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"What about law of attraction then or sending strong thoughts and vibes and shit? I think I've done it anyway!" Probably not. Your thoughts don't contain mass so I highly doubt that would work | |||
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"Can you telepathically shag someone, anyone ever done it? " Iv been trying to brush up on my telepathy skills, ever since someone thought I was a mind reader  | |||
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"ouchie MR Blue ,, move your mind down south wales not up north "I have no idea what you mean | |||
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"Can you telepathically shag someone, anyone ever done it? Iv been trying to brush up on my telepathy skills, ever since someone thought I was a mind reader "Tried wrapping your head in foil yet?  | |||
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"ouchie MR Blue ,, move your mind down south wales not up north
I have no idea what you mean "you 'mind shagged' the wrong welshie | |||
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"Wtf are you on woman??? "an extra terrestrial plane by the sounds of it | |||
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"ouchie MR Blue ,, move your mind down south wales not up north
I have no idea what you mean
you 'mind shagged' the wrong welshie "Oh god i always mind shag the wrong person....Think i should have learned by now...thats the 5th time ive done it .  | |||
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"I thought this thread was just a strange dream for a minute " Nope, shit's actually going down | |||
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"Can you telepathically shag someone, anyone ever done it? " yep i can get them to cum too...sex dreaming whether asleep or awake..mwhahaha  | |||
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"Can you telepathically shag someone, anyone ever done it? " its called wanking | |||
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"Right well let me run through my couple of days. I've had my eye on someone for a while now and last night purposely wore my pencil skirt (see avatar pic) and I didn't wear a bra under my blouse and had air con on full so nipples were in full view. Person comes in and stares very obviously at my boobs then goes to do his thing but I could still see the back of his head from where I was sitting. Then I was thinking with all my strength and trying to send signals through, was constantly thinking I want to fuck you, I want to fuck you, I wanna come in there now and pull your pants down and suck your dick, want you to bend me over and pull up my skirt and fuck me, with that he turns round and looks in my direction. 5 mins later comes out and uses vending machine, drink gets stuck, calls for my assistance even though he could've shook it out but think he just wanted permission to shake the machine, anyway instead of walking all the way around I climbed over the lower part of the counter (no one else was around) totally aware that from where he was standing he could see up my skirt, I attempted to shake the machine but it was too heavy so just told him to shake it out,which he did and then went back in. So he's running and I'm sending my thoughts again and picturing things then he comes out and luckily this time put a fleece jacket on that had the name of a well known (won't name) car manufacturer and bingo there's my opening, bit of small talk about me wanting to purchase said vehicle (I can't I'm fucking skint) but he says to give him a call if I'm gonna visit the showroom, didn't have a card on him so wrote his number on a bit of till receipt. Now today, I typed his number in my phone and he's on whatsapp with a nice picture of himself so I turn the auto lock off my phone so it doesn't go off, propped my phone against a pillow and looked at his picture whilst using my vibrator, orgasm, orgasm, orgasm, loads of them and thinking maybe one of them reaches him? I dunno, I'm quite witchy and crafty like, maybe he had a wank about me, probably has already but maybe had to do it right there and then as I was cummin. Jeez I want to fuck him, just once I don't know what his circumstances are but uncontrollable urge to shag him. Oh and realise how rapey this all sounds. "
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"Right well let me run through my couple of days. I've had my eye on someone for a while now and last night purposely wore my pencil skirt (see avatar pic) and I didn't wear a bra under my blouse and had air con on full so nipples were in full view. Person comes in and stares very obviously at my boobs then goes to do his thing but I could still see the back of his head from where I was sitting. Then I was thinking with all my strength and trying to send signals through, was constantly thinking I want to fuck you, I want to fuck you, I wanna come in there now and pull your pants down and suck your dick, want you to bend me over and pull up my skirt and fuck me, with that he turns round and looks in my direction. 