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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What four props do you bring along to enhance the occasion?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Three of four musically inclined ladies in search of adventure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Three of four musically inclined ladies in search of adventure

Not sure I'm allowed to say.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Three of four musically inclined ladies in search of adventure

Not sure I'm allowed to say.

PM me

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Three of four musically inclined ladies in search of adventure

Not sure I'm allowed to say.

Both hands and a map

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

hairbrush ribbons tea cake

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The Hatter, so you had the right one to play with

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'll drink vodka with whoever is above me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll drink vodka with whoever is above me

Are you a Smirnoff or a Crystal Skull kinda woman? I'll nip to tescos on my way round!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll drink vodka with whoever is above me

I'd only need my dancing shoes and some tissues to wipe away her tears when I beat her in a dance off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have tea, what else would you do with the hatter.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'll drink vodka with whoever is above me

I'd only need my dancing shoes and some tissues to wipe away her tears when I beat her in a dance off. "

"...In perfume by Chanel and clothes by Givenchy

You sipped camparis with David and Peter..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have tea, what else would you do with the hatter. "

4 pints of Stella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have tea, what else would you do with the hatter. "

Play with his long hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll drink vodka with whoever is above me

I'd only need my dancing shoes and some tissues to wipe away her tears when I beat her in a dance off.

"...In perfume by Chanel and clothes by Givenchy

You sipped camparis with David and Peter..."

Looks like you got in there before me.

I would say: a dildo, a sound, a blindfold and some handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll drink vodka with whoever is above me

I'd only need my dancing shoes and some tissues to wipe away her tears when I beat her in a dance off.

"...In perfume by Chanel and clothes by Givenchy

You sipped camparis with David and Peter..."

Looks like you got in there before me.

I would say: a dildo, a sound, a blindfold and some handcuffs

A pizza cutter, napkins, pizza and beer.

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By *ohnyorkMan
over a year ago

york

Social flirt leading to meet please ava

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'll drink vodka with whoever is above me

I'd only need my dancing shoes and some tissues to wipe away her tears when I beat her in a dance off.

"...In perfume by Chanel and clothes by Givenchy

You sipped camparis with David and Peter..."

Looks like you got in there before me.

I would say: a dildo, a sound, a blindfold and some handcuffs

A pizza cutter, napkins, pizza and beer."

Ohhh... you can stay

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I'll drink vodka with whoever is above me

I'd only need my dancing shoes and some tissues to wipe away her tears when I beat her in a dance off.

"...In perfume by Chanel and clothes by Givenchy

You sipped camparis with David and Peter..."

Looks like you got in there before me.

I would say: a dildo, a sound, a blindfold and some handcuffs

A pizza cutter, napkins, pizza and beer."

Lots of shots, bar snacks leafing onto some proper food & more shots..

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A copy of my latest book

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Gaffer tape, a blindfold, rohypnol and a prize winning marrow.

I know, I know.. Unoriginal.. everyones list for a social meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gaffer tape, a blindfold, rohypnol and a prize winning marrow.

I know, I know.. Unoriginal.. everyones list for a social meet."

Bigger whip smaller towel massage oils and a Nikon camera (not a canon fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gaffer tape, a blindfold, rohypnol and a prize winning marrow.

I know, I know.. Unoriginal.. everyones list for a social meet.

Bigger whip smaller towel massage oils and a Nikon camera (not a canon fan

Tripod, wine, cheese and all the dildos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gaffer tape, a blindfold, rohypnol and a prize winning marrow.

I know, I know.. Unoriginal.. everyones list for a social meet.

Bigger whip smaller towel massage oils and a Nikon camera (not a canon fan

)

Tripod, wine, cheese and all the dildos

Mmmmm like your style

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Gaffer tape, a blindfold, rohypnol and a prize winning marrow.

I know, I know.. Unoriginal.. everyones list for a social meet.

Bigger whip smaller towel massage oils and a Nikon camera (not a canon fan

)

Tripod, wine, cheese and all the dildos

Strap-on, some poppers, ball gag and plenty of lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gaffer tape, a blindfold, rohypnol and a prize winning marrow.

I know, I know.. Unoriginal.. everyones list for a social meet.

