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Do women like one armed chainsaw jugglers.....called Dave?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

N don't give me that "all women are different" crap!

We all know the world is black n white n if one woman likes something then all women everywhere like it

Pinches of salt n tongues in cheeks available on request

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I prefer one armed jugglers named Adam. They're way better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"N don't give me that "all women are different" crap!

We all know the world is black n white n if one woman likes something then all women everywhere like it

Pinches of salt n tongues in cheeks available on request "

Mrs l was all over it until you said dave, she only likes the ones called Paul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he get more luck when he was a two handed chain saw juggler?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Did he get more luck when he was a two handed chain saw juggler? "

Well his missing arm didn't obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To do list...

Take up chainsaw juggling...

Lose an arm...

Change name to Adam Paul...

Then I'll be sought after by all women everywhere!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Does he had a big cock tho

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By *iamonddave84Man
over a year ago

Hereford

Well I'm called dave have all my arms but walk with a limp if that helps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did he get more luck when he was a two handed chain saw juggler? "

He was so sought after by the ladies he thought he should give himself a handicap to give all the other guys in the world a break!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does he had a big cock tho "

Another nice thread dragged down to Fab's lowest common denominator again...ermmm that said do you have a warm juicy....

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Does he had a big cock tho

Another nice thread dragged down to Fab's lowest common denominator again...ermmm that said do you have a warm juicy.... "

Peach? Yes I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does he had a big cock tho "

It's not the size of the chainsaw that's important....

It's how you wield it n the size of gash it makes ;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I'm called dave have all my arms but walk with a limp if that helps? "
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Sorry mate,you're not a one armed chainsaw juggler called Adam/Paul.

The women of the world have spoken!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does he had a big cock tho

Another nice thread dragged down to Fab's lowest common denominator again...ermmm that said do you have a warm juicy....

Peach? Yes I do "

Would it be rude to ask to test it for plumpness

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Does he had a big cock tho

Another nice thread dragged down to Fab's lowest common denominator again...ermmm that said do you have a warm juicy....

Peach? Yes I do

Would it be rude to ask to test it for plumpness "

One bite and the juices run right down your chin it's so juicy

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

So, as a Dave who owns a chainsaw I have a choice?

Hmm..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does he had a big cock tho

Another nice thread dragged down to Fab's lowest common denominator again...ermmm that said do you have a warm juicy....

Peach? Yes I do

Would it be rude to ask to test it for plumpness

One bite and the juices run right down your chin it's so juicy "

Mmmmm if it's that juicy, can I have a bite?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, as a Dave who owns a chainsaw I have a choice?

Hmm.. "

Well it's a start...change your name n lose an arm n the world is your oyster!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"So, as a Dave who owns a chainsaw I have a choice?

Hmm..

Well it's a start...change your name n lose an arm n the world is your oyster! "

fuck that..

sell the chainsaw and keep both arms..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, as a Dave who owns a chainsaw I have a choice?

Hmm..

Well it's a start...change your name n lose an arm n the world is your oyster!

fuck that..

sell the chainsaw and keep both arms..

"

Very wise

I'll take the chainsaw off your hands (plural!)

There's a save the trees protest near me soon n I'm running low on firewood

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford

I don't juggle mine..

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales


"N don't give me that "all women are different" crap!

We all know the world is black n white n if one woman likes something then all women everywhere like it

Pinches of salt n tongues in cheeks available on request "

I'd pay a quid to watch him!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't juggle mine.."

Aye mate I can see you still have both your arms!

Very wise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"N don't give me that "all women are different" crap!

We all know the world is black n white n if one woman likes something then all women everywhere like it

Pinches of salt n tongues in cheeks available on request

I'd pay a quid to watch him!"

Only a quid!?

Poor Dave,no wonder he's skint!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dave sounds armless enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dave sounds armless enough"

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Yes, all women do...apart from the ones that don't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, all women do...apart from the ones that don't. "

Away you go with your grey areas,refusal to generalize and common sense!

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford


"I don't juggle mine..

Aye mate I can see you still have both your arms!

Very wise "

Plenty of other bits I'm keen not to chop off too. Besides that, they are expensive when you drop them!

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