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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The drop from 32 on Thursday to 16 today has left me decidedly cold.

What can you do to warm me up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The drop from 32 on Thursday to 16 today has left me decidedly cold.

What can you do to warm me up?

"

Hughes you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The drop from 32 on Thursday to 16 today has left me decidedly cold.

What can you do to warm me up?

Hughes you x"

Hug I meant x

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

big hugs and a warm big mug of hot chocolate

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The drop from 32 on Thursday to 16 today has left me decidedly cold.

What can you do to warm me up?

Hughes you x

Hug I meant x"

Bring Hughes along too. One on either side is bound to be hotter than just one.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"big hugs and a warm big mug of hot chocolate "

What's the hot chocolate for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The drop from 32 on Thursday to 16 today has left me decidedly cold.

What can you do to warm me up?

"

Felt the same tonight so lit the log burner, plenty of room on sofa to toast your feet, the rest of you we'll talk about.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm tight as a crab's arse when it comes to putting the heating on, so I've got an excellent selection of sofa blankets

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The drop from 32 on Thursday to 16 today has left me decidedly cold.

What can you do to warm me up?

Felt the same tonight so lit the log burner, plenty of room on sofa to toast your feet, the rest of you we'll talk about..... "

Ooo, I like a log burner. Thank you.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm tight as a crab's arse when it comes to putting the heating on, so I've got an excellent selection of sofa blankets "

Me too. I have absolute rules that the heating doesn't go on until 1st November (and it's off on 1st April).

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Well it's still quite warm in Cloud Cuckoo Land but you could be my little piece of crumpet Ms Ls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tight as a crab's arse when it comes to putting the heating on, so I've got an excellent selection of sofa blankets "

Nowt sexier than a fluffy onesie

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Well it's still quite warm in Cloud Cuckoo Land but you could be my little piece of crumpet Ms Ls "

I like crumpets but does that mean you're sticking me in the toaster or under the grill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tight as a crab's arse when it comes to putting the heating on, so I've got an excellent selection of sofa blankets

Me too. I have absolute rules that the heating doesn't go on until 1st November (and it's off on 1st April). "

I'm the same but mine goes off earlier, probably March. I've had my fire on earlier, but only for 30 mins

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Big warm snuggle blanket!

Classic old movie!

Ply you with wine and evil comfort food...

After movie...

Recite a saucy rendition of Dante;s Inferno and invite you into debauchery

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm tight as a crab's arse when it comes to putting the heating on, so I've got an excellent selection of sofa blankets

Me too. I have absolute rules that the heating doesn't go on until 1st November (and it's off on 1st April).

I'm the same but mine goes off earlier, probably March. I've had my fire on earlier, but only for 30 mins "

Rebel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well as I don't really cope with being cold too well I'd have to say a nice sauna and whip your ass with birch twigs like the scandos.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Big warm snuggle blanket!

Classic old movie!

Ply you with wine and evil comfort food...

After movie...

Recite a saucy rendition of Dante;s Inferno and invite you into debauchery "

How far into the nine circles are you planning to take me?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oh well as I don't really cope with being cold too well I'd have to say a nice sauna and whip your ass with birch twigs like the scandos.

"

What have you got against my arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well as I don't really cope with being cold too well I'd have to say a nice sauna and whip your ass with birch twigs like the scandos.

What have you got against my arse? "

Not my face. That's the point

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oh well as I don't really cope with being cold too well I'd have to say a nice sauna and whip your ass with birch twigs like the scandos.

What have you got against my arse?

Not my face. That's the point

"

It's really very large. A face could feel a little intimidated by it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got plenty hugs.....and a nice hot coffee with a wee shot of whisky! Sorts it out for me!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I was thinking the same thing. I'm normally fine with the cold but today has been a shock to the system I think.

It's definitely nearing time when men are worth it just for their body heat at night

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've got plenty hugs.....and a nice hot coffee with a wee shot of whisky! Sorts it out for me!"

Single malt? I don't do coffee or blended.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I was thinking the same thing. I'm normally fine with the cold but today has been a shock to the system I think.

It's definitely nearing time when men are worth it just for their body heat at night"

I bought a pair of pull on boots on an impulse buy today (against my new rules on buying footwear) just because I was feeling cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well as I don't really cope with being cold too well I'd have to say a nice sauna and whip your ass with birch twigs like the scandos.

What have you got against my arse?

Not my face. That's the point

It's really very large. A face could feel a little intimidated by it.

"

Haha you're joking aren't you? My face has been known to frighten entire townsfolk away.

I lived in a small village called montalbano in southern Italy.

The old women would poke me with sticks when I was buying icecream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got plenty hugs.....and a nice hot coffee with a wee shot of whisky! Sorts it out for me!

