FabSwingers.com forum: How many have you had in you car

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Driving to work today a spider started to drop down on its thread in front of my face. Not wishing to kill it I tried to blow it onto the dashboard. Got a good swing going so took a deep and hopefully final breath....and managed to suck it in swallow it.

Counted six more of the little blighters hiding driving home, how about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once used my car to take a cut down conifer to the rubbish tip

Big mistake

Next morning massive cobwebs !!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I have loads of the skinny big spiders at home. This morning, though, I had a monster spider in my bathroom! Thick hairy legs, large body and hob-nail boots..

...I had it removed...

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Driving to work today a spider started to drop down on its thread in front of my face. Not wishing to kill it I tried to blow it onto the dashboard. Got a good swing going so took a deep and hopefully final breath....and managed to suck it in swallow it.

Counted six more of the little blighters hiding driving home, how about you?"

Did you eat them too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Counted six more of the little blighters hiding driving home, how about you?

Did you eat them too?

Waiting while they get plumper, yum yum

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By *c 10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Motto of the story is dont swollow lol

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By *c 10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Wots the bess sex in the car use have had

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I've never had Bess in the car

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over a year ago

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By *c 10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

U no wot i mean chick u ever took ur knickers off 4 a random

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"U no wot i mean chick u ever took ur knickers off 4 a random "

No sorry

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Oh god.. here we go again!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh god.. here we go again!"

I won't do it...I won't!

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By *c 10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

I recon ur man watches u gettin propa fild with cum does he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone have a translation guide? I have a massive spider living in the boot of my car..I would evict it but it is bigger than the rim of my glass and I am a wimp. I just dump stuff on the backseat and leave the spider to it

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By *c 10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Miss honey were u from girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fild though

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By *c 10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

That like u knickers full of cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh right i see

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Have had one hardy spider who has stayed in the wing mirror for ages.

Car washes, wind rain he was still not being evicted.

And he used to catch flys lol, very entertaining on long trips

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

El oh 'ell

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Have had one hardy spider who has stayed in the wing mirror for ages.

Car washes, wind rain he was still not being evicted.

And he used to catch flys lol, very entertaining on long trips

Sounds familiar

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By *c 10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Lol propa laughing ur mouth is always open chick

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Miss honey were u from girl "

Oh god, look out....

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By *c 10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

That ur mans shout lol

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"That ur mans shout lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one in the head light of my old car. When ever I noticed him i wondered how many flies hed planned on catching in there.

In my current care I have one called danger mouse. He lives behind the wing mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol propa laughing ur mouth is always open chick"

Bet you've stirred plenty boy racer porridge in your time eh boy

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I had one in the head light of my old car. When ever I noticed him i wondered how many flies hed planned on catching in there.

In my current care I have one called danger mouse. He lives behind the wing mirror."

Aaaah!...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Lol propa laughing ur mouth is always open chick

Bet you've stirred plenty boy racer porridge in your time eh boy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Miss honey were u from girl

Oh god, look out....

Here and there.

No where you will be gracing.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Miss honey were u from girl

Oh god, look out....

Here and there.

No where you will be gracing.

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By *c 10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Wot get u dirty knickers from behind there propa crusty

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I had one in the head light of my old car. When ever I noticed him i wondered how many flies hed planned on catching in there.

In my current care I have one called danger mouse. He lives behind the wing mirror."

I have one who lives in the boot button, I make the boys open the boot now so I don't have to touch it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Wot get u dirty knickers from behind there propa crusty"

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By *c 10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol propa laughing ur mouth is always open chick

Bet you've stirred plenty boy racer porridge in your time eh boy

That's when you're not having your own porridge stirred while doing time of course.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I had one in the head light of my old car. When ever I noticed him i wondered how many flies hed planned on catching in there.

In my current care I have one called danger mouse. He lives behind the wing mirror.

I have one who lives in the boot button, I make the boys open the boot now so I don't have to touch it

Wonder what his name is?....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I had one in the head light of my old car. When ever I noticed him i wondered how many flies hed planned on catching in there.

In my current care I have one called danger mouse. He lives behind the wing mirror.

I have one who lives in the boot button, I make the boys open the boot now so I don't have to touch it

Wonder what his name is?....

Always sid- we've had a lot of sids!

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By *c 10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Ud love a sid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one in the head light of my old car. When ever I noticed him i wondered how many flies hed planned on catching in there.

In my current care I have one called danger mouse. He lives behind the wing mirror.

I have one who lives in the boot button, I make the boys open the boot now so I don't have to touch it

Clever girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one on the visor of my car coming home from a wedding....I was pregnant and ex was very d*unk....I screamed when I saw it and he swiped it and it fell on my lap....I let go of the steering wheel and swerved round the roundabout.....I'm just grateful it was that time of night and never hut anyone..I couldn't see where it went so I got out the car when it stopped and was in a state trying find it...my ex started slapping my legs trying to help..a car drive up and stopped... a guy saw me heavily pregnant and ran over thinking it was domestic abuse...he was not best pleased when I told him it was a spider

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Miss honey, do you hear an echo in here...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one on the visor of my car coming home from a wedding....I was pregnant and ex was very d*unk....I screamed when I saw it and he swiped it and it fell on my lap....I let go of the steering wheel and swerved round the roundabout.....I'm just grateful it was that time of night and never hut anyone..I couldn't see where it went so I got out the car when it stopped and was in a state trying find it...my ex started slapping my legs trying to help..a car drive up and stopped... a guy saw me heavily pregnant and ran over thinking it was domestic abuse...he was not best pleased when I told him it was a spider

I should laught, but that's really funny

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By *c 10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Shave ur fanny then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss honey, do you hear an echo in here...?

Some one seems to have taken a shine to her or a dos liking? I can't quite tell

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I had one in the head light of my old car. When ever I noticed him i wondered how many flies hed planned on catching in there.

In my current care I have one called danger mouse. He lives behind the wing mirror.

I have one who lives in the boot button, I make the boys open the boot now so I don't have to touch it

Clever girl. "

But of course. However reading this back makes it sound rather perverse- I can assure you I am referring to an actual spider who lives inside the boot button and the boys are my little darlings

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Miss honey, do you hear an echo in here...?

Some one seems to have taken a shine to her or a dos liking? I can't quite tell

You all know I'm deaf right, or it could be selective hearing

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By *c 10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Lol coz ur a wrongen girl u would sell ur man down the river

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By *c 10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Soz ur a man who wants to were dresses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"U couldnt do time look at u smack head

God no! I'm too pretty to do time...n smart enough not to get caught n end up getting buggered senseless then overcompensating with a pathetic 'bad boyeeee' persona

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By *c 10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Lol shes a frog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we still talking spiders?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Lol coz ur a wrongen girl u would sell ur man down the river"

Who are you talking to....?

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By *c 10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Thats coz ur a propa sell out wrongen rat

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Are we still talking spiders?

God knows...some of us are and some are talking gobbledegook... spot the difference!

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By *c 10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Yher ur the 1 whos a wrongen chick go and get passed about

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Thats coz ur a propa sell out wrongen rat"

I hate those propa sell out wrongen rats too...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The chav is strong here....so strong that when he shoots his muck on the cell wall thinking about his cousin waynetta,it comes out in burberry check.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"The chav is strong here....so strong that when he shoots his muck on the cell wall thinking about his cousin waynetta,it comes out in burberry check."

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By *c 10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Mate ur 1 of a kind yeno propa midnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal"

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal"

Hey I'm gettin the feel of this lingo now, quite likin it, innit..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Mate ur 1 of a kind yeno propa midnight"

Propa midnight good..yeah..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Ehhhh kevin!

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

Yes I do, now he was a good day

None of this

'Howdem gal, what you been creeping with this evening, I'm dying to bring my Rockports and snapback over to your crib for a night of bom diggety. I'll even hit you up a mcmuffin for morning snacks init baby gal'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Ehhhh kevin!

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

(Sigh)...Only another 100 posts to go...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

Yes I do, now he was a good day

None of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes Mikey Carrol 'the king of chavs' look like Tim nice but dim.....innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yher ur the 1 whos a wrongen chick go and get passed about"

Speak English please

I've lost my urban dictionary lol

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

Yes I do, now he was a good day

None of this

God, you kill me! I'm liking it baby gel...

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

Yes I do, now he was a good day

None of this

OMG! I literally snorted my cup of tea!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

Yes I do, now he was a good day

None of this

Which mcmuffin would you like by the way, or does toast and honey take your fancy

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"(Sigh)...Only another 100 posts to go...

Tut...really.. I really must go to sleep, but I can't tear myself away...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

Yes I do, now he was a good day

None of this

God, you kill me! I'm liking it baby gel...

If you are extra sweet to me honey bee I'll bring you hash browns too, you know what I'm saying sugar?

Treat rat good and he will shower you with the finest treats - you can shop in primarni anytime baby gal

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

"(Sigh)...Only another 100 posts to go...

Tut...really.. I really must go to sleep, but I can't tear myself away...

I'll put the kettle on. Again.

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

Yes I do, now he was a good day

None of this

Eh??

christ on a bike,I'm getting old! Pass me slippers countdown's on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

Yes I do, now he was a good day

None of this

Which mcmuffin would you like by the way, or does toast and honey take your fancy

A toast with Honey. Yes. Yes, this I fancy.

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By *c 10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Lol like were u knickers are from

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

Seriously book marking this shizzle !!!! Priceless thread

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

Yes I do, now he was a good day

None of this

God, you kill me! I'm liking it baby gel...

If you are extra sweet to me honey bee I'll bring you hash browns too, you know what I'm saying sugar?

Treat rat good and he will shower you with the finest treats - you can shop in primarni anytime baby gal "

Love it!!

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

Yes I do, now he was a good day

None of this

God, you kill me! I'm liking it baby gel...

If you are extra sweet to me honey bee I'll bring you hash browns too, you know what I'm saying sugar?

Treat rat good and he will shower you with the finest treats - you can shop in primarni anytime baby gal "

Picturing Miss Honey in Salt n Pepa style earrings, a crop top with Primark leggings and Air Max trainers.

Am I close?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

Yes I do, now he was a good day

None of this

Which mcmuffin would you like by the way, or does toast and honey take your fancy

A toast with Honey. Yes. Yes, this I fancy.

Wonderful, I'll fill your glass

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Just when you thought it was safe..up pops a CREEPy Crawley again....! (Thought he'd gone to bed!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh! What have I missed?

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By *c 10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

With sponk 20 men sponk

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over a year ago

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"(Sigh)...Only another 100 posts to go...

Tut...really.. I really must go to sleep, but I can't tear myself away...

I'll put the kettle on. Again."

Ok....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Lol like were u knickers are from"

Marks and spencers

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By *c 10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

No just wipe it

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By *c 10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Lol dont mess cum stain

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Just when you thought it was safe..up pops a CREEPy Crawley again....! (Thought he'd gone to bed!)

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

"Oh! What have I missed?"

Toast and honey.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh! What have I missed?"

Fun such fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't like spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

Yes I do, now he was a good day

None of this

Which mcmuffin would you like by the way, or does toast and honey take your fancy

A toast with Honey. Yes. Yes, this I fancy.

Wonderful, I'll fill your glass

You. Me. And Roland. And booze.

Is this a FFR?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"With sponk 20 men sponk"

Yeah Sponk is good...

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By *c 10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Dont forget the cheese from the legs

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

Yes I do, now he was a good day

None of this

God, you kill me! I'm liking it baby gel...

