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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought

Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!

What knowledge have you gained today / recently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I have re-affirmed some thing I already knew that if your nice with people they will be nice back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Royal Mail have posted my parcel to my neighbour who is a sweet old lady and I'm going to struggle to keep a straight face when I pick it up as it contains a dildo with a sucker on and a spanking paddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That Royal Mail have posted my parcel to my neighbour who is a sweet old lady and I'm going to struggle to keep a straight face when I pick it up as it contains a dildo with a sucker on and a spanking paddle "

My old woman neighbour refused my parcel.

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By *rgasmdonorMan
over a year ago

millstreet


"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought

Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!

What knowledge have you gained today / recently?"
I learnt to wank left handed while scrolling thru your photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That changing the brake fluid and pads on my bike wasn't as easy as first thought, fucking nightmare when a piston pops out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I have re-affirmed some thing I already knew that if your nice with people they will be nice back "

Very true, I'm always nice and polite and I only ever get polite replies, that's when I get a reply mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought

Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!

What knowledge have you gained today / recently?"

That I'm actually 5'9" not 5'10".

Also that pizza with pineapple on makes me feel sick just from the smell.

I already knew I was allergic to pineapple.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

that someone cared enough, to do something on my behalf...it brought me to tears..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That if you try to post some advice on a forum some will turn it around and try to belittle you.

I'll have to try the pizza thing not had it in yrs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought

Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!

What knowledge have you gained today / recently?

That I'm actually 5'9" not 5'10".

Also that pizza with pineapple on makes me feel sick just from the smell.

I already knew I was allergic to pineapple. "

5'9" is the best height

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"that someone cared enough, to do something on my behalf...it brought me to tears.."

Ah that's lovely Suzy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Today I have re-affirmed some thing I already knew that if your nice with people they will be nice back "

Very true!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought

Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!

What knowledge have you gained today / recently?I learnt to wank left handed while scrolling thru your photos "

Which one was the cum shot?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"that someone cared enough, to do something on my behalf...it brought me to tears..

Ah that's lovely Suzy "
it was i cant remember the last time someone did that for me..it was very touching x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That Royal Mail have posted my parcel to my neighbour who is a sweet old lady and I'm going to struggle to keep a straight face when I pick it up as it contains a dildo with a sucker on and a spanking paddle "

Haha! Hope she hasn't opened it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is the hottest day since 1949 and the hottest summer in 357 years.

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By *onlyshowWoman
over a year ago

your dreams

That fig rolls are not actually a biscuit but are made of pastry, I have been buying them for Mr i for years and never knew, still can't bring myself to eat one though.

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Today I have learnt I can basically sweat from everywhere on my body(to much info I know but there is no need for this heat lol)

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought

Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!

What knowledge have you gained today / recently?"

That Im now smaller than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought

Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!

What knowledge have you gained today / recently?

That I'm actually 5'9" not 5'10".

Also that pizza with pineapple on makes me feel sick just from the smell.

I already knew I was allergic to pineapple.

5'9" is the best height "

Yay. The five niners

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought

Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!

What knowledge have you gained today / recently?

That Im now smaller than you "

Have you checked? Cos you could be measuring wrong too haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That fig rolls are not actually a biscuit but are made of pastry, I have been buying them for Mr i for years and never knew, still can't bring myself to eat one though. "

Oh I love fig rolls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That fig rolls are not actually a biscuit but are made of pastry, I have been buying them for Mr i for years and never knew, still can't bring myself to eat one though.

Oh I love fig rolls!"

Never ever had a fig roll. Need to try one.

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought

Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!

What knowledge have you gained today / recently?

That Im now smaller than you

Have you checked? Cos you could be measuring wrong too haha"

Not in the past hour, but 16 times yesterday, 24 times Sunday etc etc.........Id love that extra inch

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Today I have re-learnt that some of my staff are a lazy bunch of tossers who are reluctant to work the hours they are paid for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned that something I had was worth 10 times what I thought it was. Kerching!!!!

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Today I have re-learnt that some of my staff are a lazy bunch of tossers who are reluctant to work the hours they are paid for "

Welcome to planet earth

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon


"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought

Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!

What knowledge have you gained today / recently?

That Im now smaller than you "

No no no !!! It's height !!! Not 5'8 across the shoulders

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought

Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!

What knowledge have you gained today / recently?

That Im now smaller than you

Have you checked? Cos you could be measuring wrong too haha

Not in the past hour, but 16 times yesterday, 24 times Sunday etc etc.........Id love that extra inch"

Ah size doesn't matter

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought

Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!