Bigger whip smaller towel massage oils and a Nikon camera (not a canon fan

)

Tripod, wine, cheese and all the dildos

Strap-on, some poppers, ball gag and plenty of lube

4 condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought a social was a meet?

I'm Confused by all the lingo in here.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I thought a social was a meet?

I'm Confused by all the lingo in here. "

I had no idea that socials even existed before this site. The very idea that you meet someone and *don;t* fuck?! Preposterous!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I thought a social was a meet?

I'm Confused by all the lingo in here. "

I'll bring you a copy of Urban Dictionary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought a social was a meet?

I'm Confused by all the lingo in here.

I'll bring you a copy of Urban Dictionary

Does it have pictures, or is it full of words i won't understand?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I thought a social was a meet?

I'm Confused by all the lingo in here.

I'll bring you a copy of Urban Dictionary

Does it have pictures, or is it full of words i won't understand?

It's full of wonderful words and phrases you have not yet had the pleasure of meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring you a copy of Urban Dictionary

Does it have pictures, or is it full of words i won't understand?

It's full of wonderful words and phrases you have not yet had the pleasure of meeting

I don't need it. I'm from Manchester, I already know lots of words and phrases I don't understand.

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Surely my 13 inch wand will be more than enough.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll drink vodka with whoever is above me

Are you a Smirnoff or a Crystal Skull kinda woman? I'll nip to tescos on my way round!

Absolute- raspberry.

See you soon

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll drink vodka with whoever is above me

I'd only need my dancing shoes and some tissues to wipe away her tears when I beat her in a dance off. "

You know that's bullshit

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'll drink vodka with whoever is above me

I'd only need my dancing shoes and some tissues to wipe away her tears when I beat her in a dance off.

You know that's bullshit "

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll drink vodka with whoever is above me

I'd only need my dancing shoes and some tissues to wipe away her tears when I beat her in a dance off.

You know that's bullshit "

Let it go, you know I'll win.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'll drink vodka with whoever is above me

I'd only need my dancing shoes and some tissues to wipe away her tears when I beat her in a dance off.

You know that's bullshit

Let it go, you know I'll win. "

Two against one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gee with diamond Joe that's hard .....

Fascinating obscure playlist

Fetish book that was found on the bottom shelf of a second hand book shop

Cognac

And a sketch book to sketch him

Mwah x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll drink vodka with whoever is above me

I'd only need my dancing shoes and some tissues to wipe away her tears when I beat her in a dance off.

You know that's bullshit

Let it go, you know I'll win.

Two against one

I'll bring _iamondjoe and together we will ruin you- take that as you will

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'll drink vodka with whoever is above me

I'd only need my dancing shoes and some tissues to wipe away her tears when I beat her in a dance off.

You know that's bullshit

Let it go, you know I'll win.

Two against one

I'll bring _iamondjoe and together we will ruin you- take that as you will

Errrmmm... he's not my type.

Ever considered we might ruin you?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll drink vodka with whoever is above me

I'd only need my dancing shoes and some tissues to wipe away her tears when I beat her in a dance off.

You know that's bullshit

Let it go, you know I'll win.

Two against one

I'll bring _iamondjoe and together we will ruin you- take that as you will

Errrmmm... he's not my type.

Ever considered we might ruin you?

Oh goodie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll drink vodka with whoever is above me

I'd only need my dancing shoes and some tissues to wipe away her tears when I beat her in a dance off.

You know that's bullshit

Let it go, you know I'll win.

Two against one

I'll bring _iamondjoe and together we will ruin you- take that as you will

Errrmmm... he's not my type.

Ever considered we might ruin you?

Oh goodie

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'll drink vodka with whoever is above me

I'd only need my dancing shoes and some tissues to wipe away her tears when I beat her in a dance off.

You know that's bullshit

Let it go, you know I'll win.

Two against one

I'll bring _iamondjoe and together we will ruin you- take that as you will

Errrmmm... he's not my type.

Ever considered we might ruin you?

Oh goodie

That was easy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll drink vodka with whoever is above me

I'd only need my dancing shoes and some tissues to wipe away her tears when I beat her in a dance off.

You know that's bullshit

Let it go, you know I'll win.

Two against one

I'll bring _iamondjoe and together we will ruin you- take that as you will

Errrmmm... he's not my type.

Ever considered we might ruin you?

