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"I have thick dark hair, so if I didn't time my undercarriage I'd have a thicket surrounding my cock. If I shaved I'd have regrowth that felt like that sandpaper you buy to strip paint. So I trim up top and epilate the rest. Yes, I epilate my cock and balls. Yes it smarts a little, but I stay smooth and the regrowth is soft and fine. I've had the odd little nick every now and then, but I've just had what I would class as my first ever epilator injury. I didn't hold the scrotal skin quite tight enough and the epilator grabbed a good inch of skin (that's how "not quite tight enough it was") and decided to pull the whole lot into its rotors. Thankfully it jammed on my floppy ball-sack skin, rather than rip it to shreds and create plum jam. So, once it jammed, after a few tries I managed to turn the thing off and force the rotors to reverse-up a bit and release my knackered knackers. I'm now in an Epsom Salt bath in need of sympathy, kisses better and amazing powers of recovery and recuperation. Anyone able to help? " aww bless im wincing at the whole situation..you can have a kiss if you want one..wear soft undies for a few days and be more careful next time xx | |||
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"I have thick dark hair, so if I didn't time my undercarriage I'd have a thicket surrounding my cock. If I shaved I'd have regrowth that felt like that sandpaper you buy to strip paint. So I trim up top and epilate the rest. Yes, I epilate my cock and balls. Yes it smarts a little, but I stay smooth and the regrowth is soft and fine. I've had the odd little nick every now and then, but I've just had what I would class as my first ever epilator injury. I didn't hold the scrotal skin quite tight enough and the epilator grabbed a good inch of skin (that's how "not quite tight enough it was") and decided to pull the whole lot into its rotors. Thankfully it jammed on my floppy ball-sack skin, rather than rip it to shreds and create plum jam. So, once it jammed, after a few tries I managed to turn the thing off and force the rotors to reverse-up a bit and release my knackered knackers. I'm now in an Epsom Salt bath in need of sympathy, kisses better and amazing powers of recovery and recuperation. Anyone able to help? " Sounds like a scene from a film. *stifles laughter* sorry | |||
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"I have thick dark hair, so if I didn't time my undercarriage I'd have a thicket surrounding my cock. If I shaved I'd have regrowth that felt like that sandpaper you buy to strip paint. So I trim up top and epilate the rest. Yes, I epilate my cock and balls. Yes it smarts a little, but I stay smooth and the regrowth is soft and fine. I'm crossing my legs in sympathy. Ouchyyyyyy, Hope it eases real soon. I've had the odd little nick every now and then, but I've just had what I would class as my first ever epilator injury. I didn't hold the scrotal skin quite tight enough and the epilator grabbed a good inch of skin (that's how "not quite tight enough it was") and decided to pull the whole lot into its rotors. Thankfully it jammed on my floppy ball-sack skin, rather than rip it to shreds and create plum jam. So, once it jammed, after a few tries I managed to turn the thing off and force the rotors to reverse-up a bit and release my knackered knackers. I'm now in an Epsom Salt bath in need of sympathy, kisses better and amazing powers of recovery and recuperation. Anyone able to help? " | |||
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"I have thick dark hair, so if I didn't time my undercarriage I'd have a thicket surrounding my cock. If I shaved I'd have regrowth that felt like that sandpaper you buy to strip paint. So I trim up top and epilate the rest. Yes, I epilate my cock and balls. Yes it smarts a little, but I stay smooth and the regrowth is soft and fine. I've had the odd little nick every now and then, but I've just had what I would class as my first ever epilator injury. I didn't hold the scrotal skin quite tight enough and the epilator grabbed a good inch of skin (that's how "not quite tight enough it was") and decided to pull the whole lot into its rotors. Thankfully it jammed on my floppy ball-sack skin, rather than rip it to shreds and create plum jam. So, once it jammed, after a few tries I managed to turn the thing off and force the rotors to reverse-up a bit and release my knackered knackers. I'm now in an Epsom Salt bath in need of sympathy, kisses better and amazing powers of recovery and recuperation. Anyone able to help? " Oh my, that sounds so painful! Hope you recover soon! | |||
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"At what point would it be appropriate to admit that I took a photo before even attempting to extract jammed skin? " Hillarious ![]() | |||
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"At what point would it be appropriate to admit that I took a photo before even attempting to extract jammed skin? " Some morbid part of me wants to see it ![]() | |||
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"At what point would it be appropriate to admit that I took a photo before even attempting to extract jammed skin? " Upload said pic or if didn't happen! Perhaps we can get it to most fabbed??!! Seriously though ouch! Hope it feels better soon. X | |||
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"At what point would it be appropriate to admit that I took a photo before even attempting to extract jammed skin? " you hoping it becomes a fetish or are you a sadomasochist? did you stand up and see if it would enhance ball torture? ![]() | |||
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"At what point would it be appropriate to admit that I took a photo before even attempting to extract jammed skin? " There's a site for that. | |||
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"Everyone who laughed is immediately on my block list. Fuxkers ![]() It's funny though...come on. | |||
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"I done this with a lip before. Not one of my finest moments." My fanny shrank at that. | |||
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"I done this with a lip before. Not one of my finest moments." Upper or lower? | |||
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"I done this with a lip before. Not one of my finest moments. Upper or lower? " Downstairs dangly ones. | |||
