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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What qualities do you have to offer a sexy forumite?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Does it have to be a formite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing....i got nothing.

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does it have to be a formite"

Of course not....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it have to be a formite"

Not sure awkward would class as a positive...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do shorthand and I'm a fast touch Typist. Other than that, not much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nothing....i got nothing.

Fancy a fuck?

"

Not my thing but thanks anyway.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I have a great sense of humour, just as well as you definitely need it on here xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can do shorthand and I'm a fast touch Typist. Other than that, not much "

Now i know you have much more than that...good morning x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiny boobs lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I make really good coffee and an excellent apple scone to go with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take excellent photos and bring my own snacks

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Does it have to be a formite

Not sure awkward would class as a positive... "
i dont even know what your talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do shorthand and I'm a fast touch Typist. Other than that, not much

Now i know you have much more than that...good morning x"

Morning sexy X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pride myself on my cool calm exterior ladies but meet me and find out how hot I can make you feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an international man of mystery who can crack safes.

Seychelles anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Fresh bread, bacon, red or brown sauce, tea or coffee, all served naked form an orderly queue Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the perfect blend of naughty and nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this sounds like Cilla Black's Blind Date.

I'm a fiery yet funny woman with an exceptionally average middle finger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"this sounds like Cilla Black's Blind Date.

I'm a fiery yet funny woman with an exceptionally average middle finger."

With sexy freckles and a lady garden.....OMG...Heaven

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I can drive a forklift if they have anything heavy that needs moving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have boobs "

You certainly have a pair of beauties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got a flirty saucy sense of humour

fiery/fiesty in and out of the bedroom

and im all about pleasing the guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this sounds like Cilla Black's Blind Date.

I'm a fiery yet funny woman with an exceptionally average middle finger.

With sexy freckles and a lady garden.....OMG...Heaven "

they're not real, I used brown eyeliner....

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Sadly little til I'm recovered, but once I am....

BOOM!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have boobs "

You sure do and i love a chomp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sadly little til I'm recovered, but once I am....

BOOM!! "

I cant wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have boobs "

And wine! Don't forget the wine

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Give me a tick to think of something amazing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also have unusually sensitive nipples this morning though of course if you get too close I'll box you on the schnoz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What qualities do you have to offer a sexy forumite?

"

I'm not at all lazy, but I've just got out of bed to lay on the sofa.

I couldn't be arsed to wait for the kettle to boil for a cuppa, so I made milky coffee in the microwave.

Come and get me for sexy times.

Be prepared to do most of the work.....

#lovegod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What qualities do you have to offer a sexy forumite?

I'm not at all lazy, but I've just got out of bed to lay on the sofa.

I couldn't be arsed to wait for the kettle to boil for a cuppa, so I made milky coffee in the microwave.

Come and get me for sexy times.

Be prepared to do most of the work.....

#lovegod"

class!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have boobs

And wine! Don't forget the wine "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What qualities do you have to offer a sexy forumite?

I'm not at all lazy, but I've just got out of bed to lay on the sofa.

I couldn't be arsed to wait for the kettle to boil for a cuppa, so I made milky coffee in the microwave.

Come and get me for sexy times.

Be prepared to do most of the work.....

#lovegod"

*milky coffee*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can twist my tongue

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I have a good arse and give great blow jobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a good listener

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I mostly offer my qualities to non-forumites. I have boobs. Will that do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mostly offer my qualities to non-forumites. I have boobs. Will that do?"

It's a start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mostly offer my qualities to non-forumites. I have boobs. Will that do?"

Forumites have desires too y'know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it have to be a formite

Not sure awkward would class as a positive... i dont even know what your talking about"

It's a forum post, asking forum users how they would sell themselves to people in a lighthearted way to other people who may read and join in the thread, as is the way with Internet forums.

You'd sell yourself differently for a different purpose and audience, so the intention of the post was probably pretty damned obvious from the context (the Lounge forum on Fab), but just in case there was any doubt about it, the context, purpose, scope and intention were spelled out by the OP.

You know this because it's obvious. But you don't know what I'm talking about? Okay, fair enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lifted 60kg deadlift X 40 reps yesterday so I'm strong.....and a tad sore

I make great coffee and just finished writing a cookbook so I can whip us up something healthy and delicious....

Oh and I just love play time ....

Mwah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mostly offer my qualities to non-forumites. I have boobs. Will that do?