Oh goodie

That was easy

You do mean a dance off don't you?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'll drink vodka with whoever is above me

I'd only need my dancing shoes and some tissues to wipe away her tears when I beat her in a dance off.

You know that's bullshit

Let it go, you know I'll win.

Two against one

I'll bring _iamondjoe and together we will ruin you- take that as you will

Errrmmm... he's not my type.

Ever considered we might ruin you?

Oh goodie

That was easy

You do mean a dance off don't you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjJHnKw7YNA

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I'll drink vodka with whoever is above me

I'd only need my dancing shoes and some tissues to wipe away her tears when I beat her in a dance off.

You know that's bullshit

Let it go, you know I'll win.

Two against one

I'll bring _iamondjoe and together we will ruin you- take that as you will

Errrmmm... he's not my type.

Ever considered we might ruin you?

Oh goodie

That was easy

You do mean a dance off don't you?

"
chants go honey go go honey go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee, a couple of buns for the journey and 2 train tickets to the seaside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch ,a few beers and some snacks for a great day out with a jolly decent chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pooch ,a few beers and some snacks for a great day out with a jolly decent chap"

That sir sounds like a spiffing idea for a gentleman's day out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pooch ,a few beers and some snacks for a great day out with a jolly decent chap

That sir sounds like a spiffing idea for a gentleman's day out

I would sit down and help write the schedule for precisely which chuckle brother is starting the 'good morning' thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pooch ,a few beers and some snacks for a great day out with a jolly decent chap

That sir sounds like a spiffing idea for a gentleman's day out

I would sit down and help write the schedule for precisely which chuckle brother is starting the 'good morning' thread.

Puts the creme eggs back in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pooch ,a few beers and some snacks for a great day out with a jolly decent chap

That sir sounds like a spiffing idea for a gentleman's day out

I would sit down and help write the schedule for precisely which chuckle brother is starting the 'good morning' thread.

Social and hopefully a meet afterwards lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pooch ,a few beers and some snacks for a great day out with a jolly decent chap

That sir sounds like a spiffing idea for a gentleman's day out

I would sit down and help write the schedule for precisely which chuckle brother is starting the 'good morning' thread.

Puts the creme eggs back in the fridge

Gimme the eggs goddam it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 bocs if cream eggs by the sounds of things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or even boxs!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Some baby oil and a couple of slaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some baby oil and a couple of slaves

Again! Tease! Lol

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Grabs highheels your slaves are here

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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A hot guy and my bag of tricks

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"A hot guy and my bag of tricks "

Ohhhhh my big bag of toys and some _oddy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grabs highheels your slaves are here

Diamondjoe I think we need to talk!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A hot guy and my bag of tricks

Ohhhhh my big bag of toys and some _oddy!"

And bubblegum- I'm looking forward to this one

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Grabs highheels your slaves are here

Diamondjoe I think we need to talk!

I'm just over here

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Heels and 3 bi men

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"A hot guy and my bag of tricks

Ohhhhh my big bag of toys and some _oddy!

And bubblegum- I'm looking forward to this one

What flavour? I seriously am gonna buy tons Ha Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tequila jelly shots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hot guy and my bag of tricks

Ohhhhh my big bag of toys and some _oddy!

And bubblegum- I'm looking forward to this one

What flavour? I seriously am gonna buy tons Ha Ha "

I'd just need a punchline.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A hot guy and my bag of tricks

Ohhhhh my big bag of toys and some _oddy!

And bubblegum- I'm looking forward to this one

What flavour? I seriously am gonna buy tons Ha Ha "

We'll be blowing all night

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A hot guy and my bag of tricks

Ohhhhh my big bag of toys and some _oddy!

And bubblegum- I'm looking forward to this one

What flavour? I seriously am gonna buy tons Ha Ha

I'd just need a punchline.

Might I suggest a tombstone engraved with the words:

SO WHAT?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A hot guy and my bag of tricks

Ohhhhh my big bag of toys and some _oddy!

And bubblegum- I'm looking forward to this one

What flavour? I seriously am gonna buy tons Ha Ha

We'll be blowing all night

An all expenses paid trip to a bubblegum factory

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"A hot guy and my bag of tricks

Ohhhhh my big bag of toys and some _oddy!

