FabSwingers.com forum: Clues that someone is attached and playing away?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ask you not to wear perfume when you meet them.

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Car seat in back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they just want to kiss your neck?

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Actually child seat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really? We're doing this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask you not to wear perfume when you meet them.

Oh no that's just because of my asthma. Yep that's it ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not giving away my secrets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why give away the indicators?!

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

they drive a people carrier, they can only meet weekdays in the daytime mostly.

they wear a wedding ring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos of men in bathroom showing a selection of hair products and perfumes in the background.

Men/women who can only do daytime meets.

Cannot accommodate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they're upfront enough to tell you in the first place maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wife drops them off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask you not to wear perfume when you meet them.

No one has ever asked me this & vice versa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does everyone frown upon playing away or are their people who are happy so long as the guy doesn't try and hide it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might ask someone not to wear strong aftershave but that's because I'm allergic to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does everyone frown upon playing away or are their people who are happy so long as the guy doesn't try and hide it?"

Some prefer married, some are indifferent some don't want to play with attached people.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Ask you not to wear perfume when you meet them.

When I first started meeting and didn't ask about marital status a guy turned up with shower gel and perfume and asked me to shower and spray the perfume as they were what his wife wore and he didn't want to leave a scent trail!

Needless to say he was promptly sent packing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it's best to let everyone know from the off that i am married would never try to hide it so people can't claim they are unaware

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does everyone frown upon playing away or are their people who are happy so long as the guy doesn't try and hide it?"

I don't have a problem with it if they're honest about it from the get go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh one of those threads..

A lot of people will be honest and just tell you. Others wont, you could be meeting someone that's attached without even realising it.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Wife drops them off."

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh one of those threads..

A lot of people will be honest and just tell you. Others wont, you could be meeting someone that's attached without even realising it. "

Yes of course we could be, and if that's the case I better not get another phone call from his wife/gf calling me a slag!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely judgemental thread guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot that are playing away in secret are not very good at hiding it

it's very funny sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other half will meet longs there honest....

Online times are a good sign, messege type (We call them tiolet time replies). And a few of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very rushed meet would usually be a sign to me

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By *aughtyladyYummymanCouple
over a year ago

In a place not far from Exeter

"Ask you not to wear perfume when you meet them.

Needless to say he was promptly sent packing! "

Omg really!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of my business if they're married or not.

Not my monkey, not my circus.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I always thought the most obvious sign (on a man) was that haunted, desperate, terrified look of resignation in the eyes that all married men have.

Or is that just my eyes?

{runs and hides}

Oh, and when they get a text asking them to get some milk on the way home...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Car seat in back.

I don't understand how thats a sign? Some singles actually look after their kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh one of those threads..

A lot of people will be honest and just tell you. Others wont, you could be meeting someone that's attached without even realising it.

Yes of course we could be, and if that's the case I better not get another phone call from his wife/gf calling me a slag!!!

There are a lot of people that wont admit to being in relationships on sites like this. If your meeting 'single' profiles then there's always a chance that it will happen unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wife drops them off."

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Oh one of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Car seat in back.

You can be single with a car seat.

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

"Lovely judgemental thread guys."

Some spend more time sherlocking & analysing the type of people they aint seeking than they do the people they claim to be seeking.

I suppose if you spend much time slating many others there comes a point when you feel better about yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww bless. Why the upset people? You got no sense of humour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Car seat in back.

I don't understand how thats a sign? Some singles actually look after their kids"

When i first met my partner he had car seats in his car because he has his children on a regular basis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask you not to wear perfume when you meet them.

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the wife dropped them off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww bless. Why the upset people? You got no sense of humour?

I did think that. Maybe it's my dark humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They crack under interrogation !We find waterboarding works best

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

As someone who is the other woman and has been for years.. knowing the reality of him leaving my bed to return to their picture perfect home is horrible.

Knowing I love a man who will never choose me is heartbreaking

Being let down is painful.

He has on one occasion been a bit funny after I sprayed some perfume. I did it without thinking. It hurt and still does but that's the reality. As much as I want him to leave her I also know it won't happen and its now me who is more careful about things than he is. Its okay for me to get hurt but I know she doesn't deserve it. These situations never play out well on here. Usually the married person is some selfish fuck wit in the eyes of the forumites and women like me are heartless and uncaring or deluded.

Fact is both are probably true in many ways.

There are countless threads and judgements made on "cheats"

I try to avoid them usually.

Reality is we are all adults and we all have faults.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh one of those threads..

A lot of people will be honest and just tell you. Others wont, you could be meeting someone that's attached without even realising it.

Yes of course we could be, and if that's the case I better not get another phone call from his wife/gf calling me a slag!!!

There are a lot of people that wont admit to being in relationships on sites like this. If your meeting 'single' profiles then there's always a chance that it will happen unfortunately."

I know I fully understand that, I hope they understand, I have more of a better judgement now having experienced that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They offer to meet you on their way to the tip as its the only time they can get out the house on Sunday's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Car seat in back.

Not really an indicator. Im single with 2 car seats in back.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Lovely judgemental thread guys."

