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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I mean my place is only small and it really doesn't take a lot of vacuuming - so I bought one of those cordless upright lightweight vacuum cleaners, which I thought was a good idea.

About as good at vacuuming as a wet paper bag

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oh.

I imagined some unusual "kid's science experiment goes horribly wrong with hilarious consequences" thread.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Me too ! Doesn't bear thinking about what would happen....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got a 25 quid purple pod thing - works brill -

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Get a Henry Vacuum cleaner...best one I have ever had.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Get a Henry Vacuum cleaner...best one I have ever had."

I have an old industrial Henry. He's ace. Plus when I had a cat she used to like riding around on the top of it as I vacuumed, which amused me no end.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Better identity the vacuum, so that others are warned off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got rid of my Hoover; it was only collecting dust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its kind of sobering when you find yourself on a site supposedly to help likeminded people meet for sex, and instead find a thread about buyers remorse over a small vacuum cleaner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a Henry Vacuum cleaner...best one I have ever had.

I have an old industrial Henry. He's ace. Plus when I had a cat she used to like riding around on the top of it as I vacuumed, which amused me no end."

My daughter's cat used to do that on her Henrietta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its kind of sobering when you find yourself on a site supposedly to help likeminded people meet for sex, and instead find a thread about buyers remorse over a small vacuum cleaner."

Hey,a clean house is paramount for good sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive been told I can suck cock like a vacuum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive been told I can suck cock like a vacuum "

It's the humming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've still got my old bex Bissell .. Beats as it sweeps as it cleans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are about to buy a shark rocket. Looks very good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had dysons for over 20 years, brilliant vaccums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a Henry Vacuum cleaner...best one I have ever had.

I have an old industrial Henry. He's ace. Plus when I had a cat she used to like riding around on the top of it as I vacuumed, which amused me no end."

I love our Henry!! A landlord had one in a previous flat and when we moved we bought one for ourselves. Fucking awesome.

Our dogs are absolutely terrified of it, though. They never really liked vacuum cleaners but I think the face pushed them over the edge

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I had a Henry but I lost custody of it but I have a VAX now and it's very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive been told I can suck cock like a vacuum "

Wot, making waaaaaaaaa noise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a Henry but I lost custody of it but I have a VAX now and it's very good "

Missed this when I read thread earlier, you lost custody of a vacuum? Christ, they must have had a good solicitor.

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD


"ive been told I can suck cock like a vacuum "

SuperHero!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat a Henry!

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

There was a recent story about the robot vacuums,a couple,too tired to walk their dog one night,went to bed only to wake up in a shit covered house! The vacuum had done its programmed work,and so had the dog!!

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By *arrasicMan
over a year ago

birmingham

I'd rather have a naked cleaner who can suck.eny offers

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"ive been told I can suck cock like a vacuum "

Probably not a compliment if the OP told you that...

On a more serious note, vacuum cleaners are electric and electrical power is measured in watts. Watts = volts * amps; as your ring main is 240v and your vacuum cleaner most likely has a 5 amp fuse that gives you up to 1200 watts of power.

No cordless vacuum is anywhere near that regardless of the battery technology involved...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got rid of my Hoover; it was only collecting dust. "

Thats strange i got rid of mine because it sucked

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"Better identity the vacuum, so that others are warned off"

Can't name and shame here

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London


"Get a Henry Vacuum cleaner...best one I have ever had."

Hmmmm!

They can be too damned efficient. Our Henry just swallowed up my favourite pair of knickers.

Gone in a flash. In fact, it was faster than me flashing them myself!

I'm not best pleased...

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

One for the car nuts!

Our American friends tell us that the Lucas vacuum cleaner is the only Lucas product that doesn`t suck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one of those Dyson v6 cordless things to be honest it rubbish on anything but the lightest of fluff n dust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a Henry it was shit, got a Dyson now, and it was ok but no its last legs now, so due a new one..any recommendations? Not Henry and not Dyson not overly impressed with either

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I bought a Russell Hobbs (I thought they only made kettles & toasters) off ma mate downstairs & a massive joint of Silverside for £20 as they had run out of electric. It does a superb job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a Henry Vacuum cleaner...best one I have ever had.

I have an old industrial Henry. He's ace. Plus when I had a cat she used to like riding around on the top of it as I vacuumed, which amused me no end.

I love our Henry!! A landlord had one in a previous flat and when we moved we bought one for ourselves. Fucking awesome.