If you are extra sweet to me honey bee I'll bring you hash browns too, you know what I'm saying sugar?

Treat rat good and he will shower you with the finest treats - you can shop in primarni anytime baby gal

Picturing Miss Honey in Salt n Pepa style earrings, a crop top with Primark leggings and Air Max trainers.

Am I close?"

For the purpose of this thread you would be correct...but in reality no, not a bloody hope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh! What have I missed?

Fun such fun"

Damn it!! I always miss the good stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh! What have I missed?"

Oh hello there!! *waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With sponk 20 men sponk"

Is this a Star Trek thread

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

Yes I do, now he was a good day

None of this

God, you kill me! I'm liking it baby gel...

If you are extra sweet to me honey bee I'll bring you hash browns too, you know what I'm saying sugar?

Treat rat good and he will shower you with the finest treats - you can shop in primarni anytime baby gal

Picturing Miss Honey in Salt n Pepa style earrings, a crop top with Primark leggings and Air Max trainers.

Am I close?

For the purpose of this thread you would be correct...but in reality no, not a bloody hope!"

A woman with class?

Apparently some gentleman like that sort of thing...

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over a year ago

doh! thought he said spock lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh! What have I missed?

Oh hello there!! *waves*

Hello!! *waves through the chaos descending around us*

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

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"Dont forget the cheese from the legs"

Yeah cheesy filled legs are good too..I'm dribbling at the thought...

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

"Oh! What have I missed?

Oh hello there!! *waves*

Hello!! *waves through the chaos descending around us*

Can't help but fab a well dressed guy! (no homo)

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"With sponk 20 men sponk

Is this a Star Trek thread

It could be.. we are all trying to work it out!...

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over a year ago

"Oh! What have I missed?

Oh hello there!! *waves*

Hello!! *waves through the chaos descending around us*

Can't help but fab a well dressed guy! (no homo)

Returned! I do love a nice suit! (No homo)

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over a year ago

"With sponk 20 men sponk

Is this a Star Trek thread

It could be.. we are all trying to work it out!...

I was wondering...

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over a year ago

"Oh! What have I missed?

Oh hello there!! *waves*

Hello!! *waves through the chaos descending around us*

Can't help but fab a well dressed guy! (no homo)

Returned! I do love a nice suit! (No homo)

"
this looks pretty homo to me

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

Sooooooo ...... Whatever happened that spider after?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"doh! thought he said spock lol

He's said all sorts of things, so you are forgiven..!

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over a year ago

"Oh! What have I missed?

Oh hello there!! *waves*

Hello!! *waves through the chaos descending around us*

Can't help but fab a well dressed guy! (no homo)

Returned! I do love a nice suit! (No homo)

this looks pretty homo to me

Nothing wrong with a bit of suit admiration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sooooooo ...... Whatever happened that spider after?

Scooby ate it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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What the hell just happened??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the hell just happened??

I have no idea, I'm just rolling with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"doh! thought he said spock lol

He's said all sorts of things, so you are forgiven..!

Thank you

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over a year ago

"What the hell just happened??

Ssssshhhh - you're having a threesome with me and Roland Rat, it's all fine.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"With sponk 20 men sponk

Is this a Star Trek thread

It could be.. we are all trying to work it out!...

I was wondering...

Don't wonder too hard, you will be wasting your energy, I think we all feel we have been transported to another planet..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wonder where he escaped from ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wonder where he escaped from ?"

Playschool im guessing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wonder where he escaped from ?

Playschool im guessing"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"What the hell just happened??

Ssssshhhh - you're having a threesome with me and Roland Rat, it's all fine.

Rat on

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Ssssshhh...everyone quiet..I think he's gone.....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Come on guys..we're nearly up to 175..

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over a year ago

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"Ssssshhh...everyone quiet..I think he's gone.....

As am I, my brain is exhausted and I have Estella and Roland to ruin

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over a year ago

"Come on guys..we're nearly up to 175..

