FabSwingers.com forum: 'Just drive over, unzip and unload into my willing mouth'

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...these kind of profiles make anyone elses skin crawl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...these kind of profiles make anyone elses skin crawl?

none of my business whatsoever as to what other people enjoy.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I've never seen one like that

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By *hoenixandflamesCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"...these kind of profiles make anyone elses skin crawl?

With your profile, I can imagine you get a lot of gay guys (as that's basically *got* to be a gay guys profile).

It's a good sub / bottom.

No skin crawling here, but I think I'd have to be desperately horny to take advantage of it myself.

IMHO

Flames

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds like me with chocolate

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

It's just the way your mum is, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...these kind of profiles make anyone elses skin crawl?

There the best one's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's just the way your mum is, sorry. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Written by men , women or both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, not if it was a womans willing mouth lol

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"...these kind of profiles make anyone elses skin crawl?

none of my business whatsoever as to what other people enjoy."

when will people get this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not something I'd do but no doesn't make my skin crawl.

Different strokes for different folks.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Some men like stranger sex and giving blow jobs, each to their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dickleburgh?! Wtf phone? What even is that?!

I laughed.

Thought it very posho.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some men like stranger sex and giving blow jobs, each to their own "

That's fine, but giving it all up for absolutely anyone? (at least, that's what I deduce from the way such profiles are worded).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dickleburgh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dickleburgh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah not good

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Some men like stranger sex and giving blow jobs, each to their own

That's fine, but giving it all up for absolutely anyone? (at least, that's what I deduce from the way such profiles are worded)."

Yep, and why not if that's is what they want, it's no different to dogging or fucking some random bloke in a club, sex is sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dickleburgh.

I'm going to slide this into conversation.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Dickleburgh.

I'm keeping that for future use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dickleburgh.

I'm going to slide this into conversation.

This is going to haunt me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why should it concern you how others choose to conduct themselves on the site. Don't like it just block and move on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some men like stranger sex and giving blow jobs, each to their own

That's fine, but giving it all up for absolutely anyone? (at least, that's what I deduce from the way such profiles are worded)."

But it's fab. People like different sexual experiences. Some are less picky than others. It's not wrong. It's just not something that everyone chooses to do. We are all consenting adults on here. If it's legal, who are we to judge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dickleburgh.

I'm going to slide this into conversation.

This is going to haunt me.

It's brilliant though.

Our phones hate us.

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

"Dickleburgh.

I have to say I love this word made me smile, I'm just sooo curious of the word you had been going for,got to love tablet talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does your phone even throw up Dickleburgh as an option? What does it mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dickleburgh?! Wtf phone? What even is that?!

It's a fantastic word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does your phone even throw up Dickleburgh as an option? What does it mean?

type dick...gwan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does your phone even throw up Dickleburgh as an option? What does it mean?

It's a village in South Norfolk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok. Will give it a go.

Dickleburgh

oh yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick

Nope- my autocarrot is Fab- corrupted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok. Will give it a go.

Dickleburgh

oh yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it took ages for my phone to type penis and sex

it kept giving me Penistone and sexton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does your phone even throw up Dickleburgh as an option? What does it mean?

No fecking clue, only had the phone a couple of days, 1st time I've typed dick and that's what autocarrot figured I meant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Point me in the directions of these profiles. I'm too lazy to bother tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does your phone even throw up Dickleburgh as an option? What does it mean?

No fecking clue, only had the phone a couple of days, 1st time I've typed dick and that's what autocarrot figured I meant.

see above

(it's a village in Norfolk)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does your phone even throw up Dickleburgh as an option? What does it mean?

No fecking clue, only had the phone a couple of days, 1st time I've typed dick and that's what autocarrot figured I meant.

see above

(it's a village in Norfolk)"

I need to go visit. Get a photo with the sign post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dickleburgh?! Wtf phone? What even is that?!

Dickleburgh

. I want to visit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does your phone even throw up Dickleburgh as an option? What does it mean?

No fecking clue, only had the phone a couple of days, 1st time I've typed dick and that's what autocarrot figured I meant.

Autocarrot?? Your phone is not your friend tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does your phone even throw up Dickleburgh as an option? What does it mean?

No fecking clue, only had the phone a couple of days, 1st time I've typed dick and that's what autocarrot figured I meant.

see above

(it's a village in Norfolk)

I need to go visit. Get a photo with the sign post!

I think it sounds like a town somewhere in the U.S.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Dickleburgh.

I'm going to slide this into conversation.

Fnar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dickleburgh.

I'm going to slide this into conversation.

Fnar"

Snort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does your phone even throw up Dickleburgh as an option? What does it mean?

No fecking clue, only had the phone a couple of days, 1st time I've typed dick and that's what autocarrot figured I meant.

Autocarrot?? Your phone is not your friend tonight

That ones deliberate. Phone wanted to put autocorrelation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never seen one like that

Nor me ...must be missing out a vital word in the searches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does your phone even throw up Dickleburgh as an option? What does it mean?

No fecking clue, only had the phone a couple of days, 1st time I've typed dick and that's what autocarrot figured I meant.

Autocarrot?? Your phone is not your friend tonight

That ones deliberate. Phone wanted to put autocorrelation.

