FabSwingers.com forum: Death Wish

By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

Corby

So...you bump into Shadey Genie...the one that won't give you three decent wishes but grants you the power to choose how you die.

Given it's coming to us all...it'd be nice to have some control.

So how would you go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a helicopter explosion like a Bond villain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spontaneous combustion at my 75th birthday bash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death by sexy succubus.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

In my sleep when I'm 105

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Front row tickets to where the first nuke hits

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

Corby

"Spontaneous combustion at my 75th birthday bash

Ha...leaving a note "Good luck blowing out this candle!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So...you bump into Shadey Genie...the one that won't give you three decent wishes but grants you the power to choose how you die.

Given it's coming to us all...it'd be nice to have some control.

So how would you go?

I don't like this genie

What happened to the old one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unusual one,

Watched "Dawn of the Planet of the Apes" last night, so I think getting battered to death by a bunch of apes would be spectacular!

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Spontaneous combustion at my 75th birthday bash

Wow...impressive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diving. I would take my kit off and float away into the black. Those last moments when my lungs are full would be like being born again.

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

Corby

"Diving. I would take my kit off and float away into the black. Those last moments when my lungs are full would be like being born again.

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Wow...that was strangely chilling.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

A freind of mine said

" to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather- not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at a fab forum meetup, with a smile on my and 3 pounds of C4 strapped to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This didn't copy and paste well but i like the sentiment of the poem below

Let me die a youngman's death not a clean and inbetween the sheets holywater death not a famous-last-words peaceful out of breath death

When I'm 73 and in constant good tumour may I be mown down at dawn by a bright red sports car on my way home from an all night party

Or when I'm 91 with silver hair and sitting in a barber's chair may rival gangsters with hamfisted tommyguns burst in and give me a short back and insides

Or when I'm 104 and banned from the Cavern may my mistress catching me in bed with her daughterand fearing for her son cut me up into little pieces and throw away every piece but one

Let me die a young man's death not a free from sin tiptoe in candle wax and waning death not a curtains drawn by angels borne 'what a nice way to go' death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Diving. I would take my kit off and float away into the black. Those last moments when my lungs are full would be like being born again.

Wow...that was strangely chilling.

Lol you asked

It's from a book called

Neutral Buoyancy by Tim Ecott

A guy runs out of air and realises that he won't make it to the surface. The narrator describes his last moments. It's emotional.

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Diving. I would take my kit off and float away into the black. Those last moments when my lungs are full would be like being born again.

You've thought about that too much...

I'd get nitrogen narcosis and slip away in a heady euphoria before disappearing into the abyss.

Nice happy thread this one.

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"at a fab forum meetup, with a smile on my and 3 pounds of C4 strapped to me

Erm, anyone know the number for the anti terrorism squad???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Diving. I would take my kit off and float away into the black. Those last moments when my lungs are full would be like being born again.

You've thought about that too much...

I'd get nitrogen narcosis and slip away in a heady euphoria before disappearing into the abyss.

Nice happy thread this one. "

What???

You've just pretty much copied what I said then had a pop because the op started the thread.

Whatever dude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A freind of mine said

" to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather- not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus""

Was your friend Lee Mack?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bent over kissing my ass goodbye

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Not sure how I want to go, but hopefully it'll be with a smile on my face and uttering the words, " WOW, that was fun" xx

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Diving. I would take my kit off and float away into the black. Those last moments when my lungs are full would be like being born again.

You've thought about that too much...

I'd get nitrogen narcosis and slip away in a heady euphoria before disappearing into the abyss.

Nice happy thread this one.

What???

You've just pretty much copied what I said then had a pop because the op started the thread.

Whatever dude.

Dude....okay?

Was a little stunned by your comment about lungs filling with salt water.. Not really a peaceful way to go having painful convulsions..

Was just suggesting getting narced would maybe take the edge of it a little..

Me, it'd be the last way I'd want to end it..

Much rather be flogged to death by several naked beauties using sticks of celery to beat me with...

Slow and pleasurable

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

1) Going ridiculously fast on my bike or in my car!

2) getting oral or having sex!

3) Both of the above at the same time

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"So...you bump into Shadey Genie...the one that won't give you three decent wishes but grants you the power to choose how you die.