Only if you allow it to be, Miss H.

I just blindly assume threads like this are tongue-in-cheek and treat them accordingly

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Say you'll meet at their's and see their reaction obviously there are a multitude of reasons as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Car seat in back.

Not really an indicator. Im single with 2 car seats in back. "

I have a car seat because I'm a carer to children with additional needs and disabilities

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

When halfway through the meet they get a call from their other half and have the phones volume so high that you can hear both sides of the conversation.

This actually happened to me with someone who had claimed to unattached. I wasn't impressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww bless. Why the upset people? You got no sense of humour?

I did think that. Maybe it's my dark humour. "

It's a great thread... for all the wrong reasons..

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Ask you not to wear perfume when you meet them.

Needless to say he was promptly sent packing! "

Seriously,bloody hell cheeky git!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does everyone frown upon playing away or are their people who are happy so long as the guy doesn't try and hide it?"

I refuse to meet married men, playing with fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say you'll meet at their's and see their reaction obviously there are a multitude of reasons as well"

Yeah the amount of men in their 30's and 40's "sharing with a mate" is staggering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww bless. Why the upset people? You got no sense of humour?

Huh?

I'm fully equipped with a sense of humour thank you.

I just don't find this funny in the least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They use a can of Impulse in their pics to measure their cock against.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lovely judgemental thread guys.

Only if you allow it to be, Miss H.

I just blindly assume threads like this are tongue-in-cheek and treat them accordingly

I've seen this thread subject before, starts out as a giggle, possibly the true intention, doesn't take long for them to turn.

I think if people concentrated on what they were doing and had some fun instead of being full of righteous judgemental indignation about something that's nothing to do with them, life would be a lot more fun.

I'm out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They wear odd socks ! Only wives lose socks in the washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Car seat in back.

Not really an indicator. Im single with 2 car seats in back.

I have a car seat because I'm a carer to children with additional needs and disabilities

I have 3 car seats and only 1 child

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

"Aww bless. Why the upset people? You got no sense of humour?

Fab forum sherlocking & analysing and general fishwiffery qualifies as 'humour' lmfao.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If people are so unhappy trapped in their lives why don't they leave?

Never understood this myself as surely you owe it to both of you to be happy.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Aww bless. Why the upset people? You got no sense of humour?

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"Lovely judgemental thread guys.

Only if you allow it to be, Miss H.

I just blindly assume threads like this are tongue-in-cheek and treat them accordingly

I've seen this thread subject before, starts out as a giggle, possibly the true intention, doesn't take long for them to turn.

I'm out."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Car seat in back.

Not really an indicator. Im single with 2 car seats in back.

I have a car seat because I'm a carer to children with additional needs and disabilities

I have 3 car seats and only 1 child

It's good to have options

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dent on their ring finger is a bit of a give away. When they turn up at the hotel still wearing the ring that gave them the dent it kinda comfirms it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Car seat in back.

Not really an indicator. Im single with 2 car seats in back.

I have a car seat because I'm a carer to children with additional needs and disabilities

I have 3 car seats and only 1 child

You're definitely cheating then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As someone who is the other woman and has been for years.. knowing the reality of him leaving my bed to return to their picture perfect home is horrible.

Knowing I love a man who will never choose me is heartbreaking

Being let down is painful.

Fact is both are probably true in many ways.

There are countless threads and judgements made on "cheats"

I try to avoid them usually.

Reality is we are all adults and we all have faults. "

You deserve so much better X

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Say you'll meet at their's and see their reaction obviously there are a multitude of reasons as well

Yeah the amount of men in their 30's and 40's "sharing with a mate" is staggering

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lovely judgemental thread guys.

Only if you allow it to be, Miss H.

I just blindly assume threads like this are tongue-in-cheek and treat them accordingly

I've seen this thread subject before, starts out as a giggle, possibly the true intention, doesn't take long for them to turn.

I'm out."

Think I'd best retire from the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people post on threads to express their public "disgust" while hiding their phone from their other half.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Car seat in back.

Not really an indicator. Im single with 2 car seats in back.

I have a car seat because I'm a carer to children with additional needs and disabilities

I have 3 car seats and only 1 child

You're definitely cheating then

Must be! Now I'm a bit annoyed, why do I always put the bins out?! Mind you, at least he never leaves the seat up.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Lovely judgemental thread guys.

Only if you allow it to be, Miss H.

I just blindly assume threads like this are tongue-in-cheek and treat them accordingly

I've seen this thread subject before, starts out as a giggle, possibly the true intention, doesn't take long for them to turn.

I'm out."

My face generally ends up looking like one of Trademark's posts as I read the various posts:

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Lovely judgemental thread guys.

Only if you allow it to be, Miss H.

I just blindly assume threads like this are tongue-in-cheek and treat them accordingly

I've seen this thread subject before, starts out as a giggle, possibly the true intention, doesn't take long for them to turn.

I'm out."

I know what you're saying Markoh but is it the people playing away that aren't quite so amused with this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As someone who is the other woman and has been for years.. knowing the reality of him leaving my bed to return to their picture perfect home is horrible.