Noooooo! Can't we ask politely for an extension?

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

"Come on guys..we're nearly up to 175..

Noooooo! Can't we ask politely for an extension?"

I'm ALWAYS up for an extension.

A social is cool though.

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over a year ago

"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

Yes I do, now he was a good day

None of this

Eh??

christ on a bike,I'm getting old! Pass me slippers countdown's on

Left my dictionary downstairs, but just... Just! about deduced that perhaps Miss Honey has a new fan?,

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over a year ago

"Ssssshhh...everyone quiet..I think he's gone.....

As am I, my brain is exhausted and I have Estella and Roland to ruin

I'm going to have very strange dreams now.

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over a year ago

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"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

Yes I do, now he was a good day

None of this

Eh??

christ on a bike,I'm getting old! Pass me slippers countdown's on

Left my dictionary downstairs, but just... Just! about deduced that perhaps Miss Honey has a new fan?,

You have no idea how thrilled I am

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over a year ago

"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

Yes I do, now he was a good day

None of this

Eh??

christ on a bike,I'm getting old! Pass me slippers countdown's on

Left my dictionary downstairs, but just... Just! about deduced that perhaps Miss Honey has a new fan?,

(except the above was me!!)

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Come on guys..we're nearly up to 175..

Noooooo! Can't we ask politely for an extension?"

No we can't!...

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

Was estella in disguise

very crafty and impressive too

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over a year ago

"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

Yes I do, now he was a good day

None of this

Eh??

christ on a bike,I'm getting old! Pass me slippers countdown's on

Left my dictionary downstairs, but just... Just! about deduced that perhaps Miss Honey has a new fan?,

You have no idea how thrilled I am

He's a catch! Lucky girl!!

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over a year ago

"Ssssshhh...everyone quiet..I think he's gone.....

As am I, my brain is exhausted and I have Estella and Roland to ruin

I'm going to have very strange dreams now.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

Yes I do, now he was a good day

None of this

Eh??

christ on a bike,I'm getting old! Pass me slippers countdown's on

Left my dictionary downstairs, but just... Just! about deduced that perhaps Miss Honey has a new fan?,

You have no idea how thrilled I am

He's a catch! Lucky girl!!

Always wanted my own hoodrat- I'll send out wedding invites in due course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was estella in disguise

very crafty and impressive too

I know. Confused myself haha

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

[Removed by poster at 16/09/16 02:02:28]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never done it in a car.

Would be slightly difficult in our current car, back seats don't fold down anymore

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over a year ago

"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

Yes I do, now he was a good day

None of this

Eh??

christ on a bike,I'm getting old! Pass me slippers countdown's on

Left my dictionary downstairs, but just... Just! about deduced that perhaps Miss Honey has a new fan?,

You have no idea how thrilled I am

He's a catch! Lucky girl!!

Always wanted my own hoodrat- I'll send out wedding invites in due course

is roland's mate kevin the hamster going to be the best man?

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over a year ago

"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

Yes I do, now he was a good day

None of this

Eh??

christ on a bike,I'm getting old! Pass me slippers countdown's on

Left my dictionary downstairs, but just... Just! about deduced that perhaps Miss Honey has a new fan?,

(except the above was me!!)"

Hard to keep up when your the last to turn up at the party

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over a year ago

"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

Yes I do, now he was a good day

None of this

Eh??

christ on a bike,I'm getting old! Pass me slippers countdown's on

Left my dictionary downstairs, but just... Just! about deduced that perhaps Miss Honey has a new fan?,

(except the above was me!!)

Hard to keep up when your the last to turn up at the party

You weren't far behind me, don't worry

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over a year ago

"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

Yes I do, now he was a good day

None of this

Eh??

christ on a bike,I'm getting old! Pass me slippers countdown's on

Left my dictionary downstairs, but just... Just! about deduced that perhaps Miss Honey has a new fan?,

(except the above was me!!)

