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Hence our hiding the profile and having fun outside of fab .
It really can very tiresome at times .... | |||
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"Well I've d*unk a whole bottle of wine and I'm listening to fantastic music after amazing sex and everything is perfect. Anybody want a cuddle? Xx" Show off!!! | |||
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"Did you know you can learn to speak Klingon  "And Elvish. Ahem, not that I've tried. | |||
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"Well I've d*unk a whole bottle of wine and I'm listening to fantastic music after amazing sex and everything is perfect. Anybody want a cuddle? Xx" Yes please, can I put my pooh bear near youtmr Tigger | |||
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"All good here, finally feeling less clammy & muggy after a cracking thunderstorm earlier.....sipping a lovely chilled glass of vino now...only thing missing is someone to give me a lovely foot rub....any volunteers?! "Pass, I like you an everything minxy but I'm not touching your trotters. | |||
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"Did you know you can learn to speak Klingon
And Elvish. Ahem, not that I've tried."I can just see you banging out Blue Suede Shoes y'know Hatter | |||
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"All good here, finally feeling less clammy & muggy after a cracking thunderstorm earlier.....sipping a lovely chilled glass of vino now...only thing missing is someone to give me a lovely foot rub....any volunteers?!
Pass, I like you an everything minxy but I'm not touching your trotters. "What about if I tie ribbons round my toes?! | |||
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"Bacon....cause lets face it who doesn't like Bacon. * DISCLAIMER..Vegans not included * " Love it! Great with jacket potato cheese & beans | |||
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"I take it that Mrs SB isn't in for an arse spanking then "I'll spank her arse | |||
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"Did you know you can learn to speak Klingon
And Elvish. Ahem, not that I've tried.
I can just see you banging out Blue Suede Shoes y'know Hatter " Very good. Bravo sir. | |||
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"All good here, finally feeling less clammy & muggy after a cracking thunderstorm earlier.....sipping a lovely chilled glass of vino now...only thing missing is someone to give me a lovely foot rub....any volunteers?!
Pass, I like you an everything minxy but I'm not touching your trotters.
What about if I tie ribbons round my toes?! "I can't just be got with ribbons you know. Promise.  | |||
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"Fabulously fun most definitely MrsSB! And I could do with a snuggle please as I'm feeling sleepy after a naughty afternoon "I'm tired too zzzzzzzzz | |||
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"Fabulously fun most definitely MrsSB! And I could do with a snuggle please as I'm feeling sleepy after a naughty afternoon
I'm tired too zzzzzzzzz"Cwtch up. I'll be big spoon | |||
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"Fabulously fun most definitely MrsSB! And I could do with a snuggle please as I'm feeling sleepy after a naughty afternoon
I'm tired too zzzzzzzzz
Cwtch up. I'll be big spoon "You know what spooning leads to | |||
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"In the bath. Who wants to get my rubber duck? Mr" Duck, you said duck. I misread that first time. | |||
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"In the bath. Who wants to get my rubber duck? Mr" Depends where in putting it! | |||
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"I take it that Mrs SB isn't in for an arse spanking then
I'll spank her arse "Can we take it in turns | |||
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"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol x"But a lil kiss won't hurt... x | |||
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"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol x"If she has given you her paella recipe I'm going to kick off. | |||
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"Why should you never trust an atom? And what fish is made up of 2 sodium atoms?" Cos they make up everything
Tuna??? | |||
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"I take it that Mrs SB isn't in for an arse spanking then
I'll spank her arse
Can we take it in turns "Ok, as long as I can go first! | |||
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"In the bath. Who wants to get my rubber duck? Mr Depends where in putting it!" Usually I just let him have free run of the bath. He's quite discreet. | |||
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Certain song by the Animals comes to mind today & I feel a lot of cloud watching coming tomorrow 
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"Sorry gang i'm feeling men. Got SIX friend requests today, most we've ever got!! All blokes & two of them wanted to blow me while H watched
Certain song by the Animals comes to mind today & I feel a lot of cloud watching coming tomorrow
S""Meh" fcking spellcheck | |||
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"In the bath. Who wants to get my rubber duck? Mr Depends where in putting it! Usually I just let him have free run of the bath. He's quite discreet. "Have u seen the bullet ones  | |||
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"In the bath. Who wants to get my rubber duck? Mr Depends where in putting it! Usually I just let him have free run of the bath. He's quite discreet.