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"I done this with a lip before. Not one of my finest moments." I'vr not done that but it reminds me of when I somehow managed to get a massive ingrown hair on a "lower lip." Couldn't see it to do anything to it ![]() | |||
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"Everyone who laughed is immediately on my block list. Fuxkers ![]() I knew you lot would think that it was flippin hilarious. Evil bastards the lot of you ![]() | |||
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"At what point would it be appropriate to admit that I took a photo before even attempting to extract jammed skin? There's a site for that." Yes here ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ooh brought tears to my eyes x have you tried waxing x" Waxing hurts my skin. I've done this for years this has never happened. | |||
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"At what point would it be appropriate to admit that I took a photo before even attempting to extract jammed skin? There's a site for that. Yes here ![]() ![]() A new meeting type needed Mods, thank you ![]() | |||
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"At what point would it be appropriate to admit that I took a photo before even attempting to extract jammed skin? " I do hope you'll be posting it. | |||
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"Ooh brought tears to my eyes x have you tried waxing x Waxing hurts my skin. I've done this for years this has never happened. " Were ya watchin' Antiques Roadshow or what? | |||
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"I done this with a lip before. Not one of my finest moments. Upper or lower? Downstairs dangly ones." You're made for each other. ![]() | |||
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"I done this with a lip before. Not one of my finest moments. Upper or lower? Downstairs dangly ones. You're made for each other. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I done this with a lip before. Not one of my finest moments. Upper or lower? Downstairs dangly ones. You're made for each other. ![]() One of us didn't take a photo or go seeking sympathy for it though ![]() | |||
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"Everyone who laughed is immediately on my block list. Fuxkers ![]() Block list? I was hoping I'd made it to your fuck list! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I done this with a lip before. Not one of my finest moments. Upper or lower? Downstairs dangly ones. You're made for each other. ![]() ![]() The misnomer of the weaker sex. ![]() | |||
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"I done this with a lip before. Not one of my finest moments. Upper or lower? Downstairs dangly ones. You're made for each other. ![]() ![]() I'm happy to offer you belated, retrospective sympathy! Ouch! ![]() | |||
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"At what point would it be appropriate to admit that I took a photo before even attempting to extract jammed skin? " that's a step to far ouch titter titter ![]() | |||
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"Please upload the pic ![]() Yes, um no. Hmm. Morbid curiosity now. | |||
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"Please upload the pic ![]() It could serve as a warning to others ![]() | |||
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"Please upload the pic ![]() That's the most amusing bit of the story. TT is such a fan of the selfie that there was a part of his brain thinking he needed to capture for a Fab avatar challenge. ![]() | |||
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"I have no idea what an epilater even is ? Sounds painful though ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes incase your wondering I done my head first ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I have no idea what an epilater even is ? Sounds painful though ![]() ![]() ![]() Epilator is a set of rollers that grab and pull out hairs. X | |||
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"I have no idea what an epilater even is ? Sounds painful though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() An epilator is a motorised, rolling hair plucker. | |||
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"I have no idea what an epilater even is ? Sounds painful though ![]() ![]() ![]() Is that actually an invention of this era ? Sounds like some sort of medieval torture device ![]() | |||
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"Good fucking christ, man. You best swaddle your hanging garden of Babylon in the finest silks and coddle it until it forgives you ![]() ![]() One word came to mind.. FUCK Isn't coddle an iris made by simmering sliced sausage and potato.. I think that's just adding more injury to an already insulted, lacerated and macerated ball sac! Once again..FUCK | |||
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"I have no idea what an epilater even is ? Sounds painful though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Na I think I shall stick to the hair shears ![]() | |||
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"Everyone who laughed is immediately on my block list. Fuxkers ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't think it would get past the self-harming photo rules ![]() | |||
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"Everyone who laughed is immediately on my block list. Fuxkers ![]() I was worth it, I'm still laughing ![]() | |||
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"Good fucking christ, man. You best swaddle your hanging garden of Babylon in the finest silks and coddle it until it forgives you ![]() ![]() I don't think fucking would be a good idea right now. ![]() | |||
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"Please upload the pic ![]() ![]() I *had* to capture the moment ![]() | |||
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"Everyone who laughed is immediately on my block list. Fuxkers ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Gotta be worth a try! ![]() | |||
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"Good fucking christ, man. You best swaddle your hanging garden of Babylon in the finest silks and coddle it until it forgives you ![]() ![]() And there goes my tea ![]() | |||