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a dickleburgh!!!! Get me one now!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Dickleburgh.

I'm going to slide this into conversation.

This is going to haunt me.

, great auto carrot though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a dickleburgh!!!! Get me one now!"

It's a village.

You can't have it!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

If Croft and Perry were writing a sitcom today, Dickleburgh would be a cracking place name..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If Croft and Perry were writing a sitcom today, Dickleburgh would be a cracking place name..

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

People on a site trawling for sex with strangers, saddling up and mounting their high horse to ride to moral high ground because other deviants do things differently to them.

You couldn't make this shit up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People on a site trawling for sex with strangers, saddling up and mounting their high horse to ride to moral high ground because other deviants do things differently to them.

You couldn't make this shit up!

But you could predict it though.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm more pleased that someone has managed to find what they need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time I feel the need to use a fake name somewhere, I'm totally being Dick LeBurgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Next time I feel the need to use a fake name somewhere, I'm totally being Dick LeBurgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People on a site trawling for sex with strangers, saddling up and mounting their high horse to ride to moral high ground because other deviants do things differently to them.

You couldn't make this shit up!

This

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By *pal2Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Not here to judge, all offers of sex from females considered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Next time I feel the need to use a fake name somewhere, I'm totally being Dick LeBurgh

glad to be useful!

Tempted to change my name...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dickleburgh. .. Yes my phone did it...

Oh things to chuckle to on a Monday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I saw that I would wonder if anyone responded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww Brian (not brain) I was hoping this would be a universal invite to the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a guy near me who offers this. It doesn't make my skin crawl, but I just can't understand what he gets out of the deal. I mean, he must enjoy it, but without getting anything back, I don't understand why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...these kind of profiles make anyone elses skin crawl?

The profiles? No. The constant stream of messages from guys on here? Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...these kind of profiles make anyone elses skin crawl?

The profiles? No. The constant stream of messages from guys on here? Yes"

Block single guys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...these kind of profiles make anyone elses skin crawl?

The profiles? No. The constant stream of messages from guys on here? Yes

Block single guys?

I would, but I have a friend I chat to on here.

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"...these kind of profiles make anyone elses skin crawl?

The profiles? No. The constant stream of messages from guys on here? Yes

Block single guys?

I would, but I have a friend I chat to on here.

But Your friend can message you back if you message them first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...these kind of profiles make anyone elses skin crawl?

The profiles? No. The constant stream of messages from guys on here? Yes

Block single guys?

I would, but I have a friend I chat to on here.

But Your friend can message you back if you message them first

Oh I didn't realise that. Filters getting applied!

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"...these kind of profiles make anyone elses skin crawl?

The profiles? No. The constant stream of messages from guys on here? Yes

Block single guys?

I would, but I have a friend I chat to on here.

But Your friend can message you back if you message them first

Oh I didn't realise that. Filters getting applied!"

Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...these kind of profiles make anyone elses skin crawl?

The profiles? No. The constant stream of messages from guys on here? Yes

Block single guys?

I would, but I have a friend I chat to on here.

But Your friend can message you back if you message them first

Oh I didn't realise that. Filters getting applied!"

Yeah anyone that you are already talikg to, or that you message first, is immune to filters.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...these kind of profiles make anyone elses skin crawl?

The profiles? No. The constant stream of messages from guys on here? Yes

Block single guys?

I would, but I have a friend I chat to on here.

But Your friend can message you back if you message them first

Oh I didn't realise that. Filters getting applied!

Yeah anyone that you are already talikg to, or that you message first, is immune to filters.x"

Filters have been applied, but it seems as though my viewed me and fabs have gone down? Would that have any effect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...these kind of profiles make anyone elses skin crawl?

The profiles? No. The constant stream of messages from guys on here? Yes

Block single guys?

I would, but I have a friend I chat to on here.

But Your friend can message you back if you message them first

Oh I didn't realise that. Filters getting applied!

Yeah anyone that you are already talikg to, or that you message first, is immune to filters.x

Filters have been applied, but it seems as though my viewed me and fabs have gone down? Would that have any effect?"

May affect that, you may show in less searches, it'll be the single blokes views and fabs that have dropped, a lot of women view in stealth anyway. You won't know if they've looked, unless they fab. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...these kind of profiles make anyone elses skin crawl?

The profiles? No. The constant stream of messages from guys on here? Yes

Block single guys?

I would, but I have a friend I chat to on here.

But Your friend can message you back if you message them first

Oh I didn't realise that. Filters getting applied!

Yeah anyone that you are already talikg to, or that you message first, is immune to filters.x

Filters have been applied, but it seems as though my viewed me and fabs have gone down? Would that have any effect?

Thats wicked. Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen a few male profiles saying similar and I'm sure most of the forum males have had a generic message from such a profile

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"...these kind of profiles make anyone elses skin crawl?

Yeh..I've noticed a few about. They seem to be from single women too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...these kind of profiles make anyone elses skin crawl?

I dunno, I've had a fantsay for years of going down on a woman I've never met or ever will again, giving her an orgasm and going about my day. Even hotter if it was on a train.

I don't see it as dirty or submissive, if she was really smelly I might back out though.

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