Have u seen the bullet ones "We hadn't but it's on the shopping list now lol | |||
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"In the bath. Who wants to get my rubber duck? Mr Depends where in putting it! Usually I just let him have free run of the bath. He's quite discreet.
Have u seen the bullet ones
We hadn't but it's on the shopping list now lol"I'm.sure I saw a bath duck dildo thing with a bullet in it! | |||
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"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol x
If she has given you her paella recipe I'm going to kick off. "You mean the one she posted in here a little while ago for Georgie?! | |||
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"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol x
But a lil kiss won't hurt... x"Try and find out..... | |||
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"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol x
If she has given you her paella recipe I'm going to kick off.
You mean the one she posted in here a little while ago for Georgie?! "Ssshhhhhh!!!.... Hanky!! I was soooo trying not to let that out! | |||
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"Well I've d*unk a whole bottle of wine and I'm listening to fantastic music after amazing sex and everything is perfect. Anybody want a cuddle? Xx Yes please, can I put my pooh bear near youtmr Tigger "Anytime xx | |||
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"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol x
If she has given you her paella recipe I'm going to kick off.
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"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol x
If she has given you her paella recipe I'm going to kick off.
You mean the one she posted in here a little while ago for Georgie?!
Ssshhhhhh!!!.... Hanky!! I was soooo trying not to let that out! "Its ok, I know she will make some for Hatter personally - Mums do that | |||
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"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol x
But a lil kiss won't hurt... x
Try and find out....."You got me thunkin' y'know... | |||
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"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol x
If she has given you her paella recipe I'm going to kick off.
You mean the one she posted in here a little while ago for Georgie?!
Ssshhhhhh!!!.... Hanky!! I was soooo trying not to let that out!
Its ok, I know she will make some for Hatter personally - Mums do that " Yeah they do. She said she'd teach me how to make it. | |||
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"In the bath. Who wants to get my rubber duck? Mr Depends where in putting it! Usually I just let him have free run of the bath. He's quite discreet.
Have u seen the bullet ones
We hadn't but it's on the shopping list now lol
I'm.sure I saw a bath duck dildo thing with a bullet in it! "Put "bullet vibrator duck" into Google images lol He looks like he'll make bath time more entertaining | |||
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A beautiful moon tonight and have been offered a private tour of local theatre, the only one in UK with original wooden stage machinery...and still works...
Can't wait | |||
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"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol x
But a lil kiss won't hurt... x
Try and find out.....
You got me thunkin' y'know... "We ARE gonna do what we talked about....
But I am going back to the music threads before I cause more trouble! | |||
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"The zeroth law of thermodynamics states that if two thermodynamic systems are each in thermal equilibrium with a third, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other. who knew physics could get SO hot
(you did say anything)
"You sweet talking, silver tongued B ...give us single blokes a chance | |||
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"The zeroth law of thermodynamics states that if two thermodynamic systems are each in thermal equilibrium with a third, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other. who knew physics could get SO hot
(you did say anything)
You sweet talking, silver tongued
B ...give us single blokes a chance "fancy a | |||
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" Stay calm and carry on Life is to short "If you had spelled it correctly, I might have bought a mug with that imprinted on it | |||
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"The zeroth law of thermodynamics states that if two thermodynamic systems are each in thermal equilibrium with a third, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other. who knew physics could get SO hot
(you did say anything)
You sweet talking, silver tongued
B ...give us single blokes a chance fancy a "Physics Lesson???
