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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it

Am I being unreasonable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it

Am I being unreasonable? "

Yes and no.

Onesies are a blight but nevertheless very warm in minus 5 chill.

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By *antasticMrsFoxMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it

Am I being unreasonable? "

Meet in the middle.....cut a crotch panel out for easy access......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maibe she will use the wand those times lol.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Probably.

Try removing it slowly and sensuously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're being quite lenient. In my opinion it's grounds for divorce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Onesies are wrong on every level.

They're just oversized romper suits

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it

Am I being unreasonable? "

Willing to bet you'll cave before she does!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd agree with you with one exception. A Pikachu onesie. Pikachu's are HOTT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't see how they are warmer for girls when you have to strip down to pee? Surely pj's at least keep your torso warm when you do?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it

Am I being unreasonable? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a santa onesie.

I wear it throughout Christmas.

Unashamedly.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it

Am I being unreasonable? "

If she bought a onesie,

she doesn't want sex.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it

Am I being unreasonable?

No. The only acceptable "oneie" is overalls.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it

Am I being unreasonable?

If she bought a onesie,

she doesn't want sex.

Or this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the heating on full Chucky and swett her out of it

Everyone's a winner ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my onesie and I love sex too! After sex I would definitely put it on!

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By *antasticMrsFoxMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Has she got crocs to go with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd agree with you with one exception. A Pikachu onesie. Pikachu's are HOTT!"

I've got a pikachu onesie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually is there a niche in the market for front flap access?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually is there a niche in the market for front flap access?"

Like kangaroo ?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it

Am I being unreasonable?

No. The only acceptable "oneie" is overalls. "

Or mortorbike leathers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it

Am I being unreasonable? "

Not at all ... they are extremely unsexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mrs has one but undone the undercarriage for easy access

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Actually is there a niche in the market for front flap access?"

Nobody's going to want,any kind of access,

if your wearing a onesie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually is there a niche in the market for front flap access?"

I get told off for calling lady parts flaps..

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Buy some old cowboy style butt flap longjohns, every time she dons the onesie you don them..No nookie works both ways

I reckon onesie's do for sex what the image of a cigar cutter does for your dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it

Am I being unreasonable?

Not at all ... they are extremely unsexy "

Does one have to be sexy all the time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her the zips get stuck at unfortunate tines,like needing a wee. I had a horrible panic attack trying to rip my one and only onesie off me,when the zip stuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it not do you women's heads in having to get out of them every time you need a piss ?

It's 1 stress your heads could do without

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I have a stag onsie bought by my daughters. .."you wear it outside or to a festival and we disown you" worn on cold winter nights before bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it not do you women's heads in having to get out of them every time you need a piss ?

It's 1 stress your heads could do without "

it is annoying to get out of

I dehydrate in the winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it

Am I being unreasonable? "

No you're not

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Actually is there a niche in the market for front flap access?

Nobody's going to want,any kind of access,

if your wearing a onesie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it not do you women's heads in having to get out of them every time you need a piss ?

It's 1 stress your heads could do without

it is annoying to get out of

I dehydrate in the winter

I couldn't be arsed with a onesie in n out in n out in n out

Fuk the flaps for easy access I'm dying for a piss, trying to dance your way out of a onesie

Onesies should made illegal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it not do you women's heads in having to get out of them every time you need a piss ?

It's 1 stress your heads could do without

it is annoying to get out of

I dehydrate in the winter

I couldn't be arsed with a onesie in n out in n out in n out

Fuk the flaps for easy access I'm dying for a piss, trying to dance your way out of a onesie

Onesies should made illegal "

I might design my own.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You are not being unreasonable. I'd go so far as to say it's grounds for divorce

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"You are not being unreasonable. I'd go so far as to say it's grounds for divorce "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't see how they are warmer for girls when you have to strip down to pee? Surely pj's at least keep your torso warm when you do?"

This. Has to be damn cold before I'll wear pj's either though. But I do have bed socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it not do you women's heads in having to get out of them every time you need a piss ?

It's 1 stress your heads could do without

it is annoying to get out of

I dehydrate in the winter

I couldn't be arsed with a onesie in n out in n out in n out

Fuk the flaps for easy access I'm dying for a piss, trying to dance your way out of a onesie

Onesies should made illegal

I might design my own."

Why not put press studs round ? Who invented the onesie ? Man or a Woman ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it

Am I being unreasonable? "

1 take Onesie to the garden

2 douse liberaly with petrol

3 ignight from a safe distance

4 tell Mrs Yahtzee she was right, it is nice an warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it not do you women's heads in having to get out of them every time you need a piss ?