Forumites have desires too y'know. "

Boobs will get us men through the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make great coffee and mark is a plasterer so he's good at spreading

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Straight, mature, experienced, discreet, single and can accommodate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can touch type, I'm a wiz in Photoshop, and of course, sensual kisses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What qualities do you have to offer a sexy forumite?

"

No idea. I'm not one to brag about myself so I don't really look for my own qualities. I just be myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lifted 60kg deadlift X 40 reps yesterday so I'm strong.....and a tad sore

I make great coffee and just finished writing a cookbook so I can whip us up something healthy and delicious....

Oh and I just love play time ....

Mwah x "

And could probably snap me in half like a chickens lip

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Does it have to be a formite

Not sure awkward would class as a positive... i dont even know what your talking about

It's a forum post, asking forum users how they would sell themselves to people in a lighthearted way to other people who may read and join in the thread, as is the way with Internet forums.

You'd sell yourself differently for a different purpose and audience, so the intention of the post was probably pretty damned obvious from the context (the Lounge forum on Fab), but just in case there was any doubt about it, the context, purpose, scope and intention were spelled out by the OP.

You know this because it's obvious. But you don't know what I'm talking about? Okay, fair enough. "

If awkward is good then I offer my klutziness and inability to have a sense of direction. Some people find that endearing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lifted 60kg deadlift X 40 reps yesterday so I'm strong.....and a tad sore

I make great coffee and just finished writing a cookbook so I can whip us up something healthy and delicious....

Oh and I just love play time ....

Mwah x

And could probably snap me in half like a chickens lip"

A little strength is a good thing to open jars.... Is it not ..... Giggle ..... And it's easy to snap a chickens neck .... I'm sure ur neck is much stronger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10% off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something this good doesn't need selling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it have to be a formite

Not sure awkward would class as a positive... i dont even know what your talking about

It's a forum post, asking forum users how they would sell themselves to people in a lighthearted way to other people who may read and join in the thread, as is the way with Internet forums.

You'd sell yourself differently for a different purpose and audience, so the intention of the post was probably pretty damned obvious from the context (the Lounge forum on Fab), but just in case there was any doubt about it, the context, purpose, scope and intention were spelled out by the OP.

You know this because it's obvious. But you don't know what I'm talking about? Okay, fair enough.

If awkward is good then I offer my klutziness and inability to have a sense of direction. Some people find that endearing."

Is there any of your senses you are fully in control of ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something this good doesn't need selling "

Can't put a price label on perfection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something this good doesn't need selling

Can't put a price label on perfection"

Ohh me, I'm talking about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eager for beaver tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lifted 60kg deadlift X 40 reps yesterday so I'm strong.....and a tad sore

I make great coffee and just finished writing a cookbook so I can whip us up something healthy and delicious....

Oh and I just love play time ....

Mwah x

And could probably snap me in half like a chickens lip

A little strength is a good thing to open jars.... Is it not ..... Giggle ..... And it's easy to snap a chickens neck .... I'm sure ur neck is much stronger "

I said lip not neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lifted 60kg deadlift X 40 reps yesterday so I'm strong.....and a tad sore

I make great coffee and just finished writing a cookbook so I can whip us up something healthy and delicious....

Oh and I just love play time ....

Mwah x

And could probably snap me in half like a chickens lip

A little strength is a good thing to open jars.... Is it not ..... Giggle ..... And it's easy to snap a chickens neck .... I'm sure ur neck is much stronger

I said lip not neck"

I know.... Lips easy so I changed it to neck .... Obviously fell flat .... Epic fail on my part .... Whoops

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im offering a classy and relaxed meet tinged with Monty python humour, all mixed in a healthy, confident, filthy mind.

Great home made food and wine.............. Orgasms are not ensured..... but i will fake them if you are the needy type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im offering a classy and relaxed meet tinged with Monty python humour, all mixed in a healthy, confident, filthy mind.

Great home made food and wine.............. Orgasms are not ensured..... but i will fake them if you are the needy type."

Fake an orgasm ? How's that possible for a bloke ?

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

I would say buy don't want to sound too conceited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you can't be bothered reading my profile OP. You have no chance of reading this post. - blocked/ignored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a blue sky day.......

And it's here to stay.......

Wait no stop right there........

The sky is grey and overcast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if you can't be bothered reading my profile OP. You have no chance of reading this post. - blocked/ignored. "

I have no idea what on earth you are trying to say!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im offering a classy and relaxed meet tinged with Monty python humour, all mixed in a healthy, confident, filthy mind.

Great home made food and wine.............. Orgasms are not ensured..... but i will fake them if you are the needy type.