Hard to keep up when your the last to turn up at the party

don't worry we're all confused too

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

Yes I do, now he was a good day

None of this

Eh??

christ on a bike,I'm getting old! Pass me slippers countdown's on

Left my dictionary downstairs, but just... Just! about deduced that perhaps Miss Honey has a new fan?,

(except the above was me!!)

Hard to keep up when your the last to turn up at the party

It is, lovely, but you really haven't missed anything, it's just been so surreal....

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over a year ago

"Hey MissHoney - wot u look for girl, u hot n stuff yeah

I'm cool and shit gal

Sum boy talk bout wrongen rat - me prefer chat bout Roland Rat.

Seriously, anyone remember Roland Rat?

Yes I do, now he was a good day

None of this

Eh??

christ on a bike,I'm getting old! Pass me slippers countdown's on

Left my dictionary downstairs, but just... Just! about deduced that perhaps Miss Honey has a new fan?,

(except the above was me!!)

Hard to keep up when your the last to turn up at the party

It is, lovely, but you really haven't missed anything, it's just been so surreal....

One of the best reads for a while. Bloody hysterical... And disturbing all at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it has been hilarious but also shows that there are some very disturbed people about and fab is no different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyway i'm off for my cocoa and bed

night!

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

Is it just me that imagined him speaking in a george formby voice??

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over a year ago

Im ashamed to say one year we couldnt afford a christmas tree ( my grandad when pissed the year before fell on the artificial tree and snapped the base, so me n my brother cut one down from a nearby country park ( took us nearly half a flippin hour using a metal hacksaw, then we proceeded to hurriedly stuff it crown first, through the open passenger window of my mums volkswagen beetle, all good you might think( or be appalled, but morbidly curious), our kid did a great impression on the way home of trying to suck his own cock while arm signalling left ( the protruding stump under which he had to crouch) , til we got home then found to our astonishment the tree refused to be removed from the vehicle, seemingly enchanted by its close embrace virtue of the door frame reduced height of the ceiling over the back seat the back of the drivers seat, the back of the passenger seat , our kid having to exit via the drivers door, as his wouldnt open, i had to find some washing line and climb between the seats and wrap said line round the branches causing most of the barbed effect on the open window frame drag the thing back out the passenger window so far as to then pull the crown, towards the drivers window and pull the whole thing over the front seats and out the drivers window! We needed quite a lot of tinsel to cover the bare parts denuded of needles, and were stuck by pine needles for months after. The tree was almost bare by hogmanay! fortunately we tried to remain too d*unk to blame each other or notice its demise! my idea of painting a tree on the wall and covering it with a poster for eleven months , then revealing it during christmas fortnight was met with stoney silence followed by a hail of chocolate covered brazil nuts . Happy days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose it was my first treesome!

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over a year ago

"Is it just me that imagined him speaking in a george formby voice??

Is was thinking more Steven gerrard

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

"Is it just me that imagined him speaking in a george formby voice??

Is was thinking more Steven gerrard

That could work lol

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over a year ago

"Is it just me that imagined him speaking in a george formby voice??

Is was thinking more Steven gerrard

I imagigined Scooby doo!! Maybe I need to add to the freak thread!

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over a year ago

"Is it just me that imagined him speaking in a george formby voice??

Is was thinking more Steven gerrard

I imagigined Scooby doo!! Maybe I need to add to the freak thread!

Haha!! You're probably spot on there!

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over a year ago

"Is it just me that imagined him speaking in a george formby voice??

Is was thinking more Steven gerrard

I imagigined Scooby doo!! Maybe I need to add to the freak thread!

Haha!! You're probably spot on there! "

You're supposed to say, oh no! You're perfectly normal! Haha

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over a year ago

"Is it just me that imagined him speaking in a george formby voice??

Is was thinking more Steven gerrard

I imagigined Scooby doo!! Maybe I need to add to the freak thread!