What knowledge have you gained today / recently?

That Im now smaller than you

Have you checked? Cos you could be measuring wrong too haha

Not in the past hour, but 16 times yesterday, 24 times Sunday etc etc.........Id love that extra inch

Ah size doesn't matter "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that occasionally i can start a forum thread that takes of in a good way and might even get to the magic 175 -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learnt that I'm quite ok at making collage pics

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

...check the distance twice before accept a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I was on someone's hotlist and they finally had the balls to message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That Royal Mail have posted my parcel to my neighbour who is a sweet old lady and I'm going to struggle to keep a straight face when I pick it up as it contains a dildo with a sucker on and a spanking paddle

Haha! Hope she hasn't opened it "

She left it outside my flat door - phew !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learned that eating "sensibly" makes me want to eat pie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Learned that eating "sensibly" makes me want to eat pie. "

Eat pie?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Learned that eating "sensibly" makes me want to eat pie.

Eat pie?!? "

Mmmmm pie

I've just had a big pork pie. Quartered. Gone.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Very little?

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Bugger all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Learned that eating "sensibly" makes me want to eat pie.

Eat pie?!?

Mmmmm pie

I've just had a big pork pie. Quartered. Gone. "

Ohhhh I do love a proper butchers pork pie!

Damn it I need one now and the shop across the road sells shite ones

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By *istress MynxWoman
over a year ago

Chesterfield

That the person who swore they weren't lying actually was.... Love it when I'm proved right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty, everyday is a school day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That you get some really funny looks getting on a metro in morning rush hour with blood all over your hands and arms.

(Also, that you should hang around longer after having blood taken when it's warm to make sure vein isn't going to start leaking blood again. And carry tissues. )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That you get some really funny looks getting on a metro in morning rush hour with blood all over your hands and arms.

(Also, that you should hang around longer after having blood taken when it's warm to make sure vein isn't going to start leaking blood again. And carry tissues. ) "

Hope you're ok! And glad I didn't see you today as I would have fainted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Mr G should tell me when he hasn't put the hand brake on and I wonder why the car starts rolling on the drive when I get in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That you get some really funny looks getting on a metro in morning rush hour with blood all over your hands and arms.

(Also, that you should hang around longer after having blood taken when it's warm to make sure vein isn't going to start leaking blood again. And carry tissues. )

Hope you're ok! And glad I didn't see you today as I would have fainted"

Yeah I'm fine it was a bit Carrie though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That you get some really funny looks getting on a metro in morning rush hour with blood all over your hands and arms.

(Also, that you should hang around longer after having blood taken when it's warm to make sure vein isn't going to start leaking blood again. And carry tissues. )

Hope you're ok! And glad I didn't see you today as I would have fainted

Yeah I'm fine it was a bit Carrie though "

I'm sure you wore it well haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Very little?

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What's very little??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing i don't think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I have dry feet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That Royal Mail have posted my parcel to my neighbour who is a sweet old lady and I'm going to struggle to keep a straight face when I pick it up as it contains a dildo with a sucker on and a spanking paddle "

You know your in trouble if she recognised the where it came from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That Royal Mail have posted my parcel to my neighbour who is a sweet old lady and I'm going to struggle to keep a straight face when I pick it up as it contains a dildo with a sucker on and a spanking paddle

You know your in trouble if she recognised the where it came from "

Thankfully it was in plain packaging !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I have re-affirmed some thing I already knew that if your nice with people they will be nice back "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"that occasionally i can start a forum thread that takes of in a good way and might even get to the magic 175 - "

176

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck all. Today's been meh

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

That I'm thought of as a piece of meat, had some bloody horrible messages the last few days that have made me feel like a worthless piece of poo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought

Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!

What knowledge have you gained today / recently?"

I love ham and pineapple pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I'm thought of as a piece of meat, had some bloody horrible messages the last few days that have made me feel like a worthless piece of poo x"

Awww that's horrible, poor you.

I hope that tomorrow is a better day x

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"That I'm thought of as a piece of meat, had some bloody horrible messages the last few days that have made me feel like a worthless piece of poo x

Awww that's horrible, poor you.