Fake an orgasm ? How's that possible for a bloke ?"

Its a joke.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im offering a classy and relaxed meet tinged with Monty python humour, all mixed in a healthy, confident, filthy mind.

Great home made food and wine.............. Orgasms are not ensured..... but i will fake them if you are the needy type.

Fake an orgasm ? How's that possible for a bloke ?

Its a joke....."

Oh right I must remember to laugh

Haha :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you can't be bothered reading my profile OP. You have no chance of reading this post. - blocked/ignored.

I have no idea what on earth you are trying to say! "

I can't seem to get a point accross this morning if I tried.

A rushed post, proves I should thing before typing.

Qualities I have - no attention to detail.

I'm unable to translate my words to actions. I'm often misunderstood with my incapability to sell myself.

Op, do you think this is better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what you see is what you get

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if you can't be bothered reading my profile OP. You have no chance of reading this post. - blocked/ignored.

I have no idea what on earth you are trying to say!

I can't seem to get a point accross this morning if I tried.

A rushed post, proves I should thing before typing.

Qualities I have - no attention to detail.

I'm unable to translate my words to actions. I'm often misunderstood with my incapability to sell myself.

Op, do you think this is better? "

Im still trying to decipher your first reply...the second reply has left me speechless....but im sure you mean well....i think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it have to be a formite

Not sure awkward would class as a positive... i dont even know what your talking about

It's a forum post, asking forum users how they would sell themselves to people in a lighthearted way to other people who may read and join in the thread, as is the way with Internet forums.

You'd sell yourself differently for a different purpose and audience, so the intention of the post was probably pretty damned obvious from the context (the Lounge forum on Fab), but just in case there was any doubt about it, the context, purpose, scope and intention were spelled out by the OP.

You know this because it's obvious. But you don't know what I'm talking about? Okay, fair enough.

If awkward is good then I offer my klutziness and inability to have a sense of direction. Some people find that endearing.

Is there any of your senses you are fully in control of ?"

She can taste umami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mostly offer my qualities to non-forumites. I have boobs. Will that do?"

And a great ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do any of you act these ways whilst out in public ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do any of you act these ways whilst out in public ?"

Huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do any of you act these ways whilst out in public ?

Huh? "

Who stole who's sweets ?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Meet me and find out

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Do any of you act these ways whilst out in public ?"

I don't give BJs in public, no.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Does it have to be a formite

Not sure awkward would class as a positive... i dont even know what your talking about

It's a forum post, asking forum users how they would sell themselves to people in a lighthearted way to other people who may read and join in the thread, as is the way with Internet forums.

You'd sell yourself differently for a different purpose and audience, so the intention of the post was probably pretty damned obvious from the context (the Lounge forum on Fab), but just in case there was any doubt about it, the context, purpose, scope and intention were spelled out by the OP.

You know this because it's obvious. But you don't know what I'm talking about? Okay, fair enough. "
the op had already answered my question so know i didnt know what you where on about. But now i realize you where butting in on a question that had already been answered. Thanks for clarifying

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I'm as mad as a box of frogs,

But a perfect gent..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meet me and find out "

100's miles away joe, I want more than a kfc :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a great tease in the bedroom and I'm very flexible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do any of you act these ways whilst out in public ?

I don't give BJs in public, no."

Not thread related but nice to see you commenting again wyrde

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Do any of you act these ways whilst out in public ?

I don't give BJs in public, no.

Not thread related but nice to see you commenting again wyrde "
i missed her as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of confident women this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm as mad as a box of frogs,

But a perfect gent..

"

You

are

mad

not sure of the gent part.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can snog for England if that's any use to anyone....and I'm bloody good at it too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can snog for England if that's any use to anyone....and I'm bloody good at it too "

I bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can snog for England if that's any use to anyone....and I'm bloody good at it too "

Likey Likey. These are good skills!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can snog for England if that's any use to anyone....and I'm bloody good at it too

I bet "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am bit cheeky, taste like chicken (apparently ) & am chocolatey without the calories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an awesome cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can snog for England if that's any use to anyone....and I'm bloody good at it too

Likey Likey. These are good skills!!!!!! "
thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am bit cheeky, taste like chicken (apparently ) & am chocolatey without the calories "

I don't believe you are sin free chocolate

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

tall handsome oh did i mention i makes exceedingly good cakes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can snog for England if that's any use to anyone....and I'm bloody good at it too "

Do love a good long snog

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Today I'll bake a cake.....I'm.all shagged out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can snog for England if that's any use to anyone....and I'm bloody good at it too

Do love a good long snog "
thankfully so have the men I've met

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Do any of you act these ways whilst out in public ?

