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"Ok ladies You wanted equality So Leave the Loo seat up for us Give us more public toilets Have your clothes on sale upstairs Find burping loudly hilarious" hmmmm - seat doesnt need to be up just learn to aim straight | |||
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"Ok ladies You wanted equality So Leave the Loo seat up for us Give us more public toilets Have your clothes on sale upstairs Find burping loudly hilarious hmmmm - seat doesnt need to be up just learn to aim straight " Or sit down | |||
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"Ok ladies You wanted equality So Leave the Loo seat up for us" No. Women need the seat down to pee or poop. Men need the seat down to poop, and only have to put it up to pee because they can aim. "Give us more public toilets" No. Men have urinals so only need the stalls to poop. Women use the stalls for either. Aswell as it more frequently being women taking children into toilets. "Have your clothes on sale upstairs" I have no say over the layout of the shops. "Find burping loudly hilarious" I do. Unless its somewhere inappropriate. | |||
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"You always have such wit to add to any thread don't you " Lighten up fgs... It's an open forum so anyone can post anything (within reason) but ask yourself why people are reluctant to post on your threads? | |||
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"Ok ladies You wanted equality So Leave the Loo seat up for us Give us more public toilets Have your clothes on sale upstairs Find burping loudly hilarious" 1 no 2 no 3 if men bought more clothes it would happen 4 no Women will never achieve equality, they are simply unable to drop their standards that far.   | |||
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"You always have such wit to add to any thread don't you Lighten up fgs... It's an open forum so anyone can post anything (within reason) but ask yourself why people are reluctant to post on your threads? " Take a look at previous threads by all means Now Going forward If you can't be nice and muck in Please stay out of it | |||
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"Ok ladies You wanted equality So Leave the Loo seat up for us Give us more public toilets Have your clothes on sale upstairs Find burping loudly hilarious" Couldn't give a fuck about loo seats. It only takes a second to put it down. Just don't piss on it. You don't need more public toilets, that's why there's never a queue for the gents. Most of the big shops I go to have the menswear section on the ground floor because men don't want to go to as much effort as "getting the escalator" to get to them so they're right by the door. I'm not interested unless it's burping a tune. | |||
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"You always have such wit to add to any thread don't you Lighten up fgs... It's an open forum so anyone can post anything (within reason) but ask yourself why people are reluctant to post on your threads? Take a look at previous threads by all means Now Going forward If you can't be nice and muck in Please stay out of it " Is that what you call equality? | |||
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"Ok ladies You wanted equality So Leave the Loo seat up for us Give us more public toilets Have your clothes on sale upstairs Find burping loudly hilarious 1 no 2 no 3 if men bought more clothes it would happen 4 no Women will never achieve equality, they are simply unable to drop their standards that far. " | |||
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"You always have such wit to add to any thread don't you Lighten up fgs... It's an open forum so anyone can post anything (within reason) but ask yourself why people are reluctant to post on your threads? Take a look at previous threads by all means Now Going forward If you can't be nice and muck in Please stay out of it " I'm not mucking in on a thread about toilets  | |||
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"Ok ladies You wanted equality So Leave the Loo seat up for us Give us more public toilets Have your clothes on sale upstairs Find burping loudly hilarious Couldn't give a fuck about loo seats. It only takes a second to put it down. Just don't piss on it. You don't need more public toilets, that's why there's never a queue for the gents. Most of the big shops I go to have the menswear section on the ground floor because men don't want to go to as much effort as "getting the escalator" to get to them so they're right by the door. I'm not interested unless it's burping a tune." What tune would you like me to burp | |||
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"You always have such wit to add to any thread don't you Lighten up fgs... It's an open forum so anyone can post anything (within reason) but ask yourself why people are reluctant to post on your threads? Take a look at previous threads by all means Now Going forward If you can't be nice and muck in Please stay out of it Is that what you call equality? " Most men still get off on telling women what to do. | |||
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"You always have such wit to add to any thread don't you Lighten up fgs... It's an open forum so anyone can post anything (within reason) but ask yourself why people are reluctant to post on your threads? Take a look at previous threads by all means Now Going forward If you can't be nice and muck in Please stay out of it Is that what you call equality? Most men still get off on telling women what to do." Rather ironic really  | |||
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"You always have such wit to add to any thread don't you Lighten up fgs... It's an open forum so anyone can post anything (within reason) but ask yourself why people are reluctant to post on your threads? Take a look at previous threads by all means Now Going forward If you can't be nice and muck in Please stay out of it Is that what you call equality? Most men still get off on telling women what to do." Heteronormativity in one of its most prevalent aspects. | |||