Haha!! You're probably spot on there!

You're supposed to say, oh no! You're perfectly normal! Haha

I was on about the scooby doo point haha! Of course you're perfectly normal

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over a year ago

"Is it just me that imagined him speaking in a george formby voice??

Is was thinking more Steven gerrard

I imagigined Scooby doo!! Maybe I need to add to the freak thread!

Haha!! You're probably spot on there!

You're supposed to say, oh no! You're perfectly normal! Haha

I was on about the scooby doo point haha! Of course you're perfectly normal

Ahhh good save! You're forgiven

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over a year ago

"Ssssshhh...everyone quiet..I think he's gone.....

As am I, my brain is exhausted and I have Estella and Roland to ruin

I'm going to have very strange dreams now.

Miss Honey has passed out. Roland is having a post-coital ciggie and I'm popping in to wish you all good night.

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"Is it just me that imagined him speaking in a george formby voice??

Is was thinking more Steven gerrard

I imagigined Scooby doo!! Maybe I need to add to the freak thread!

Haha!! You're probably spot on there!

You're supposed to say, oh no! You're perfectly normal! Haha

I was on about the scooby doo point haha! Of course you're perfectly normal

Ahhh good save! You're forgiven

Yey!! Cheeky kiss on the cheek to make up?

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over a year ago

"Ssssshhh...everyone quiet..I think he's gone.....

As am I, my brain is exhausted and I have Estella and Roland to ruin

I'm going to have very strange dreams now.

Miss Honey has passed out. Roland is having a post-coital ciggie and I'm popping in to wish you all good night.

Night Estella!!

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over a year ago

"Ssssshhh...everyone quiet..I think he's gone.....

As am I, my brain is exhausted and I have Estella and Roland to ruin

I'm going to have very strange dreams now.

Miss Honey has passed out. Roland is having a post-coital ciggie and I'm popping in to wish you all good night.

Night Estella!!

Night all. x

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over a year ago

"Is it just me that imagined him speaking in a george formby voice??

Is was thinking more Steven gerrard

I imagigined Scooby doo!! Maybe I need to add to the freak thread!

Haha!! You're probably spot on there!

You're supposed to say, oh no! You're perfectly normal! Haha

I was on about the scooby doo point haha! Of course you're perfectly normal

Ahhh good save! You're forgiven

Yey!! Cheeky kiss on the cheek to make up?

Deal... May turn my head quickly though, so you'll catch my lips... Willing to take the risk?

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over a year ago

"Is it just me that imagined him speaking in a george formby voice??

Is was thinking more Steven gerrard

I imagigined Scooby doo!! Maybe I need to add to the freak thread!

Haha!! You're probably spot on there!

You're supposed to say, oh no! You're perfectly normal! Haha

I was on about the scooby doo point haha! Of course you're perfectly normal

Ahhh good save! You're forgiven

Yey!! Cheeky kiss on the cheek to make up?

Deal... May turn my head quickly though, so you'll catch my lips... Willing to take the risk?

How about we just make it on the lips anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How very dare you? Im told i have the singing voice of warren mitchell, and the bedroom voice of Marlene deitreich , ( on ( on nembutal)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am hoping (fingers crossed) that all spiders are outside ..especially the huge one i saw yesterday ..that one can definitly stay outside ...

I dont like spiders ...i run in the opposite direction.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I am hoping (fingers crossed) that all spiders are outside ..especially the huge one i saw yesterday ..that one can definitly stay outside ...

I dont like spiders ...i run in the opposite direction."

I came back from work and a little spider had made a web across my kitchen door

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What the hell's happened here...posted a little thread about swallowing a spider and then god knows what,,,,,,?

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

*pops in expecting a thread about MPVS. Backs out slowly feeling like I just witnessed a train wreck*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate spiders...and i almost smashed my car when a massive (well to me) spider dropped from the visor! Im sure i cant be the only one!

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