I don't give BJs in public, no.

Not thread related but nice to see you commenting again wyrde i missed her as well "

Thanks

Having been back for an hour I remember why I stopped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can snog for England if that's any use to anyone....and I'm bloody good at it too

Do love a good long snog thankfully so have the men I've met "
nothing wrong with a good snog to get the blood pumping (well the blood to start with anyway)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can snog for England if that's any use to anyone....and I'm bloody good at it too

Do love a good long snog thankfully so have the men I've met nothing wrong with a good snog to get the blood pumping (well the blood to start with anyway) "
oh believe me I know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you can't be bothered reading my profile OP. You have no chance of reading this post. - blocked/ignored.

I have no idea what on earth you are trying to say!

I can't seem to get a point accross this morning if I tried.

A rushed post, proves I should thing before typing.

Qualities I have - no attention to detail.

I'm unable to translate my words to actions. I'm often misunderstood with my incapability to sell myself.

Op, do you think this is better?

Im still trying to decipher your first reply...the second reply has left me speechless....but im sure you mean well....i think! "

Adding to this, a dry sarcastic sense of humour very few will relate to and understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am bit cheeky, taste like chicken (apparently ) & am chocolatey without the calories

I don't believe you are sin free chocolate "

Lol maybe not sin free, but deffo calorie free

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I am an attentive lover and a very sensuous kisser.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if you can't be bothered reading my profile OP. You have no chance of reading this post. - blocked/ignored.

I have no idea what on earth you are trying to say!

I can't seem to get a point accross this morning if I tried.

A rushed post, proves I should thing before typing.

Qualities I have - no attention to detail.

I'm unable to translate my words to actions. I'm often misunderstood with my incapability to sell myself.

Op, do you think this is better?

Im still trying to decipher your first reply...the second reply has left me speechless....but im sure you mean well....i think!

Adding to this, a dry sarcastic sense of humour very few will relate to and understand.

"

I agree entirely....im one of the few....phew !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What qualities do you have to offer a sexy forumite?

"

I've not really woken up yet.

Managed to get my arse off the settee for a trip to the barbers.

Just the usual, top and chops.

Fell asleep.

Cut throat razor.

It would appear I am the most chilled out Fabber.....

Being chilled is pretty much all I got.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I can offer facials, witty conversation and a good cake

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Im offering a classy and relaxed meet tinged with Monty python humour, all mixed in a healthy, confident, filthy mind.

Great home made food and wine.............. Orgasms are not ensured..... but i will fake them if you are the needy type.

Fake an orgasm ? How's that possible for a bloke ?"

Fuck someone from behind then when you get bored pull out, grunt and chuck some yoghurt up her back?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I'm a pretty good cook and hubby is great at baking.

We don't take things to serious and always up for a laugh and some fun.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im offering a classy and relaxed meet tinged with Monty python humour, all mixed in a healthy, confident, filthy mind.

Great home made food and wine.............. Orgasms are not ensured..... but i will fake them if you are the needy type.

Fake an orgasm ? How's that possible for a bloke ?

Fuck someone from behind then when you get bored pull out, grunt and chuck some yoghurt up her back?"

I'm sensing a back story.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im offering a classy and relaxed meet tinged with Monty python humour, all mixed in a healthy, confident, filthy mind.

Great home made food and wine.............. Orgasms are not ensured..... but i will fake them if you are the needy type.

Fake an orgasm ? How's that possible for a bloke ?

Fuck someone from behind then when you get bored pull out, grunt and chuck some yoghurt up her back?

I'm sensing a back story..... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a foxy hat - that is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make an amazing pear tarte tatin with cardamom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a foxy hat - that is all. "

ha love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make an amazing pear tarte tatin with cardamom."

Mmmm yum!!! I'm coming over!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make an amazing pear tarte tatin with cardamom.

Mmmm yum!!! I'm coming over!! "

I'm not making it this second.

Thinking tomorrow though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make an amazing pear tarte tatin with cardamom.

Mmmm yum!!! I'm coming over!!

I'm not making it this second.

Thinking tomorrow though."

Oh. *takes coat off*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make an amazing pear tarte tatin with cardamom.

Mmmm yum!!! I'm coming over!!

I'm not making it this second.

Thinking tomorrow though.

