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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the worse that has happened to you injury wise while naked ??

Once slipped and cracked two ribs while having a quick knee trembler in the toilet of a hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I "fell" on a toilet brush once.

Or there was this one time when my dick got stuck in the vac..... I've never been able to look at Henry the same way since

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but sainsburys is closer..

Fell in a nettle bush whilst starkers on holiday in Kent...

I was only 2 at the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I "fell" on a toilet brush once.

Or there was this one time when my dick got stuck in the vac..... I've never been able to look at Henry the same way since "
no wonder my Henry has a smiley face

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fell in a nettle bush whilst starkers on holiday in Kent...

I was only 2 at the time."
aww bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fell off the bonnet of a moving car while kissing my first serious boyfriend. (don't ask) I was 17.

Grazed knees.

he was incredibly attentive and attended to the injuries.

sigh

good memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel I must admit I was not completely naked this makes my contribution to this thread kinda daft.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"fell off the bonnet of a moving car while kissing my first serious boyfriend. (don't ask) I was 17.

Grazed knees.

he was incredibly attentive and attended to the injuries.

sigh

good memories

"
nice that he was a gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I "fell" on a toilet brush once.

Or there was this one time when my dick got stuck in the vac..... I've never been able to look at Henry the same way since "

Is that why Henry wears a smile :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I "fell" on a toilet brush once.

Or there was this one time when my dick got stuck in the vac..... I've never been able to look at Henry the same way since no wonder my Henry has a smiley face "

I once fired someone for that. Well technically it was for "inappropriate use of company property or equipment"

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A friend of mine was working on a building site (not naked) he fell backwards and landed on a pipe sticking out of the ground. It went straight up his bum the poor bastard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I "fell" on a toilet brush once.

Or there was this one time when my dick got stuck in the vac..... I've never been able to look at Henry the same way since no wonder my Henry has a smiley face

I once fired someone for that. Well technically it was for "inappropriate use of company property or equipment" "
never to god thought this was only one of those daft things people thought about

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A friend of mine was working on a building site (not naked) he fell backwards and landed on a pipe sticking out of the ground. It went straight up his bum the poor bastard "
ouch !!#

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

You must have heard the one about the rugby player?

Dislocated his hip in a match. His team mates had to push the joint back in.

But while pushing it in, one of his balls went between the joint as they popped it back in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend of mine was working on a building site (not naked) he fell backwards and landed on a pipe sticking out of the ground. It went straight up his bum the poor bastard "

Yeah that's what they all say in A&E

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