Single malt? I don't do coffee or blended. "

Is there any other kind of whisky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tight as a crab's arse when it comes to putting the heating on, so I've got an excellent selection of sofa blankets

Me too. I have absolute rules that the heating doesn't go on until 1st November (and it's off on 1st April).

I'm the same but mine goes off earlier, probably March. I've had my fire on earlier, but only for 30 mins

Rebel! "

Aren't i just I refuse to get the winter quilt out yet though

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oh well as I don't really cope with being cold too well I'd have to say a nice sauna and whip your ass with birch twigs like the scandos.

What have you got against my arse?

Not my face. That's the point

It's really very large. A face could feel a little intimidated by it.

Haha you're joking aren't you? My face has been known to frighten entire townsfolk away.

I lived in a small village called montalbano in southern Italy.

The old women would poke me with sticks when I was buying icecream "

At least you got a poke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The drop from 32 on Thursday to 16 today has left me decidedly cold.

What can you do to warm me up?

Felt the same tonight so lit the log burner, plenty of room on sofa to toast your feet, the rest of you we'll talk about.....

Ooo, I like a log burner. Thank you.

"

Log burner's really churning heat out now, having to take clothes off....erm you are coming round aren't you?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm tight as a crab's arse when it comes to putting the heating on, so I've got an excellent selection of sofa blankets

Me too. I have absolute rules that the heating doesn't go on until 1st November (and it's off on 1st April).

I'm the same but mine goes off earlier, probably March. I've had my fire on earlier, but only for 30 mins

Rebel!

Aren't i just I refuse to get the winter quilt out yet though "

It's not cold enough for that. My summer duvet is 3 tog and my winter one is 4.5 tog. No one likes to visit my bed in winter.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've got plenty hugs.....and a nice hot coffee with a wee shot of whisky! Sorts it out for me!

Single malt? I don't do coffee or blended.

Is there any other kind of whisky?"

According to some. They are wrong.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The drop from 32 on Thursday to 16 today has left me decidedly cold.

What can you do to warm me up?

Felt the same tonight so lit the log burner, plenty of room on sofa to toast your feet, the rest of you we'll talk about.....

Ooo, I like a log burner. Thank you.

Log burner's really churning heat out now, having to take clothes off....erm you are coming round aren't you? "

Did you work up a sweat chopping logs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The drop from 32 on Thursday to 16 today has left me decidedly cold.

What can you do to warm me up?

Felt the same tonight so lit the log burner, plenty of room on sofa to toast your feet, the rest of you we'll talk about.....

Ooo, I like a log burner. Thank you.

Log burner's really churning heat out now, having to take clothes off....erm you are coming round aren't you?

Did you work up a sweat chopping logs?

"

My body glistens like Pepsi man from cola advert.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The drop from 32 on Thursday to 16 today has left me decidedly cold.

What can you do to warm me up?

Felt the same tonight so lit the log burner, plenty of room on sofa to toast your feet, the rest of you we'll talk about.....

Ooo, I like a log burner. Thank you.

Log burner's really churning heat out now, having to take clothes off....erm you are coming round aren't you?

Did you work up a sweat chopping logs?

My body glistens like Pepsi man from cola advert. "

It sounds like you need a shower.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Soft Southern pansies

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Soft Southern pansies "

The temperature halved, woman! I'll be used to it by the time I'm in your fair city in November.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Soft Southern pansies

The temperature halved, woman! I'll be used to it by the time I'm in your fair city in November."

Oooh you're braving the Northern wastes? It would be good to meet up if you can spare the time. Don't forget your thermals!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The drop from 32 on Thursday to 16 today has left me decidedly cold.

What can you do to warm me up?

"

Set your skirt on fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The drop from 32 on Thursday to 16 today has left me decidedly cold.

What can you do to warm me up?

Felt the same tonight so lit the log burner, plenty of room on sofa to toast your feet, the rest of you we'll talk about.....

Ooo, I like a log burner. Thank you.

Log burner's really churning heat out now, having to take clothes off....erm you are coming round aren't you?

Did you work up a sweat chopping logs?

My body glistens like Pepsi man from cola advert.

It sounds like you need a shower. "

Cold one at that.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Soft Southern pansies

The temperature halved, woman! I'll be used to it by the time I'm in your fair city in November.

Oooh you're braving the Northern wastes? It would be good to meet up if you can spare the time. Don't forget your thermals!"

It'll be good prep for Iceland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id get you naked and throw cold water over you, ice cold water

Then watch you warm up chasing me round the house

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The drop from 32 on Thursday to 16 today has left me decidedly cold.

What can you do to warm me up?

Set your skirt on fire "

That's work.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Id get you naked and throw cold water over you, ice cold water

Then watch you warm up chasing me round the house "

You'd better clean up the mess, young man.

