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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

....a day of spooning, forking and generally being lazy on the couch with someone!!

What would you love?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

To be on your coach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're offering, a massage would be great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For my headache to do one....it's not even a hangover

Need some snuggles to sort me out me thinks

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

A run on the beach and a evening meal out with good company ..

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

A long sensual session of lots of kisses and touches and oral until we can't take it anymore and finish with hot hard fucking..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To read minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love a bacon fry up right now

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Cheese on toast

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To ruin someone's make-up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another six hours of sleep, followed by six hours of sex.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Coffee, a good set of firm hands to massage the knots out of me and then a soak in a bubble bath

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

A sensual Sunday

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By *ootballFlowerCouple
over a year ago

Ollerton

To be lounging on my sofa with a day of sport on the TV, a nice beef stew and chunky bread for dinner and some serious wifey time later when she gets home.....

Oh wait that is whats happening...

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

someone to dismantle my bed, collect and construct a tall bookcase, put it into place and then transfer all my books onto it, and reconstruct and make my bed again...while i do something else

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

"someone to dismantle my bed, collect and construct a tall bookcase, put it into place and then transfer all my books onto it, and reconstruct and make my bed again...while i do something else

Forget traditional roles...I would rather make you a sandwich and suck your cock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To read minds"

You and me both!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"someone to dismantle my bed, collect and construct a tall bookcase, put it into place and then transfer all my books onto it, and reconstruct and make my bed again...while i do something else

Forget traditional roles...I would rather make you a sandwich and suck your cock?

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i could make you deepthroat my strap on...

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

To not have to go to work!!!!

Heavy night, last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same as you..with you would be delightful xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nandos. What time does it open i'm starving

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By *wwwwww1991Woman
over a year ago

coventry

"....a day of spooning, forking and generally being lazy on the couch with someone!!

What would you love?

I've got a comfy couch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For this sixteen hour shift to end!

Still got another fiveteen hours though

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

"someone to dismantle my bed, collect and construct a tall bookcase, put it into place and then transfer all my books onto it, and reconstruct and make my bed again...while i do something else

Forget traditional roles...I would rather make you a sandwich and suck your cock?

i could make you deepthroat my strap on...

Ok I'm already admitting my rash decision to go against gender stereotypes...pass me the fucking screwdriver!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'd like post coital bacon and a coffee please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another six hours of sleep, followed by six hours of sex. "

Only six?

Disappointing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....a day of spooning, forking and generally being lazy on the couch with someone!!

What would you love?

I've got a comfy couch

Budge up then

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A nandos. What time does it open i'm starving

Oh yes a nandos, shall we go?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"someone to dismantle my bed, collect and construct a tall bookcase, put it into place and then transfer all my books onto it, and reconstruct and make my bed again...while i do something else

Forget traditional roles...I would rather make you a sandwich and suck your cock?

i could make you deepthroat my strap on...

Ok I'm already admitting my rash decision to go against gender stereotypes...pass me the fucking screwdriver!

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thankyou gorgeous x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like post coital bacon and a coffee please

I'll bet you've had it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like a roast dinner followed by cake, lots and lots of cake

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I would like a roast dinner followed by cake, lots and lots of cake

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'by the ocean'?

urban dictionary really isn't my friend

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

To go back to last night and not drink that last gin and tonic..

Why, why, why does it pound soooo much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to repeat Thursday afternoon and Friday morning

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I would love to have someone else straighten my naturally curly hair cause I can't be bothered, but it looks a mess and I need to go out..... Then I'd love someone else to make my tea for me later cause I can't be bothered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My backache to go. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....a day of spooning, forking and generally being lazy on the couch with someone!!

What would you love?

More wet T pics

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"....a day of spooning, forking and generally being lazy on the couch with someone!!

What would you love?

