FabSwingers.com forum: Getting Attention

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On most sites the way to get some attention is to do something outrageous like taking off all your clothes. That's not going to work here so what's the best way to get people to notice you?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I take off all my clothes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you want attention start wanking yourself off in kfc

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I take off all my clothes..."

...paint my head blue and ask everyone to admire my impersonation of a matchstick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have an avatar and some public pics for a start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be active on here be polite and dont do anything stupid or be crass and you will do fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On most sites the way to get some attention is to do something outrageous like taking off all your clothes. That's not going to work here so what's the best way to get people to notice you? "

Public and profiles pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be adorable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post a thread saying you have been on here for a whole week and not a single message has been deposited in your in-box (Rants about lack of response to winks and messages deleted before even being opened are optional)

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"On most sites the way to get some attention is to do something outrageous like taking off all your clothes. That's not going to work here so what's the best way to get people to notice you? "

Disagree with one of the forum regulars, that will get you noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On most sites the way to get some attention is to do something outrageous like taking off all your clothes. That's not going to work here so what's the best way to get people to notice you?

Liar

Public and profiles pics

Be hot like what liam3

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Be adorable

*Flicks bogie at Hatter*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put some clothes on!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Put some clothes on!"

Errrmmm... says you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be adorable

u r adorable don't let my fb see this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start a controversial thread about married people on here without their partner knowing; about how women on here are just mingers who wouldn't get any attention in the real world or something similar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put some clothes on!

Errrmmm... says you!

Attention achieved, mission accomplished!

It's normal for one to take clothes off now and again, you know

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Mesdames et messieurs, votre attention s'il vous plaît

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a secret. I'm not telling.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Put some clothes on!

Errrmmm... says you!

Attention achieved, mission accomplished!

It's normal for one to take clothes off now and again, you know "

This time last week I was starting a 2&half day shagging session where I only put my clothes on to go somewhere else to meet someone else and then take my clothes off again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's great advice, thanks everyone. And just for the record I am hot and I am adorable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be adorable

*Flicks bogie at Hatter*

Do you mind? I'm trying to be adorable here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just came here and was myself.

The attention thing just sort of happened

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Be adorable

*Flicks bogie at Hatter*

Do you mind? I'm trying to be adorable here. "

*licks the window and makes obscene gestures while Hatter attempts to be adorable*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On most sites the way to get some attention is to do something outrageous like taking off all your clothes. That's not going to work here so what's the best way to get people to notice you? "

add some pics to your profile maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't look at me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On most sites the way to get some attention is to do something outrageous like taking off all your clothes. That's not going to work here so what's the best way to get people to notice you?

Disagree with one of the forum regulars, that will get you noticed"

I disagree with that statement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's great advice, thanks everyone. And just for the record I am hot and I am adorable.

we only have your word for it...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"On most sites the way to get some attention is to do something outrageous like taking off all your clothes. That's not going to work here so what's the best way to get people to notice you?

Disagree with one of the forum regulars, that will get you noticed

I disagree with that statement.

Are you a regular?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be adorable

*Flicks bogie at Hatter*

Do you mind? I'm trying to be adorable here.

*licks the window and makes obscene gestures while Hatter attempts to be adorable*

Aphex Twin - Window Licker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MBaEEODzU0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send cock pics, nobody else does that so you'll really stand out. And if you don't get a response, send more!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Have boobs they get you noticed

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Have boobs they get you noticed "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be adorable

*Flicks bogie at Hatter*

Do you mind? I'm trying to be adorable here.

*licks the window and makes obscene gestures while Hatter attempts to be adorable*

Aphex Twin - Window Licker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MBaEEODzU0

What a superb track

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On most sites the way to get some attention is to do something outrageous like taking off all your clothes. That's not going to work here so what's the best way to get people to notice you?

Disagree with one of the forum regulars, that will get you noticed"

You're a regular!

Though I don't see many folk starting on you.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Have boobs they get you noticed

See

Well hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just join in the chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Send cock pics, nobody else does that so you'll really stand out. And if you don't get a response, send more!"
could always send pictures of flowers ladies love those ones add some bows for the final tribute too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Send cock pics, nobody else does that so you'll really stand out. And if you don't get a response, send more!"

