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By *VK_Rugby OP Couple
over a year ago

Rugby

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We've all had at least one of these experiences probably more than one to be fair and some cases many so might be amusing to hear some of the more bizarre

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Her head fell off, really should look for the fresh ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her mom came in an wanted to join

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

she brought out her knitting . . . (a guest who attended a house party)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she brought out her knitting . . . (a guest who attended a house party)"

Was she knitting a willy warmer ?

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By *icple123Couple
over a year ago

st albans

Sex was going great until.. After a nice meal, drinks and her bf driving the night forward to the inevitable of us all playing, we'd all played with each other everyone having fun, her bf encouraging her and us to do and try various things he wanted to see.. He suddenly flipped, starting shooting at his gf that she was a whore and worse he locked himself in the bathroom smashing the place up to all of our astonishment- calmed himself down and came and apologised as we were getting our clothes back on to leave sharpish!

He then looked at his gf and started shouting what a filthy slut she was at which point we left, taking her with us and dropped her round to her mothers as we didn't want to leave her there with him like that!!

Absolutely out of the blue and totally bizarre!

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Fill in the blank

We've all had at least one of these experiences probably more than one to be fair and some cases many so might be amusing to hear some of the more bizarre

She accidentally kneed me in the bollocks when changing position .

It was touch and go for a minute well about 15 minutes but once the old boy started to rise to the occasion again .

I mercilessly used the guilt she felt over the accident to really and I'm mean really push her limits .

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By *VK_Rugby OP Couple
over a year ago

Rugby

"Sex was going great until.. After a nice meal, drinks and her bf driving the night forward to the inevitable of us all playing, we'd all played with each other everyone having fun, her bf encouraging her and us to do and try various things he wanted to see.. He suddenly flipped, starting shooting at his gf that she was a whore and worse he locked himself in the bathroom smashing the place up to all of our astonishment- calmed himself down and came and apologised as we were getting our clothes back on to leave sharpish!

Absolutely out of the blue and totally bizarre! "

So how was the second meet with that couple? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She caught.,,.

Feelings!

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By *icple123Couple
over a year ago

st albans

Lol we did meet her again - later down the line once she'd left him, but as a couple.. No thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The batteries died

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

She took her teeth out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Her mum walked in

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Her mum walked in"

With her nan

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Her mum walked in

With her nan"

Who was dressed in a rubber cat suit, brandishing a double-ended dildo in one hand while the other was holding the lead of a slobbering Alsatian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I threw up in my mouth and over myself. True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Step mom came and gother into the bed as my dad went out on the pissed and didn't come home so she looked at me and the ex and said fuck it if I can't get away from the noise then I'm joining in lol....oooops sorry dad.....there not together any more though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sex was going well for another couple at a private party until the girl in adventurous and asked l to whip her with the flogger while she was on top riding his cock, Mrs l obliged and has she whipped her arse a couple of the strands got loose and whipped the poor guy right across the balls he lost interest in sex pretty quickly after that lol

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"she brought out her knitting . . . (a guest who attended a house party)

Was she knitting a willy warmer ? "

She got what sex she wanted then sat back and watched her husband having his fun while doing her knitting. . . everyone else was gobsmacked !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im keeping tabs on this thread haha

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Someone in the group cracked a funny joke that tickled me and I almost choked on the cock in my mouth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got caught in the morgue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh,

the sex was going great until her 8/9 year old son who I had no idea about walked into the bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She farted while in frantic 69 activity. ...and i had no recourse but to stop. The laughter took over for weeks at various moments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The local ramblers club wandered past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until the manager of Iceland made it clear that's not what the frozen turkeys are for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He brought all his family and friends in to watch...

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

We were doing doggy really vigorously, pulling her hair other hand on her hip thrusting together almost there, just a little, just a lit... & then we got out of synch & I almost snapped my cock in half on buffers bridge.

Was a month off after that one! H was a bit uncomfortable for a while too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until......I got cramp in my leg. Needn't have worried though. She just rolled me over and performed the best reverse cowgirl ever!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

...she gave birth

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Ummmm till I fainted

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Ummmm till I fainted

Yeah, we've *all* done that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her husband phoned whilst we was busy shagging, we took a break and continued after she chatted to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....she decided the best way to get me hard for round 2 was to yank my cock as hard as possible then bite it.

