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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If a fish is on land does it make it mammal?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

No.

Unless it's a dolphin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no. several types of fish can cross short distances of land,theyre still fish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its still a fish, just like you'd still be a man if you were in the sea...

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Usually it makes it dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a fish is on land does it make it mammal?"

I refuse to comment until I know more details. Like are you taking the piss?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"If a fish is on land does it make it mammal?"

Have you taken something!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What if the fish or fishi were being kept alive by some sort of crazy scientist mad on caviar who's goal is to build a land fish civilisation and after creating the right conditions made land fish land offspring nearing his ultimate goal of fishlandtis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What if the fish or fishi were being kept alive by some sort of crazy scientist mad on caviar who's goal is to build a land fish civilisation and after creating the right conditions made land fish land offspring nearing his ultimate goal of fishlandtis "
Surely then the fish or fishes could then be classed as mammals?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if the fish or fishi were being kept alive by some sort of crazy scientist mad on caviar who's goal is to build a land fish civilisation and after creating the right conditions made land fish land offspring nearing his ultimate goal of fishlandtis "

Can I please have a pint of what you've had?

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"What if the fish or fishi were being kept alive by some sort of crazy scientist mad on caviar who's goal is to build a land fish civilisation and after creating the right conditions made land fish land offspring nearing his ultimate goal of fishlandtis Surely then the fish or fishes could then be classed as mammals?"

I'll have what he's having please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What if the fish or fishi were being kept alive by some sort of crazy scientist mad on caviar who's goal is to build a land fish civilisation and after creating the right conditions made land fish land offspring nearing his ultimate goal of fishlandtis

Can I please have a pint of what you've had? "
It's just life and right conditions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if the fish or fishi were being kept alive by some sort of crazy scientist mad on caviar who's goal is to build a land fish civilisation and after creating the right conditions made land fish land offspring nearing his ultimate goal of fishlandtis

Can I please have a pint of what you've had? It's just life and right conditions "

Or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if the fish or fishi were being kept alive by some sort of crazy scientist mad on caviar who's goal is to build a land fish civilisation and after creating the right conditions made land fish land offspring nearing his ultimate goal of fishlandtis Surely then the fish or fishes could then be classed as mammals?"

Why are you thinking about this? Haha but I dunno if man engineered a fish to live on land then surely it would be a new mammal species that looks like a fish... tbh I haven't got a clue I'm done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if the fish or fishi were being kept alive by some sort of crazy scientist mad on caviar who's goal is to build a land fish civilisation and after creating the right conditions made land fish land offspring nearing his ultimate goal of fishlandtis Surely then the fish or fishes could then be classed as mammals?"

A mammal Is something that has its offspring inside its body as opposed to eggs

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"If a fish is on land does it make it mammal?

Have you taken something!? "

Obviously not Biology lessons

S

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What if the fish or fishi were being kept alive by some sort of crazy scientist mad on caviar who's goal is to build a land fish civilisation and after creating the right conditions made land fish land offspring nearing his ultimate goal of fishlandtis

Can I please have a pint of what you've had? "
A pint! Ha and the rest, two!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if the fish or fishi were being kept alive by some sort of crazy scientist mad on caviar who's goal is to build a land fish civilisation and after creating the right conditions made land fish land offspring nearing his ultimate goal of fishlandtis Surely then the fish or fishes could then be classed as mammals?

A mammal Is something that has its offspring inside its body as opposed to eggs "

So unless it changes its genetic engineering then no it's not a mammal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it not something to do with there breathing method that determines ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's Suzi44 when you need her!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

This can only work if there's a full moon

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Is it not something to do with there breathing method that determines ?"

As in we don't use our gills to breathe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it not something to do with there breathing method that determines ?"

No as I said it's about how we reproduce!! Mammals have their baby's inside their body's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahaha The genesis of fishlandtis will nearing It's conclussion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

snakeheads can live for days out of water...still fish...flying squirrels can fly, but are still not birds..natures full of contradictions..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are mammals which lay eggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's feeding their young with milk they secrete which sets mammals apart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a rule mammals give live birth and have mammory glands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolphins are gay sharks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are mammals which lay eggs. "

Only a few!! And a few reptiles. But if you check its one of the main criteria that makes them us mammals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are mammals which lay eggs.

Only a few!! And a few reptiles. But if you check its one of the main criteria that makes them us mammals "

Platypus being one, I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are mammals which lay eggs.

Only a few!! And a few reptiles. But if you check its one of the main criteria that makes them us mammals "

But, as I said, there are mammals which lay eggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fish would need to learn how to breath oxygen, give birth to live young and have warm blood...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are mammals which lay eggs.

Only a few!! And a few reptiles. But if you check its one of the main criteria that makes them us mammals

But, as I said, there are mammals which lay eggs. "

Yes ok ruby again trying your best to pick apart something I say,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahahahaha .....are you on the tequila X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are mammals which lay eggs.

