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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any tips on how to get them to sleep?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you fed it?

Changed its bum?

Winded it?

Is it teething?

Does it have a stomach ache?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take them a walk in the pram or a run in the car....you might have to sleep there but it works x

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By *piritsonfabCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Turn the hoover on right by the cot. Works a treat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Finally asleep! She was over tired! Thanks for the advice xx

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I had to do the run in the car for both ours early on, then after about four months they both started sleeping through the night till gone seven & still do..

We were lucky I guess..

S

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

I used to blow gently on their face when they had worked themselves up to a screaming rage of tiredness. It would break them out of the cycle, tired so cried, got more tired cried harder, exhausted n scream their lungs out. Once they stopped screaming they would be asleep within minutes. Works with hungry babies too, they are screaming so much they don't realise that the bottle is on their lips. Blow, it shocks them into stopping and they find the food.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Shake it

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shake it"

Your going to the bad fire for that lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No offence but it was amazes me how ill equipped babies are for survival in this world. In mean that in the sense that I find it incredible humans didn't become extinct. Baby anacondas literally do not receive any parental care, they are just born and off they go...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yip hoover always worked for me to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shake it"

That's just wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any tips on how to get them to sleep?!"

Is this real life or fantasy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any tips on how to get them to sleep?!

Is this real life or fantasy? "

Caught in a landslide...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to blow gently on their face when they had worked themselves up to a screaming rage of tiredness. It would break them out of the cycle, tired so cried, got more tired cried harder, exhausted n scream their lungs out. Once they stopped screaming they would be asleep within minutes. Works with hungry babies too, they are screaming so much they don't realise that the bottle is on their lips. Blow, it shocks them into stopping and they find the food."

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

tiny drop of whisky in his bottle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tiny drop of whisky in his bottle."

You'd get done for that these days x

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst


"tiny drop of whisky in his bottle.

You'd get done for that these days x"

i know, i remember my mum saying people used to do it. its not like anyone would know though is it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tiny drop of whisky in his bottle.

You'd get done for that these days x

i know, i remember my mum saying people used to do it. its not like anyone would know though is it."

Just because people don't know doesn't make it right lol fuck it just give the wean half a bottle of calpol...no one will know pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend at work swears by some sort of white noise app he got off the App Store. It does a little light show as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make the baby watch cricket it will soon fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to use honey and whiskey mixed in tiny amount but worked a treat with my twins when both teething at same time dummy dippers it was marked in the cupboard pmsl both are now post grads by the way so no babies were hurt in the making of this comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tiny drop of whisky in his bottle.

You'd get done for that these days x

i know, i remember my mum saying people used to do it. its not like anyone would know though is it.

Just because people don't know doesn't make it right lol fuck it just give the wean half a bottle of calpol...no one will know pmsl x"

The major ingredient in rescue remedy is brandy...

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By *eardedSilverFoxMan
over a year ago

Colchester

Put Pipe Band music on, hold baby in your arms and pace up and down rocking the wee one to sleep. It worked when my dad did it to me and worked on all four of my kids, even worked on my niece.

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst


"Put Pipe Band music on, hold baby in your arms and pace up and down rocking the wee one to sleep. It worked when my dad did it to me and worked on all four of my kids, even worked on my niece. "

Not too loud though or you will hurt his ears.

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby


"Used to use honey and whiskey mixed in tiny amount but worked a treat with my twins when both teething at same time dummy dippers it was marked in the cupboard pmsl both are now post grads by the way so no babies were hurt in the making of this comment "

That would have been better as a cautionary tale..especially if they both turned out to be diabetic alcoholics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandmother said brandy on their gums.....I think it's brill.....mind you my daughter has a real taste for single malt whisky now days.....

Just wondering

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting


"Put Pipe Band music on, hold baby in your arms and pace up and down rocking the wee one to sleep. It worked when my dad did it to me and worked on all four of my kids, even worked on my niece. "

It was The Blue Danube for my youngest - my mum put in on a repeat on a cd for me. My only hour of peace in a day!!

He was 18 months when he eventually slept through & only this last 6 months he's properly slept - he's just turned 10!!

JG x

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Put the hoover on, the noise will sooth or at least block out the crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe as a compromise you could drink whiskey and burp in the babies face? Sounds safer than giving the baby whiskey itself.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Give it back to its' owner?

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford


"Give it back to its' owner?"

Yes give it back to its mom and slip out for a pint or three..

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst


"Give it back to its' owner?

Yes give it back to its mom and slip out for a pint or three.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ex once handed me daughter in sheer desperation one 3am. 5 pages of "the active directory administration guide" did the trick. She slept on my chest, I slept on the rocking chair. Job done.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I don't miss these baby days. We were lucky with ours, all 3 slept through from 6 weeks

Hope you have a better night tonight OP.

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By *anoffee pieWoman
over a year ago

baking pies in my kitchen


"Any tips on how to get them to sleep?!"

When? Daytime or night time?

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst


"Maybe as a compromise you could drink whiskey and burp in the babies face? Sounds safer than giving the baby whiskey itself. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Changed its bum?"

Just the nappy would be better, babies can be very smelly and messy sometimes, but I think going so far as to swap asses is probably excessive.

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest

Chloroform works wonders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best way to stop crying babies is to use contraception.

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By *eardedSilverFoxMan
over a year ago

Colchester


"Put Pipe Band music on, hold baby in your arms and pace up and down rocking the wee one to sleep. It worked when my dad did it to me and worked on all four of my kids, even worked on my niece.

It was The Blue Danube for my youngest - my mum put in on a repeat on a cd for me. My only hour of peace in a day!!

He was 18 months when he eventually slept through & only this last 6 months he's properly slept - he's just turned 10!!

JG x"

You deserve a bloody medal lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold them next to your heart,it always worked for our girls

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By *mber GamblerCouple
over a year ago

rugby

I'm glad they are asleep now.

I always used to pick mine up before they got into a state. Cuddles cuddles and more cuddles.

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst


"The best way to stop crying babies is to use contraception."

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I knew a Dr got hold of a recording of the noises in the womb, that seemed to work every time. God knows how, it sounded like being in the boiler room of an old ship.

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