FabSwingers.com forum: Cringey statuses

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Currently cringing at someones status thanking people for all the fabs and promising to get through their crap loads of mail later ... I always think this makes people sound like they are in a 90s boyband addressing their fanclub

What other cringey statuses have people seen recently

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By *iffraffMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Soo horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cringe when people talk to each other through their statuses

just pm them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cringe when people talk to each other through their statuses

just pm them! "

Can't get my head around it myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I cringe when people talk to each other through their statuses

just pm them! "

You know who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people are begging for other people to fab there pictures. Get a grip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually talk total shite.

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

Try being in Cumbria. My eyes often melt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try being in Cumbria. My eyes often melt."

Oh now, come on..

*snorts*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try being in Cumbria. My eyes often melt."

Melt ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try being in Cumbria. My eyes often melt.

Melt ? "

Proppa melt loike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ad ruin ya me like"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try being in Cumbria. My eyes often melt.

Melt ?

Proppa melt loike"

likely like ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try being in Cumbria. My eyes often melt.

Melt ?

Proppa melt loike

likely like ?"

you're not familiar with Limerick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try being in Cumbria. My eyes often melt.

Melt ?

Proppa melt loike

likely like ?

you're not familiar with Limerick."

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"Try being in Cumbria. My eyes often melt.

Melt ? "

Aye, a la'al bit. I'm assuming that as a straight man you've filtered out the men up here, you lucky thang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try being in Cumbria. My eyes often melt.

Melt ?

Proppa melt loike

likely like ?

you're not familiar with Limerick.

? "

Rubberbandits

look 'em up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try being in Cumbria. My eyes often melt.

Melt ?

Aye, a la'al bit. I'm assuming that as a straight man you've filtered out the men up here, you lucky thang."

As in so men cant contact me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try being in Cumbria. My eyes often melt.

Melt ?

Proppa melt loike

likely like ?

you're not familiar with Limerick.

Rubberbandits

look 'em up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My own often make me cringe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try being in Cumbria. My eyes often melt.

Melt ?

Proppa melt loike

likely like ?

you're not familiar with Limerick.

Rubberbandits

look 'em up

'My Dad's best friend'cracks me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is proper cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is proper cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is proper cringe

Is that true?

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"Mine is proper cringe

Animal abuse is wrong. Treat your new cat with respect. Let it lick itself when grooming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is proper cringe

Is that true?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is proper cringe

Is that true?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is proper cringe

Is that true?

Ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is proper cringe

Is that true?"

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is proper cringe

Is that true?

Yup

Oh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is proper cringe

Is that true?

Yup

Oh.

Damm you

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I have some people on my hotlist purely for their status updates!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fave it's when someone uploads a pic, then a status saying "wow over 100 fabs on my new pic" you click it and it hasn't been fabbed yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is proper cringe

Is that true?

Yup

Oh.

Damm you"

I'm not...^^^^^

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

When I see the negative ones I just think oh dear, you're making it even worse

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

'Should I stay or leave?'

'So many fakes'

'FFS ... (insert rant here)'

'Swingers - I thought you had sex. I can't get a meet, even for coffee'

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Mine is proper cringe

Is that true?

Yup

Oh.

Damm you

I'm not...^^^^^"

Regards to Limerick

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

'Need to blow my load' etc. Usually on a new unverified profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they say they're leaving because the people are so fake.... Shocker, they're still there the next day asking for a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He he loving these comments

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Begging for fabs

Begging for attention

Begging for sex

Needy, desperate and no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Different folk have different perspectives on what gives them a buzz .

For some its attention , fabs , messages , meeting swinging friends for coffee etc.....,

For others it's the actual meeting and the thrill of the meet , rather than the chase , and that's all they need to be satisfied . No status updates , and often no veris displayed .

For the former , their status reflects their preferences - the same preferences we all applaud when we talk about other aspects of the swinging lifestyle .

So to be slating anyone for their style of updates seems a bit hypocritical to me . They clearly write it for their own personal reasons , and get a thrill from it . Let them enjoy it , it's harmless enough .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Begging for fabs

Begging for attention

Begging for sex

Needy, desperate and no"

So basically begging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is proper cringe

Is that true?

Yup

Oh.

Damm you

I'm not...^^^^^

Regards to Limerick"

Ahhhhhhhhh tanks mush

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"Begging for fabs

Begging for attention

Begging for sex

Needy, desperate and no

So basically begging?

Aye

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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The ones where someone is trying to make a blatant dig or be bitchy

Guys wanting to shoot their load or meet now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try to make mine humerous.

I do have an odd sense of humour though.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to copy and paste some from this thread. This is good stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cringe when people talk to each other through their statuses

just pm them!

You know who you are

that one ^^^^^^

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 12/09/16 06:58:47]

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Saw one on a couples profile: no longer playing as caught Mister having unprotected sex with a meet in the shower.