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"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/549084 TT, just seen your comment on here ![]() Famous last words. The gods always punish hubris. ![]() | |||
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"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/549084 TT, just seen your comment on here ![]() Snorting now. | |||
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"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/549084 TT, just seen your comment on here ![]() ![]() I posted that afterwards ![]() | |||
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"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/549084 TT, just seen your comment on here ![]() ![]() ![]() A forum liar then, but as you've already taken your punishment we'll have to forgive you. | |||
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"Good fucking christ, man. You best swaddle your hanging garden of Babylon in the finest silks and coddle it until it forgives you ![]() ![]() Not sure about the cooking terminology, but in this sense it means to treat something very gently and tenderly. I hope OP realised this ![]() | |||
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"Ouch, sudocreme fixes everything ![]() ![]() Sudocreme or bepanthen really do fix pretty much anything! | |||
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"Ouch, sudocreme fixes everything ![]() ![]() Except your pretty cushion cover that you accidentally got sudocreme on ![]() | |||
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"Pic has been accepted! " Heading for top fabbed ![]() | |||
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"Pic has been accepted! " Oh jaysus wept. | |||
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"Pic has been accepted! " . Oh dear lord, somebody pass the eye bleach ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Pic has been accepted! " Oh my gawd & wtf all at the same time ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Pic has been accepted! " So funny you took a pic! Is your scrote normally that size or had it swelled up a little bit? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What does it say about the females of Fab that I've had more fabs and messages for an epilator incident than for anything else? (okay, that's a lie, but it's been a lot!)" warped sense of humour? | |||
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"Pic has been accepted! So funny you took a pic! Is your scrote normally that size or had it swelled up a little bit? ![]() ![]() I think it's a funny angle (I normally take more time with my pics...). I am quite pendulous, but that angle seems to exaggerate this somehow! | |||
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"Pic has been accepted! So funny you took a pic! Is your scrote normally that size or had it swelled up a little bit? ![]() ![]() Knock a man when hes down ![]() | |||
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"Pic has been accepted! So funny you took a pic! Is your scrote normally that size or had it swelled up a little bit? ![]() ![]() Yes I noticed you didn't move your clothes airer ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Pic has been accepted! So funny you took a pic! Is your scrote normally that size or had it swelled up a little bit? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And I *always* clear the background before a photo! | |||
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"Pic has been accepted! So funny you took a pic! Is your scrote normally that size or had it swelled up a little bit? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ha, you beat me to it ![]() | |||
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"i just love the fact you have a pink epilator ![]() ![]() They don't do them in manly colours and give them manly names like Ultra Extreme Hair Ripper, with added lava extract. | |||
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"Is it bad that I want a chicken wing?" Best post! You win ![]() | |||
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"Pic has been accepted! So funny you took a pic! Is your scrote normally that size or had it swelled up a little bit? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"i just love the fact you have a pink epilator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"i just love the fact you have a pink epilator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh, and nobody has asked this: but yes, I finished epilating after I unwedged my sack from the spinning hair rippers! " You're an epilatory Bond. I'm....I have no words. | |||
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"Hahahaha! You poor thing! You could have a career as a comedic writer. That or sheep shearer. I was wondering about the pros and cons of epilating my foof as the plucked chicken look I'm currently sporting is doing me no favours. " 2 years and this has been the first mishap! | |||
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"Oh, and nobody has asked this: but yes, I finished epilating after I unwedged my sack from the spinning hair rippers! " I know you're a completer/finisher but that's ridiculous! ![]() | |||
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"What does it say about the females of Fab that I've had more fabs and messages for an epilator incident than for anything else? (okay, that's a lie, but it's been a lot!)" Really My reaction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ&sns=em | |||
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"Oh, and nobody has asked this: but yes, I finished epilating after I unwedged my sack from the spinning hair rippers! " Such a trooper. Good man ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh, and nobody has asked this: but yes, I finished epilating after I unwedged my sack from the spinning hair rippers! Such a trooper. Good man ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I actually got more sympathy than I expected (ie none)! I thought you lot would appreciate a laugh! | |||
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"Is it bad that I want a chicken wing? Best post! You win ![]() What do I win? ![]() | |||
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"Is it bad that I want a chicken wing? Best post! You win ![]() ![]() Cake seems to be the normal prize. Really, we need Hatter to organise a tea party. | |||