Needless to say it went downhill from there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until he asked who the fuck I was and what I was doing in his house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

until he said...

"you know, you really should lose weight"

true story

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By *VK_Rugby OP Couple
over a year ago

Rugby

"Lol we did meet her again - later down the line once she'd left him, but as a couple.. No thanks!"

Glad she had the sense to leave him sounds like a right nut job lol

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

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By *VK_Rugby OP Couple
over a year ago

Rugby

".....she decided the best way to get me hard for round 2 was to yank my cock as hard as possible then bite it.

Needless to say it went downhill from there

OUCH!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"until he said...

"you know, you really should lose weight"

true story

When's the funeral?

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

I whispered her sisters name .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"until he said...

"you know, you really should lose weight"

true story

When's the funeral?

I said "this from a man with tits"

and got up, dressed and walked out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She punctured and deflated...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until I called her by a different name

Don't do this

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"until he said...

"you know, you really should lose weight"

true story

When's the funeral?

I said "this from a man with tits"

and got up, dressed and walked out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brother walked in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to ride the bull

Bend her over into the doggy position put your arm round her neck whilst fucking her whisper her sisters name !

Then hold on for you life !!

Never ends well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh its supposed to be real scenarios..

Until his landlady walked in on us, shouting because he was behind on his rent. She looked at me and said 'Jesus, she's the fourth girl this week, you need to sort your life out'. Our relationship also ended that day

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Oh its supposed to be real scenarios..

Oh em gee!

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

Until we both realised the alcohol had wore off and we didn't really fancy each other as much as the evening before .....so it became abit of a farce she wasn't that interested but was being polite I think and I was having that marsh mallow moment when you so want to get hard but the more you try the worse it gets ....so we smiled hugged and I got dressed then thought I'd made a polite exit from her bedroom only to embarassingly find myself in her walk in wardrobe .....X

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"Im keeping tabs on this thread haha "

Making a list of new things to try?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I snapped my banjo string! Having to go hospital in my socks and what once was a white towel which had turned red pretty quickly!

Fyi NEVER goto hospital if this happens the nurses take turns to come and laugh at you!

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"He brought all his family and friends in to watch..."

Now that gives a completely new meaning to the saying keeping it in the family

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

He became a selfish lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im keeping tabs on this thread haha

Making a list of new things to try?

No it looks great for giggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...my frenulum snapped (the connection between foreskin and penis) and I squirted blood all over her and the bed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sharted

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Untill I joined fab...

Pre-fab = 1 shag a year.

Fab = no shave a year.

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Lady's big rotweiller jamp on the bed! True story.. luckily no injuries or attack.

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Until her dog licked my cheeks then bit into my slapping balls,

She nearly died laughing I cried with the pain and as I'm allergic to animals I had to get an injection from the doctor and she nearly pissed herself laughing too.

I always lock the door now.

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By *eisurepleasureMan
over a year ago

belfast

Going well until my gf threw up in the hottub with us in it after having drank red wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until her son walked in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She had a sudden attack of lockJaw....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sharted "

Just no!

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By *ackett1962Man
over a year ago

harrow

It was all going well till the bloody table broke and she ended up in hospital with a broken wrist!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sharted

Just no!

Let thy knickers be untwisted, twas but a joke!

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By *omez42Man
over a year ago

gloucester

I shouted out her sister's name!

I have no idea why, I never even thought about her sister, let alone fancy her. Still not sure where that came from, even 30 years later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Untill my kids home 2 hrs early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...my frenulum snapped (the connection between foreskin and penis) and I squirted blood all over her and the bed...

OUCH!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some reason I went "off the boil" and could t recover.

Thankfully we had already had a good session and she was very sweet about it and we lay there please in other ways.

Still felt bad about it though and now live in fear of it happening again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...my frenulum snapped (the connection between foreskin and penis) and I squirted blood all over her and the bed...

Snap in both ways

It's a moment I'd prefer to forget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...she stopped replying to my messages and didn't show up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wife came home unexpectedly?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

We discussed Brexit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We discussed Brexit

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Oh they love to fuck remoaners in the ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The stewardess started banging on the door!

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

CANTERBURY

She mentioned the word "relationship"

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

An unbeknown split in my cock ring pinched my balls. (shuddering-cryface)

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

It was all going well until the 2 single beds which had been pushed together parted, like Moses had entered the room...