Our dogs are absolutely terrified of it, though. They never really liked vacuum cleaners but I think the face pushed them over the edge "
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Years ago on route from job to job my van was literally full and my George was half full and it leaks out if they tip over and so for some reason I can't remember, I buckled him into the passenger seat with his little face facing out.... Meanwhile in north London I was stopped by the popo for a routine traffic stop(i think it was illegal diesel usage)... Anyhow I just remember the coppers face when he looked in my window and thinking he's looking very strange at me.... After a couple of minutes convo he went off and I suddenly noticed by pure chance the hose of my George had unwound and the nozzle was now resting on my leg.... When the copper came back I really was struggling to keep a straight face as I could see him weighing up George buckled up with his nozzle on my leg.... To this day the mental picture of that coppers face still makes me giggle.....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I bought a Russell Hobbs (I thought they only made kettles & toasters) off ma mate downstairs & a massive joint of Silverside for £20 as they had run out of electric. It does a superb job "

Well it does now I've actually cleaned out all the filters which they obviously neglected to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had a Henry it was shit, got a Dyson now, and it was ok but no its last legs now, so due a new one..any recommendations? Not Henry and not Dyson not overly impressed with either"

I bought a Miele and it's the best vacuum cleaner ever

Yes ongoing costs with bags etc but only one that I found that could pick up the fine short black hair from my dog

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Jeez, this thread really sucks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a Henry Vacuum cleaner...best one I have ever had.

I have an old industrial Henry. He's ace. Plus when I had a cat she used to like riding around on the top of it as I vacuumed, which amused me no end.

I love our Henry!! A landlord had one in a previous flat and when we moved we bought one for ourselves. Fucking awesome.

Our dogs are absolutely terrified of it, though. They never really liked vacuum cleaners but I think the face pushed them over the edge .

Years ago on route from job to job my van was literally full and my George was half full and it leaks out if they tip over and so for some reason I can't remember, I buckled him into the passenger seat with his little face facing out.... Meanwhile in north London I was stopped by the popo for a routine traffic stop(i think it was illegal diesel usage)... Anyhow I just remember the coppers face when he looked in my window and thinking he's looking very strange at me.... After a couple of minutes convo he went off and I suddenly noticed by pure chance the hose of my George had unwound and the nozzle was now resting on my leg.... When the copper came back I really was struggling to keep a straight face as I could see him weighing up George buckled up with his nozzle on my leg.... To this day the mental picture of that coppers face still makes me giggle..... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one of those v6 cordless ones because the missus said the Henry was too heavy for her to use and that's why she never vacuumed.

I found it great to use very effective, the lazy bitch still does not vacuum though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had a Henry it was shit, got a Dyson now, and it was ok but no its last legs now, so due a new one..any recommendations? Not Henry and not Dyson not overly impressed with either"

I've worked in garages that had Henry's which earned money all day long..I've had mine for 15 years and it still sucks like a top pornstar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cleaner seems quite happy with the Dyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had a Henry it was shit, got a Dyson now, and it was ok but no its last legs now, so due a new one..any recommendations? Not Henry and not Dyson not overly impressed with either

I bought a Miele and it's the best vacuum cleaner ever

Yes ongoing costs with bags etc but only one that I found that could pick up the fine short black hair from my dog "

Yep Miele, best vacuums ever. Got rid of mine when I moved and regret it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a Henry but I lost custody of it but I have a VAX now and it's very good

Missed this when I read thread earlier, you lost custody of a vacuum? Christ, they must have had a good solicitor. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need a Henry, best vacuum ever xxx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"You need a Henry, best vacuum ever xxx"

I have a lesbian friend, she has a Hetty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive been told I can suck cock like a vacuum

It's the humming"

that made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've still got my old bex Bissell .. Beats as it sweeps as it cleans! "

wondering how many on here remember the ad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a Kirby, 21 years old now and still sucks great

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I have an eastern European cleaner, takes her ages to Hoover the rooms..

Turns out she's a Slovak...

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Dyson died a noisy death after 6 years and was very heavy. Back to old electrolux mondo thats 20 years old but keeps on going and is light enough to carry on stairs.

No more dysons for me design seemed overrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a Henry Vacuum cleaner...best one I have ever had.

I have an old industrial Henry. He's ace. Plus when I had a cat she used to like riding around on the top of it as I vacuumed, which amused me no end."
my cat does that on my Henry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to get one of those robot vacuums. Turn it on, go to work, come back hey presto the dogs gone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its kind of sobering when you find yourself on a site supposedly to help likeminded people meet for sex, and instead find a thread about buyers remorse over a small vacuum cleaner.

Hey,a clean house is paramount for good sex. "

Or in my case a clean boat.

Space is a premium, thanks for the suggestions but some not really practical. For what it's worth I have an Electrolux ErgoRapido.

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