It's 1 stress your heads could do without

it is annoying to get out of

I dehydrate in the winter

I couldn't be arsed with a onesie in n out in n out in n out

Fuk the flaps for easy access I'm dying for a piss, trying to dance your way out of a onesie

Onesies should made illegal

I might design my own.

Why not put press studs round ? Who invented the onesie ? Man or a Woman ?"

Little detatchable foot muffs

sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it not do you women's heads in having to get out of them every time you need a piss ?

It's 1 stress your heads could do without

it is annoying to get out of

I dehydrate in the winter

I couldn't be arsed with a onesie in n out in n out in n out

Fuk the flaps for easy access I'm dying for a piss, trying to dance your way out of a onesie

Onesies should made illegal

I might design my own.

Why not put press studs round ? Who invented the onesie ? Man or a Woman ?"

I don't know.

Press studs..

gooood idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alternatively, and keep this ultra secret, nobody must know except you and me OK...

superglue top poppers together so she can't get out of it, wait until bladder is full watch the dance of disgrace, then she will decide she doesn't like onesie's after all

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it

Am I being unreasonable?

If she bought a onesie,

she doesn't want sex.

Or this.

Lysistrata? Let's see how many more admit to having a onesie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it

Am I being unreasonable? "

I would imagine sex would be kind of impossible whiles she's wearing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I would say you are being unreasonable. She should be able to buy and Wear what she wants and not just items you approve of and find sexy.

As another poster said though, you'll give in before she does anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont be so mean put the heating on -

wife overheats and removes onesie - result

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my highest fab'd photos is me in a onesie.

#JustSayin

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Yes I would say you are being unreasonable. She should be able to buy and Wear what she wants and not just items you approve of and find sexy.

As another poster said though, you'll give in before she does anyway

True,She should be able to wear what she wants.

Although If she's wearing a onesie,

she shouldn't be expecting sex.

True again,you'll most likely give in before she does.

On the upside,your new partner will probably be wearing stockings.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

No. They're as off-putting as Uggs or Crocs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old folk should be issued with thermal onesies, and not receive the winter fuel supplement.

Not sexy, but do we have to be, all the time? If she wore it for a cosy night of fun, however, I would say that was unreasonable behaviour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it

Am I being unreasonable? "

No that's fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes I would say you are being unreasonable. She should be able to buy and Wear what she wants and not just items you approve of and find sexy.

As another poster said though, you'll give in before she does anyway

She has some ugly pyjamas (and some the very opposite) however the onesie is a line not to cross

And neither of us own a pair of crocs. Where is the shudder smilie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. They're as off-putting as Uggs or Crocs"

Uggs can be rather sexy with the right clothes on

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Who invented the onesie ? Man or a Woman ?"

Wasn't it Grampa Walton?

OP: assuming it's one of those animal ones, just buy her a ponytail buttplug and insist on only doing it doggy-style.

Everyone's a winner

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah especially in winter

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Possession of a onesie is grounds for immediate summary execution...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo unreasonable....

Grab one yourself ....

Chase her around the house in it......

Catch her.....

Roll around.....

Laugh.......

And when she is teased enough.......

Unzip yours.......

Step out of it......

Walk away ........

And say.........

"You are so sexy darling".....

"What a pity your onesie stops me feeling your beautiful body".....

Mmmmmm

"Would you like a brew".....

Mwah

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I have a kigurami and no plans at this time to wear it on a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it

Am I being unreasonable?

Willing to bet you'll cave before she does!

Was just thinking the same!

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Depends who's wearing it,if it was a nice nubile thin little thing what pleasure you could have peeling it off to get at what is underneath

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Mrs yahtzee had recently bought herself a onesie and she knows I hate them. Bearing this in mind I've said she won't get any sex ever when she is wearing it

Am I being unreasonable? "

Yup, at 30 years old, any man that didn't rip me out of whatever I was wearing to have his wicked way with me was not worth keeping!!

I don't have a onesie, but I think some of those animal ones are really cute, and I certainly wouldn't mind a naughty tiger chasing me round the bedroom lol, I find laughter one of the best aphrodisiacs.

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

To set things right my posting above is ment for a small thin woman not a child the wording was not quite right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she's in her onesie chances are sex really isn't on the cards for you anyway, your good lady is in comfy mode

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By *rotiquexxxMan
over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

Could be worse, could be a snuggie

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