Only a few!! And a few reptiles. But if you check its one of the main criteria that makes them us mammals

But, as I said, there are mammals which lay eggs. "

Such as the Platypuss, which is also cold blooded I believe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are mammals which lay eggs.

Only a few!! And a few reptiles. But if you check its one of the main criteria that makes them us mammals

But, as I said, there are mammals which lay eggs.

Such as the Platypuss, which is also cold blooded I believe."

Egg laying monotremes, they're fascinating creatures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vascularised gas bladders and giving birth to live young doesn't make it a mammal. Suckling its young does.

Step away from the shrooms op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are mammals which lay eggs.

Only a few!! And a few reptiles. But if you check its one of the main criteria that makes them us mammals

But, as I said, there are mammals which lay eggs.

Such as the Platypuss, which is also cold blooded I believe."

Yep said that above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's mushroom season isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and there are lots of fish that give birth to live young too, still fish though..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if the fish or fishi were being kept alive by some sort of crazy scientist mad on caviar who's goal is to build a land fish civilisation and after creating the right conditions made land fish land offspring nearing his ultimate goal of fishlandtis Surely then the fish or fishes could then be classed as mammals?"

Fish are cold blooded and have scales.....so surely they would be reptiles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and there are lots of fish that give birth to live young too, still fish though.."

I did actually say as a rule ,, it's one of the main criteria agree or disagree its fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren't mammals defined by how they feed their young, rather than how they are born?

Ie. they produce milk from Mammary glands which is why they are defined as mammals?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are mammals which lay eggs.

Only a few!! And a few reptiles. But if you check its one of the main criteria that makes them us mammals

But, as I said, there are mammals which lay eggs.

Such as the Platypuss, which is also cold blooded I believe.

Egg laying monotremes, they're fascinating creatures "

But warm blooded.......mammals have mammary glands....the clue is in the name!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are mammals which lay eggs.

Only a few!! And a few reptiles. But if you check its one of the main criteria that makes them us mammals

But, as I said, there are mammals which lay eggs.

Such as the Platypuss, which is also cold blooded I believe.

Egg laying monotremes, they're fascinating creatures "

They say anomalies like the Platypuss call into question a number of issues with evolution, personally I just find it fascinating how life finds a way to le itself into so many nooks and crannies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dolphins are gay sharks "
Yeah but if your on a boat with a harpoon and between you and safety you got a dolphin on one side and a shark on the other who are you going to feed the harpoon?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Fish are cold blooded and have scales.....so surely they would be reptiles?"

I think they're still fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are mammals which lay eggs.

Only a few!! And a few reptiles. But if you check its one of the main criteria that makes them us mammals

But, as I said, there are mammals which lay eggs.

Such as the Platypuss, which is also cold blooded I believe.

Egg laying monotremes, they're fascinating creatures

But warm blooded.......mammals have mammary glands....the clue is in the name!"

Exactly. I did say this above that most mammals have mammary glands and give live birth, that's the main criteria that makes a mammal,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is without doubt the weirdest thread I've ever seen..... It's like a scene from Get Him To The Greek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and there are lots of fish that give birth to live young too, still fish though..

I did actually say as a rule ,, it's one of the main criteria agree or disagree its fact "

It's not. The ONLY criteria as mentioned above is that they feed they're young through the mammary gland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's mushroom season isn't it? "

That and the bar's obviously opened early tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish are cold blooded and have scales.....so surely they would be reptiles?

I think they're still fish "

Do any reptiles have gills?

Isn't that the difference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and there are lots of fish that give birth to live young too, still fish though..

I did actually say as a rule ,, it's one of the main criteria agree or disagree its fact

It's not. The ONLY criteria as mentioned above is that they feed they're young through the mammary gland. "

Read back I did say they give live birth and carry their unborn inside their body ,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no, as above, the only criteria is being fed from mammary glands.all sorts of other anomalies around,but that is the only criteria.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

If an amphibian swallowed a fish and then walked it across dry land, stopping to eat a mouse say, would that make it a mammal?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"If a fish is on land does it make it mammal?"

No. A mammal has teats and it's offspring suckle. It also give birth to live young. Like whales - which are NOT fish.

A mammal isn't any land dwelling animal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it not something to do with there breathing method that determines ?

As in we don't use our gills to breathe?"

No as in dolphin and whales have blow holes above and a trout don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you go mad from too much caviar? Has anyone tried this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and there are lots of fish that give birth to live young too, still fish though..

I did actually say as a rule ,, it's one of the main criteria agree or disagree its fact

It's not. The ONLY criteria as mentioned above is that they feed they're young through the mammary gland.

Read back I did say they give live birth and carry their unborn inside their body ,, "

What mammals? Er not all of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a big mobey dick

Does that make me a snake ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aren't mammals defined by how they feed their young, rather than how they are born?