And bubblegum- I'm looking forward to this one

What flavour? I seriously am gonna buy tons Ha Ha

I'd just need a punchline.

So close hatter!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"A hot guy and my bag of tricks

Ohhhhh my big bag of toys and some _oddy!

And bubblegum- I'm looking forward to this one

What flavour? I seriously am gonna buy tons Ha Ha

We'll be blowing all night

An all expenses paid trip to a bubblegum factory

You are only up the road Joe......I'm.sure you're just as good as me and honey at blowing

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A hot guy and my bag of tricks

Ohhhhh my big bag of toys and some _oddy!

And bubblegum- I'm looking forward to this one

What flavour? I seriously am gonna buy tons Ha Ha

We'll be blowing all night

An all expenses paid trip to a bubblegum factory

You are only up the road Joe......I'm.sure you're just as good as me and honey at blowing

I'm forever blowing bubbles...among other things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hot guy and my bag of tricks

Ohhhhh my big bag of toys and some _oddy!

And bubblegum- I'm looking forward to this one

What flavour? I seriously am gonna buy tons Ha Ha

We'll be blowing all night

An all expenses paid trip to a bubblegum factory

You are only up the road Joe......I'm.sure you're just as good as me and honey at blowing

I'm forever blowing bubbles...among other things

Money for drinks

Hotel room key

Ice bucket (filled)

Blindfold

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A hot guy and my bag of tricks

Ohhhhh my big bag of toys and some _oddy!

And bubblegum- I'm looking forward to this one

What flavour? I seriously am gonna buy tons Ha Ha

We'll be blowing all night

An all expenses paid trip to a bubblegum factory

You are only up the road Joe......I'm.sure you're just as good as me and honey at blowing

I'm forever blowing bubbles...among other things

Money for drinks

Hotel room key

Ice bucket (filled)

Blindfold"

This sounds hauntingly familiar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hot guy and my bag of tricks

Ohhhhh my big bag of toys and some _oddy!

And bubblegum- I'm looking forward to this one

What flavour? I seriously am gonna buy tons Ha Ha

I'd just need a punchline.

So close hatter!"

One day I'll make you laugh

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By *oxycouple28Couple
over a year ago

bexley

A blindfold, a video camera, handcuffs and a massage table...

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"A hot guy and my bag of tricks

Ohhhhh my big bag of toys and some _oddy!

And bubblegum- I'm looking forward to this one

What flavour? I seriously am gonna buy tons Ha Ha

I'd just need a punchline.

So close hatter!

One day I'll make you laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience, a dirty mind, coffee and some waterproofs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd only need one.

A giftbox with one end missing.

I'd wait for the appropriate time and ask her to look inside it. Hopefully when people have stopped laughing at her snorting coffee out of her nose, I'd pay the bill and take her somewhere to fuck.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'd only need one.

A giftbox with one end missing.

I'd wait for the appropriate time and ask her to look inside it. Hopefully when people have stopped laughing at her snorting coffee out of her nose, I'd pay the bill and take her somewhere to fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd only need one.

A giftbox with one end missing.

I'd wait for the appropriate time and ask her to look inside it. Hopefully when people have stopped laughing at her snorting coffee out of her nose, I'd pay the bill and take her somewhere to fuck.

Yeah like that. Get your coat you saucy minx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'd only need one.

A giftbox with one end missing.

I'd wait for the appropriate time and ask her to look inside it. Hopefully when people have stopped laughing at her snorting coffee out of her nose, I'd pay the bill and take her somewhere to fuck.

Yeah like that. Get your coat you saucy minx

Oh ok, lead the way fella

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Miss Honey a social that ended up in my bed? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss Honey a social that ended up in my bed? X

Meet

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Miss Honey a social that ended up in my bed? X

Oh hello you

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A baby grand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Do you all just want to come to mine? Stop this social malarkey..bring toys, booze and chocolate- maybe a snorkel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The poster being miss honey, maybe my home made triedent its got a thick base, she looks like she would enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Social

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A Trident nuclear missile, to be on the safe side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Trident nuclear missile, to be on the safe side"

social and would be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you all just want to come to mine? Stop this social malarkey..bring toys, booze and chocolate- maybe a snorkel

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wishing I could drive wouldn't want to say no to an invite like that

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over a year ago

"I'd only need one.

