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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok I see many people here have a picture at top saying fabswingers under that top trumps

Then info about them underneath a picture.

My question how do I get one please?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you have be a platinum member

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you have be a platinum member "

I already have a platinum member...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you have be a platinum member

I already have a platinum member..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask DiamondJoe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How do I become a platinum member I am gold the package says silver or gold or is it a joke?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I become a platinum member I am gold the package says silver or gold or is it a joke?."

It's a joke, or is it? Maybe you can only be invited to be a platinum member?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"How do I become a platinum member I am gold the package says silver or gold or is it a joke?."
its a joke..ask diamond joe on the forums nicely if you'd like one ..make sure you say its a top trump card, you are wanting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I become a platinum member I am gold the package says silver or gold or is it a joke?.its a joke..ask diamond joe on the forums nicely if you'd like one ..make sure you say its a top trump card, you are wanting "

A misunderstanding could be interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you get to learn the seceret hand shake to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to be in the clique to be a platinum member.

It's invitation only.

The invite arrives carried on the back of a winged horse in a pearl envelope.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You people are all sooooo mean (except one).

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I turned down platinum membership

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

So it's nowt to do with parting with £79 for a year's membership and the first 100 get platinum membership....

Or was that email an hallucination...mind you, I was very very d*unk at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one but got rid of it, everyone was trumping me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rare as rocking horse shit mate they say only one person gets offered one a year

The lesser spotted cockwomble slips in your window when you're sleeping and nuzzles a little note inside your ear which asks if you would like to upgrade to platinum

Rumour has it there are 10 tests you then have to pass before they consider you for platinum membership

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I turned down platinum membership "
i flogged mine off (pun intended) fo a week on the naughty step

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Rare as rocking horse shit mate they say only one person gets offered one a year

The lesser spotted cockwomble slips in your window when you're sleeping and nuzzles a little note inside your ear which asks if you would like to upgrade to platinum

Rumour has it there are 10 tests you then have to pass before they consider you for platinum membership "
hey i had 12..were those extra two things , really necessary?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rare as rocking horse shit mate they say only one person gets offered one a year

The lesser spotted cockwomble slips in your window when you're sleeping and nuzzles a little note inside your ear which asks if you would like to upgrade to platinum

Rumour has it there are 10 tests you then have to pass before they consider you for platinum membership hey i had 12..were those extra two things , really necessary?

"

Sounds like someone was having you on! Dirty, dirty folk!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Rare as rocking horse shit mate they say only one person gets offered one a year

The lesser spotted cockwomble slips in your window when you're sleeping and nuzzles a little note inside your ear which asks if you would like to upgrade to platinum

Rumour has it there are 10 tests you then have to pass before they consider you for platinum membership hey i had 12..were those extra two things , really necessary?

Sounds like someone was having you on! Dirty, dirty folk! "
i got a certificate out of it..did you get one of those?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'd like one, but my stats would be so impressive I know I would get the "watcher" cornering me in a multistorey car park, telling me that I've been selected to join the elite of fan.....again

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I think I'd like one, but my stats would be so impressive I know I would get the "watcher" cornering me in a multistorey car park, telling me that I've been selected to join the elite of fan.....again "

the fab paps? chuckles..blood hounds they are chuckles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rare as rocking horse shit mate they say only one person gets offered one a year

The lesser spotted cockwomble slips in your window when you're sleeping and nuzzles a little note inside your ear which asks if you would like to upgrade to platinum

Rumour has it there are 10 tests you then have to pass before they consider you for platinum membership hey i had 12..were those extra two things , really necessary?

Sounds like someone was having you on! Dirty, dirty folk! i got a certificate out of it..did you get one of those?"

Sadly I have not had my visit from the fabled cockwomble!

I live in hope that one day he may appear and nuzzle that note right inside my shell-like!

Have you framed your certificate?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Rare as rocking horse shit mate they say only one person gets offered one a year

The lesser spotted cockwomble slips in your window when you're sleeping and nuzzles a little note inside your ear which asks if you would like to upgrade to platinum

Rumour has it there are 10 tests you then have to pass before they consider you for platinum membership hey i had 12..were those extra two things , really necessary?

Sounds like someone was having you on! Dirty, dirty folk! i got a certificate out of it..did you get one of those?

Sadly I have not had my visit from the fabled cockwomble!