Knowing I love a man who will never choose me is heartbreaking

Being let down is painful.

Fact is both are probably true in many ways.

There are countless threads and judgements made on "cheats"

I try to avoid them usually.

Reality is we are all adults and we all have faults. "

Everyone as faults, when me and my partner wanted our relationship to be open we new there was a risk, we both Sat and agreed you don't get to control emotions and feelings and just accept things may hurt one way or another. As you say why we can't control how we feel but we are are adults and only where to blame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you pick them up from "round the corner".

Or you pick them up from home...and hubby waves you off......both happened to me recently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lovely judgemental thread guys.

Only if you allow it to be, Miss H.

I just blindly assume threads like this are tongue-in-cheek and treat them accordingly

I've seen this thread subject before, starts out as a giggle, possibly the true intention, doesn't take long for them to turn.

I'm out.

I know what you're saying Markoh but is it the people playing away that aren't quite so amused with this thread

Nope.

My hubby knows.

It's the sheer number of people on a swinging site slating other humans they know nothing about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say you'll meet at their's and see their reaction obviously there are a multitude of reasons as well

Yeah the amount of men in their 30's and 40's "sharing with a mate" is staggering

So every single man in his 30s and 40s is expected to own a property now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lovely judgemental thread guys.

Only if you allow it to be, Miss H.

I just blindly assume threads like this are tongue-in-cheek and treat them accordingly

I've seen this thread subject before, starts out as a giggle, possibly the true intention, doesn't take long for them to turn.

I'm out.

My face generally ends up looking like one of Trademark's posts as I read the various posts:

I just get tempted to write FFS after every piece of stated "evidence".

Would fill the thread up quick and get it closed I suppose.

Silver linings 'n' all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lovely judgemental thread guys.

Only if you allow it to be, Miss H.

I just blindly assume threads like this are tongue-in-cheek and treat them accordingly

I've seen this thread subject before, starts out as a giggle, possibly the true intention, doesn't take long for them to turn.

I'm out.

My face generally ends up looking like one of Trademark's posts as I read the various posts:

I just get tempted to write FFS after every piece of stated "evidence".

Would fill the thread up quick and get it closed I suppose.

Silver linings 'n' all.

ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lovely judgemental thread guys.

Only if you allow it to be, Miss H.

I just blindly assume threads like this are tongue-in-cheek and treat them accordingly

I've seen this thread subject before, starts out as a giggle, possibly the true intention, doesn't take long for them to turn.

I'm out.

I know what you're saying Markoh but is it the people playing away that aren't quite so amused with this thread

Still none of my biz though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say you'll meet at their's and see their reaction obviously there are a multitude of reasons as well

Yeah the amount of men in their 30's and 40's "sharing with a mate" is staggering

So every single man in his 30s and 40s is expected to own a property now?"

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lovely judgemental thread guys.

Only if you allow it to be, Miss H.

I just blindly assume threads like this are tongue-in-cheek and treat them accordingly

I've seen this thread subject before, starts out as a giggle, possibly the true intention, doesn't take long for them to turn.

I'm out.

My face generally ends up looking like one of Trademark's posts as I read the various posts:

I just get tempted to write FFS after every piece of stated "evidence".

Would fill the thread up quick and get it closed I suppose.

Silver linings 'n' all.

ffs "

Are we at 175 yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say you'll meet at their's and see their reaction obviously there are a multitude of reasons as well

Yeah the amount of men in their 30's and 40's "sharing with a mate" is staggering

So every single man in his 30s and 40s is expected to own a property now?

Yep

Good luck with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say you'll meet at their's and see their reaction obviously there are a multitude of reasons as well

Yeah the amount of men in their 30's and 40's "sharing with a mate" is staggering

So every single man in his 30s and 40s is expected to own a property now?

Yep

Excellent. Lend me £250k.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attached people feel so guilty they think every post is about them.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Lovely judgemental thread guys.

Only if you allow it to be, Miss H.

I just blindly assume threads like this are tongue-in-cheek and treat them accordingly

I've seen this thread subject before, starts out as a giggle, possibly the true intention, doesn't take long for them to turn.

I'm out.

I know what you're saying Markoh but is it the people playing away that aren't quite so amused with this thread

Nope.

My hubby knows.

It's the sheer number of people on a swinging site slating other humans they know nothing about. "

Look I'm not going to get all serious because I know the absolute devastation an affair causes,myself and my children know all to well,but to be honest thread's like this may actually help someone in knowing some of the signs. I would go absolutely ape shit if someone lied to me,yes I know someone may well have done that already,but that's the chance I take,I don't meet quickly so if someone does they may get bored and move on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say you'll meet at their's and see their reaction obviously there are a multitude of reasons as well

Yeah the amount of men in their 30's and 40's "sharing with a mate" is staggering

So every single man in his 30s and 40s is expected to own a property now?

Yep

Good luck with that"

Haha of course i don't expect that, but in real life i don't know one single person, male or female, of that age sharing with mates, plenty married, and plenty living alone though.

I'm not saying it doesnt happen of course, i was commenting on the amount on here who say they do. Tongue in cheek

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I apologise if anyone is offended, it was just a Sunday morning laugh. It's just a forum , the Internet, not to be taken too seriously. I'll go back to trying to find Peter Parker.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Lovely judgemental thread guys.

Only if you allow it to be, Miss H.

I just blindly assume threads like this are tongue-in-cheek and treat them accordingly

I've seen this thread subject before, starts out as a giggle, possibly the true intention, doesn't take long for them to turn.

I'm out.

I know what you're saying Markoh but is it the people playing away that aren't quite so amused with this thread

Still none of my biz though.

Nar mine,just keep the fuck away from me

. No you by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They call you their partners name!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wails* I don't want some husband/wife phoning me up and hurling abuse at me.....

Don't give strangers your phone number or use a burner.

Wails* I don't want some husband/wife turning up on my doorstep causing a scene.

Don't tell strangers where you live or invite them into your home.

Couldn't be that easy could it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I apologise if anyone is offended, it was just a Sunday morning laugh. It's just a forum , the Internet, not to be taken too seriously. I'll go back to trying to find Peter Parker."

Don't be silly, no need to apologise, it's been fun! Beats a fuck, kiss, avoid thread any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lovely judgemental thread guys.

Only if you allow it to be, Miss H.

I just blindly assume threads like this are tongue-in-cheek and treat them accordingly

I've seen this thread subject before, starts out as a giggle, possibly the true intention, doesn't take long for them to turn.

I'm out.

I know what you're saying Markoh but is it the people playing away that aren't quite so amused with this thread

Still none of my biz though.

Nar mine,just keep the fuck away from me

No you by the way

I'm glad you added the second line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I apologise if anyone is offended, it was just a Sunday morning laugh. It's just a forum , the Internet, not to be taken too seriously. I'll go back to trying to find Peter Parker."

Theres nobody offended, relax with the apologies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say you'll meet at their's and see their reaction obviously there are a multitude of reasons as well

Yeah the amount of men in their 30's and 40's "sharing with a mate" is staggering

So every single man in his 30s and 40s is expected to own a property now?

Yep

Good luck with that

Haha of course i don't expect that, but in real life i don't know one single person, male or female, of that age sharing with mates, plenty married, and plenty living alone though.

I'm not saying it doesnt happen of course, i was commenting on the amount on here who say they do. Tongue in cheek

All your single friends must be minted so or else the rent in derbyshire is piss cheap!!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

His underwear has been ironed.

Before he leaves he always has to ask "Do you know where my car keys are, dear?"

He always meekly puts the toilet seat down.

He asks you to hide in the wardrobe whenever the doorbell goes.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Lovely judgemental thread guys.

Only if you allow it to be, Miss H.

I just blindly assume threads like this are tongue-in-cheek and treat them accordingly

I've seen this thread subject before, starts out as a giggle, possibly the true intention, doesn't take long for them to turn.

I'm out.

I know what you're saying Markoh but is it the people playing away that aren't quite so amused with this thread

Still none of my biz though.

Nar mine,just keep the fuck away from me

No you by the way

I'm glad you added the second line.

Unless you are married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freshly ironed handkerchiefs !

I m sticking to thread Thursdays rant day I believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww bless. Why the upset people? You got no sense of humour?

I was thinking that, this thread seems to have touched a few nerves

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I apologise if anyone is offended, it was just a Sunday morning laugh. It's just a forum , the Internet, not to be taken too seriously. I'll go back to trying to find Peter Parker.

Don't be silly, no need to apologise, it's been fun! Beats a fuck, kiss, avoid thread any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I apologise if anyone is offended, it was just a Sunday morning laugh. It's just a forum , the Internet, not to be taken too seriously. I'll go back to trying to find Peter Parker.

Don't be silly, no need to apologise, it's been fun! Beats a fuck, kiss, avoid thread any day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I apologise if anyone is offended, it was just a Sunday morning laugh. It's just a forum , the Internet, not to be taken too seriously. I'll go back to trying to find Peter Parker.

Theres nobody offended, relax with the apologies"

Thanks Bananaman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I apologise if anyone is offended, it was just a Sunday morning laugh. It's just a forum , the Internet, not to be taken too seriously. I'll go back to trying to find Peter Parker.

Theres nobody offended, relax with the apologies"

Not NOT offended.

just these threads usually bring out the -holier than thou' types sneering at people they don't know.

I have stopped judging due to a very sad experience.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Say you'll meet at their's and see their reaction obviously there are a multitude of reasons as well

Yeah the amount of men in their 30's and 40's "sharing with a mate" is staggering

So every single man in his 30s and 40s is expected to own a property now?

Yep

Good luck with that

Haha of course i don't expect that, but in real life i don't know one single person, male or female, of that age sharing with mates, plenty married, and plenty living alone though.

I'm not saying it doesnt happen of course, i was commenting on the amount on here who say they do. Tongue in cheek

All your single friends must be minted so or else the rent in derbyshire is piss cheap!!"

Cheeky devil,I own my home in Derbyshire. Ok it may be piss cheap,but I own it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His underwear has been ironed.

Before he leaves he always has to ask "Do you know where my car keys are, dear?"

He always meekly puts the toilet seat down.

He asks you to hide in the wardrobe whenever the doorbell goes. "

*scans forum for ironed undies profile pics*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lovely judgemental thread guys.

Only if you allow it to be, Miss H.

I just blindly assume threads like this are tongue-in-cheek and treat them accordingly

I've seen this thread subject before, starts out as a giggle, possibly the true intention, doesn't take long for them to turn.

I'm out.

I know what you're saying Markoh but is it the people playing away that aren't quite so amused with this thread

Still none of my biz though.

Nar mine,just keep the fuck away from me

No you by the way

I'm glad you added the second line.

Unless you are married

Been there, done that, not again thanks.....

Unless your asking....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I apologise if anyone is offended, it was just a Sunday morning laugh. It's just a forum , the Internet, not to be taken too seriously. I'll go back to trying to find Peter Parker.

Theres nobody offended, relax with the apologies

Not NOT offended.

just these threads usually bring out the -holier than thou' types sneering at people they don't know.

I have stopped judging due to a very sad experience.

How is having a giggle at tell take signs the same as 'judging' someone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww bless. Why the upset people? You got no sense of humour?

I was thinking that, this thread seems to have touched a few nerves"

Yes I'm finding some of the ones who claim it's none of their business are getting more annoyed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say you'll meet at their's and see their reaction obviously there are a multitude of reasons as well

Yeah the amount of men in their 30's and 40's "sharing with a mate" is staggering

So every single man in his 30s and 40s is expected to own a property now?

Yep

Good luck with that

Haha of course i don't expect that, but in real life i don't know one single person, male or female, of that age sharing with mates, plenty married, and plenty living alone though.

I'm not saying it doesnt happen of course, i was commenting on the amount on here who say they do. Tongue in cheek

All your single friends must be minted so or else the rent in derbyshire is piss cheap!!

Cheeky devil,I own my home in Derbyshire. Ok it may be piss cheap,but I own it

Im willing to bet the price of an average property in dublin is about twice the price of the equivalent in derbyshire! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say you'll meet at their's and see their reaction obviously there are a multitude of reasons as well

Yeah the amount of men in their 30's and 40's "sharing with a mate" is staggering

So every single man in his 30s and 40s is expected to own a property now?

Yep

Good luck with that

Haha of course i don't expect that, but in real life i don't know one single person, male or female, of that age sharing with mates, plenty married, and plenty living alone though.

I'm not saying it doesnt happen of course, i was commenting on the amount on here who say they do. Tongue in cheek

All your single friends must be minted so or else the rent in derbyshire is piss cheap!!"

I'm sure it's a lot cheaper than places like Dublin, although i'm really not interested in discussing property prices .

I think you're taking this far too seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They re up to date with soap opera storylines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a funny old thread......... Made me smile in places and frown in another

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I know what you're saying Markoh but is it the people playing away that aren't quite so amused with this thread

Still none of my biz though.

Nar mine,just keep the fuck away from me

No you by the way

I'm glad you added the second line.

Unless you are married

Been there, done that, not again thanks.....

Unless your asking....

Fuck no been there done that,beside's my wedding dress went astray in my house move,where the heck that went will alway's be a blooming mystery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say you'll meet at their's and see their reaction obviously there are a multitude of reasons as well

Yeah the amount of men in their 30's and 40's "sharing with a mate" is staggering

So every single man in his 30s and 40s is expected to own a property now?

Yep

Good luck with that

Haha of course i don't expect that, but in real life i don't know one single person, male or female, of that age sharing with mates, plenty married, and plenty living alone though.

I'm not saying it doesnt happen of course, i was commenting on the amount on here who say they do. Tongue in cheek

All your single friends must be minted so or else the rent in derbyshire is piss cheap!!

I'm sure it's a lot cheaper than places like Dublin, although i'm really not interested in discussing property prices .

I think you're taking this far too seriously

Im really not, just debunking your idea of a tell tale sign before it becomes a 'thing' on here. Thats all

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Say you'll meet at their's and see their reaction obviously there are a multitude of reasons as well

Yeah the amount of men in their 30's and 40's "sharing with a mate" is staggering

So every single man in his 30s and 40s is expected to own a property now?

Yep

Good luck with that

Haha of course i don't expect that, but in real life i don't know one single person, male or female, of that age sharing with mates, plenty married, and plenty living alone though.

I'm not saying it doesnt happen of course, i was commenting on the amount on here who say they do. Tongue in cheek

All your single friends must be minted so or else the rent in derbyshire is piss cheap!!

Cheeky devil,I own my home in Derbyshire. Ok it may be piss cheap,but I own it

Im willing to bet the price of an average property in dublin is about twice the price of the equivalent in derbyshire! Haha"

Stupid you for living there then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what you're saying Markoh but is it the people playing away that aren't quite so amused with this thread

Still none of my biz though.

Nar mine,just keep the fuck away from me

No you by the way

I'm glad you added the second line.

Unless you are married

Been there, done that, not again thanks.....