Both of us disappeared into the gaping chasm and become mummified in blankets and sheets between the beds.

After several minutes of struggling, giggling and poking knees and elbows into each other, we freed ourselves..

The thought of having to shout for help to escape our binds was a bit of a worry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The supermarket manager asked us to leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They said the word 'daddy'

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Untill I joined fab...

Pre-fab = 1 shag a year.

Fab = no shave a year."

And i assume the beard is fabulous

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By *atie ShayTV/TS
over a year ago

About two months ago I was having an amazing session with my fb when just as I came I got a shooting pain in the back of my neck and an incredible headache, I was a real mess! Close to calling an ambulance

Was a real passion killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She started calling me Jesus

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By *hickinthewarmMan
over a year ago

Fife

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By *hickinthewarmMan
over a year ago

Fife

"I threw up in my mouth and over myself. True story. "

I had a girl throw up on me once...... I was obviously pushing the back of her head a tad too hard.....

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

I did that years ago. Thought the painters had moved in half way through, then realised the blood was coming from me. Sooo much blood!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I noticed skid marks on the hotel duvet...felt a bit queasy after that.... And they weren't mine!!!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The Nazis invaded and stopped play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"until he said...

"you know, you really should lose weight"

true story

I had "You'd gain 2 inches of cock if you lost a couple of stone".

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

He called me his ex wife's name!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

until she got a puncture

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I fell off the bed and dislocated my hip

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Her weave came off in my hand..she did say "don't pull too hard"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

The sex was going great....

... I was on my knees on the floor, giving oral to a lady on the bed, who was certainly making all the right noises, and then the dog rammed its nose up my arse!

let me elaborate before you perverts add two and two and get 5 lol!

It was a house party, and the hosts had a beagle who loved people, so they shut him in a room downstairs whilst the party was in full swing. At some point, someone opened the wrong door, and, eager to make friends, the dog set off around the house, until he encountered me!!!

Needless to say, I rocketed into the upright position and delivered a few earthy epithets... cue howls of laughter from all the other guests as the story shot round the house.... and one very red face from me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until Kim Jong realised that what the old men were doing were NOT "special exercises" and the whole story about his father leaving orders that he be exercised every day and fed so called"breakfast of leaders" by the old guys, was a lie.

He used other made up excuses to execute them so it all ended happily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to lower the tone,it may have already been said.

It was going great until she said that her brother does it differently!! (don't worry,not true but imagine if it did happen!)

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

After six bottles of red were consumed over a good few hours the sex was going great until I puked up over the nice cream carpet...In her boyfriends flat..That was H too

Thank fuck for scotchgard

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Ummmm till I fainted

Yeah, we've *all* done that

Tbh we had been shagging in bedroom, then we continouned in bathroom in shower, when her hubby was taking pics then I just passed out as was to hot

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I arrived

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By *ple from LeicCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"She caught.,,.

Feelings!

I know very awkward moment when that happens

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By *ple from LeicCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

The husband comes home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your Grandma knocks on door asking if you want some milk and cookies.

But the women is moaning as she is still having a orgasm and your Grandma asks if she is ok as she heres her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We pulled into the packed station .....

The overnight train on a ten hour journey with the private very small room with fold down bunks ...and the tiniest knob to turn to pull the slit blinds up that were sandwiched between the panes of glass (took about a minute and half).

It was so exciting, train noises, star lit sky, tush against the window, pitch dark, hands up high....

Eyes shut ..... Midnight .....naked sweaty bodies....Right in the throes of passion.....

THEN

.....pulled into the bloody station - bright lights......

People standing with suitcases looking directly into our revealing window -

Omg - tried to grab a sheet off the bed which collaspased with the yank, hubby trying to turn this little knob whilst other hand covering his crotch ....standing naked infront of these people whilst I'm on the floor beneath the window - my face between his thighs ....

We just cracked up with laughter .....

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until he sat back mid-stroke and started crying because he felt guilty cheating on his gf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFM, females first F experience. All going well until she freaked out at HIM, they got into a massive barney, me locked in their house, crockery flying then suddenly they stop, he puts his hands over the dog's ears saying it wasn't fair on her to listen to that, they then look at me and insist I drink a cup of tea before leaving, choked the damn tea down me, they ask if we can try again and they won't fight this time. Persuaded them to unlock the door under the guise that I was hand rearing kittens and needed back for their next feed. Burnt rubber pulling out of the drive and down the road!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"We pulled into the packed station .....

