FabSwingers.com forum: If it's not fun

By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

What's the point.

A few threads on the lounge with people going on about the forum being bland and boring.

Let's change that. Here is a thread for you all. You can put what ever you want. Except being rude or disrespectful to others.

I will start with my classic

Fancy a fuck? MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great big, hairy, lesbian mammoth bollocks

And yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why should you never trust an atom?

And what fish is made up of 2 sodium atoms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabulously fun most definitely MrsSB!

And I could do with a snuggle please as I'm feeling sleepy after a naughty afternoon

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My advice is to ignore shit that ya don't like, i.e. move along here there's nothing to see. OR and it is a big OR perve Mrs SB's incredibly sexy arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wyrd bid ful araed

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Well I thought I'd pop in and say hello...

And fuck them fuck them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it is t fn , don't do it .

Never a truer statement

Hence our hiding the profile and having fun outside of fab .

It really can very tiresome at times ....

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My word Ace you have some cracking ankles

and heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know you can learn to speak Klingon

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Hang on in there guys,almost friday

Miss

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Well I've d*unk a whole bottle of wine and I'm listening to fantastic music after amazing sex and everything is perfect.

Anybody want a cuddle? Xx

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Well I've d*unk a whole bottle of wine and I'm listening to fantastic music after amazing sex and everything is perfect.

Anybody want a cuddle? Xx"

Show off!!!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I am in with the last leg after a pathetic performance from Man Utd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know you can learn to speak Klingon

And Elvish. Ahem, not that I've tried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All good here, finally feeling less clammy & muggy after a cracking thunderstorm earlier.....sipping a lovely chilled glass of vino now...only thing missing is someone to give me a lovely foot rub....any volunteers?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I've d*unk a whole bottle of wine and I'm listening to fantastic music after amazing sex and everything is perfect.

Anybody want a cuddle? Xx"

Yes please, can I put my pooh bear near youtmr Tigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All good here, finally feeling less clammy & muggy after a cracking thunderstorm earlier.....sipping a lovely chilled glass of vino now...only thing missing is someone to give me a lovely foot rub....any volunteers?!

Pass, I like you an everything minxy but I'm not touching your trotters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know you can learn to speak Klingon

And Elvish. Ahem, not that I've tried."

I can just see you banging out Blue Suede Shoes y'know Hatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving the weekend photo challenge - did the wet T shirt today ... Apparently not wet enough PP has said.....have put it up.

So I'll need to try again tomorrow ... Apparently ....

Love the challenges - thank you - they are fun

Mwah

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Am sitting at my desk at home, thinking I should do some work.

But it's not happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass, I like you an everything minxy but I'm not touching your trotters.

What about if I tie ribbons round my toes?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon....cause lets face it who doesn't like Bacon.

* DISCLAIMER..Vegans not included *

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Bacon....cause lets face it who doesn't like Bacon.

* DISCLAIMER..Vegans not included * "

Love it! Great with jacket potato cheese & beans

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I take it that Mrs SB isn't in for an arse spanking then

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I take it that Mrs SB isn't in for an arse spanking then

I'll spank her arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know you can learn to speak Klingon

And Elvish. Ahem, not that I've tried.

I can just see you banging out Blue Suede Shoes y'know Hatter

Very good. Bravo sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass, I like you an everything minxy but I'm not touching your trotters.

What about if I tie ribbons round my toes?!

I can't just be got with ribbons you know. Promise.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Fabulously fun most definitely MrsSB!

And I could do with a snuggle please as I'm feeling sleepy after a naughty afternoon

I'm tired too

zzzzzzzzz

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

In the bath. Who wants to get my rubber duck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabulously fun most definitely MrsSB!

And I could do with a snuggle please as I'm feeling sleepy after a naughty afternoon

I'm tired too

zzzzzzzzz"

Cwtch up. I'll be big spoon

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Fabulously fun most definitely MrsSB!

And I could do with a snuggle please as I'm feeling sleepy after a naughty afternoon

I'm tired too

zzzzzzzzz

Cwtch up. I'll be big spoon

You know what spooning leads to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the bath. Who wants to get my rubber duck?

Mr"

Duck, you said duck. I misread that first time.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"In the bath. Who wants to get my rubber duck?

Mr"

Depends where in putting it!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I take it that Mrs SB isn't in for an arse spanking then

I'll spank her arse

Can we take it in turns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol

But a lil kiss won't hurt...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol

If she has given you her paella recipe I'm going to kick off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why should you never trust an atom?

And what fish is made up of 2 sodium atoms?"

Cos they make up everything

Tuna???