Oh! Come on Voddy! I'm sure you can do better than that | |||
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" Stay calm and carry on Life is to short
If you had spelled it correctly, I might have bought a mug with that imprinted on it "Tart! Sitting there all high and mighty in fab heels and ankles... Ace winger has become a diva! | |||
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"The zeroth law of thermodynamics states that if two thermodynamic systems are each in thermal equilibrium with a third, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other. who knew physics could get SO hot
(you did say anything)
You sweet talking, silver tongued
B ...give us single blokes a chance fancy a
Physics Lesson???
Oh! Come on Voddy! I'm sure you can do better than that " is saying nowt actions speak louder than words young man x | |||
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"What's the point. A few threads on the lounge with people going on about the forum being bland and boring. Let's change that. Here is a thread for you all. You can put what ever you want. Except being rude or disrespectful to others. I will start with my classic Fancy a fuck? MrsSB "I'm currently flirting with a married ex on faceache, trying to confirm a meet for next week, writing a talk for my juniors and I can't stop coming on here. Far from bland and boring, there are moments of pure gold that make me crease. Keep up the good work. And of course I do. | |||
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"The zeroth law of thermodynamics states that if two thermodynamic systems are each in thermal equilibrium with a third, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other. who knew physics could get SO hot
(you did say anything)
You sweet talking, silver tongued
B ...give us single blokes a chance fancy a
Physics Lesson???
Oh! Come on Voddy! I'm sure you can do better than that is saying nowt actions speak louder than words young man x"Physics experiments!
I remember those at school!
Voddy!!!!
Make this sexually interesting and I am all ears | |||
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"The zeroth law of thermodynamics states that if two thermodynamic systems are each in thermal equilibrium with a third, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other. who knew physics could get SO hot
(you did say anything)
You sweet talking, silver tongued
B ...give us single blokes a chance fancy a "Always | |||
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"If you had X-ray vision and could see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?" Like that | |||
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"The first law of thermodynamics is a version of the law of conservation of energy, adapted for thermodynamic systems. The law of conservation of energy states that the total energy of an isolated system is constant; energy can be transformed from one form to another, but cannot be created or destroyed. Which means... Once upon a time the things that make up my body where a single cloud floating over a mountain top or the dying breath of a dinosaur "Tesla! You are not | |||
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"Just installed a new gpu. Really pleased with the benchmarks. A vast improvement on the old one. " | |||
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"Sorry gang i'm feeling men. Got SIX friend requests today, most we've ever got!! All blokes & two of them wanted to blow me while H watched
Certain song by the Animals comes to mind today & I feel a lot of cloud watching coming tomorrow
S"Obviously peeps don't get irony, cos we just got two fucking more! Block time, sorry nice single chaps, but you are massively outnumbered by the other sort.. S | |||
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"The first law of thermodynamics is a version of the law of conservation of energy, adapted for thermodynamic systems. The law of conservation of energy states that the total energy of an isolated system is constant; energy can be transformed from one form to another, but cannot be created or destroyed. Which means... Once upon a time the things that make up my body where a single cloud floating over a mountain top or the dying breath of a dinosaur
Tesla! You are not "He was the "Mad scientist" - I'm only mildly mad | |||
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"I take it that Mrs SB isn't in for an arse spanking then
I'll spank her arse "Sorry. I fell asleep
I will have that spanking now
MrsSB | |||
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"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol x"But you can wank for what I've read
MrsSB | |||
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"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol x
If she has given you her paella recipe I'm going to kick off.
You mean the one she posted in here a little while ago for Georgie?!
"Don't worry . I didn't give away my secret ingredient. MrsSB | |||
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"SB you know I cannot currently partake - but I will accept the other offerings you have made me this week lol x
But you can wank for what I've read
MrsSB "Slowly slowly catchy monkey!! | |||
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"If it is t fn , don't do it . Never a truer statement
Hence our hiding the profile and having fun outside of fab .
It really can very tiresome at times .... " | |||
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"If it is t fn , don't do it . Never a truer statement
Hence our hiding the profile and having fun outside of fab .
It really can very tiresome at times ....
"Not quite correct. "If you're not enjoying what you're doing, or not enjoying who you're doing it with, do something else." Is what I was told | |||
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