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Yo one doris down....how many are left?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I believe that Robster is out of action. fell down the stairs in his fluffy pink mules. luckily enough kaz managed to get his pink thong and matching pinny off before taking him to hospital. he now has his arm in a sling, apparently the NHS had no pink plaster of paris left in stock. So come on posse threw them stones, one down....how many to go

ps welcome home deputy doris, luv ya really

princess gash reporting in from liverpool on the 6pm news bulletin

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"I believe that Robster is out of action. fell down the stairs in his fluffy pink mules. luckily enough kaz managed to get his pink thong and matching pinny off before taking him to hospital. he now has his arm in a sling, apparently the NHS had no pink plaster of paris left in stock. So come on posse threw them stones, one down....how many to go

ps welcome home deputy doris, luv ya really

princess gash reporting in from liverpool on the 6pm news bulletin"

Hey gash!!!

You home now then??????

And is Dozey Doris Dudette really down???

LOL

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believe that Robster is out of action. fell down the stairs in his fluffy pink mules. luckily enough kaz managed to get his pink thong and matching pinny off before taking him to hospital. he now has his arm in a sling, apparently the NHS had no pink plaster of paris left in stock. So come on posse threw them stones, one down....how many to go

ps welcome home deputy doris, luv ya really

princess gash reporting in from liverpool on the 6pm news bulletin

Hey gash!!!

You home now then??????

And is Dozey Doris Dudette really down???

LOL

xx"

kaz here and yes he really is down ...but not out xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Aaaaww poor Rob

Hope hes "up" again soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I believe that Robster is out of action. fell down the stairs in his fluffy pink mules. luckily enough kaz managed to get his pink thong and matching pinny off before taking him to hospital. he now has his arm in a sling, apparently the NHS had no pink plaster of paris left in stock. So come on posse threw them stones, one down....how many to go

ps welcome home deputy doris, luv ya really

princess gash reporting in from liverpool on the 6pm news bulletin

Hey gash!!!

You home now then??????

And is Dozey Doris Dudette really down???

LOL

xx"

yeah he really is down and got his arm in a sling....it was the only way kaz could get to use the pc. felt it was abit drastic pushing him downing the stairs tho.

and yeah am home, got out today and feeling better. thanks for asking hun

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aaaaww poor Rob

Hope hes "up" again soon "

lol....me too !!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believe that Robster is out of action. fell down the stairs in his fluffy pink mules. luckily enough kaz managed to get his pink thong and matching pinny off before taking him to hospital. he now has his arm in a sling, apparently the NHS had no pink plaster of paris left in stock. So come on posse threw them stones, one down....how many to go

ps welcome home deputy doris, luv ya really

princess gash reporting in from liverpool on the 6pm news bulletin

Hey gash!!!

You home now then??????

And is Dozey Doris Dudette really down???

LOL

xx

yeah he really is down and got his arm in a sling....it was the only way kaz could get to use the pc. felt it was abit drastic pushing him downing the stairs tho.

and yeah am home, got out today and feeling better. thanks for asking hun

xx

"

oi!! that was supposed to be a secret ....i didnt push him guv ...honest!!!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Aaaaww poor Rob

Hope hes "up" again soon lol....me too !!! xx"

oh kax - give him a slow lingering kiss off me!!!

may make him sick - but hey ho - thats life....lol xxxx

hugs at ya both xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its no bother... I'll hold his corner till he's well...

Lazy Git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aaaaww poor Rob

Hope hes "up" again soon lol....me too !!! xx

oh kax - give him a slow lingering kiss off me!!!

may make him sick - but hey ho - thats life....lol xxxx

hugs at ya both xxx"

thanx sweetie and back atcha xxxxxx (and its his pool playing arm too !!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its no bother... I'll hold his corner till he's well...

Lazy Git "

rob says thanks lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its no bother... I'll hold his corner till he's well...

Lazy Git rob says thanks lol x"

I'd be sick living with Kaz...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its no bother... I'll hold his corner till he's well...

