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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

God forbid, the forum is being closed for 48hours while essential work takes place..

What you gonna do with all that spare time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crack on with some work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crack on with some work

This exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No biggy- had a "Time Out" or two for up to a week before. Survived!

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By *ubbsWoman
over a year ago

southend

When????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lose my temper playing battlefield 4 online...damn campers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let my phone dry out....I really should stop licking it whilst perving at all those sexy forumites!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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When is this happening, I'll schedule all of my lost work in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to be sociable with people for real then!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"God forbid, the forum is being closed for 48hours while essential work takes place..

What you gonna do with all that spare time?"

when?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to be sociable with people for real then!

Oh God, no. Don't say things like that.

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"Let my phone dry out....I really should stop licking it whilst perving at all those sexy forumites!

Get a screen protector. Then you don't have to stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lose my temper playing battlefield 4 online...damn campers

Oh I know that feeling with bo3! They piss me off something rotten!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not gonna really happen though, is it????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God forbid, the forum is being closed for 48hours while essential work takes place..

What you gonna do with all that spare time?

when?"

The world is going to come to an end!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Huzzah!

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Have all of the sex..obviously

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

The horror. The world is ending.

MrsSB

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Screenshot every forum thread and make responses saving them on word ready for when 'it' reappears, will feel like we've never been away.

That's a joke btw for some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get a meet and shag obviously

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Write erotica for the stories and fantasies section, ready for uploading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to be sociable with people for real then!

"
horrors of horrors but guess same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to be sociable with people for real then!

I don't know how to do that.....

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Erm, probably watch porn

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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Let my phone dry out....I really should stop licking it whilst perving at all those sexy forumites!

Get a screen protector. Then you don't have to stop."

Or a Samsung galaxy thingy phone.. waterproof apparently

You can lick away to your hearts contentment

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"God forbid, the forum is being closed for 48hours while essential work takes place..

What you gonna do with all that spare time?"

Go talk In the real world maybe?

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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Screenshot every forum thread and make responses saving them on word ready for when 'it' reappears, will feel like we've never been away.

That's a joke btw for some

Hmm, of course it is.. And we all believe you..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Have a wank over all the ladies pics that I have saved off here

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Erm, probably watch porn

Or take a drive down south

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forums...............closed?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Find someone...... I mean something to do!

Or just disrupt disruptive one all day again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Find someone...... I mean something to do!

Or just disrupt disruptive one all day again!

You were right the first time

Someone to do is the way to go

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

The comments section of stories on the Grauniad website can be, err, 'enlightening'.

The other week I spent a few days just on a single report from a woman aiming to spend a whole year spending minimum money. Over 36 pages of over 2000 posts, she was steadily picked apart for:

Being a woman

Owning a bike

Wild-camping

Being a vegetarian

Eating some chips

Her clothes

Living in London

Trying to do something interesting

Having someone help her change her brake-pads...and a zillion other reasons.

It was just like Fab

(but without the boobs)

Mr ddc

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Find someone...... I mean something to do!

Or just disrupt disruptive one all day again!

You were right the first time

Someone to do is the way to go"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let my phone dry out....I really should stop licking it whilst perving at all those sexy forumites!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch porn!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Watch porn!

Sounds like a plan, we can match colours inbetween the cum scenes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop blasphemous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send futile messages to every compatible woman and couple within a 30 mile radius, get annoyed when I get nothing back and console myself with a series of pity wanks,end up tearing my foreskin on 17th wank and be out of action just as a reply comes through saying can you meet now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may have to

Gulp

Work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plan how I'm going to pity fuck your butt.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

pretend like im on the naughty step..a mass naughty step for 48 hours..how fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this some sort of sick joke?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this some sort of sick joke?!

Better not be

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The comments section of stories on the Grauniad website can be, err, 'enlightening'.

The other week I spent a few days just on a single report from a woman aiming to spend a whole year spending minimum money. Over 36 pages of over 2000 posts, she was steadily picked apart for:

Being a woman

Owning a bike

Wild-camping

Being a vegetarian

Eating some chips

Her clothes

Living in London

Trying to do something interesting

Having someone help her change her brake-pads...and a zillion other reasons.

It was just like Fab

(but without the boobs)

Mr ddc"

Now we know what you were doing when you took a break from the forum.

Did you make a spreadsheet?

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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Plan how I'm going to pity fuck your butt. "

Gulp....

I better get myself some lube..just in case you spot me next time I'm in Chingford.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"The comments section of stories on the Grauniad website can be, err, 'enlightening'.

The other week I spent a few days just on a single report from a woman aiming to spend a whole year spending minimum money. Over 36 pages of over 2000 posts, she was steadily picked apart for:

Being a woman

Owning a bike

Wild-camping

Being a vegetarian

Eating some chips

Her clothes

Living in London

Trying to do something interesting

Having someone help her change her brake-pads...and a zillion other reasons.

It was just like Fab

(but without the boobs)

Mr ddc

Now we know what you were doing when you took a break from the forum.

Did you make a spreadsheet?

No, I just cross-reference them with the relevant story from the Torygraph, and try to guess what the actual truth might be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch porn!

Sounds like a plan, we can match colours inbetween the cum scenes

I don't know what that means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make some tea...read my book. ..have sex , sleep and repeat most likely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Screenshot every forum thread and make responses saving them on word ready for when 'it' reappears, will feel like we've never been away.

That's a joke btw for some

That's...not...such a bad idea you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to be sociable with people for real then!

Oh God, no. Don't say things like that.

I'm aware I can cope for 48hours....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to be sociable with people for real then!

Oh God, no. Don't say things like that.

I'm aware I can cope for 48hours....

Can still chat to look people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to be sociable with people for real then!

Oh God, no. Don't say things like that.

I'm aware I can cope for 48hours....

Can still chat to look people

And in English?

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"lose my temper playing battlefield 4 online...damn campers

I like a challenge

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Go down the pub for a pint and shoot some pool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a 48 hour forum social

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"God forbid, the forum is being closed for 48hours while essential work takes place..

What you gonna do with all that spare time?"

Watch the shredding of all the responses expressing outrage.

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