Given it's coming to us all...it'd be nice to have some control.

So how would you go?

if its anything like the wishmaster films, im not making a wish at all

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By *hocoholicWoman
over a year ago

The big D

The last breathes wouldn't bother me as long as it's quick, iv seen so many ppl suffer long painful deaths (months, weeks etc) from diseases & cancers so anything but those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 Not tapping to a sleeper in mma or giving oral pleasure to a women so much I suffocate.

2 Full force punch by Mike Tyson

3 Total dream to be on total wipe out clear the big red balls but on.last one I bounce to the finish line but land head first am dead on impact but get the record for the track lol.

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"The last breathes wouldn't bother me as long as it's quick, iv seen so many ppl suffer long painful deaths (months, weeks etc) from diseases & cancers so anything but those

I understand exactly what you are saying. Been in that situation myself a few times. Sitting there wishing you could take it away but knowing there isn't anything you can do. There is nothing worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So...you bump into Shadey Genie...the one that won't give you three decent wishes but grants you the power to choose how you die.

Given it's coming to us all...it'd be nice to have some control.

So how would you go?

if its anything like the wishmaster films, im not making a wish at all "

Best comment going.

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By *ackStrakerMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Strapped to the front of a SpaceX rocket. Thats not a statement of their reliability

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm all out of Death wishes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Diving. I would take my kit off and float away into the black. Those last moments when my lungs are full would be like being born again.

You've thought about that too much...

I'd get nitrogen narcosis and slip away in a heady euphoria before disappearing into the abyss.

Nice happy thread this one.

What???

You've just pretty much copied what I said then had a pop because the op started the thread.

Whatever dude.

Dude....okay?

Was a little stunned by your comment about lungs filling with salt water.. Not really a peaceful way to go having painful convulsions..

Was just suggesting getting narced would maybe take the edge of it a little..

Me, it'd be the last way I'd want to end it..

Much rather be flogged to death by several naked beauties using sticks of celery to beat me with...

Slow and pleasurable

Cool. The OP never said anything about peaceful though, and if you know anything about diving you'd know I'd already have narcosis at the depths I dived at. Thats the point. It would be my longest dive. Don't worry though China, it's not real lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be hit full on by a 30,000mph meteorite. Vapourised in milliseconds!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be hit full on by a 30,000mph meteorite. Vapourised in milliseconds!!"
......whilst buried balls deep in Christie Brinkley's back doors.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Died on the deck of a burning battleship saving his children."

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Drowning in a vat of tikka marinade...

...for no particular reason other than I would smell bloody lovely during the cremation.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"A freind of mine said

" to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather- not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus"

Was your friend Lee Mack? "

Who is Lee Mack?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With Miss.Honey sat on my face would be a pretty good way

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Diving. I would take my kit off and float away into the black. Those last moments when my lungs are full would be like being born again.

You've thought about that too much...

I'd get nitrogen narcosis and slip away in a heady euphoria before disappearing into the abyss.

Nice happy thread this one.

What???

You've just pretty much copied what I said then had a pop because the op started the thread.

Whatever dude.

Dude....okay?

Was a little stunned by your comment about lungs filling with salt water.. Not really a peaceful way to go having painful convulsions..

Was just suggesting getting narced would maybe take the edge of it a little..

Me, it'd be the last way I'd want to end it..

Much rather be flogged to death by several naked beauties using sticks of celery to beat me with...

Slow and pleasurable

I get by when it comes to diving..

So it's not real?.. Bugger

Just been a whole big box of celery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filthy d*unk on a very nice bottle of Irish whiskey with a nearly finished Cuban cigar..... I'd say there's about 80% chance of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grinning and using my last breath to say 'I know where i'm going now, see all you other pervy fuckers down there'

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By *am-Raider OP Man
over a year ago

Corby

Boringly I reckon just not waking up is the way to go..being aware you are just about to die must be one fucked up moment.

Like when a plane drops from the sky...but takes like 5 mins to do so...awful.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

In an eternal pool of sexy horny women that can't speak

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

in my sleep...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fighting for my life against land pirates in car on car combat in a post apocalyptic desert wasteland

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