Lazy Git rob says thanks lol x

I'd be sick living with Kaz... "

oi!!! ill remember that!!! cheeky git !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

patrick wants to know is rob having to sit down now for a pee coz he cant hold it???

princess gash reporting in from liverpool with a very sore arse coz patrick just hit my bare arse with a electric fly swotter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"patrick wants to know is rob having to sit down now for a pee coz he cant hold it???

princess gash reporting in from liverpool with a very sore arse coz patrick just hit my bare arse with a electric fly swotter"

lmao ....yes ...how did you guess xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its no bother... I'll hold his corner till he's well...

Lazy Git rob says thanks lol x

I'd be sick living with Kaz... oi!!! ill remember that!!! cheeky git !! "

And watcha gonna do about it eh... yer.. right nowt lol.. Mwah xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"patrick wants to know is rob having to sit down now for a pee coz he cant hold it???

princess gash reporting in from liverpool with a very sore arse coz patrick just hit my bare arse with a electric fly swotterlmao ....yes ...how did you guess xxx "

pat said he bets he still manages to pee on the seat...lol

princess gash reporting in, with patrick struggling to walk with electric fly swatter up his ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its no bother... I'll hold his corner till he's well...

Lazy Git rob says thanks lol x

I'd be sick living with Kaz... oi!!! ill remember that!!! cheeky git !!

And watcha gonna do about it eh... yer.. right nowt lol.. Mwah xx "

just remember....your all alone on here...not a doris in sight...(cue spooky music)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its no bother... I'll hold his corner till he's well...

Lazy Git rob says thanks lol x

I'd be sick living with Kaz... oi!!! ill remember that!!! cheeky git !!

And watcha gonna do about it eh... yer.. right nowt lol.. Mwah xx just remember....your all alone on here...not a doris in sight...(cue spooky music)"

Ohhhh shivers down my spine.... AND???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"patrick wants to know is rob having to sit down now for a pee coz he cant hold it???

princess gash reporting in from liverpool with a very sore arse coz patrick just hit my bare arse with a electric fly swotterlmao ....yes ...how did you guess xxx

pat said he bets he still manages to pee on the seat...lol

princess gash reporting in, with patrick struggling to walk with electric fly swatter up his ass"

amazing how much fun can be had with a fly swatter...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"patrick wants to know is rob having to sit down now for a pee coz he cant hold it???

princess gash reporting in from liverpool with a very sore arse coz patrick just hit my bare arse with a electric fly swotterlmao ....yes ...how did you guess xxx

pat said he bets he still manages to pee on the seat...lol

princess gash reporting in, with patrick struggling to walk with electric fly swatter up his ass"

can i borrow that swatter jan? think a certain notts neighbour is in need of a good spanking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"patrick wants to know is rob having to sit down now for a pee coz he cant hold it???

princess gash reporting in from liverpool with a very sore arse coz patrick just hit my bare arse with a electric fly swotterlmao ....yes ...how did you guess xxx

pat said he bets he still manages to pee on the seat...lol

princess gash reporting in, with patrick struggling to walk with electric fly swatter up his assamazing how much fun can be had with a fly swatter..."

yeah too right...press the button as its battery op and it fries ya piles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"patrick wants to know is rob having to sit down now for a pee coz he cant hold it???

princess gash reporting in from liverpool with a very sore arse coz patrick just hit my bare arse with a electric fly swotterlmao ....yes ...how did you guess xxx

pat said he bets he still manages to pee on the seat...lol

princess gash reporting in, with patrick struggling to walk with electric fly swatter up his assamazing how much fun can be had with a fly swatter...

yeah too right...press the button as its battery op and it fries ya piles"

just the thing to use on notts then ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"patrick wants to know is rob having to sit down now for a pee coz he cant hold it???

princess gash reporting in from liverpool with a very sore arse coz patrick just hit my bare arse with a electric fly swotterlmao ....yes ...how did you guess xxx

pat said he bets he still manages to pee on the seat...lol

princess gash reporting in, with patrick struggling to walk with electric fly swatter up his assamazing how much fun can be had with a fly swatter...

yeah too right...press the button as its battery op and it fries ya pilesjust the thing to use on notts then ...."

yo mr notts i have a electric fly swotter here and i believe your piles need some attention. am just in the mood to be sadistic after being prodded by bloody doctor and nurses for a week. bend over am coming round with new batteries hun

that will be two doris's out of action for a while then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Por Rob - (hehe)Kaz - now's our chance for Pussy Posse domination!