It was so exciting, train noises, star lit sky, tush against the window, pitch dark, hands up high....

Eyes shut ..... Midnight .....naked sweaty bodies....Right in the throes of passion.....

THEN

.....pulled into the bloody station - bright lights......

People standing with suitcases looking directly into our revealing window -

We just cracked up with laughter .....

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely out of the blue and totally bizarre! "

Fucking big blank that

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Shagging my mate's gf in her bedroom with my mate sparked out asleep downstairs when her 18 year old son came back from town and came into her bedroom.

Shit fuck bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Till I saw it was 9 minutes past five and heard the front door bang as the husband got home from his job, as a doorman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain bud minus the hospital bit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until I fell off the bed and ripped my nipple bar out. It was only three weeks old and it was the first time I had taken my bra off during sex since having it done and doing doggy. Needless to say it really really hurt

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Going to lower the tone,it may have already been said.

It was going great until she said that her brother does it differently!! (don't worry,not true but imagine if it did happen!)

You've obviously never been to Norwich..

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By *VK_Rugby OP Couple
over a year ago

Rugby

"Until I fell off the bed and ripped my nipple bar out. It was only three weeks old and it was the first time I had taken my bra off during sex since having it done and doing doggy. Needless to say it really really hurt"

Ouch I bet that took a while to heal x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her husband walked in and I had to jump out the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely out of the blue and totally bizarre! "

Wow!

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By *VK_Rugby OP Couple
over a year ago

Rugby

Ours was probably the time we met a couple at theirs moved things to the bedroom, we're all enjoying a very erotic time on the bed but we noticed the male in the other couple kept positioning my other half at strange angles on the bed, we finally twigged that the cheeky bugger was broadcasting the whole thing via cam without our knowledge, needless to say he got a few choice words and we left!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She turned the light on and saw my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The paper bag fell off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zombie attack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friend of mine was banging a bird and her leg fell off - literally ! She had a pot leg and he didn't know .... Oh an he woke up with blisters on his knob

Credit to TOM the van driver

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

His dick hit my public bone = broken dick.

True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely out of the blue and totally bizarre!

Wow! "

What a strange guy !!!

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Newly split up..i was catching up on what I'd missed out on.

Long story short I was 39...and found out that a friends daughter had had the hots for me for ages.

Risky frisky in the garden, her on her knees and me grasping her head and skullfucking her for all I was worth when suddenly i got a sharp pain in the side of my shin...then another...then another.

The grim realisation was that her three year old son had woken up and was kicking my leg for all he was worth shouting "You leave my mummy alone!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...my frenulum snapped (the connection between foreskin and penis) and I squirted blood all over her and the bed...

OUCH!!!

The same's happened to me! In a room with two other women as well! Not funny for me at all and the sheets looked like someone had been murdered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mummy mummy. its not every day, That you hear that ! A little girl has a goat as a pet. And its called mummy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Newly split up..i was catching up on what I'd missed out on.

Long story short I was 39...and found out that a friends daughter had had the hots for me for ages.

Risky frisky in the garden, her on her knees and me grasping her head and skullfucking her for all I was worth when suddenly i got a sharp pain in the side of my shin...then another...then another.

The grim realisation was that her three year old son had woken up and was kicking my leg for all he was worth shouting "You leave my mummy alone!"

And thats that kid scarred for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

until I gave her a love bite, forgetting she was a blow-up doll! She wasn't the only one to feel deflated!

(NB Not true! lol!)

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over a year ago

Went back to the then girlfriends house, her mum upstairs fast asleep.

Things going well on the sofa until I realised I'd snapped my banjo string.

Blood covered sofa, girlfriend in panic mode as the sofa was cream coloured.

I went to the only toilet in the house which was upstairs next to her mums bedroom, there was so much blood I passed out and smashed my head against the door as I fell to the floor.

Her mum woke up, went downstairs to get help as I'd blocked the door and found gf trying to get the blood out of the sofa.

We didn't see each other for much longer ...

True story

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

"Newly split up..i was catching up on what I'd missed out on.