I live in hope that one day he may appear and nuzzle that note right inside my shell-like!

Have you framed your certificate?"
no i used it as toilet paper and flushed it so i could go incognito and if i died no one would steal my identity and street cred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I see many people here have a picture at top saying fabswingers under that top trumps

Then info about them underneath a picture.

My question how do I get one please?.

"

It wont improve your chances of a meet and make you look like the rest.

Originality might be more interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rare as rocking horse shit mate they say only one person gets offered one a year

The lesser spotted cockwomble slips in your window when you're sleeping and nuzzles a little note inside your ear which asks if you would like to upgrade to platinum

Rumour has it there are 10 tests you then have to pass before they consider you for platinum membership hey i had 12..were those extra two things , really necessary?

Sounds like someone was having you on! Dirty, dirty folk! i got a certificate out of it..did you get one of those?

Sadly I have not had my visit from the fabled cockwomble!

I live in hope that one day he may appear and nuzzle that note right inside my shell-like!

Have you framed your certificate? no i used it as toilet paper and flushed it so i could go incognito and if i died no one would steal my identity and street cred "

An interesting strategy!

I like your style!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Rare as rocking horse shit mate they say only one person gets offered one a year

The lesser spotted cockwomble slips in your window when you're sleeping and nuzzles a little note inside your ear which asks if you would like to upgrade to platinum

Rumour has it there are 10 tests you then have to pass before they consider you for platinum membership hey i had 12..were those extra two things , really necessary?

Sounds like someone was having you on! Dirty, dirty folk! i got a certificate out of it..did you get one of those?

Sadly I have not had my visit from the fabled cockwomble!

I live in hope that one day he may appear and nuzzle that note right inside my shell-like!

Have you framed your certificate? no i used it as toilet paper and flushed it so i could go incognito and if i died no one would steal my identity and street cred

An interesting strategy!

I like your style! "
sassy with a squidge of vivid imagination and hint of mofo

brand 'visass moffoon' strapline'

"cos she thinks it's worth it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rare as rocking horse shit mate they say only one person gets offered one a year

The lesser spotted cockwomble slips in your window when you're sleeping and nuzzles a little note inside your ear which asks if you would like to upgrade to platinum

Rumour has it there are 10 tests you then have to pass before they consider you for platinum membership hey i had 12..were those extra two things , really necessary?

Sounds like someone was having you on! Dirty, dirty folk! i got a certificate out of it..did you get one of those?

Sadly I have not had my visit from the fabled cockwomble!

I live in hope that one day he may appear and nuzzle that note right inside my shell-like!

Have you framed your certificate? no i used it as toilet paper and flushed it so i could go incognito and if i died no one would steal my identity and street cred

An interesting strategy!

I like your style! sassy with a squidge of vivid imagination and hint of mofo

brand 'visass moffoon' strapline'

"cos she thinks it's worth it" "

I'll drink to that! Hear hear! Lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"You people are all sooooo mean (except one).

"

Me you mean?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Someone messaged me and asked to see the rest of the set

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Rare as rocking horse shit mate they say only one person gets offered one a year

The lesser spotted cockwomble slips in your window when you're sleeping and nuzzles a little note inside your ear which asks if you would like to upgrade to platinum

Rumour has it there are 10 tests you then have to pass before they consider you for platinum membership hey i had 12..were those extra two things , really necessary?

Sounds like someone was having you on! Dirty, dirty folk! i got a certificate out of it..did you get one of those?

Sadly I have not had my visit from the fabled cockwomble!

I live in hope that one day he may appear and nuzzle that note right inside my shell-like!

Have you framed your certificate? no i used it as toilet paper and flushed it so i could go incognito and if i died no one would steal my identity and street cred

An interesting strategy!

I like your style! sassy with a squidge of vivid imagination and hint of mofo

brand 'visass moffoon' strapline'

"cos she thinks it's worth it"

I'll drink to that! Hear hear! Lol "
chuckles. glad it made you smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like one too.... Joe, if you're reading this

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By *ustyBBW42Couple
over a year ago

bromsgrove

If any one knows who can make me a top trump card let me know as I would love one xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us too!! I was just talking about these to Eve..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask Diamond Joe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask Diamond Joe"

Will do.. thanks

Adam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask Diamond Joe

Will do.. thanks

Adam "

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