5 mins later comes out and uses vending machine, drink gets stuck, calls for my assistance even though he could've shook it out but think he just wanted permission to shake the machine, anyway instead of walking all the way around I climbed over the lower part of the counter (no one else was around) totally aware that from where he was standing he could see up my skirt, I attempted to shake the machine but it was too heavy so just told him to shake it out,which he did and then went back in. So he's running and I'm sending my thoughts again and picturing things then he comes out and luckily this time put a fleece jacket on that had the name of a well known (won't name) car manufacturer and bingo there's my opening, bit of small talk about me wanting to purchase said vehicle (I can't I'm fucking skint) but he says to give him a call if I'm gonna visit the showroom, didn't have a card on him so wrote his number on a bit of till receipt. Now today, I typed his number in my phone and he's on whatsapp with a nice picture of himself so I turn the auto lock off my phone so it doesn't go off, propped my phone against a pillow and looked at his picture whilst using my vibrator, orgasm, orgasm, orgasm, loads of them and thinking maybe one of them reaches him? I dunno, I'm quite witchy and crafty like, maybe he had a wank about me, probably has already but maybe had to do it right there and then as I was cummin. Jeez I want to fuck him, just once I don't know what his circumstances are but uncontrollable urge to shag him. Oh and realise how rapey this all sounds. " Overthinking...just ask him out. | |||
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"Whatsapp him a picture of my boobs, fanny or arse hole? " Just ask the bloke out, leave the rest to his imagination | |||
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"Whatsapp him a picture of my boobs, fanny or arse hole? " why, i thought you where looking for a perspective boyfriend. You might scare the shit out of him | |||
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"Whatsapp him a picture of my boobs, fanny or arse hole? " No he is from the real world, not from Fab, just ask him out with simple words | |||
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"Whatsapp him a picture of my boobs, fanny or arse hole? " Whatssap & chat maybe? | |||
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"OP what happened from the guys perspective? Bastard machine broke, would kick it but that woman is staring at me so I better ask for help. Cool she flashed her knickers at mw,nice tits too, best not cht her up at work though. Cool she asked about cars I can give her my number, maybe she will text after work and I can get my cock wet. Bugger, could have sworn she was interested, she kept looking at me. But she didn't call, oh well I will go out on he town with Barry instead. " Yes but also said if I'm looking to visit the showroom and buy a car, might've just been looking to get a sale! Or he does want me to message, in which case he can wait a bit longer till I get some more signs. What else do you think he thinks, reckon he wanks over me? | |||
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"Is this when she just lies there and expects you to know what she wants? " | |||
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"Whatsapp him a picture of my boobs, fanny or arse hole? No he is from the real world, not from Fab, just ask him out with simple words" This | |||
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"Can you telepathically shag someone, anyone ever done it? " I think Suzy is very nice but because I believe in telepathy I think it would be wrong on many levels, including karmic, to remotely try to interfere with her mind. Although hovering my flying saucer over her back garden to see if she has the bedroom light on seems far less reprehensible. | |||
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"Is this when she just lies there and expects you to know what she wants? "Lazy bitch  | |||
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"OP what happened from the guys perspective? Bastard machine broke, would kick it but that woman is staring at me so I better ask for help. Cool she flashed her knickers at mw,nice tits too, best not cht her up at work though. Cool she asked about cars I can give her my number, maybe she will text after work and I can get my cock wet. Bugger, could have sworn she was interested, she kept looking at me. But she didn't call, oh well I will go out on he town with Barry instead. Yes but also said if I'm looking to visit the showroom and buy a car, might've just been looking to get a sale! Or he does want me to message, in which case he can wait a bit longer till I get some more signs. What else do you think he thinks, reckon he wanks over me? " well there you go sounds like he was looking for a sale not whatsapp pictures of your arsehole | |||
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"OP what happened from the guys perspective? Bastard machine broke, would kick it but that woman is staring at me so I better ask for help. Cool she flashed her knickers at mw,nice tits too, best not cht her up at work though. Cool she asked about cars I can give her my number, maybe she will text after work and I can get my cock wet. Bugger, could have sworn she was interested, she kept looking at me. But she didn't call, oh well I will go out on he town with Barry instead. Yes but also said if I'm looking to visit the showroom and buy a car, might've just been looking to get a sale! Or he does want me to message, in which case he can wait a bit longer till I get some more signs. What else do you think he thinks, reckon he wanks over me? well there you go sounds like he was looking for a sale not whatsapp pictures of your arsehole" Best to send one just in case?? | |||
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"What about law of attraction then or sending strong thoughts and vibes and shit? I think I've done it anyway!" just show your nix is enough I'm Wales | |||
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"OP what happened from the guys perspective? Bastard machine broke, would kick it but that woman is staring at me so I better ask for help. Cool she flashed her knickers at mw,nice tits too, best not cht her up at work though. Cool she asked about cars I can give her my number, maybe she will text after work and I can get my cock wet. Bugger, could have sworn she was interested, she kept looking at me. But she didn't call, oh well I will go out on he town with Barry instead. Yes but also said if I'm looking to visit the showroom and buy a car, might've just been looking to get a sale! Or he does want me to message, in which case he can wait a bit longer till I get some more signs. What else do you think he thinks, reckon he wanks over me? " I don't think the major question is 'do you think he wanks over me'. Calm your tits, put it away, and just figure out if the bloke likes you first. | |||