Unless your asking....

Fuck no been there done that,beside's my wedding dress went astray in my house move,where the heck that went will alway's be a blooming mystery

Blame the removals man. He might be on here.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wash their cock with hand soap and water post sex.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Say you'll meet at their's and see their reaction obviously there are a multitude of reasons as well

Yeah the amount of men in their 30's and 40's "sharing with a mate" is staggering

So every single man in his 30s and 40s is expected to own a property now?

Yep

Good luck with that

Haha of course i don't expect that, but in real life i don't know one single person, male or female, of that age sharing with mates, plenty married, and plenty living alone though.

I'm not saying it doesnt happen of course, i was commenting on the amount on here who say they do. Tongue in cheek

All your single friends must be minted so or else the rent in derbyshire is piss cheap!!

I'm sure it's a lot cheaper than places like Dublin, although i'm really not interested in discussing property prices .

I think you're taking this far too seriously

Psss I think he may be,don't tell him I said that though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the thread is so lighthearted, why no funny comments on clues to spot if women are playing away?

It's just been ways to spot married men playing away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say you'll meet at their's and see their reaction obviously there are a multitude of reasons as well

Yeah the amount of men in their 30's and 40's "sharing with a mate" is staggering

So every single man in his 30s and 40s is expected to own a property now?

Yep

Good luck with that

Haha of course i don't expect that, but in real life i don't know one single person, male or female, of that age sharing with mates, plenty married, and plenty living alone though.

I'm not saying it doesnt happen of course, i was commenting on the amount on here who say they do. Tongue in cheek

All your single friends must be minted so or else the rent in derbyshire is piss cheap!!

I'm sure it's a lot cheaper than places like Dublin, although i'm really not interested in discussing property prices .

I think you're taking this far too seriously

Im really not, just debunking your idea of a tell tale sign before it becomes a 'thing' on here. Thats all"

But it is one of OUR tell tale signs. You'd think so too if you lived in a piss poor town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car seat - check

Bathroom with girly products - check

Don't have people around - check

I think I may have gotten married and realised it

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Ask you not to wear perfume when you meet them.

Needless to say he was promptly sent packing!

Omg really!! "

Yep! Even had the cheek to say he couldn't go yet as he'd told his wife he had a meeting and she'd be suspicious if he returned to the office early!

I picked up one of my perfume bottles and started spraying. He was a 50 year old man...Usain Bolt wouldn't have caught him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the thread is so lighthearted, why no funny comments on clues to spot if women are playing away?

It's just been ways to spot married men playing away

If your not having sex one of you is getting it elsewhere

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Unless your asking....

Fuck no been there done that,beside's my wedding dress went astray in my house move,where the heck that went will alway's be a blooming mystery

Blame the removals man. He might be on here.......

"
I have done a couple of marriage proposals maybe it's one of them,marriage and dress included

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wash their cock with hand soap and water post sex. "

Or ask to jump in your shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wash their cock with hand soap and water post sex. "

Bollocks! I always do that after sex! Haha

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

Anyone that cannot accommodate anyone else be it a single fem, single male or a couple....can only be a clue to cheating

Or it it only when single males cannot accom that is the case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the thread is so lighthearted, why no funny comments on clues to spot if women are playing away?

It's just been ways to spot married men playing away

Because married women are allowed too with no fear of retribution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww bless. Why the upset people? You got no sense of humour?

My thoughts exactly. I've yet to see any condemnation. Perhaps it's guilt

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Unless your asking....

Fuck no been there done that,beside's my wedding dress went astray in my house move,where the heck that went will alway's be a blooming mystery

Blame the removals man. He might be on here.......

I have done a couple of marriage proposals maybe it's one of them,marriage and dress included

*had not done

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

He has no idea of the price of a pint of milk.

When asked his favourite biscuit he tells you he's not allowed biscuits.

When asked his opinion on any topic, he has to check with the wife first.

During foreplay he has to keep checking his 'to do' list (Mrs ddc helpfully sticks post-it notes on her body with instructions - I'm totally lost without them)

When you swallow, he faints in shock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the thread is so lighthearted, why no funny comments on clues to spot if women are playing away?

It's just been ways to spot married men playing away

Because married women are allowed too with no fear of retribution

Mostly I think single women are honest about it. As ever it's the honesty not the action. People are trying to spot men playing away as they do so more on here and are less likely to be honest about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless your asking....

Fuck no been there done that,beside's my wedding dress went astray in my house move,where the heck that went will alway's be a blooming mystery

Blame the removals man. He might be on here.......

I have done a couple of marriage proposals maybe it's one of them,marriage and dress included

Bargain!!!!!!!! 2 for 1 deal. Sorted.

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Anyone that cannot accommodate anyone else be it a single fem, single male or a couple....can only be a clue to cheating

Or it it only when single males cannot accom that is the case

I never assume that about single men as I have the same problem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the thread is so lighthearted, why no funny comments on clues to spot if women are playing away?

It's just been ways to spot married men playing away

"
That's easy I manage to satisfy her sexually in my usual three minute wonder ,she helps make the bed up after and tells me to get the lawns cut before she leaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He has no idea of the price of a pint of milk.