Ie. they produce milk from Mammary glands which is why they are defined as mammals?"

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From Google....a warm-blooded vertebrate animal of a class that is distinguished by the possession of hair or fur, females that secrete milk for the nourishment of the young, and (typically) the birth of live young.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are mammals which lay eggs.

Only a few!! And a few reptiles. But if you check its one of the main criteria that makes them us mammals

But, as I said, there are mammals which lay eggs.

Such as the Platypuss, which is also cold blooded I believe.

Egg laying monotremes, they're fascinating creatures

They say anomalies like the Platypuss call into question a number of issues with evolution, personally I just find it fascinating how life finds a way to le itself into so many nooks and crannies."
It is. It's truly absorbing. I couldnt of said it better myself ya'no but I probably have

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If an amphibian swallowed a fish and then walked it across dry land, stopping to eat a mouse say, would that make it a mammal?"
I fear if he swalled it and the mouse that would have made them dinner a most unfortunate scene to witness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mamals are warm-blooded higher vertebrates that feed their young with milk secreted by mammary glands and have skin usually more or less covered with hair not all but some exceptions like dolphins. It's not about their breathing as some may think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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They say anomalies like the Platypuss call into question a number of issues with evolution, personally I just find it fascinating how life finds a way to le itself into so many nooks and crannies."

Rubbish. It's because of the anomalies that prove evolution not the other way round.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"From Google....a warm-blooded vertebrate animal of a class that is distinguished by the possession of hair or fur, females that secrete milk for the nourishment of the young, and (typically) the birth of live young."
Well that's another idea ruined by the smallest of marigins, if only there was a way to combine my brain with google then I could go ahead of time and process all my ideas and I could find out how long to boil an egg..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From Google....a warm-blooded vertebrate animal of a class that is distinguished by the possession of hair or fur, females that secrete milk for the nourishment of the young, and (typically) the birth of live young.Well that's another idea ruined by the smallest of marigins, if only there was a way to combine my brain with google then I could go ahead of time and process all my ideas and I could find out how long to boil an egg.."

I'm sure I said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From Google....a warm-blooded vertebrate animal of a class that is distinguished by the possession of hair or fur, females that secrete milk for the nourishment of the young, and (typically) the birth of live young.Well that's another idea ruined by the smallest of marigins, if only there was a way to combine my brain with google then I could go ahead of time and process all my ideas and I could find out how long to boil an egg.."

Do you want it hard boiled or soft?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"From Google....a warm-blooded vertebrate animal of a class that is distinguished by the possession of hair or fur, females that secrete milk for the nourishment of the young, and (typically) the birth of live young.Well that's another idea ruined by the smallest of marigins, if only there was a way to combine my brain with google then I could go ahead of time and process all my ideas and I could find out how long to boil an egg..

Do you want it hard boiled or soft? "
Oh soft! Soft, soft, soft It's got to be soft hasn't it? I mean when do I go picknicking? But one thing I will say is if your going to boil eggs please be careful because they can be very hot when you take them out and you may be very hungry but believe me when I tell you it's not worth it run them under cold water for a few seconds and be safe. So yes soft for me please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From Google....a warm-blooded vertebrate animal of a class that is distinguished by the possession of hair or fur, females that secrete milk for the nourishment of the young, and (typically) the birth of live young.Well that's another idea ruined by the smallest of marigins, if only there was a way to combine my brain with google then I could go ahead of time and process all my ideas and I could find out how long to boil an egg..

Do you want it hard boiled or soft? Oh soft! Soft, soft, soft It's got to be soft hasn't it? I mean when do I go picknicking? But one thing I will say is if your going to boil eggs please be careful because they can be very hot when you take them out and you may be very hungry but believe me when I tell you it's not worth it run them under cold water for a few seconds and be safe. So yes soft for me please."

I like this dude

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

CANTERBURY

If it's out of water, is it battered?

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Mammals' jawbones are connected to the skull.

They are warm blooded ( endothermic) , generally have hair and ( with the exception of monotremes) give birth to live offspring, which generally feed via milk.

They also breath air via lungs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"From Google....a warm-blooded vertebrate animal of a class that is distinguished by the possession of hair or fur, females that secrete milk for the nourishment of the young, and (typically) the birth of live young.Well that's another idea ruined by the smallest of marigins, if only there was a way to combine my brain with google then I could go ahead of time and process all my ideas and I could find out how long to boil an egg..

Do you want it hard boiled or soft? Oh soft! Soft, soft, soft It's got to be soft hasn't it? I mean when do I go picknicking? But one thing I will say is if your going to boil eggs please be careful because they can be very hot when you take them out and you may be very hungry but believe me when I tell you it's not worth it run them under cold water for a few seconds and be safe. So yes soft for me please.

I like this dude "
Thank you I'm beginning to like you too.

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