Long story short I was 39...and found out that a friends daughter had had the hots for me for ages.

Risky frisky in the garden, her on her knees and me grasping her head and skullfucking her for all I was worth when suddenly i got a sharp pain in the side of my shin...then another...then another.

The grim realisation was that her three year old son had woken up and was kicking my leg for all he was worth shouting "You leave my mummy alone!"

And thats that kid scarred for life

Thankfully he has no recollection....was worried for ages.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I didn't realise all this cock snapping occurred - scary stuff

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Newly split up..i was catching up on what I'd missed out on.

Long story short I was 39...and found out that a friends daughter had had the hots for me for ages.

Risky frisky in the garden, her on her knees and me grasping her head and skullfucking her for all I was worth when suddenly i got a sharp pain in the side of my shin...then another...then another.

The grim realisation was that her three year old son had woken up and was kicking my leg for all he was worth shouting "You leave my mummy alone!"

And thats that kid scarred for life

Thankfully he has no recollection....was worried for ages.

What a star protecting his mum from you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't realise all this cock snapping occurred - scary stuff"

Thank God it's only ever happened to me once! But it was scary - literally ejaculating blood out of my cock was incredibly scary! We were both very inexperienced at the time and gf wanted a shag but I realise looking back she wasn't wet enough so I was trying to do the impossible! Poor old cock couldn't go where it couldn't go and whompf! Ouch ouch ouch!!!!

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

"Newly split up..i was catching up on what I'd missed out on.

Long story short I was 39...and found out that a friends daughter had had the hots for me for ages.

Risky frisky in the garden, her on her knees and me grasping her head and skullfucking her for all I was worth when suddenly i got a sharp pain in the side of my shin...then another...then another.

The grim realisation was that her three year old son had woken up and was kicking my leg for all he was worth shouting "You leave my mummy alone!"

And thats that kid scarred for life

Thankfully he has no recollection....was worried for ages.

What a star protecting his mum from you!! "

Must admit I was impressed with his bravery!! Top lad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha X funny stories . Xx

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

... the kitten, who had crept in without us realising, decided to dig his claws into my toe, right at the point of climax. Ouch!

... we noticed blood all over our faces and on the bedsheets. It was a very passionate afternoon and one of us had a nose bleed, but at that point, we didn't know which one of us it was.

Both of the above actually happened, same partner, completely different occasions.

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Till I said do you want a go!?.

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By *artletWoman
over a year ago

Kerry

He starting sweating so much, it was running off his face and chest onto me

. Instant passion killer for me

No problem with getting hot and bothered, but this was to the extreme.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I threw up on his cock.

Oh wait. That just added to the filth.

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"He starting sweating so much, it was running off his face and chest onto me

. Instant passion killer for me

No problem with getting hot and bothered, but this was to the extreme. "

Thryoid problem, perhaps?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

The sex was going great until she started dialing for my taxi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He called me by another woman's name, during the penetration part. I launched him across the room. Well I attempted to. In reality he just slid off the bed.

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over a year ago

I was with a couple, he was very emphatically straight but kept getting a bit close to my dick.

He asked me to cum on her face in round one while he was doing her, I happily obliged and he liked my cum off her face!!!

I didn't hang around for round 2! Thank you and goodnight!

Just for the record, it was about the lack of honesty versus much else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a girl bent over on the staircase, going like fuck until it slipped out and breached her arse. She was fucking raging. I stayed with the girl but for months after it was missionary until she trusted me to fuck her doggy again

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over a year ago

"I once had a girl bent over on the staircase, going like fuck until it slipped out and breached her arse. She was fucking raging. I stayed with the girl but for months after it was missionary until she trusted me to fuck her doggy again"

I feel her pain!

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over a year ago

I feel her pain! "

Yeah. Not good when that happens. Feels like ya dick is gonna snap.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I was with a couple, he was very emphatically straight but kept getting a bit close to my dick.

He asked me to cum on her face in round one while he was doing her, I happily obliged and he liked my cum off her face!!!

I didn't hang around for round 2! Thank you and goodnight!

Just for the record, it was about the lack of honesty versus much else!"

It was then her cum, once on her face and doesn't indicate a guy's bi or gay if he shares it. Lots of straight couples have similar cum sharing and duties with guest visitors.

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