FabSwingers.com forum: Clues that a woman is attached and playing away?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She nags for an hour about you not putting the bin out before you get a 2 minute fumble with the lights off, her nightie still buttoned up to the neck.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She nags for an hour about you not putting the bin out before you get a 2 minute fumble with the lights off, her nightie still buttoned up to the neck. "

She cooks your tea on time

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She can meet when there's football on the TV and her husband won't even realise she's gone out

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She gets in bed, then pretends to be asleep xxx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

She puts the toilet seat down without complaining.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She spots your DIY disasters

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

She has a headache frequently

Miss

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She won't get too attached and doesn't come with more chips than Harry Ramsdens.

Oh wait, we're just doing silly answers?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She folds your pants when you get undressed

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She won't get too attached and doesn't come with more chips than Harry Ramsdens.

Oh wait, we're just doing silly answers?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She automatically looks for cobwebs on your ceiling

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

This just isn't as funny as the other one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

She asks if she can watch Bake Off while you fuck her

She has that glazed look in her eye that tells you she is trying to remember if she has enough ham left to make hubby's sandwiches later.

She says things like "Gosh, you're so much smaller than my husband, but at least you don't take as long"

Mr ddc

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This just isn't as funny as the other one

Maybe *those* people went offline as their partner came home.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"This just isn't as funny as the other one

Maybe *those* people went offline as their partner came home.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wears her wedding dress to meet you. Although that could be a fetish.

Sarah

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She happily expects you perform oral sex on her when she hasn't had chance to shave and finds it hilarious that your face now looks like hers does when you can't be arsed !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This just isn't as funny as the other one

actually find it funnier as females are funny creatures

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She still has her chain attached to the sink.

I know I'm stereotyping.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I met someone I actually said "well my husband doesn't mind doing it!"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greedy buggers- all cheats are greedy.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Greedy buggers- all cheats are greedy. "

You could say that swingers are greedy too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Last time I met someone I actually said "well my husband doesn't mind doing it!"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Greedy buggers- all cheats are greedy. "

Abso-fuckin-lutely

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This just isn't as funny as the other one

The other one was funny?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This just isn't as funny as the other one

The other one was funny?

Not so much.

I'm a hypocrite though.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Greedy buggers- all cheats are greedy.

Abso-fuckin-lutely

Oh *that's* why I'm fat. I knew there was a reason

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

She knows her place.

(Do you peeps know how hard it is to try to keep these threads on track, whilst simultaneously dodging thrown household items?

)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's difficulty for a long term singleton to understand the reasons why people would cheat, like the extra things you seek why not just get the guy you already have to do them, if it's something sexual that they've never done how did a relationship even progress in the first place if sex was shit. I just don't understand it. I'd be a banging wife, would iron all his stuff, make a shit hot dinner box for him to take to work every day, wasted, I'm wasted!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She knows her place.

(Do you peeps know how hard it is to try to keep these threads on track, whilst simultaneously dodging thrown household items?

Duck

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She knows her place.

(Do you peeps know how hard it is to try to keep these threads on track, whilst simultaneously dodging thrown household items?

You're doing sterling work. Now go and put the bins out (or similar stereotypical husband job)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"She knows her place.

(Do you peeps know how hard it is to try to keep these threads on track, whilst simultaneously dodging thrown household items?

)

You're doing sterling work. Now go and put the bins out (or similar stereotypical husband job)"

Yes dear.

{tugs forelock and backs out of room obsequiously...}

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...

if it's something sexual that they've never done how did a relationship even progress in the first place if sex was shit.

... "

I'm sorry to chop your post up... but...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

The Wild Wetness

The wedding ring is a dead give away.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She makes the bed afterwards

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She makes the bed afterwards "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

shes comes in with a ball and chain attached to her ankles ..

(joke)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it wrong that I actually wish mine would? Lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it wrong that I actually wish mine would? Lol"

Look for the milfs with anklets.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Is it wrong that I actually wish mine would? Lol

Look for the milfs with anklets. "

That's his Christmas pressie idea for her sorted

Mr ddc

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She nags for an hour about you not putting the bin out before you get a 2 minute fumble with the lights off, her nightie still buttoned up to the neck.

She cooks your tea on time"

Cooked tea sounds awful, I love a strong cup but...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

I would not play around if I were attached. I would love him and cherish him and cook his meals and tidy up the house for him and give him bjs and listen to him talk football rubbish for hours and ...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"She knows her place.

(Do you peeps know how hard it is to try to keep these threads on track, whilst simultaneously dodging thrown household items?

That is how one knows a man is attached.

Everytime you approach him, he ducks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread