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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

fart when out shopping and casually back in to it to check if it smells or not before moving on??

carry it on.....do you ever....

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the queue for Argos once, I sneezed 3 times, farting very loudly with the last sneeze. 2 people moved further away, 1 man left the queue altogether but the person behind me stayed put. It was very embarrassing. XXX

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

OMG... just horrible

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Do you ever casually sidle up to a fanciable person and just sniff to see if you find them really fanciable?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

You should have called this thread 'Confessions of Weirdos'

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You should have called this thread 'Confessions of Weirdos' "

I thought it was hypothetical 'do you ever...' comments but I'll take weirdo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you ever when sharing and dishing out a take away. always give yourself a bigger piece of the pizza or a bigger share of a curry etc

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"OMG... just horrible "

ahhhhh lighten up!!!!

do you ever.....want to take trhe do not disturb signs off people's doors in hotels??

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"You should have called this thread 'Confessions of Weirdos' "

you say it as if being weird is a bad thing?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I was in the queue for Argos once, I sneezed 3 times, farting very loudly with the last sneeze. 2 people moved further away, 1 man left the queue altogether but the person behind me stayed put. It was very embarrassing. XXX"

That made me giggle

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Do you ever casually sidle up to a fanciable person and just sniff to see if you find them really fanciable?

"

Yes.. I'm not the only one.

Someone can look great, then yo get close and their personal smell spoils it all.

Nita

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

hahahahaha no but bloody nasty when you're the unsuspecting shopper that walks into someone's left over fart and then the person behinds you think you're the culprit and gives u that glare of disapproval haha

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"hahahahaha no but bloody nasty when you're the unsuspecting shopper that walks into someone's left over fart and then the person behinds you think you're the culprit and gives u that glare of disapproval haha"

mwahahahahahahaha

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By *ple from LeicCouple
over a year ago

Leicester


"I was in the queue for Argos once, I sneezed 3 times, farting very loudly with the last sneeze. 2 people moved further away, 1 man left the queue altogether but the person behind me stayed put. It was very embarrassing. XXX"

That was so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not nice but whilst having a panic attack in morrisons I have actually shat my pants lost all control of body function mot good was sobbing my heart out so embarrassing but could not help it so that trumps your fart x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Not nice but whilst having a panic attack in morrisons I have actually shat my pants lost all control of body function mot good was sobbing my heart out so embarrassing but could not help it so that trumps your fart x"

oh no!!! thats awful x

(but a little bit of me likes the use of trumps and fart together....clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work in car sales and dropped one accidentally on a test drive. It was a Sunday morning and I'd been out for Curry and beers the night before. Needless to say that car remained unsold!

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By *ple from LeicCouple
over a year ago

Leicester


"I used to work in car sales and dropped one accidentally on a test drive. It was a Sunday morning and I'd been out for Curry and beers the night before. Needless to say that car remained unsold!"

Thats a good one L

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you ever feel other shoppers think you've just tried robbing something when "there's an unusual item in the bagging area?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to work in car sales and dropped one accidentally on a test drive. It was a Sunday morning and I'd been out for Curry and beers the night before. Needless to say that car remained unsold!

Thats a good one L"

It wasn't good explaining to my sales manager why the customer walked away!

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over a year ago

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