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"Golden showers apparently " Great conversation and free drinks! Anything more could not possibly be planned | |||
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"I treat a lady like she's a lady. Old fashioned on here perhaps but I'm not embarrassed to say that's who I am." nothing wrong with that at all. | |||
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"Pretty face, extensive toy collection and I don't take this all too seriously " Sold in fact I'll take 2 | |||
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"Pretty face, extensive toy collection and I don't take this all too seriously " Just ticked all my boxes | |||
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"Pretty face, extensive toy collection and I don't take this all too seriously " What toys have you got then care to share | |||
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"I make a mean cup of coffee but you'll have to wait I'm busy in the shower " I have patience beautiful I'll wait for you | |||
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"I make a mean cup of coffee but you'll have to wait I'm busy in the shower " Coffee? | |||
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"Awesome nipples and a killer bj.... Oh, and my sparkling personality.... How's that? " Sounds to good to be true | |||
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"Golden showers apparently " You've got to love a squirting thread | |||
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"Golden showers apparently You've got to love a squirting thread " I'll drink to that | |||
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"I always have good biscuits....and a very dirty mind " You always have biscuits, I always have tea. | |||
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"I'll change out yesterday's tee shirt with the baked bean stain down the front and brush my hair. I've got half a bottle of vodka and some cheese triangles! " Amendment: I had some cheese triangles. | |||
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"I'll change out yesterday's tee shirt with the baked bean stain down the front and brush my hair. I've got half a bottle of vodka and some cheese triangles! To be fair I reckon you could pull like that! " | |||
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"Awesome nipples and a killer bj.... Oh, and my sparkling personality.... How's that? " You win!! | |||
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"I make a mean cup of coffee but you'll have to wait I'm busy in the shower " Busy taking more pics I hope... | |||
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"I'll change out yesterday's tee shirt with the baked bean stain down the front and brush my hair. I've got half a bottle of vodka and some cheese triangles! Amendment: I had some cheese triangles. I have many cheese triangles, come to my place where I can show you " Are we talking DairyLea? | |||
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"I'll change out yesterday's tee shirt with the baked bean stain down the front and brush my hair. I've got half a bottle of vodka and some cheese triangles! Amendment: I had some cheese triangles. I have many cheese triangles, come to my place where I can show you Are we talking DairyLea? " Of course, only the best for my cheese fiend. You can lick Philadelphia off my nips | |||
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"What are you offering fab members to get a meet ? " Tits. I have no other redeeming features Full of sarcasm too apparently | |||
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"Present your voucher for a free* lip and licktastic sensations fest! *For a limited time only while stocks last. " I've lost my voucher | |||
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"Present your voucher for a free* lip and licktastic sensations fest! *For a limited time only while stocks last. I've lost my voucher " Only one voucher per customer, not to be reused and non exchangeable | |||
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"Present your voucher for a free* lip and licktastic sensations fest! *For a limited time only while stocks last. I've lost my voucher Only one voucher per customer, not to be reused and non exchangeable " Dammit. Looks like I've missed out this time. I'm going to cry into a cup of tea. | |||
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"What are you offering fab members to get a meet ? " Ice cream. Champagne. Haribo. Crisp. That's about it. \__/ | |||
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"Booby hugs and, for the incredibly unlucky, geeky chats about Tudor England. " I'm up for that I need a good history lesson Miss Heels | |||
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"Booby hugs and, for the incredibly unlucky, geeky chats about Tudor England. " I will humour talk of Tudor England so I can have the booby hugs | |||
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"Present your voucher for a free* lip and licktastic sensations fest! *For a limited time only while stocks last. I've lost my voucher Only one voucher per customer, not to be reused and non exchangeable Dammit. Looks like I've missed out this time. I'm going to cry into a cup of tea. " Alas, salt water tears cannot buy you a voucher. A cup of tea on the other hand would be grand! | |||
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"Awesome nipples and a killer bj.... Oh, and my sparkling personality.... How's that? Sounds to good to be true " I would never lie! | |||
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"Present your voucher for a free* lip and licktastic sensations fest! *For a limited time only while stocks last. I've lost my voucher Only one voucher per customer, not to be reused and non exchangeable Dammit. Looks like I've missed out this time. I'm going to cry into a cup of tea. Alas, salt water tears cannot buy you a voucher. A cup of tea on the other hand would be grand! " I'll put the kettle on then. | |||
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"Awesome nipples and a killer bj.... Oh, and my sparkling personality.... How's that? Sounds to good to be true I would never lie! " Good girl aren't you BG | |||
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"My proposal: Homemade cookies and coffee innocent face filthy mind Sexy underwear And a whole load of wet fun " Can't beat homemade cookies dipping them in the coffee | |||
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"My proposal: Homemade cookies and coffee innocent face filthy mind Sexy underwear And a whole load of wet fun " Coffee? Pfft, pass. | |||
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"My proposal: Homemade cookies and coffee innocent face filthy mind Sexy underwear And a whole load of wet fun Coffee? Pfft, pass. " I had a feeling you would say that lmao. Mr tea man ain't you lol | |||
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"My proposal: Homemade cookies and coffee innocent face filthy mind Sexy underwear And a whole load of wet fun Coffee? Pfft, pass. I had a feeling you would say that lmao. Mr tea man ain't you lol " I do love tea | |||
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"My proposal: Homemade cookies and coffee innocent face filthy mind Sexy underwear And a whole load of wet fun Coffee? Pfft, pass. I had a feeling you would say that lmao. Mr tea man ain't you lol I do love tea" Can't blame you I used to love tea myself but once I had that first ever coffee never gone back | |||
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"My proposal: Homemade cookies and coffee innocent face filthy mind Sexy underwear And a whole load of wet fun Coffee? Pfft, pass. " Oh bugger off then! | |||
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"I offer my body. Oh yeh I offer this also " And my willingness to please. | |||
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"My proposal: Homemade cookies and coffee innocent face filthy mind Sexy underwear And a whole load of wet fun Coffee? Pfft, pass. Oh bugger off then! " | |||
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"My proposal: Homemade cookies and coffee innocent face filthy mind Sexy underwear And a whole load of wet fun " Proposal accepted! I'll bring the ginger nuts | |||
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"My proposal: Homemade cookies and coffee innocent face filthy mind Sexy underwear And a whole load of wet fun Proposal accepted! I'll bring the ginger nuts " Wonderful | |||
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"I offer my body. Oh yeh I offer this also And my willingness to please." I tend to make pleasing a priority | |||
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"What are you offering fab members to get a meet ? " Wooooahhh....let's get the social out of the way first!!! Then I've got super power kisses to put all over you | |||
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"What are you offering fab members to get a meet ? Wooooahhh....let's get the social out of the way first!!! Then I've got super power kisses to put all over you " You had me at Super power kisses... | |||
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"What are you offering fab members to get a meet ? Wooooahhh....let's get the social out of the way first!!! Then I've got super power kisses to put all over you " Super power kisses I'm liking it I'll give you some special kisses | |||
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"All the cheese toasties you can eat" I'm going to need some red onion and worcester sauce with that | |||
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"I can do an erotic abstract sketch or painting.....my first real fabber ended up with a huge piece .... Mwah " Let's do a masterpiece then | |||
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"All the cheese toasties you can eat I'm going to need some red onion and worcester sauce with that " happy to oblige | |||
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"What are you offering fab members to get a meet ? " I'm offering this . I will turn up . I will not have BO . I will not have bad breath. I will have all my own teeth . I will dress presentable. I will smell divine. I will look like my picture . I will deliver on my promises . | |||
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"What are you offering fab members to get a meet ? " Got that ELO tune in my head now lol | |||
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"All the cheese toasties you can eat I'm going to need some red onion and worcester sauce with that happy to oblige " Deal | |||
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"Booby hugs and, for the incredibly unlucky, geeky chats about Tudor England. " You would get on very well with H then, she loves both & even the fiction she reads is based in Tudor times S | |||
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"Good conversation, very bubbly... and I'll wear latex and seamed stockings...." Right up my street | |||