When asked his favourite biscuit he tells you he's not allowed biscuits.

When asked his opinion on any topic, he has to check with the wife first.

During foreplay he has to keep checking his 'to do' list (Mrs ddc helpfully sticks post-it notes on her body with instructions - I'm totally lost without them)

When you swallow, he faints in shock "

Don't agree with a to do list?

How would he read it with the lights off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask you not to wear perfume when you meet them.

Needless to say he was promptly sent packing!

Omg really!!

Yep! Even had the cheek to say he couldn't go yet as he'd told his wife he had a meeting and she'd be suspicious if he returned to the office early!

I picked up one of my perfume bottles and started spraying. He was a 50 year old man...Usain Bolt wouldn't have caught him!

This made me giggle!

I wonder if he'd put as much thought into your meet as he did covering it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess we could all just use its your marriage to risk line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girly bedding in they're pics

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"If the thread is so lighthearted, why no funny comments on clues to spot if women are playing away?

From my point of view, because I value my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lovely judgemental thread guys.

Only if you allow it to be, Miss H.

I just blindly assume threads like this are tongue-in-cheek and treat them accordingly

I've seen this thread subject before, starts out as a giggle, possibly the true intention, doesn't take long for them to turn.

I'm out.

Think I'd best retire from the forums.

Ignore them. I've seen less indignation on threads slating those committing adultery.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Blame the removals man. He might be on here.......

I have done a couple of marriage proposals maybe it's one of them,marriage and dress included

Bargain!!!!!!!! 2 for 1 deal. Sorted.

I don't think I'd fit in it any more

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

"Attached people feel so guilty they think every post is about them.

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Ask you not to wear perfume when you meet them.

No one has ever asked me this & vice versa."

I got asked not to wear perfume and body spray but there is no issue with it now

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"He has no idea of the price of a pint of milk.

When asked his favourite biscuit he tells you he's not allowed biscuits.

When asked his opinion on any topic, he has to check with the wife first.

During foreplay he has to keep checking his 'to do' list (Mrs ddc helpfully sticks post-it notes on her body with instructions - I'm totally lost without them)

When you swallow, he faints in shock

Don't agree with a to do list?

How would he read it with the lights off?

That's why I always insist on a candlelit scene. It's not romance, just practicality

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Girly bedding in they're pics

Actually their decor has made me wonder at time's

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Say you'll meet at their's and see their reaction obviously there are a multitude of reasons as well

Yeah the amount of men in their 30's and 40's "sharing with a mate" is staggering

So every single man in his 30s and 40s is expected to own a property now?

Yep

Good luck with that

Haha of course i don't expect that, but in real life i don't know one single person, male or female, of that age sharing with mates, plenty married, and plenty living alone though.

I'm not saying it doesnt happen of course, i was commenting on the amount on here who say they do. Tongue in cheek

All your single friends must be minted so or else the rent in derbyshire is piss cheap!!"

To be fair I don't know anyone in their 40's or 50's that live in shared accommodation/with parents either and I live in London!

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

"Aww bless. Why the upset people? You got no sense of humour?

My thoughts exactly. I've yet to see any condemnation. Perhaps it's guilt

People who incessantly discuss & generalise cheating as if to amplify their disgust of it. After all it could only ever be others but not them playing away

Could be a sign. After all cheaters usually display a great veneer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought it's best to let everyone know from the off that i am married would never try to hide it so people can't claim they are unaware "

Well, the username is a bit of a giveaway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone that cannot accommodate anyone else be it a single fem, single male or a couple....can only be a clue to cheating

Or it it only when single males cannot accom that is the case

I never assume that about single men as I have the same problem!"

We don't automatically think it but definitely makes us suspicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You suck on the neck slightly and they jump off in horror

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I apologise if anyone is offended, it was just a Sunday morning laugh. It's just a forum , the Internet, not to be taken too seriously. I'll go back to trying to find Peter Parker.

Theres nobody offended, relax with the apologies

Not NOT offended.

just these threads usually bring out the -holier than thou' types sneering at people they don't know.

I have stopped judging due to a very sad experience.

How is having a giggle at tell take signs the same as 'judging' someone? "

I couldn't work that out either...but hey ho!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone that cannot accommodate anyone else be it a single fem, single male or a couple....can only be a clue to cheating

Or it it only when single males cannot accom that is the case

I can't accommodate but not because I have a partner. One reason is I don't want a stranger at my home because I last time I ended up with a stalker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You suck on the neck slightly and they jump off in horror

But i hate that too, cant stand any marks on my neck...hold on, have i gotten fucking married without knowing it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only meet in the day when my daughter is at school and I'm about as single as they come!

Cannot accommodate always rings alarm bells, won't upload face pictures.

Female grooming products in the bathroom as another poster mentioned or family photos/general stuff you'd find in a women's handbag in the background. These kind of pictures crack me up. If you're going to cheat and deceive people at least be half way good at it!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

He arrives bearing a face-mask with a picture of his wife on it, asks you to put it on, then spends the whole time sobbing uncontrollably "Oh Marge*, I'm so, so sorry"

Or is that just me?