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"OP what happened from the guys perspective? Bastard machine broke, would kick it but that woman is staring at me so I better ask for help. Cool she flashed her knickers at mw,nice tits too, best not cht her up at work though. Cool she asked about cars I can give her my number, maybe she will text after work and I can get my cock wet. Bugger, could have sworn she was interested, she kept looking at me. But she didn't call, oh well I will go out on he town with Barry instead. Yes but also said if I'm looking to visit the showroom and buy a car, might've just been looking to get a sale! Or he does want me to message, in which case he can wait a bit longer till I get some more signs. What else do you think he thinks, reckon he wanks over me? well there you go sounds like he was looking for a sale not whatsapp pictures of your arsehole Best to send one just in case??" Think I'll send one with the caption beep beep orrrr one of my boobs an say check out my headlamps! Wait these are genius! | |||
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"Whatsapp him a picture of my boobs, fanny or arse hole? " You can whatsapp it to me.... Ever think he may have turned round or got you to help at drinks machine because of the pencil skirt, lack of bra and hard nipples? And sod all to do with telepathy? | |||
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"OP what happened from the guys perspective? Bastard machine broke, would kick it but that woman is staring at me so I better ask for help. Cool she flashed her knickers at mw,nice tits too, best not cht her up at work though. Cool she asked about cars I can give her my number, maybe she will text after work and I can get my cock wet. Bugger, could have sworn she was interested, she kept looking at me. But she didn't call, oh well I will go out on he town with Barry instead. Yes but also said if I'm looking to visit the showroom and buy a car, might've just been looking to get a sale! Or he does want me to message, in which case he can wait a bit longer till I get some more signs. What else do you think he thinks, reckon he wanks over me? " No he probably doesn't wank over you, he is probably a normal guy who chanced his arm in giving you his personal number, not a name and work number. If you don't take the next step he has offered you then he will be gone. Text him don't wotsap him, you don't want him to know you are a stalker. Just ask him out for a drink, you can shag his brains out at the end of the evening. Or carry on wanking with your rabbit and pretending he knows about it. | |||
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"OP what happened from the guys perspective? Bastard machine broke, would kick it but that woman is staring at me so I better ask for help. Cool she flashed her knickers at mw,nice tits too, best not cht her up at work though. Cool she asked about cars I can give her my number, maybe she will text after work and I can get my cock wet. Bugger, could have sworn she was interested, she kept looking at me. But she didn't call, oh well I will go out on he town with Barry instead. Yes but also said if I'm looking to visit the showroom and buy a car, might've just been looking to get a sale! Or he does want me to message, in which case he can wait a bit longer till I get some more signs. What else do you think he thinks, reckon he wanks over me? No he probably doesn't wank over you, he is probably a normal guy who chanced his arm in giving you his personal number, not a name and work number. If you don't take the next step he has offered you then he will be gone. Text him don't wotsap him, you don't want him to know you are a stalker. Just ask him out for a drink, you can shag his brains out at the end of the evening. Or carry on wanking with your rabbit and pretending he knows about it." I'll keep wanking with my rabbit a bit longer, in my world he eats his cum straight from my fanny and he let's me stick my tongue in his arse hole. I don't think we should seperate fab guys to real world guys either, should we? I dunno. Most guys are up for trying things aren't they? | |||
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"Most guys are up for trying things aren't they?" Nope. Some guys are suprisingly tame. | |||
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"OP what happened from the guys perspective? Bastard machine broke, would kick it but that woman is staring at me so I better ask for help. Cool she flashed her knickers at mw,nice tits too, best not cht her up at work though. Cool she asked about cars I can give her my number, maybe she will text after work and I can get my cock wet. Bugger, could have sworn she was interested, she kept looking at me. But she didn't call, oh well I will go out on he town with Barry instead. Yes but also said if I'm looking to visit the showroom and buy a car, might've just been looking to get a sale! Or he does want me to message, in which case he can wait a bit longer till I get some more signs. What else do you think he thinks, reckon he wanks over me? No he probably doesn't wank over you, he is probably a normal guy who chanced his arm in giving you his personal number, not a name and work number. If you don't take the next step he has offered you then he will be gone. Text him don't wotsap him, you don't want him to know you are a stalker. Just ask him out for a drink, you can shag his brains out at the end of the evening. Or carry on wanking with your rabbit and pretending he knows about it. I'll keep wanking with my rabbit a bit longer, in my world he eats his cum straight from my fanny and he let's me stick my tongue in his arse hole. I don't think we should seperate fab guys to real world guys either, should we? I dunno. Most guys are up for trying things aren't they?" I would initially seperate fab from the real world but hey what do I know, I'm old skool. Do what you feel is right, send him a pic of your arse if you want to. I'm pretty sure you'll get a reaction one way or another. | |||