A giftbox with one end missing.

I'd wait for the appropriate time and ask her to look inside it. Hopefully when people have stopped laughing at her snorting coffee out of her nose, I'd pay the bill and take her somewhere to fuck.

Yeah like that. Get your coat you saucy minx

Oh ok, lead the way fella

Well If puppy plays your thing I'm happy to accommodate. I'd rather just walk to the hotel normally and fuck you giggly though, what the boner and all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss honey - a meet n id bring a spatular, some baby wipes, my tounge and a finger vibe.

xxx

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"Do you all just want to come to mine? Stop this social malarkey..bring toys, booze and chocolate- maybe a snorkel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you all just want to come to mine? Stop this social malarkey..bring toys, booze and chocolate- maybe a snorkel

"
meet

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over a year ago

"A hot guy and my bag of tricks

Ohhhhh my big bag of toys and some _oddy!

And bubblegum- I'm looking forward to this one

What flavour? I seriously am gonna buy tons Ha Ha

We'll be blowing all night

An all expenses paid trip to a bubblegum factory

You are only up the road Joe......I'm.sure you're just as good as me and honey at blowing

I'm forever blowing bubbles...among other things

Money for drinks

Hotel room key

Ice bucket (filled)

Blindfold

This sounds hauntingly familiar

Somebody stealing my best ideas?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The complete works of Shakespeare and The Bible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use to live in Glastonbury. So hello fellow Glastafarian!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Use to live in Glastonbury. So hello fellow Glastafarian!! "

Oh really?

Whereabouts?

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"The complete works of Shakespeare and The Bible "

Strap on

Ha Ha sorry Joe

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"The complete works of Shakespeare and The Bible

Strap on

Ha Ha sorry Joe"

*sighs*

So long as you're using it on a third party, we're good

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"The complete works of Shakespeare and The Bible

Strap on

Ha Ha sorry Joe

*sighs*

So long as you're using it on a third party, we're good "

On honey but ssssshhhhh

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"Use to live in Glastonbury. So hello fellow Glastafarian!!

Oh really?

Whereabouts?"

Really really! Ermmm can't remember the name of the estate, it was about 10 years ago. It was past St Dunstans school, past the graveyard and a little further down the road

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Miss Honey

My rabbit, my stay on, my paddle and a bottle of vodka

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"The complete works of Shakespeare and The Bible

Strap on

Ha Ha sorry Joe

*sighs*

So long as you're using it on a third party, we're good

On honey but ssssshhhhh"

surprise they said

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Miss Honey

My rabbit, my stay on, my paddle and a bottle of vodka "

Sounds like a bloody good time to me!!

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over a year ago

a bee a badger and a trap

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over a year ago

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"Miss Honey

My rabbit, my stay on, my paddle and a bottle of vodka

Sounds like a bloody good time to me!! "

A bottle of wine.

A feather to tease.

A bullet to torment.

My wife

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Miss Honey

My rabbit, my stay on, my paddle and a bottle of vodka

Sounds like a bloody good time to me!!

A bottle of wine.

A feather to tease.

A bullet to torment.

My wife

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Petike - meet

Subway chicken teriyaki salad bowl (for sustenance), my wand, handcuffs and condoms.... lots of condoms

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Red lipstick.

My rabbit

My strap on

My paddle

And vodka

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

With ms buxsom a night on the town causing mayhem

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"With ms buxsom a night on the town causing mayhem"

You, me, Buxom and... oh! Lookee here! 3 bottles of vodka and one of champagne I just found in my bag!

Happy days!

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over a year ago

"With ms buxsom a night on the town causing mayhem

You, me, Buxom and... oh! Lookee here! 3 bottles of vodka and one of champagne I just found in my bag!

Happy days!

And lube. Lots and lots of lube..

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over a year ago

"With ms buxsom a night on the town causing mayhem

You, me, Buxom and... oh! Lookee here! 3 bottles of vodka and one of champagne I just found in my bag!

Happy days!

And lube. Lots and lots of lube.."

social

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"Red lipstick.

My rabbit

My strap on

My paddle

And vodka "

Shall we get a room?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Red lipstick.

My rabbit

My strap on

My paddle

And vodka

Shall we get a room?

Nah, just do it in the road like animals

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