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30 harsh things to say to a naked man

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.

2. Ahhhh, it's cute.

3. Why don't we just cuddle?

4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance.

6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?

7. Wow, and your feet are so big.

8. It's OK, we'll work around it.

9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

10. Oh no... a flash headache.

11. (giggle and point)

12. Can I be honest with you?

13. How sweet, you brought incense.

14. This explains your car.

15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.

16. Why is God punishing me?

17. At least this won't take long.

18. I never saw one like that before.

19. But it still works, right?

20. It looks so unused.

21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.

22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?

23. Are you cold?

24. If you get me real d*unk first.....

25. Is that an optical illusion?

26. What is that?

27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.

28. Does it come with an air pump?

29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.

30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

13!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot

"Awwwww, it's Like a Cock, only smaller!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

24 made me laugh.

Sarah

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

31. It's not as big as your father's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may have used 2, 13 and 23 before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I may have used 2, 13 and 23 before "

Sorry 14 not 13

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I may have used 2, 13 and 23 before "

You didn't on me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I may have used 2, 13 and 23 before

You didn't on me... "

U just didn't hear me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I may have used 2, 13 and 23 before

You didn't on me...

U just didn't hear me lol "

Had I have, my willy would have gone all sad and ikkle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They all made be laugh out loud. Thank you OP xx

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By *tyoursCouple
over a year ago

southampton

Best giggle in ages thanks op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best giggle in ages thanks op"
31, hahahahahahahahahahaha oh sorry I just pissed myself.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I know this is just a bit of fun but for some guys it is an issue.

32. You finished without me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know this is just a bit of fun but for some guys it is an issue.

32. You finished without me! "

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