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I take it that Mrs SB isn't in for an arse spanking then

I'll spank her arse

Can we take it in turns

Ok, as long as I can go first!

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"In the bath. Who wants to get my rubber duck?

Depends where in putting it!"

Usually I just let him have free run of the bath. He's quite discreet.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Sorry gang i'm feeling men. Got SIX friend requests today, most we've ever got!!

All blokes & two of them wanted to blow me while H watched

Certain song by the Animals comes to mind today & I feel a lot of cloud watching coming tomorrow

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Sorry gang i'm feeling men. Got SIX friend requests today, most we've ever got!!

All blokes & two of them wanted to blow me while H watched

Certain song by the Animals comes to mind today & I feel a lot of cloud watching coming tomorrow

"Meh" fcking spellcheck

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"In the bath. Who wants to get my rubber duck?

Depends where in putting it!

Usually I just let him have free run of the bath. He's quite discreet.

Have u seen the bullet ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you had X-ray vision and could see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"In the bath. Who wants to get my rubber duck?

Depends where in putting it!

Usually I just let him have free run of the bath. He's quite discreet.

Have u seen the bullet ones

We hadn't but it's on the shopping list now lol

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London

Stay calm and carry on

Life is to short

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"In the bath. Who wants to get my rubber duck?

Depends where in putting it!

Usually I just let him have free run of the bath. He's quite discreet.

Have u seen the bullet ones

We hadn't but it's on the shopping list now lol"

I'm.sure I saw a bath duck dildo thing with a bullet in it!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol

If she has given you her paella recipe I'm going to kick off. "

You mean the one she posted in here a little while ago for Georgie?!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol

But a lil kiss won't hurt...

Try and find out.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol

If she has given you her paella recipe I'm going to kick off.

You mean the one she posted in here a little while ago for Georgie?!

Ssshhhhhh!!!.... Hanky!! I was soooo trying not to let that out!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Well I've d*unk a whole bottle of wine and I'm listening to fantastic music after amazing sex and everything is perfect.

Anybody want a cuddle? Xx

Yes please, can I put my pooh bear near youtmr Tigger

Anytime xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol

If she has given you her paella recipe I'm going to kick off.

You mean the one she posted in here a little while ago for Georgie?!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol

If she has given you her paella recipe I'm going to kick off.

You mean the one she posted in here a little while ago for Georgie?!

Ssshhhhhh!!!.... Hanky!! I was soooo trying not to let that out!

Its ok, I know she will make some for Hatter personally - Mums do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol

But a lil kiss won't hurt...

Try and find out.....

You got me thunkin' y'know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol

If she has given you her paella recipe I'm going to kick off.

You mean the one she posted in here a little while ago for Georgie?!

Ssshhhhhh!!!.... Hanky!! I was soooo trying not to let that out!

Its ok, I know she will make some for Hatter personally - Mums do that

Yeah they do. She said she'd teach me how to make it.

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"In the bath. Who wants to get my rubber duck?

Depends where in putting it!

Usually I just let him have free run of the bath. He's quite discreet.

Have u seen the bullet ones

We hadn't but it's on the shopping list now lol

I'm.sure I saw a bath duck dildo thing with a bullet in it!

Put "bullet vibrator duck" into Google images lol

He looks like he'll make bath time more entertaining

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

A happy Nelson today

A beautiful moon tonight and have been offered a private tour of local theatre, the only one in UK with original wooden stage machinery...and still works...

Can't wait

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol

But a lil kiss won't hurt...

Try and find out.....

You got me thunkin' y'know...

We ARE gonna do what we talked about....

But I am going back to the music threads before I cause more trouble!

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By *ason_silverMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

The zeroth law of thermodynamics states that if two thermodynamic systems are each in thermal equilibrium with a third, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other.

who knew physics could get SO hot

(you did say anything)

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"The zeroth law of thermodynamics states that if two thermodynamic systems are each in thermal equilibrium with a third, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other.

who knew physics could get SO hot

(you did say anything)

You sweet talking, silver tongued

...give us single blokes a chance

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"The zeroth law of thermodynamics states that if two thermodynamic systems are each in thermal equilibrium with a third, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other.

who knew physics could get SO hot

(you did say anything)

You sweet talking, silver tongued

...give us single blokes a chance

"
fancy a

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Stay calm and carry on

Life is to short

If you had spelled it correctly, I might have bought a mug with that imprinted on it

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"The zeroth law of thermodynamics states that if two thermodynamic systems are each in thermal equilibrium with a third, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other.

who knew physics could get SO hot

(you did say anything)

You sweet talking, silver tongued

...give us single blokes a chance

fancy a

Physics Lesson???