LOLOLOLOL

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Be adorable

*Flicks bogie at Hatter*

Do you mind? I'm trying to be adorable here.

*licks the window and makes obscene gestures while Hatter attempts to be adorable*

Aphex Twin - Window Licker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MBaEEODzU0

What a superb track

Not sure about the music but the video made me LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sparkling personality, obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's great advice, thanks everyone. And just for the record I am hot and I am adorable.

we only have your word for it...

My word's good enough...for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Send cock pics, nobody else does that so you'll really stand out. And if you don't get a response, send more!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My sparkling personality, obviously

Obviously! Why didn't I think of that?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Send cock pics, nobody else does that so you'll really stand out. And if you don't get a response, send more!

I never get cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a Pooch

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By *ush Home RuffianMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Is that a request, Miss H?

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"On most sites the way to get some attention is to do something outrageous like taking off all your clothes. That's not going to work here so what's the best way to get people to notice you? "

You answered your own question the minute you posted this OP

Just remember not all attention will be the kind you were hoping for

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Is that a request, Miss H?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's great advice, thanks everyone. And just for the record I am hot and I am adorable.

we only have your word for it...

My word's good enough...for me

well if you only wish to perve profiles that's fine...however, if you wish to meet people then a couple of pics wouldn't go amiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Send cock pics, nobody else does that so you'll really stand out. And if you don't get a response, send more!

I never get cock pics

I've got loads, I'll send you some

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"On most sites the way to get some attention is to do something outrageous like taking off all your clothes. That's not going to work here so what's the best way to get people to notice you?

Disagree with one of the forum regulars, that will get you noticed

You're a regular!

Though I don't see many folk starting on you.

That back fired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's great advice, thanks everyone. And just for the record I am hot and I am adorable.

we only have your word for it...

My word's good enough...for me

It's not good enough to get you a meet though.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Send cock pics, nobody else does that so you'll really stand out. And if you don't get a response, send more!could always send pictures of flowers ladies love those ones add some bows for the final tribute too

I'd rather have a cock pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On most sites the way to get some attention is to do something outrageous like taking off all your clothes. That's not going to work here so what's the best way to get people to notice you?

Disagree with one of the forum regulars, that will get you noticed

You're a regular!

Though I don't see many folk starting on you.

That back fired

let's face it, no one with any sense is going to start on a guy your size. Not even online!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start a bbw thread,bake a cake,and have some pics taken with the remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take off all my clothes...

...paint my head blue and ask everyone to admire my impersonation of a matchstick

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start a controversial thread about married people on here without their partner knowing; about how women on here are just mingers who wouldn't get any attention in the real world or something similar

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Send cock pics, nobody else does that so you'll really stand out. And if you don't get a response, send more!

I never get cock pics

I've got loads, I'll send you some

Thanks angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be adorable

*Flicks bogie at Hatter*

Do you mind? I'm trying to be adorable here.

*licks the window and makes obscene gestures while Hatter attempts to be adorable*

Aphex Twin - Window Licker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MBaEEODzU0

What a superb track

Not sure about the music but the video made me LOL

I don't like the music myself, but it was relevant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have boobs they get you noticed "

Hello you. I noticed to from the other side of the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if you want attention start wanking yourself off in kfc

What Kfc must to do with Fab?

Just be yourself and would help to have some pictures.All the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On most sites the way to get some attention is to do something outrageous like taking off all your clothes. That's not going to work here so what's the best way to get people to notice you?

Disagree with one of the forum regulars, that will get you noticed

I disagree with that statement.

Are you a regular?

Well, I tend to go to the loo at the same time most days.....

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"On most sites the way to get some attention is to do something outrageous like taking off all your clothes. That's not going to work here so what's the best way to get people to notice you? "

Good to some social events?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have an avatar and some public pics for a start

Make the effort to write a decent profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i tend to strip off in the main playroom and just bounce onto the bed - works wonders

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