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"I took the first post to be ironic (more toilets for me) but subsequent comments make me doubt this. " I assumed there to be some history between the pair of them that I'd missed, and she's goading while he's rising to it. They probably just need to get it over with and shag each other. (assuming it's still like 'pulling pigtails')
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"You always have such wit to add to any thread don't you Lighten up fgs... It's an open forum so anyone can post anything (within reason) but ask yourself why people are reluctant to post on your threads? Take a look at previous threads by all means Now Going forward If you can't be nice and muck in Please stay out of it Is that what you call equality? Most men still get off on telling women what to do." That has nothing to do with equality | |||
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"See It's happened again What was supposed to be a bit of fun Ruined " I answered in a "fun" way, why not concentrate on the ones that did? | |||
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"See It's happened again What was supposed to be a bit of fun Ruined " Where was the fun? If you want a thread to be fun, you have to make it clear you want it to be fun. And say something funny. People usually set the tone of their own threads. | |||
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"I took the first post to be ironic (more toilets for me) but subsequent comments make me doubt this. I assumed there to be some history between the pair of them that I'd missed, and she's goading while he's rising to it. They probably just need to get it over with and shag each other. (assuming it's still like 'pulling pigtails')
Mr ddc"it is definitely not like pulling anything... the OP has a history of disagreeing with posts on his threads that he doesn't like, he should take his own advice and just ignore it but he cant seem to be able to | |||
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"See It's happened again What was supposed to be a bit of fun Ruined I answered in a "fun" way, why not concentrate on the ones that did?" Wasn't aimed at you sorry | |||
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"See It's happened again What was supposed to be a bit of fun Ruined " Pointing the finger is never a good idea on these threads | |||
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"See It's happened again What was supposed to be a bit of fun Ruined " i thought it was funny, but i also knew how it would turn  | |||
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"I took the first post to be ironic (more toilets for me) but subsequent comments make me doubt this. I assumed there to be some history between the pair of them that I'd missed, and she's goading while he's rising to it. They probably just need to get it over with and shag each other. (assuming it's still like 'pulling pigtails')
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it is definitely not like pulling anything...
the OP has a history of disagreeing with posts on his threads that he doesn't like, he should take his own advice and just ignore it but he cant seem to be able to "Well obviously you had to say that in public, but do you want me to secretly tell him you fancy the pants off him? No-one else will know, natch. If it helps, he told me he loves the way you do that thing with your hair... 
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"See It's happened again What was supposed to be a bit of fun Ruined Pointing the finger is never a good idea on these threads " | |||
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"I took the first post to be ironic (more toilets for me) but subsequent comments make me doubt this. I assumed there to be some history between the pair of them that I'd missed, and she's goading while he's rising to it. They probably just need to get it over with and shag each other. (assuming it's still like 'pulling pigtails')
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it is definitely not like pulling anything...
the OP has a history of disagreeing with posts on his threads that he doesn't like, he should take his own advice and just ignore it but he cant seem to be able to
Well obviously you had to say that in public, but do you want me to secretly tell him you fancy the pants off him? No-one else will know, natch.
If it helps, he told me he loves the way you do that thing with your hair...
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"Ok ladies You wanted equality So Leave the Loo seat up for us Give us more public toilets Have your clothes on sale upstairs Find burping loudly hilarious hmmmm - seat doesnt need to be up just learn to aim straight " Or do as the ladies do, and sit it out. Equality remember? Works both ways. | |||
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"Ok ladies You wanted equality So Leave the Loo seat up for us Give us more public toilets Have your clothes on sale upstairs Find burping loudly hilarious" 1. I usually just piss with the seat however it is, it's not that hard to aim. If there is any spillage, such as shortly after ejaculating when it goes every-which way, then I clean it up. However it does annoy me when people go ape shit about leaving it up. It's pathetic. 2. Not sure why we need more public toilets to be honest. We usually have the better deal as urinals are more space efficient so we get more in the same space. 3. Women's clothes are on sale downstairs as market research has determined that women are more likely to make impulse purchases on bargain clothes. Men are more likely to shop for clothes when they have gone out with the specific intention of buying clothes. Yes, it's gender stereotyping but that's how advertising and sales work, on stereotypes. 4. This one is a bit random. You can't really make someone change their sense of humour | |||
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"Enough of this loo seat argument. Do what I do, leave the seat down, leave the kid down. Piss in the sink. Problem solved. "kid  | |||
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"Enough of this loo seat argument. Do what I do, leave the seat down, leave the kid down. Piss in the sink. Problem solved.