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"Is it bad that I want a chicken wing? Best post! You win ![]() ![]() Are you fit for travelling to such a party? | |||
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"Are you fit for travelling to such a party? " In all honesty, there's not a mark on me. My sack is seemingly quite formidable ![]() | |||
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"Is it bad that I want a chicken wing? Best post! You win ![]() ![]() I'm not eating cake right now. | |||
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"Are you fit for travelling to such a party? In all honesty, there's not a mark on me. My sack is seemingly quite formidable ![]() You clearly have balls of steel. | |||
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"Are you fit for travelling to such a party? In all honesty, there's not a mark on me. My sack is seemingly quite formidable ![]() Be careful. The MOD will be all over your crotch in search of its protective secrets soon. | |||
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"OK, pic has gone now! Thanks for the sympathy, messages of support, fabs for the ridiculous photo and unexpectedly-gentle mocking. It was almost worth it ![]() You might need to change your name to Mr Cojones. | |||
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"OK, pic has gone now! Thanks for the sympathy, messages of support, fabs for the ridiculous photo and unexpectedly-gentle mocking. It was almost worth it ![]() You will wank you self gently to sleep too niiiiight. You know it. | |||
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"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa ![]() I know thats what i thought!! Sorry fella, that's you out of action for ohhh, 6 months right??? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I have thick dark hair, so if I didn't time my undercarriage I'd have a thicket surrounding my cock. If I shaved I'd have regrowth that felt like that sandpaper you buy to strip paint. So I trim up top and epilate the rest. Yes, I epilate my cock and balls. Yes it smarts a little, but I stay smooth and the regrowth is soft and fine. I've had the odd little nick every now and then, but I've just had what I would class as my first ever epilator injury. I didn't hold the scrotal skin quite tight enough and the epilator grabbed a good inch of skin (that's how "not quite tight enough it was") and decided to pull the whole lot into its rotors. Thankfully it jammed on my floppy ball-sack skin, rather than rip it to shreds and create plum jam. So, once it jammed, after a few tries I managed to turn the thing off and force the rotors to reverse-up a bit and release my knackered knackers. I'm now in an Epsom Salt bath in need of sympathy, kisses better and amazing powers of recovery and recuperation. Anyone able to help? " Twat. Lol | |||
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"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa ![]() ![]() ![]() Yup!! He should just retire. No good to any of us now. ![]() | |||
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"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ooh! Haven't seen you lately Estella! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oi. Stoppit you. Don't bait me.... ![]() | |||
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"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry to disappoint you PB, but I'm going to have the forum ladies busy looking after me and giving me kisses better for quite some time. ![]() | |||
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"How's the knackers this evening? " One magic Epsom salt bath last night and good as new - just keep that quiet, otherwise I'll miss out on those kisses better from ladies dressed in skimpy nurses outfits! | |||
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"Aw. I missed the pic. I am both relieved and feeling like I missed out." I had to look with one eye open. .. ![]() | |||
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"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa ![]() That's sympathy, right? ![]() | |||
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"How's the knackers this evening? One magic Epsom salt bath last night and good as new - just keep that quiet, otherwise I'll miss out on those kisses better from ladies dressed in skimpy nurses outfits! " As I said last night, balls of steel. | |||
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"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Your just fishing for a "Nurses Outfit Tuesday" thread huh!! ![]() | |||
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"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Shush man, we'll all benefit from that ![]() | |||
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"Oh no! Hope your ok TT. I've had a simler miss hap with my labia. Big sloppy kisses. Xxx" They'll hopefully work when needed ![]() | |||
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"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa ![]() ![]() Anyone into watersports? I actually peed myself a little whilst laughing. ....cue Tena Lady, pelvic floor muscle jokes here..... No sympathy whatsoever. Also, epilators do come in colours other than pink. Nothing wrong with pink, but be honest - you *chose* it. ![]() | |||
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"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ladies, you heard the man, he needs nursing STAT!! Post up your most caring pics for him (us) to feast his (our) eyes on. This man needs his bollocks back in action ASAP! We will all happily share his pain (well virtually) ![]() | |||
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"At what point would it be appropriate to admit that I took a photo before even attempting to extract jammed skin? " Aha ! So you are really more of a masochist ? (I get that you would not want to repeat this accident so just wanted proof ?) Hugs janie x | |||
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"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Now that I can do! | |||
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"Bwahahahaaahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Great. That was my Saturday photo challenge ![]() ![]() | |||
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