Oh. *takes coat off* "

You don't need a coat with that hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make an amazing pear tarte tatin with cardamom.

Mmmm yum!!! I'm coming over!!

I'm not making it this second.

Thinking tomorrow though.

Oh. *takes coat off*

You don't need a coat with that hat.

"

But it's a coat with a fox tail attached!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make an amazing pear tarte tatin with cardamom.

Mmmm yum!!! I'm coming over!!

I'm not making it this second.

Thinking tomorrow though.

Oh. *takes coat off*

You don't need a coat with that hat.

But it's a coat with a fox tail attached!! "

Precisely!

I'm rather envious.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I offer..

Bewbs

Banter

Bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sell myself? I'm not for sale

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I bake, take a good photo or two and occasions have been seen to wash up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/09/16 18:22:12]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sell myself? I'm not for sale"

Priceless surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sell myself? I'm not for sale"

I am. And I'm cheap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sell myself? I'm not for sale

I am. And I'm cheap."

I can vouch for this

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Absolutely nothing to offer here!

But I do have wine and chocolate for tonight

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Absolutely nothing to offer here!

But I do have wine and chocolate for tonight "

And a pirate had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

I make a mean stew and a fantastic toad-in-the-hole

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I can peel a banana with my feet and use said banana to makes the best banofee pie ever, thus catering to foodies and foot fetishists alike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sell myself? I'm not for sale

Priceless surely? "

utterly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sell myself?

For sale - male - good condition 40yrs on the clock, no spare tyres.

"Gives the best ride you'll ever had" - Top Gear

Message for more info.

something like that Op?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can actually talk total shite for hours.

Anyone interested, please contact 555-6789

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make an excellent cup of tea and i'll let you touch my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bake, I enjoy tidying and cleaning, and I think I'm on the wrong site..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make an excellent cup of tea and i'll let you touch my hair"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make an excellent cup of tea and i'll let you touch my hair

"

digit slip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pussy that doesn't growl.

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

I dont talk too much, i smell quite nice, i like giving blow jobs, i have got quite a big clit, i like to use my toy, which some men like to see. I like to please and enjoy most things about sex if i am with the right man that is. Not a forumite though. i like the man to leave straight after sex. I am quite easily pleased so if a man cums quick or he doesnt i dont mind.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"I make a mean stew and a fantastic toad-in-the-hole "

Yummeh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll smile as you talk to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make an excellent cup of tea and i'll let you touch my hair

digit slip? "

Nahhhhh, that Hatter, he's a wrong un. Bloomin hair thief.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'm surprised anyone has to ask me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing on offer here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warmth, care and passion for the right lady.

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool


"What qualities do you have to offer a sexy forumite?

"

I'm very good at fingertip massages only in the hope it's reciprocated hehe...but yus fingers and knuckles and palm of the hand...With just enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What qualities do you have to offer a sexy forumite?

"

Will fuck for chips and beer.

Although I don't drink, so it's just chips......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What qualities do you have to offer a sexy forumite?

"

None

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've thought a while about a serious answer & I can't really come up with one as I'm crap at self promotion.

The best I can offer is ~ what you see is what you get, I make a decent brew & I'll make you laugh (one way or another)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've thought a while about a serious answer & I can't really come up with one as I'm crap at self promotion.

The best I can offer is ~ what you see is what you get, I make a decent brew & I'll make you laugh (one way or another) "

Im sure you will x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck me you lot still tryin ta sell yer arses

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"fuck me you lot still tryin ta sell yer arses "

Erm ....i think youll find you are a little devil when it comes to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

errrrr im a bit of a giggle to be around (shhhhh thats not really people laughing AT me ) -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh and apparently im very easy to get along with - putting people at ease and all that shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fuck me you lot still tryin ta sell yer arses

Erm ....i think youll find you are a little devil when it comes to that "

I don't sell my arse ,I,ll have you know,despite what people think on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"fuck me you lot still tryin ta sell yer arses

Erm ....i think youll find you are a little devil when it comes to that

I don't sell my arse ,I,ll have you know,despite what people think on here"

I was being light hearted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fuck me you lot still tryin ta sell yer arses

Erm ....i think youll find you are a little devil when it comes to that

I don't sell my arse ,I,ll have you know,despite what people think on here

I was being light hearted "

ok mr pimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"fuck me you lot still tryin ta sell yer arses

Erm ....i think youll find you are a little devil when it comes to that

I don't sell my arse ,I,ll have you know,despite what people think on here

I was being light hearted

ok mr pimp "

So cheeky

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