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow


"The drop from 32 on Thursday to 16 today has left me decidedly cold.

What can you do to warm me up?

"

........

obviously you being so short-arsed is a disadvantage.......going by the theory that hot air rises........you being on "platform shoes" or if you don't suffer from vertigo and taking a chance by going on stilts .......this most definitely warm you up.

xx

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London


"The drop from 32 on Thursday to 16 today has left me decidedly cold.

What can you do to warm me up?

"

I can act as surrogate common sense for you and tell you to buy a hot water bottle or an electric blanket.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Did someone say whisky???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sure pleasuring you in every way possible would get you warm x

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The drop from 32 on Thursday to 16 today has left me decidedly cold.

What can you do to warm me up?

........

obviously you being so short-arsed is a disadvantage.......going by the theory that hot air rises........you being on "platform shoes" or if you don't suffer from vertigo and taking a chance by going on stilts .......this most definitely warm you up.

xx"

Hmmm, I can see some problems with that plan.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The drop from 32 on Thursday to 16 today has left me decidedly cold.

What can you do to warm me up?

I can act as surrogate common sense for you and tell you to buy a hot water bottle or an electric blanket."

Hot water bottle in September? That seems extreme. I couldn't cope with an electric blanket (also extreme for 16 degrees).

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Did someone say whisky???"

They did. What are you offering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got plenty hugs.....and a nice hot coffee with a wee shot of whisky! Sorts it out for me!

Single malt? I don't do coffee or blended.

Is there any other kind of whisky?

According to some. They are wrong.

"

Very very wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say whisky???

They did. What are you offering?

"

Vie have choice of a few.....couple of nice Islays, also that nice Welsh one!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I am sure pleasuring you in every way possible would get you warm x"

That has some merit (as a hypothetical and with someone 15 years older). Great suggestion.

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow


"The drop from 32 on Thursday to 16 today has left me decidedly cold.

What can you do to warm me up?

........

obviously you being so short-arsed is a disadvantage.......going by the theory that hot air rises........you being on "platform shoes" or if you don't suffer from vertigo and taking a chance by going on stilts .......this most definitely warm you up.

xx

Hmmm, I can see some problems with that plan.

"

well......i'm glad you didn't take offence........so their must some "warmth in your body".....although you disguise it very well x

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Did someone say whisky???

They did. What are you offering?

Vie have choice of a few.....couple of nice Islays, also that nice Welsh one!"

Ooo, I've never had a Welsh one.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here


"Did someone say whisky???

They did. What are you offering?

Vie have choice of a few.....couple of nice Islays, also that nice Welsh one!

Ooo, I've never had a Welsh one.

"

Bloody Welsh have to try and get in on everything !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why could it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The drop from 32 on Thursday to 16 today has left me decidedly cold.

What can you do to warm me up?

"

lob you on a fire ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lend you a cardi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quite glad it's chilly tonight. I have a couple of bite marks I have to hide under a roll neck.

My daughter calls it my sex jumper.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I just woke on the sofa post freezing so I could use a warm up too please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just woke on the sofa post freezing so I could use a warm up too please "

Log burner's still glowing and the heat fan is spinning like an aeroplane propeller, you are more than welcome to enjoy its warmth

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I just woke on the sofa post freezing so I could use a warm up too please

Log burner's still glowing and the heat fan is spinning like an aeroplane propeller, you are more than welcome to enjoy its warmth "

I'm not sure why the word post is in there but that sounds splendid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just woke on the sofa post freezing so I could use a warm up too please

Log burner's still glowing and the heat fan is spinning like an aeroplane propeller, you are more than welcome to enjoy its warmth

I'm not sure why the word post is in there but that sounds splendid "

No need to worry either, its too hot for cuddling!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I just woke on the sofa post freezing so I could use a warm up too please

Log burner's still glowing and the heat fan is spinning like an aeroplane propeller, you are more than welcome to enjoy its warmth

I'm not sure why the word post is in there but that sounds splendid

No need to worry either, its too hot for cuddling! "

Oh dealbreaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just woke on the sofa post freezing so I could use a warm up too please

Log burner's still glowing and the heat fan is spinning like an aeroplane propeller, you are more than welcome to enjoy its warmth

I'm not sure why the word post is in there but that sounds splendid

No need to worry either, its too hot for cuddling!

Oh dealbreaker "

More than happy to if you like, just wouldnt think you would? There is something quite magical about snuggling together watching logs ablaze with flames dancing and the light twinkling off goblets of wine while hearing them crackling in the grate, is the M5 busy this time of night?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Here's a big hug Lickety xx

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"The drop from 32 on Thursday to 16 today has left me decidedly cold.

What can you do to warm me up?

"

((((((((hugs))))))))

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