FabSwingers.com forum: Next poster.......

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Leave a message for the next poster....could be funny or more likely not!

Ill start..

Next poster needs a 'trim'..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually do. It's shameful

Next poster, you're looking sexyyyyy today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks,

Next poster, you are going to be lucky today

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I wish, but not with the drive being dug up!

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never eat yellow snow....brown snow is fine though.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Thanks?

"Control is an illusion of the body, despair is an illusion of the mind."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't do it. It's usually never worth it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks?

"Control is an illusion of the body, despair is an illusion of the mind." "

My mind is fucked,so's my body.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Thanks?

"Control is an illusion of the body, despair is an illusion of the mind."

My mind is fucked,so's my body."

Mmmkay?

*shakes the magic 8-ball*

"A human life is a pool of light in an eternity of darkness."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An interesting profile in many ways……

Including a recipe for cake and a hyperlink to Morrison’s salty popcorn (currently on offer apparently) will surely endear this Fabber to many.

Intriguing that the profile gender is Female, however close scrutiny of picture 32 (July 2014) shows the Forumite wearing trousers so tight that not only you can see “her” gender but also HIS religion.

Personally I’d remove picture 63 (October 2015, headshot) as the hairstyle makes him look like the bastard lovechild of Art Garfunkel and Sideshow Bob.

The action shot, Picture 1472 (March 1907) with the aquarium, locking wheelnut, custard cream and a banjo suggests he is an open minded and adventurous lover, willing to push the boundaries. (Of common sense)

Overall, a good profile, but I still wouldn’t shag him. (HER)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks

You are a wonderful person who has so much to share with the world....

Be inspiring

Mwah

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By *ustfortonightMan
over a year ago

Kent

Artistic genius not recognised in their lifetime..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I last saw you you left your bag when you 'ran off'.

Unless you return for them, I'm going to have to throw them in the bin. What the hell do you need with 144 gold balls, 5kg of strawberry jelly and a foot pump?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next poster looks like a badger.

No, hold on, it's a skunk.

Oops sorry, it's a panda.

Well I'll be fucked, it's definitely a badger.

As you were.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll never forgive you for that thing that happened. You know at the place, with the thing.

My opinion of you changed that day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get of the gearstick u have to take your turn on this ride

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Get of the gearstick u have to take your turn on this ride"
you ready?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get of the gearstick u have to take your turn on this rideyou ready?

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shit u broke it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass that dildo I'll have to use it on u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The next poster looks fabtastic naked.

xxx

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

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Didn't know they grew that big xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass that dildo I'll have to use it on u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you remove this dildo please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do u work at dyson coz your a great sucker

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Praise the Lord and pass the lube!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/09/16 16:42:19]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get the drinks in

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Mine's a pint of vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been drinking pints of vodka with Joe...will next poster take me home please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Careful joe's pissed and he'll shag anything that moves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants to help me deal with (take advantage of) Minxymoo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't pay minxy a compliment cos a smack in the chops hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot hot hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I am wearing a watch

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm so glad you enjoyed that fruit basket I sent you, the photos you sent me were not what I had in mind though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That thing you did, with the Branston pickle.....

I wasn't convinced at first, but wow. Just wow......

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