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"I make a mean cup of coffee but you'll have to wait I'm busy in the shower Coffee? " It was an early morning Don't worry Dear Hatter I'm still a tea lover too | |||
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"What are you offering fab members to get a meet ? " I promise not to refer to myself in the third person? | |||
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"What are you offering fab members to get a meet ? Got that ELO tune in my head now lol " I've got my cock in your ass .... But only in my head | |||
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"I make a great cuppa and can bang out a beat on the drum kit...good rhythm...and a nice set of cheek bones " | |||
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"A bubble bath and I'll take the tap end " Sold | |||
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"A bubble bath and I'll take the tap end Sold " I might even throw in a kebab and a tin of carlsberg | |||
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"What are you offering fab members to get a meet ? " . Ok so I popped in here last week and not a sausage to be had but as I'm not one to give up, here goes, again, so ' I've got bacon, fresh bread, real butter, red or brown and tea or coffee, all served naked Mrs blue eyes disclaimer- Mrs blue eyes does not accept any responsibility for any persons whom may be caught in a stampede, thus resulting in the said person sustaining injury or even death | |||
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"What are you offering fab members to get a meet ? . Ok so I popped in here last week and not a sausage to be had but as I'm not one to give up, here goes, again, so ' I've got bacon, fresh bread, real butter, red or brown and tea or coffee, all served naked Mrs blue eyes disclaimer- Mrs blue eyes does not accept any responsibility for any persons whom may be caught in a stampede, thus resulting in the said person sustaining injury or even death " On my way lol | |||
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"What are you offering fab members to get a meet ? . Ok so I popped in here last week and not a sausage to be had but as I'm not one to give up, here goes, again, so ' I've got bacon, fresh bread, real butter, red or brown and tea or coffee, all served naked Mrs blue eyes disclaimer- Mrs blue eyes does not accept any responsibility for any persons whom may be caught in a stampede, thus resulting in the said person sustaining injury or even death On my way lol " . Finally, phew, a girl can get complex about her bacon | |||
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"What are you offering fab members to get a meet ? . Ok so I popped in here last week and not a sausage to be had but as I'm not one to give up, here goes, again, so ' I've got bacon, fresh bread, real butter, red or brown and tea or coffee, all served naked Mrs blue eyes disclaimer- Mrs blue eyes does not accept any responsibility for any persons whom may be caught in a stampede, thus resulting in the said person sustaining injury or even death On my way lol . Finally, phew, a girl can get complex about her bacon " Can beat a bit bacon served naked that's for sure | |||
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"A lifetime's supply of oxygen " What if we've got our own life time supply? What happens then? What? Have you come to the party empty handed? | |||
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"A lifetime's supply of oxygen What if we've got our own life time supply? What happens then? What? Have you come to the party empty handed? " You might need a new life time supply once we take your breath away | |||
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"A lifetime's supply of oxygen What if we've got our own life time supply? What happens then? What? Have you come to the party empty handed? You might need a new life time supply once we take your breath away " Gasp! | |||
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"I treat a lady like she's a lady. Old fashioned on here perhaps but I'm not embarrassed to say that's who I am." Same hear! | |||
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"Left over chicken korma with half a keema naan" Oh good God! I just cum! | |||
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"What are you offering fab members to get a meet ? " intelligent chat,respect, photo opportunities,good snogging, and attempts at making their fantasies a reality (within reason) | |||
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"Left over chicken korma with half a keema naan" Can't beat a bit of left over curry and nan when can I collect | |||
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"Ooooh oooh ooooh, I've thought of something. I won't leave hair on your pillow. " | |||
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"Ooooh oooh ooooh, I've thought of something. I won't leave hair on your pillow. " I will | |||
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"Ooooh oooh ooooh, I've thought of something. I won't leave hair on your pillow. " I might leave your bedsheets crumpled though. | |||
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"Ooooh oooh ooooh, I've thought of something. I won't leave hair on your pillow. I will " You need to get my hair cut. | |||
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"I can do an erotic abstract sketch or painting.....my first real fabber ended up with a huge piece .... Mwah Let's do a masterpiece then " Definitely .... Love to .. | |||
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