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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Next door neighbour has been painting his drive way today, but instead of painting it from fence to front door so he could just wait in house till it dried he has worked from the font door to the fence for the last hour and a half he has been standing in a 3ft square waiting for it too dry so he can walk on it ().. Sorry if you lot aren't interested but felt I had too share as I'm pissing myself laughing at him here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh that's an epic fail!!

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Haha that's the kind of stupid thing i would do lol

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Hahaha. On Sesame St today the words are:

Dumb and Arse

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha priceless!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If I was being neighbourly I would suggest he just wals on it then paints over his footsteps later on but my heart says tell him this but my head says don't its piss ya pants funny

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By *hunkyThighsMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

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By *hunkyThighsMan
over a year ago

Gloucester


"If I was being neighbourly I would suggest he just wals on it then paints over his footsteps later on but my heart says tell him this but my head says don't its piss ya pants funny "

But painting over footsteps would ruin the finish. Let him wait.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Daft bugger!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Call him on his land line..

then hang up as he starts to head for the door..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Call him on his land line..

then hang up as he starts to head for the door.. "

Evil but I like it

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Doh!!

My amazing next-door-neighbours scrumped some our apples yesterday...and she made me an apple pie!!

That's what neighbours should be like

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Call him on his land line..

then hang up as he starts to head for the door..

Evil but I like it "

Hands up who sniggered at that!

*holds hand up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Next door neighbour has been painting his drive way today, but instead of painting it from fence to front door so he could just wait in house till it dried he has worked from the font door to the fence for the last hour and a half he has been standing in a 3ft square waiting for it too dry so he can walk on it ().. Sorry if you lot aren't interested but felt I had too share as I'm pissing myself laughing at him here "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Next door neighbour has been painting his drive way today, but instead of painting it from fence to front door so he could just wait in house till it dried he has worked from the font door to the fence for the last hour and a half he has been standing in a 3ft square waiting for it too dry so he can walk on it ().. Sorry if you lot aren't interested but felt I had too share as I'm pissing myself laughing at him here "

Shame you can't add pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmfao

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Reminded me of this joke..

Teacher asks the class to make a sentence containing the word contagious...

One girl says "miss,germs are contagious"

"very good" says the teacher.

Another boy says "miss, the laughter was contagious"

"yes, laughter can spread too"

And then Patrick, the irish kid says"miss, me and my dad saw our neighbour painting his house with a tiny brush and my dad said 'Christ, it'll take that contagious'"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was being neighbourly I would suggest he just wals on it then paints over his footsteps later on but my heart says tell him this but my head says don't its piss ya pants funny "

If you were neighbourly you would invite him in for a beer or 3 while it drys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He's home somewhat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reminded me of this joke..

Teacher asks the class to make a sentence containing the word contagious...

One girl says "miss,germs are contagious"

"very good" says the teacher.

Another boy says "miss, the laughter was contagious"

"yes, laughter can spread too"

And then Patrick, the irish kid says"miss, me and my dad saw our neighbour painting his house with a tiny brush and my dad said 'Christ, it'll take that contagious'""

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Call him on his land line..

then hang up as he starts to head for the door.. "
omg I love this idea

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

who paints their driveway? what colour was he painting it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"who paints their driveway? what colour was he painting it?"
he paints it with that flooring type stuff like a red brick colour and god knows why but so pleased he did Evie

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

I'd be laughing harder at the fact someone was painting their driveway

*Her*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"who paints their driveway? what colour was he painting it?"

my thoughts - i dont know of any pathways that are painted -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's so funny, silly man XXX

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Was he smoking a Hamlet by any chance with an evocative bass line and piano melody in the background?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was he smoking a Hamlet by any chance with an evocative bass line and piano melody in the background? "
No and his cat never made its own cat flap lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought you were going to say 'for the last hour and half he's been boring me with his chat'

Did you not invite him in for refreshments?

Her x

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby


"Thought you were going to say 'for the last hour and half he's been boring me with his chat'

Did you not invite him in for refreshments?

Her x"

Guessing he'd have to climb the fence to take them up on their kind offer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Call him on his land line..

then hang up as he starts to head for the door.. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was very tempted to throw some bread for the seagulls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Next door neighbour has been painting his drive way today, but instead of painting it from fence to front door so he could just wait in house till it dried he has worked from the font door to the fence for the last hour and a half he has been standing in a 3ft square waiting for it too dry so he can walk on it ().. Sorry if you lot aren't interested but felt I had too share as I'm pissing myself laughing at him here "

Keep an eye on him. He may need to saw some branches off a tree one day......

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