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"See It's happened again What was supposed to be a bit of fun Ruined I answered in a "fun" way, why not concentrate on the ones that did?" | |||
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"See It's happened again What was supposed to be a bit of fun Ruined Where was the fun? If you want a thread to be fun, you have to make it clear you want it to be fun. And say something funny. People usually set the tone of their own threads." I would say from the content of the OP it set out to be light-hearted. | |||
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"See It's happened again What was supposed to be a bit of fun Ruined Where was the fun? If you want a thread to be fun, you have to make it clear you want it to be fun. And say something funny. People usually set the tone of their own threads. I would say from the content of the OP it set out to be light-hearted." Or deliberately provocative with a "but I was only joking" defence ready and waiting. | |||
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"See It's happened again What was supposed to be a bit of fun Ruined Where was the fun? If you want a thread to be fun, you have to make it clear you want it to be fun. And say something funny. People usually set the tone of their own threads. I would say from the content of the OP it set out to be light-hearted." I always say that if you want anything on here to come across as 'fun', then the odd 'lol' or  , or even a wouldn't go amiss....that way people know the intent and respond accordingly | |||
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"See It's happened again What was supposed to be a bit of fun Ruined Where was the fun? If you want a thread to be fun, you have to make it clear you want it to be fun. And say something funny. People usually set the tone of their own threads. I would say from the content of the OP it set out to be light-hearted. I always say that if you want anything on here to come across as 'fun', then the odd 'lol' or , or even a wouldn't go amiss....that way people know the intent and respond accordingly "Fancy a Fuk lol | |||
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"Some people take thing's far to bloody seriously... " I take baiting fairly seriously... you seem to enjoy posting on threads I'm on, even though you must know the rules about people who have each other blocked.. | |||
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"Some people take thing's far to bloody seriously... I take baiting fairly seriously... you seem to enjoy posting on threads I'm on, even though you must know the rules about people who have each other blocked.. "What?!!!!!!!!! Leave me alone or I will report you | |||
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"Ok ladies You wanted equality So Leave the Loo seat up for us Give us more public toilets Have your clothes on sale upstairs Find burping loudly hilarious hmmmm - seat doesnt need to be up just learn to aim straight " It's never been about aiming straight. It comes out at all angles. That's the problem. I sit down to urinate these days. Easier on the knees and stops your toilet/bathroom smelling of stale urine. Loo seat issue is also avoided. | |||
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"Ok ladies You wanted equality So Leave the Loo seat up for us Give us more public toilets Have your clothes on sale upstairs Find burping loudly hilarious hmmmm - seat doesnt need to be up just learn to aim straight It's never been about aiming straight. It comes out at all angles. That's the problem. I sit down to urinate these days. Easier on the knees and stops your toilet/bathroom smelling of stale urine. Loo seat issue is also avoided. "Iv learnt that if you pull your foreskin back away from your japs eye it does help a lot with this
Try not to have a wank just before having a piss, if you do make sure to wipe dried up spunk off
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"You always have such wit to add to any thread don't you Lighten up fgs... It's an open forum so anyone can post anything (within reason) but ask yourself why people are reluctant to post on your threads? Take a look at previous threads by all means Now Going forward If you can't be nice and muck in Please stay out of it Is that what you call equality? Most men still get off on telling women what to do." some only on line, in reality its 'yes dear, no dear'.. | |||
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"Some people take thing's far to bloody seriously... I take baiting fairly seriously... you seem to enjoy posting on threads I'm on, even though you must know the rules about people who have each other blocked.. "Anyone can post on any thread, the block rules are there for people asking others to unblock | |||
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"Ok ladies You wanted equality So Leave the Loo seat up for us Give us more public toilets Have your clothes on sale upstairs Find burping loudly hilarious hmmmm - seat doesnt need to be up just learn to aim straight It's never been about aiming straight. It comes out at all angles. That's the problem. I sit down to urinate these days. Easier on the knees and stops your toilet/bathroom smelling of stale urine. Loo seat issue is also avoided.
Iv learnt that if you pull your foreskin back away from your japs eye it does help a lot with this
Try not to have a wank just before having a piss, if you do make sure to wipe dried up spunk off
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"Ok ladies You wanted equality So Leave the Loo seat up for us Give us more public toilets Have your clothes on sale upstairs Find burping loudly hilarious hmmmm - seat doesnt need to be up just learn to aim straight It's never been about aiming straight. It comes out at all angles. That's the problem. I sit down to urinate these days. Easier on the knees and stops your toilet/bathroom smelling of stale urine. Loo seat issue is also avoided.
Iv learnt that if you pull your foreskin back away from your japs eye it does help a lot with this
Try not to have a wank just before having a piss, if you do make sure to wipe dried up spunk off
Top tip of the day surely " | |||
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"I agree with the public toilets..I like my privacy. especially when at a urinal and some straight guys all look at me...(some slabbering), then saying "wow..what a weapon","am straight m8, but ffs even I'd blow that" " Never ever happened to me has this haha | |||
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"Enough of this loo seat argument. Do what I do, leave the seat down, leave the kid down. Piss in the sink. Problem solved.
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Surely a typing error ??"Indeed it was. It was meant to say lid. Nice to know it distracted from the pissing in the sink joke though. | |||
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