Love the new pic Honeypot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Por Rob - (hehe)Kaz - now's our chance for Pussy Posse domination!

Love the new pic Honeypot!"

lol whats new diane ? xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get well soon mate we need you you can still type with one finger

Craig xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get well soon mate we need you you can still type with one finger

Craig xx"

no he cant cos i punch him on his bad arm he he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get well soon mate we need you you can still type with one finger

Craig xxno he cant cos i punch him on his bad arm he he he "

Well im off to bed now so if posts appear it will be Les for a change

Goodnight all xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get well soon mate we need you you can still type with one finger

Craig xxno he cant cos i punch him on his bad arm he he he

Well im off to bed now so if posts appear it will be Les for a change

Goodnight all xx"

yeahhhhh!!! domination complete!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" xxyeahhhhh!!! domination complete!!!!! "

Craig gone to bed now i have control of pc for change but dont know what to do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Get well soon mate we need you you can still type with one finger

Craig xxno he cant cos i punch him on his bad arm he he he

Well im off to bed now so if posts appear it will be Les for a change

Goodnight all xx"

Lightweight!! what time do you call this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"patrick wants to know is rob having to sit down now for a pee coz he cant hold it???

princess gash reporting in from liverpool with a very sore arse coz patrick just hit my bare arse with a electric fly swotterlmao ....yes ...how did you guess xxx

pat said he bets he still manages to pee on the seat...lol

princess gash reporting in, with patrick struggling to walk with electric fly swatter up his assamazing how much fun can be had with a fly swatter...

yeah too right...press the button as its battery op and it fries ya pilesjust the thing to use on notts then ...."

I heard that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"patrick wants to know is rob having to sit down now for a pee coz he cant hold it???

princess gash reporting in from liverpool with a very sore arse coz patrick just hit my bare arse with a electric fly swotterlmao ....yes ...how did you guess xxx

pat said he bets he still manages to pee on the seat...lol

princess gash reporting in, with patrick struggling to walk with electric fly swatter up his assamazing how much fun can be had with a fly swatter...

yeah too right...press the button as its battery op and it fries ya pilesjust the thing to use on notts then ...."

I heard that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hes a bit poorly tonight so sent him bed so i can come on here for a change

les

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"patrick wants to know is rob having to sit down now for a pee coz he cant hold it???

princess gash reporting in from liverpool with a very sore arse coz patrick just hit my bare arse with a electric fly swotterlmao ....yes ...how did you guess xxx

pat said he bets he still manages to pee on the seat...lol

princess gash reporting in, with patrick struggling to walk with electric fly swatter up his assamazing how much fun can be had with a fly swatter...

yeah too right...press the button as its battery op and it fries ya pilesjust the thing to use on notts then ....

I heard that "

you were supposed to ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"patrick wants to know is rob having to sit down now for a pee coz he cant hold it???

princess gash reporting in from liverpool with a very sore arse coz patrick just hit my bare arse with a electric fly swotterlmao ....yes ...how did you guess xxx

pat said he bets he still manages to pee on the seat...lol

princess gash reporting in, with patrick struggling to walk with electric fly swatter up his assamazing how much fun can be had with a fly swatter...

yeah too right...press the button as its battery op and it fries ya pilesjust the thing to use on notts then ....

I heard that you were supposed to ..."

yeah you were supposed to, fly swotter at the ready arse in the air please

afterall, it seems like all the doris's are dying off like flies anyway. what with patrick and his boils, rob with his arm and now mr notts with his piles. this is total domination girlies

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

Ouch!

Wish him a speedy recovery from me please.

We need him back here ASAP!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ouch!

Wish him a speedy recovery from me please.

We need him back here ASAP!

LOL

"

take it the ouch is where i just kicked u in the plums hun??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ouch!

Wish him a speedy recovery from me please.

We need him back here ASAP!

LOL

"

not a chance ...i know exactly which bit of carpet to pull loose now he he he

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ouch!

Wish him a speedy recovery from me please.

We need him back here ASAP!

LOL

not a chance ...i know exactly which bit of carpet to pull loose now he he he "

carpet??? havent you a spare skate anywhere

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