*other wive's names are available...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually child seat.

So single guys cant have kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought it's best to let everyone know from the off that i am married would never try to hide it so people can't claim they are unaware

Well, the username is a bit of a giveaway

Damn and their was me thinking it was rather cryptic, back to the drawing board

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"If the thread is so lighthearted, why no funny comments on clues to spot if women are playing away?

It's just been ways to spot married men playing away

There was one further up...easy to overlook but it's there! Can't control who answers...*maybe* men don't care?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the thread is so lighthearted, why no funny comments on clues to spot if women are playing away?

It's just been ways to spot married men playing away

Because married women are allowed too with no fear of retribution

Any hole's a goal inc wedding ring? From the male perspective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You suck on the neck slightly and they jump off in horror

But i hate that too, cant stand any marks on my neck...hold on, have i gotten fucking married without knowing it??"

All tongue and cheek remember

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Anyone that cannot accommodate anyone else be it a single fem, single male or a couple....can only be a clue to cheating

Tbf, anyone calling themselves 'a couple' is a pretty good clue in itself...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they're upfront enough to tell you in the first place maybe? "

This is what I'd say!

The vast majority of men I've met on fab have been honest enough to let me know if they're in a relationship - so I can make my own mind up whether to see them or not - it's one of the things I like most about fab!

And proportionally I'd imagine there are just as many women 'playing away' (for their own reasons!) as there are men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they're upfront enough to tell you in the first place maybe?

This is what I'd say!

And proportionally I'd imagine there are just as many women 'playing away' (for their own reasons!) as there are men! "

Exactly

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Anyone that cannot accommodate anyone else be it a single fem, single male or a couple....can only be a clue to cheating

Or it it only when single males cannot accom that is the case

I never assume it's because they're married, I assume it's because they think they're house is sacrosanct whilst mine is a knocking shop!

Hence I no longer meet anyone who can't accommodate.

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By *anklerMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"Car seat in back.

Not really an indicator. Im single with 2 car seats in back.

I have a car seat because I'm a carer to children with additional needs and disabilities

I have 3 car seats and only 1 child

Wel that's just greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do a lot of people on here, have no faith in themselves, to be able to read another person? When you chat to someone, surely you get what they're about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought it's best to let everyone know from the off that i am married would never try to hide it so people can't claim they are unaware "

Hi, same here. Jim

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

"When they're upfront enough to tell you in the first place maybe?

This is what I'd say!

And proportionally I'd imagine there are just as many women 'playing away' (for their own reasons!) as there are men! "

Their reasons, their business and up to them. But for sure it's not unique to single males as many would foolishly suggest.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Anyone that cannot accommodate anyone else be it a single fem, single male or a couple....can only be a clue to cheating

Or it it only when single males cannot accom that is the case

I never assume it's because they're married, I assume it's because they think they're house is sacrosanct whilst mine is a knocking shop!

Hence I no longer meet anyone who can't accommodate. "

I feel the same actually,if you won't accommodate me I'm not going to accommodate you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have a PI tailing them....and it's not Magnum

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

"Do a lot of people on here, have no faith in themselves, to be able to read another person? When you chat to someone, surely you get what they're about? "

How can you know if someone is married just by chatting to them. I dont expect or want to hear their life story i just want a bit of sex and company for an hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blame the removals man. He might be on here.......

I have done a couple of marriage proposals maybe it's one of them,marriage and dress included

Bargain!!!!!!!! 2 for 1 deal. Sorted.

I don't think I'd fit in it any more

I was thinking the removal man might be wearing it.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Do a lot of people on here, have no faith in themselves, to be able to read another person? When you chat to someone, surely you get what they're about? "

You can't really effectively do this online though can you,it's easier to lie sat behind a keyboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they're upfront enough to tell you in the first place maybe?

This is what I'd say!

And proportionally I'd imagine there are just as many women 'playing away' (for their own reasons!) as there are men!

Their reasons, their business and up to them. But for sure it's not unique to single males as many would foolishly suggest. "

1. Numbers - more non-single single men than women so a greater problem.

2. Cheating is viewed differently by the genders.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Blame the removals man. He might be on here.......

I have done a couple of marriage proposals maybe it's one of them,marriage and dress included

Bargain!!!!!!!! 2 for 1 deal. Sorted.

I don't think I'd fit in it any more

I was thinking the removal man might be wearing it.

Oh I'm with you

They were pretty slim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They have a PI tailing them....and it's not Magnum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do a lot of people on here, have no faith in themselves, to be able to read another person? When you chat to someone, surely you get what they're about?

You can't really effectively do this online though can you,it's easier to lie sat behind a keyboard "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a woman a while back we had coffee a bit of light play then we walked to cars agreed to meet again next week upon spying my son's car seat she asked is that your car I said yes oh she said got in hers and sped off hence to say on going on fab to arrange our next meet found a message saying I don't do married guys and blocked but as a single guy I have my son weekends and odd nights so why wouldn't I have a car seat and why would I hide it

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