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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now im gonna tell you this and i dont wanna hear anyone laughing ok.....

Soooooooo the weather is glorious, i think i know ill have me lunch outside..

So im sat at the table...me crispbreads spread with cheese spread, got a little salad on the side...

All is good with the world.

Then SPLAT!!!

Birdshit right on me crispbreads

Not funny ya know.

Ate salad in doors

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now im gonna tell you this and i dont wanna hear anyone laughing ok.....

Soooooooo the weather is glorious, i think i know ill have me lunch outside..

So im sat at the table...me crispbreads spread with cheese spread, got a little salad on the side...

All is good with the world.

Then SPLAT!!!

Birdshit right on me crispbreads

Not funny ya know.

Ate salad in doors "

And yes i knows little miss doodah is to do with spiders but.......I want to re write it for bird shite

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hahahahahahahaha! You are priceless woman!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm not laughing honest. crying cos I fell off me chair, spilt my beer and hurt me bum!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Didn't you want mayo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

unlucky that was a shit one :D

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tut....

Not funny ya know

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

That is quite hilarious especially when you are not the one at the receiving end.. apparently it is meant to bring you luck though xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It wouldnt have been lucky for the kin bird if i had copped him

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

who me ! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol oh dear, forgive me for smiling whilst typing this.

They do say that its lucky - though how someone shitting on you can be lucky Ill never know

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Lol oh dear, forgive me for smiling whilst typing this.

They do say that its lucky - though how someone shitting on you can be lucky Ill never know "

nor me.. but then I cant see how walking under some ladders can be bad luck either... it is some sort of myth...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im a myth....

Never been a mrs

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

lmao

just when you thought,crispbread couldnt get any worse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What made it worse my mate saying...

Just scrape it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear. What with the incinerator and the bird poop maybe its safer for you to stay indoors peaches.

The do say bird poo is lucky though lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yerrrrrrrrrr

Ill incinerate the feckin bird

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"

What made it worse my mate saying...

Just scrape it off "

lol

you might have liked it.

next thing you know,everybody would have been running about,with crispbread in hand.trying to catch every birdshit that fell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What made it worse my mate saying...

Just scrape it off

lol

you might have liked it.

next thing you know,everybody would have been running about,with crispbread in hand.trying to catch every birdshit that fell. "

Lmao.

be in tesco.s soon ya know.

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