....a day of spooning, forking and generally being lazy on the couch with someone. Oh and watch the F1 as well!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

A three miles run and a slow massage with loads of baby oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to have someone else straighten my naturally curly hair cause I can't be bothered, but it looks a mess and I need to go out..... Then I'd love someone else to make my tea for me later cause I can't be bothered! "

I'd love someone to come round and curl mine for me - it's naturally straight and looks totally flat right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like a roast dinner followed by cake, lots and lots of cake

'by the ocean'?

urban dictionary really isn't my friend

I'm closer to the Irish Sea than the ocean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up at 9 after a great night out. Had a fry up and a Brew, now chilling on the couch. I'd love someone sharing this time with me though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to be with Nell. This is our first weekend apart since we met and I'm hating it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone would like to finish the job I am on at the mo for me, that would be grand. But then I probably wouldn't be working on a sunday if I had put my bloody phone down yesterday instead of mucking about on here!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"If someone would like to finish the job I am on at the mo for me, that would be grand. But then I probably wouldn't be working on a sunday if I had put my bloody phone down yesterday instead of mucking about on here!

Tut tut, fancy bunking off work to be naughty

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I would love a picnic with nibbles and wine. A lovely companion to have a lazy Sunday with .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tut tut, fancy bunking off work to be naughty

Ermmmmmm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....a day of spooning, forking and generally being lazy on the couch with someone!!

What would you love?

Can i take a rain check on the forking, not really into pain.

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By *punkytits50Woman
over a year ago

Reading

"Another six hours of sleep, followed by six hours of sex. "

six hours of sex ?

wont it fall off after that long ? lol

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Tut tut, fancy bunking off work to be naughty

Ermmmmmm...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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You should spend more time fixing the drips instead of making them Mr

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

love to wake up in a morning and have a slow morning sex session

get up and make breakfast whilst she has a lazy day whilst I cook the tea for us

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Today- a doppelganger to go and do what I have to do so I can stay at home.

Miss Honey must play nice today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's so unlike you to get distracted from work so easily....

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I'd love someone to come round and curl mine for me - it's naturally straight and looks totally flat right now!"

Curly is ok til you've slept on it..... Then it looks you've had a fight with a badger who then dragged you through a hedge and I'm not find of going out resembling a bad 80's rock band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should spend more time fixing the drips instead of making them Mr

I didn't mean to... it just happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's so unlike you to get distracted from work so easily....

I know right?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....a day of spooning, forking and generally being lazy on the couch with someone!!

What would you love?

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry, I can't hear you from here on my couch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee, a good set of firm hands to massage the knots out of me and then a soak in a bubble bath "

You should have said, would have obliged in front of the log burner on the sheepskin rug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I can't hear you from here on my couch...

Cwtch up Miss Bold

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I still want this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still want this!

I can make it happen for you BG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This evening after a hard shift and walks with pooch , a snuggle , lots of soft warm kisses

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

"....a day of spooning, forking and generally being lazy on the couch with someone!!

What would you love?

6 hours sleep would be nice

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers "

I have a big bag of malteasers Miss Honey and good reading skills also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want someone to bring me food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want someone to bring me food."

What food would you like Mr Hatter make sure there's a cup of tea there ready for when I come round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want someone to bring me food."

Just making dinner now bud , how does spaghetti sound with heaps of good thing mixed in too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want someone to bring me food."

SIMPLE Order in then

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

A naughty waitress to serve drinks to us while we drink wine in the sun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A certain someone to come and fuck me senseless. But he won't

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I want someone to bring me food.

What food would you like Mr Hatter make sure there's a cup of tea there ready for when I come round

See he's local, grab some food and have a lads night

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"A certain someone to come and fuck me senseless. But he won't

He won't fuck you or just won't fuck you senseless?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would like it to be friday wvening rather than Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some functioning lungs..and a nice long fuck. Please.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

+1 for the sofa snuggling etc.

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers "

What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers

What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out!

Anything but that!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A certain someone to come and fuck me senseless. But he won't

Oh, I hear you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A certain someone to come and fuck me senseless. But he won't

He won't fuck you or just won't fuck you senseless? "

Neither. Friendzoned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be able to afford to become a lady of leisure

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers

What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out!