Oh! Come on Voddy! I'm sure you can do better than that

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Stay calm and carry on

Life is to short

If you had spelled it correctly, I might have bought a mug with that imprinted on it

Tart! Sitting there all high and mighty in fab heels and ankles...

Ace winger has become a diva!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"The zeroth law of thermodynamics states that if two thermodynamic systems are each in thermal equilibrium with a third, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other.

who knew physics could get SO hot

(you did say anything)

You sweet talking, silver tongued

...give us single blokes a chance

fancy a

Physics Lesson???

Oh! Come on Voddy! I'm sure you can do better than that

is saying nowt actions speak louder than words young man x

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By *onhorMan
over a year ago

here

"What's the point.

A few threads on the lounge with people going on about the forum being bland and boring.

Let's change that. Here is a thread for you all. You can put what ever you want. Except being rude or disrespectful to others.

I will start with my classic

Fancy a fuck? MrsSB

I'm currently flirting with a married ex on faceache, trying to confirm a meet for next week, writing a talk for my juniors and I can't stop coming on here.

Far from bland and boring, there are moments of pure gold that make me crease.

Keep up the good work.

And of course I do.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Just installed a new gpu. Really pleased with the benchmarks. A vast improvement on the old one.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"The zeroth law of thermodynamics states that if two thermodynamic systems are each in thermal equilibrium with a third, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other.

who knew physics could get SO hot

(you did say anything)

You sweet talking, silver tongued

...give us single blokes a chance

fancy a

Physics Lesson???

Oh! Come on Voddy! I'm sure you can do better than that

is saying nowt actions speak louder than words young man x"

Physics experiments!

I remember those at school!

Voddy!!!!

Make this sexually interesting and I am all ears

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By *ason_silverMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"The zeroth law of thermodynamics states that if two thermodynamic systems are each in thermal equilibrium with a third, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other.

who knew physics could get SO hot

(you did say anything)

You sweet talking, silver tongued

...give us single blokes a chance

fancy a

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am such a jolly music geek .

I love a wander and kites .

Taff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you had X-ray vision and could see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?"

Like that

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By *ason_silverMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

The first law of thermodynamics is a version of the law of conservation of energy, adapted for thermodynamic systems. The law of conservation of energy states that the total energy of an isolated system is constant; energy can be transformed from one form to another, but cannot be created or destroyed.

Which means...

Once upon a time the things that make up my body where a single cloud floating over a mountain top

or the dying breath of a dinosaur

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"The first law of thermodynamics is a version of the law of conservation of energy, adapted for thermodynamic systems. The law of conservation of energy states that the total energy of an isolated system is constant; energy can be transformed from one form to another, but cannot be created or destroyed.

Which means...

Once upon a time the things that make up my body where a single cloud floating over a mountain top

or the dying breath of a dinosaur

Tesla! You are not

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Saw a very funny birthday card today. Little golden retriever puppy sitting amongst the debris of a torn up cushion, owner walks in and puppy says, ' where the hell have you been, the tortoise has gone mad!......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just installed a new gpu. Really pleased with the benchmarks. A vast improvement on the old one. "

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Sorry gang i'm feeling men. Got SIX friend requests today, most we've ever got!!

All blokes & two of them wanted to blow me while H watched

Certain song by the Animals comes to mind today & I feel a lot of cloud watching coming tomorrow

Obviously peeps don't get irony, cos we just got two fucking more!

Block time, sorry nice single chaps, but you are massively outnumbered by the other sort..

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By *ason_silverMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Which means...

Once upon a time the things that make up my body where a single cloud floating over a mountain top

or the dying breath of a dinosaur

Tesla! You are not

He was the "Mad scientist" - I'm only mildly mad

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I take it that Mrs SB isn't in for an arse spanking then

I'll spank her arse

Sorry. I fell asleep

I will have that spanking now

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol

But you can wank for what I've read

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol

If she has given you her paella recipe I'm going to kick off.

You mean the one she posted in here a little while ago for Georgie?!

Don't worry . I didn't give away my secret ingredient.

MrsSB

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol

But you can wank for what I've read

MrsSB

Slowly slowly catchy monkey!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it is t fn , don't do it .

Never a truer statement

Hence our hiding the profile and having fun outside of fab .

It really can very tiresome at times .... "

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"If it is t fn , don't do it .

Never a truer statement

Hence our hiding the profile and having fun outside of fab .

It really can very tiresome at times ....

Not quite correct.

"If you're not enjoying what you're doing, or not enjoying who you're doing it with, do something else."

Is what I was told

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