I hope that tomorrow is a better day x"

Thank u.....I've lost count of the times I've been told "I'll have a go on that" or "I'd love to destroy you ".like I'm a hooker or that I have no choice....sigh....hide profile for a bit me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that although my ideas at work are not necessarily 'appreciated' upfront so to speak, they have been passed off to the 'powers that be' as someone else's....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

That sometimes saying nothing is the best response to a situation

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Sadly today I've learnt one of the mice Killing processes Rentokil use... my job is delightful

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"I've learnt that although my ideas at work are not necessarily 'appreciated' upfront so to speak, they have been passed off to the 'powers that be' as someone else's.... "

Cunts....sorry....it's appropriate!

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"Today I have learnt I can basically sweat from everywhere on my body(to much info I know but there is no need for this heat lol) "

I too discovered this having to work in a climatic test building which was 68'c inside..

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

Today i have learnt........that women cannot go abroad and drive on the the right hand side of the road.........totally freeked out.....phew !

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By *ltravioletWoman
over a year ago

In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust


"That changing the brake fluid and pads on my bike wasn't as easy as first thought, fucking nightmare when a piston pops out. "
Gosh what sort of bike do you have with Pistons in the wheels ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've learnt that although my ideas at work are not necessarily 'appreciated' upfront so to speak, they have been passed off to the 'powers that be' as someone else's....

Cunts....sorry....it's appropriate!"

I agree!!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

That my 15yr old is capable of looking after his younger brother and sister while I go out. Woohooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That changing the brake fluid and pads on my bike wasn't as easy as first thought, fucking nightmare when a piston pops out. Gosh what sort of bike do you have with Pistons in the wheels ? "

I think he means the pistons in the brake calipers.

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By *ltravioletWoman
over a year ago

In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust


"That fig rolls are not actually a biscuit but are made of pastry, I have been buying them for Mr i for years and never knew, still can't bring myself to eat one though. "
I think fig rolls are " classed " as a pastry cake but if you pick off the thicker bits of pastry on them they are next to zero fat ( just saying ) tasty too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That you can always be surprised by who you meet here

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By *ltravioletWoman
over a year ago

In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust


"That I'm actually 5'9", and not 5'8" as I've always thought

Also that ham and pineapple pizza is actually really tasty!

What knowledge have you gained today / recently?"
today I have learned that in my 30 + years of working ,,, managers cannot manage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...that I'm tired. I need a holiday.

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By *ltravioletWoman
over a year ago

In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust


"That changing the brake fluid and pads on my bike wasn't as easy as first thought, fucking nightmare when a piston pops out. Gosh what sort of bike do you have with Pistons in the wheels ?

I think he means the pistons in the brake calipers."
apols not used to working on plastic fantastics ( bit of an older biker chic )

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"That Royal Mail have posted my parcel to my neighbour who is a sweet old lady and I'm going to struggle to keep a straight face when I pick it up as it contains a dildo with a sucker on and a spanking paddle "

She might be the one with a grin on her face and a rosy glow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That Royal Mail have posted my parcel to my neighbour who is a sweet old lady and I'm going to struggle to keep a straight face when I pick it up as it contains a dildo with a sucker on and a spanking paddle "

Haha I love delivering a certain company's "discreet brown boxes" and the look on people's face when you say something that let's them know your well aware where it's come from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That Royal Mail have posted my parcel to my neighbour who is a sweet old lady and I'm going to struggle to keep a straight face when I pick it up as it contains a dildo with a sucker on and a spanking paddle

Haha I love delivering a certain company's "discreet brown boxes" and the look on people's face when you say something that let's them know your well aware where it's come from

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Aww you just had to burst my bubble didn't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I was on someone's hotlist and they finally had the balls to message "

And what a mistake that was

Today I learnt to keep people on the hotlist and don't message them as they just turn out to be sadistic cunts

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

That my missus can get away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That Royal Mail have posted my parcel to my neighbour who is a sweet old lady and I'm going to struggle to keep a straight face when I pick it up as it contains a dildo with a sucker on and a spanking paddle

Haha I love delivering a certain company's "discreet brown boxes" and the look on people's face when you say something that let's them know your well aware where it's come from

Aww you just had to burst my bubble didn't you "

Hey all I'm saying is the postie knows what it is so why not make his day and invite him in for a demo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To learn to behave and not have the last word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That Royal Mail have posted my parcel to my neighbour who is a sweet old lady and I'm going to struggle to keep a straight face when I pick it up as it contains a dildo with a sucker on and a spanking paddle

Haha I love delivering a certain company's "discreet brown boxes" and the look on people's face when you say something that let's them know your well aware where it's come from

Aww you just had to burst my bubble didn't you

Hey all I'm saying is the postie knows what it is so why not make his day and invite him in for a demo "

Haha I'll keep that idea in mind

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