The bored, anyone wanna cum n suk me off ones just make me

rather than cringe.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Ones saying "need sucking now"

Does anyone meet on here?

Thanks for last night,you know who you are...

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit me up

Horny

Steamin

Lemo

420

Looking for a cum whore

No one meets

Suppose to be a sex site

Glory hole open

"Profile name" message me

Out in town tonight, who wants to meet

Meet now

Anyone want to give me a blow job?

Come and pic me up

Some ugly women on this site

Hate time wasters

That's what I'm seeing this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there no real men on here?? I'm leaving!"

(or words to that effect)

This, after a day of conversation with me..!

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By *anda and CatCouple
over a year ago

They normally follow a pattern....

1 New pics added. translation (please fab my pictures)

2 Wow thanks for all the fabs on my new pics. translation (Please fab my pictures)

3 Thanks for all the messages about my new pics. translation (please fab my pictures)

4 Some weirdos on this site. translation (please message me and tell me your not a weirdo)

5 This site is a waste of time I'm deleting account at end of week. translation (please beg me to stay)

Then it all begins again from number 1

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Try being in Cumbria. My eyes often melt.

Melt ?

Aye, a la'al bit. I'm assuming that as a straight man you've filtered out the men up here, you lucky thang."

Hoosta dyurn Marra?

ex West Cumbria here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's an acceptable status update then? Lol

It seems some people just object to the concept as a whole.

On a site that's literally full of narcacistic people. I always find it amusing when people single out, a particular form of narcacism fit criticism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One persons cringe is another persons bit of harmless flirty fun.

I'd much rather see a 'great night you know who you are *wink" than the ones that are making declarations of leaving & then upload 5 new pics

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"One persons cringe is another persons bit of harmless flirty fun.

I'd much rather see a 'great night you know who you are *wink" than the ones that are making declarations of leaving & then upload 5 new pics

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One persons cringe is another persons bit of harmless flirty fun.

I'd much rather see a 'great night you know who you are *wink" than the ones that are making declarations of leaving & then upload 5 new pics

Never seen that before

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

E Suffolk

I have no right to comment!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

The 'need to blow load' type from men and the whingey moaney self-entitled type from women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status updates are like every other form of contribution to the site, a way of drawing attention to your profile in the (often) vain hope that someone might want shag you.

Some are

some are \_

_/ some are

some are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Status updates are like every other form of contribution to the site, a way of drawing attention to your profile in the (often) vain hope that someone might want shag you.

Some are

some are \_

_/ some are

some are

Sums it up pretty well

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Self pitying shite....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we rarely post a status - some folk probaby dislike that haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Status updates are like every other form of contribution to the site, a way of drawing attention to your profile in the (often) vain hope that someone might want shag you.

Some are

some are \_

_/ some are

some are

Sums it up pretty well

I might change my strategy from "midly amusing" to a more simplistic "I'd like a shag. Ta."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's an acceptable status update then? Lol

It seems some people just object to the concept as a whole.

On a site that's literally full of narcacistic people. I always find it amusing when people single out, a particular form of narcacism fit criticism. "

Well said

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"When I see the negative ones I just think oh dear, you're making it even worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Should I stay or leave?'

'So many fakes'

'FFS ... (insert rant here)'

'Swingers - I thought you had sex. I can't get a meet, even for coffee'"
join a cofeee morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where are all the slags"

And newbies who let the attention go to their heads and consequently update their status every 20 minutes with something shouty or diva-ish ("36753 messages in 12 minutes, for goodness sake" etc)

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I like the witty ones, but some are almost Darwinian. I had a wink the other week from someone with an appallingly bad status update; their wink wasn't responded to.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

thought I'd better change mine after reading the comments,hope it's more realistic now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"thought I'd better change mine after reading the comments,hope it's more realistic now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Where are all the slags"

And newbies who let the attention go to their heads and consequently update their status every 20 minutes with something shouty or diva-ish ("36753 messages in 12 minutes, for goodness sake" etc)"
haha love it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Last day as a site supporter will i renew?

Who cares ... Its only a fiver!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last day as a site supporter will i renew?

Who cares ... Its only a fiver! "
a diver is a lot if you do not have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cringe at people bitching about other folks statuses and profiles,,i mean who cares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cringe at people bitching about other folks statuses and profiles,,i mean who cares"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't really feel the need to be kept up-to-date with people's menstruation cycles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We don't really feel the need to be kept up-to-date with people's menstruation cycles.

"
or issues

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By *igjrvMan
over a year ago

blackwood

If you message me without face pics you will be blocked..... pmsl. usually from people with no public pics or haven't been varfied.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I like the witty ones, but some are almost Darwinian. I had a wink the other week from someone with an appallingly bad status update; their wink wasn't responded to.

We're all waiting to hear what it was now Tina ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I cringe at people bitching about other folks statuses and profiles,,i mean who cares"

I cringe at people bitching about other people who are bitching about other folks statuses .... I mean who cares

The cycle is endless

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