Anything but that!!

Do we get to share the malteasers?

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"A certain someone to come and fuck me senseless. But he won't

He won't fuck you or just won't fuck you senseless?

Neither. Friendzoned.

Oh no. Thought that only happened to guys

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers

What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out!

Anything but that!!

Do we get to share the malteasers? "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A certain someone to come and fuck me senseless. But he won't

He won't fuck you or just won't fuck you senseless?

Neither. Friendzoned.

Oh no. Thought that only happened to guys

Unfortunately not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers

What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out!

Anything but that!!

Do we get to share the malteasers?

Of course

Oi the maltesers are mine

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers

What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out!

Anything but that!!

Do we get to share the malteasers?

Of course

Oi the maltesers are mine

Are you coming too then?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I would love to...catch up with stuff at home. Boring, I know, but always there at the back of my mind

Maybe I need a distraction...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cakes.

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

Just to be with someone to hug and snuggle upto on the sofa instead of having to share it with the husky X

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"A certain someone to come and fuck me senseless. But he won't

He won't fuck you or just won't fuck you senseless?

Neither. Friendzoned.

Oh no. Thought that only happened to guys

Definitely not

Anyway, ive had a fish supper and have my softest pair of pj's on and I'm quite content now

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers

What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out!

Anything but that!!

Do we get to share the malteasers?

Of course

Ok we're in. So its about a 36 hour drive and a quick stop off to buy a copy of Mr Tickle and a couple of bags of Malteasers.

Book might be in Spanish.

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"A certain someone to come and fuck me senseless. But he won't

He won't fuck you or just won't fuck you senseless?

Neither. Friendzoned.

Oh no. Thought that only happened to guys

Definitely not

Anyway, ive had a fish supper and have my softest pair of pj's on and I'm quite content now

Is that an euphemism of did you actually have fish for supper?

Either way, glad you're feeling better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to get my feet on page 1

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers

What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out!

Anything but that!!

Do we get to share the malteasers?

Of course

Ok we're in. So its about a 36 hour drive and a quick stop off to buy a copy of Mr Tickle and a couple of bags of Malteasers.

Book might be in Spanish.

Works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A certain someone to come and fuck me senseless. But he won't

He won't fuck you or just won't fuck you senseless?

Neither. Friendzoned.

Oh no. Thought that only happened to guys

Definitely not

Anyway, ive had a fish supper and have my softest pair of pj's on and I'm quite content now

Love the socks young padawan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To ruin someone's make-up

Ooooh yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long, slow 69'er session

Been a long day!

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers

What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out!

Anything but that!!

Do we get to share the malteasers?

Of course

Ok we're in. So its about a 36 hour drive and a quick stop off to buy a copy of Mr Tickle and a couple of bags of Malteasers.

Book might be in Spanish.

Works for me

Oh you like Mr tickle too? His hands get everywhere

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"....a day of spooning, forking and generally being lazy on the couch with someone!!

What would you love?

To be a couch in Ireland

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers

What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out!

Anything but that!!

Do we get to share the malteasers?

Of course

Ok we're in. So its about a 36 hour drive and a quick stop off to buy a copy of Mr Tickle and a couple of bags of Malteasers.

Book might be in Spanish.

Works for me

Oh you like Mr tickle too? His hands get everywhere

That is why he is my favourite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To ruin someone's make-up

Just make up?

I would rather all of me be ruined. It's that kinda night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To ruin someone's make-up

Just make up?

I would rather all of me be ruined. It's that kinda night

Been that kind of day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To ruin someone's make-up

Just make up?

I would rather all of me be ruined. It's that kinda night

Been that kind of day

Been that kinda week

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers

What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out!

Anything but that!!

Do we get to share the malteasers?

Of course

Ok we're in. So its about a 36 hour drive and a quick stop off to buy a copy of Mr Tickle and a couple of bags of Malteasers.

Book might be in Spanish.

Works for me

Oh you like Mr tickle too? His hands get everywhere

Tess Tickle?

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