseless? Neither. Friendzoned. Oh no. Thought that only happened to guys " Unfortunately not. | |||
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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out! Anything but that!! Do we get to share the malteasers? Of course " Oi the maltesers are mine | |||
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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out! Anything but that!! Do we get to share the malteasers? Of course Oi the maltesers are mine " Are you coming too then? | |||
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"A certain someone to come and fuck me senseless. But he won't He won't fuck you or just won't fuck you senseless? Neither. Friendzoned. Oh no. Thought that only happened to guys " Definitely not Anyway, ive had a fish supper and have my softest pair of pj's on and I'm quite content now | |||
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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out! Anything but that!! Do we get to share the malteasers? Of course " Ok we're in. So its about a 36 hour drive and a quick stop off to buy a copy of Mr Tickle and a couple of bags of Malteasers. Book might be in Spanish. | |||
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"A certain someone to come and fuck me senseless. But he won't He won't fuck you or just won't fuck you senseless? Neither. Friendzoned. Oh no. Thought that only happened to guys Definitely not Anyway, ive had a fish supper and have my softest pair of pj's on and I'm quite content now " Is that an euphemism of did you actually have fish for supper? Either way, glad you're feeling better. | |||
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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out! Anything but that!! Do we get to share the malteasers? Of course Ok we're in. So its about a 36 hour drive and a quick stop off to buy a copy of Mr Tickle and a couple of bags of Malteasers. Book might be in Spanish. " Works for me | |||
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"A certain someone to come and fuck me senseless. But he won't He won't fuck you or just won't fuck you senseless? Neither. Friendzoned. Oh no. Thought that only happened to guys Definitely not Anyway, ive had a fish supper and have my softest pair of pj's on and I'm quite content now " Love the socks young padawan | |||
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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out! Anything but that!! Do we get to share the malteasers? Of course Ok we're in. So its about a 36 hour drive and a quick stop off to buy a copy of Mr Tickle and a couple of bags of Malteasers. Book might be in Spanish. Works for me " Oh you like Mr tickle too? His hands get everywhere | |||
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"....a day of spooning, forking and generally being lazy on the couch with someone!! What would you love? " To be a couch in Ireland S | |||
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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out! Anything but that!! Do we get to share the malteasers? Of course Ok we're in. So its about a 36 hour drive and a quick stop off to buy a copy of Mr Tickle and a couple of bags of Malteasers. Book might be in Spanish. Works for me Oh you like Mr tickle too? His hands get everywhere " That is why he is my favourite | |||
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"To ruin someone's make-up " Just make up? I would rather all of me be ruined. It's that kinda night | |||
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"To ruin someone's make-up Just make up? I would rather all of me be ruined. It's that kinda night " Been that kind of day | |||
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"To ruin someone's make-up Just make up? I would rather all of me be ruined. It's that kinda night Been that kind of day " Been that kinda week | |||
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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out! Anything but that!! Do we get to share the malteasers? Of course Ok we're in. So its about a 36 hour drive and a quick stop off to buy a copy of Mr Tickle and a couple of bags of Malteasers. Book might be in Spanish. Works for me Oh you like Mr tickle too? His hands get everywhere " Tess Tickle? | |||
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