FabSwingers.com forum: Can you have a dump outside yr home?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can only do it at home. I find it really doesn't happen anywhere else and definitely not at work. Is that normal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I can't even pee outside of home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I shit on the lawn outside my house, yeah. Why not...

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I can't have a dump outside my house - stinks the garden up too much

Mr B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course you can. Just try to use the back garden. You might get arrested if you do it on your front step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you meant literally. As in the street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.when out camping,dig a decent hole and crap in the woods.bury it when you leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you meant literally. As in the street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes I shit on the lawn outside my house, yeah. Why not..."

If next doors cat can...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thread title ever

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Remember, simply sticking your arse out of the window to dump outside is NOT a socially acceptable method

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you meant literally. As in the street.

I think that caught a lot of us out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Remember, simply sticking your arse out of the window to dump outside is NOT a socially acceptable method

Anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought was a whole new fetish!!

But to answer the question....no way. Home only!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Yeah, I'm always forgetting my keys too..

No problems with having a dump, I just worry about dropping one big enough to have a periscope & crew & the fcker not flushing

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Remember, simply sticking your arse out of the window to dump outside is NOT a socially acceptable method

Anymore

Yeah, according to the judgmental types at our Neighborhood Watch and Mr Know-It-All Community PC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can only do it at home. I find it really doesn't happen anywhere else and definitely not at work. Is that normal?"

I thought you meant 'taking a shit on your door step'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was mega nervous the first time I went to a club alone. I say in the car for seemingly ages before plucking the courage up. Getting in and stripping down for the jacuzzi, a sudden urge to shit came. The first thing I did in a club was a crap.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I was mega nervous the first time I went to a club alone. I say in the car for seemingly ages before plucking the courage up. Getting in and stripping down for the jacuzzi, a sudden urge to shit came. The first thing I did in a club was a crap.

In the jacuzzi????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the jacuzzi????

This thread has suddenly got the potential to go severely in the wrong direction lmao x

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By *redfreddyMan
over a year ago

Valencia

I can write my name with it. But I have to wait a week....

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By *litheroevoyeurMan
over a year ago

Clitheroe

So most of you don't do a number two on holiday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you meant literally. As in the street.

Yeah, I thought so, too.

When I lived in Leeds I once opened my front door to take the trash out and a kid, maybe 12, was taken a dump a cross the street in someone's garden. Pleasant. I told him to fuck off and he pulled up his pants and ran off. I now live in York.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha.... Did make me laugh. Thought you meant in the garden or driveway!!

No. Definitely not! lol. I get stage fright. Even left work early once, pretending I had vomited and thought I had a bug, because I desperately needed to go

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"So most of you don't do a number two on holiday?"

Yes, but only on the grass outside the apartment

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Hahaha.... Did make me laugh. Thought you meant in the garden or driveway!!

No. Definitely not! lol. I get stage fright. Even left work early once, pretending I had vomited and thought I had a bug, because I desperately needed to go

No! First rule of having a job is always have a dump at work - 1. You're getting paid to do it 2. They are paying for the paper - win-win

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Only if you live in the Middle Ages

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By *piritsonfabCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

My colleagues are asking why I'm laughing.....

I suffer from that a little, but if I find a quiet bathroom and use loo roll on the seat I can just about manage if I have to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely only at home. Certainly not at work. I don't know how people do it. Then to come out.of the cubicle and see a colleague.knowing u were just stinking Oh hell no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lactose intolerant. If I need to go then I need to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not just me who misinterpreted this thread title then....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the jacuzzi????

Oh god NO! In the toilet, where we ought to!

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By *redfreddyMan
over a year ago

Valencia

I work in some of the most remotest parts of Africa. That's a bit of a fright, but you got to do what you got to do. Trying to keep it in for a month is not a good idea.....

Once did it in a look on the hillside of India, looked through the hole to see a boy scooping it up into a pile. After that, anything goes....

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

In the jacuzzi????

Oh god NO! In the toilet, where we ought to!

Ahhh classy in Cheshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it just me that puts toilet roll down before sitting on public toilets?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I just don't get how some of you function day-to-day, I really don't!

Are you seriously telling me you cant go to the toilet for a poo unless it's in your own house? Really?

I thank god every day when I read stuff like this in the forums, and I realise I aint really as nutty, screwed up and downright loony as I thought, well, compared to some of you crazies anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find this so weird. Everyone shits. Your colleagues shit too.

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By *weetChariotMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Normal ? ... Not sure this is the site to ask about what's normal.

Business trip to Italy once had the loo as a hole in the ground and two foot pads either side of the whole ... I declined. Then hotel loo seemed backward, the pond of water at the front and the slope at the back ...

I found out it was usual to examine ones pooh before flushing .... Weird bunch the Italians.

Like an earlier post said, surely when on holiday you can't hold it in for the duration! Or does the place you are staying in become a "temporary home"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the jacuzzi????

Oh god NO! In the toilet, where we ought to!

Ahhh classy in Cheshire

Please don't tar us all with that dreadful Real Housewives shit. I also tend to be in Sheffield often visiting my best mate, and have spent many hours being "classy" at a bar. I have quite a liking to Fagans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the jacuzzi????

Oh god NO! In the toilet, where we ought to!

Weren't you even just a little bit tempted to go in the Jacuzzi....just for the reaction??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find this so weird. Everyone shits. Your colleagues shit too."

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I'm lactose intolerant. If I need to go then I need to go. "

I have a medical problem & sometimes have no choice. Nothing like your own loo though

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

And... for the record...

I've done it all over the place, my friends houses (well, in the loo, but you know what I meant), offices, public toilets, cafes, restaurants, trains, busses, planes (including in a bucket on a Hercules... they don't have "proper" toilets!) and even in front of about 100 people in a wood... well, the RSM wanted me to demo how to go on "shovel patrol" to a load of recruits, and I really needed to go.... so... I erm.... went, the RSM asked me afterwards how the fuck I managed to go "on demand", I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a dodgy curry from the night before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the jacuzzi????

Oh god NO! In the toilet, where we ought to!

Weren't you even just a little bit tempted to go in the Jacuzzi....just for the reaction??

After spending my single bloke entry to get evicted from one of my locals? There aren't that many clubs within a decent drive away for me to openly "drop the kids off" in their pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK now what?

Is there a prize?

There better be, I got shouted at.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"Is it just me that puts toilet roll down before sitting on public toilets?

No, you're not alone. Any public convenience and I'm like 'Shit-break' from American Pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm lactose intolerant. If I need to go then I need to go.

I have a medical problem & sometimes have no choice. Nothing like your own loo though "

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I can only do it at home. I find it really doesn't happen anywhere else and definitely not at work. Is that normal?"

Yes. My daughter will make a detour to my house to use the loo...and she doesn't live here! Her friends are nearby and she won't use their loos, so stops off before driving home.

My ex-husband would drive home.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

If I gots to go I gots to go!!!

I'm not comfortable with people hearing though so if I'm out I wait for the hand dryer to be used lol

If I'm in a hotel I'll put the TV on and run the taps

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"If I gots to go I gots to go!!!

I'm not comfortable with people hearing though so if I'm out I wait for the hand dryer to be used lol

If I'm in a hotel I'll put the TV on and run the taps

I'm like that when peeing. If someone comes in my urethra cuts of the stream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just me that puts toilet roll down before sitting on public toilets?

No, you're not alone. Any public convenience and I'm like 'Shit-break' from American Pie

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah no problem for me, i messed my pants while washing the car once

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

my hubby dont give a shit where he goes or leaving smells

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