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"Most guys are up for trying things aren't they? Nope. Some guys are suprisingly tame." Only because we're not let out of the cage, open the door then see how tame! | |||
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"Most guys are up for trying things aren't they? Nope. Some guys are suprisingly tame. Only because we're not let out of the cage, open the door then see how tame!" Nope! Get back in there till I tell you otherwise!! *cracks the whip* | |||
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"don't think we should seperate fab guys to real world guys either, should we? I dunno. Most guys are up for trying things aren't they?" They are different, you need to treat them differently. if you asked me on here if I would let you stick your tongue up my ass, I could tell you honestly that I find it boring but if it gives you pleasure I won't stop you so long as you don't want to do it for hours. If you asked me in a bar, I would frown and tell you to do one. Play it a bit safer and ask me when my cock is in one of your orifices and it's all cool again just like fab. have you sent him that fancy a drink text yet? or are you all talk?  | |||
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"Most guys are up for trying things aren't they? Nope. Some guys are suprisingly tame. Only because we're not let out of the cage, open the door then see how tame! Nope! Get back in there till I tell you otherwise!! *cracks the whip*" Prowls around cage growling while casting ravenous glances towards.... | |||
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"Just be a normal human being and send him a text saying "Hi, it's [inset your name here]". Think with your brain, not your clit. That is, think with the part of your brain that isn't addled with superstition and lust " | |||
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"don't think we should seperate fab guys to real world guys either, should we? I dunno. Most guys are up for trying things aren't they? They are different, you need to treat them differently. if you asked me on here if I would let you stick your tongue up my ass, I could tell you honestly that I find it boring but if it gives you pleasure I won't stop you so long as you don't want to do it for hours. If you asked me in a bar, I would frown and tell you to do one. Play it a bit safer and ask me when my cock is in one of your orifices and it's all cool again just like fab. have you sent him that fancy a drink text yet? or are you all talk? "No I'm gonna wait a bit and see if I can get anymore signs. Do you think Ive done enough though for him to know I fancy him and that sex would be on the cards with me. Always smile when we see each other and whenever I take a cheeky look at him he'll be looking as well. I've not got a good poker face, friends say I show my emotions on my face and I'm always thinking sexual thoughts when I see him. | |||
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"don't think we should seperate fab guys to real world guys either, should we? I dunno. Most guys are up for trying things aren't they? They are different, you need to treat them differently. if you asked me on here if I would let you stick your tongue up my ass, I could tell you honestly that I find it boring but if it gives you pleasure I won't stop you so long as you don't want to do it for hours. If you asked me in a bar, I would frown and tell you to do one. Play it a bit safer and ask me when my cock is in one of your orifices and it's all cool again just like fab. have you sent him that fancy a drink text yet? or are you all talk?
No I'm gonna wait a bit and see if I can get anymore signs. Do you think Ive done enough though for him to know I fancy him and that sex would be on the cards with me. Always smile when we see each other and whenever I take a cheeky look at him he'll be looking as well. I've not got a good poker face, friends say I show my emotions on my face and I'm always thinking sexual thoughts when I see him. "ffs woman just message him, something normal, take him for a drink, then blow his mind instead of trying to fuck it. You need to get laid. | |||
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"guys did ya ever think the op is taking the mick? At least I hope so. " | |||
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"guys did ya ever think the op is taking the mick? At least I hope so. " I don't think she is but let's face it who knows | |||
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"guys did ya ever think the op is taking the mick? At least I hope so. " I did wonder, but I don't think she is | |||
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"guys did ya ever think the op is taking the mick? At least I hope so. I don't think she is but let's face it who knows "There's only one person who does and it's certainly not us | |||
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"guys did ya ever think the op is taking the mick? At least I hope so. I don't think she is but let's face it who knows "Maybe, maybe not. I am stuck in a hotel on my own so am being helpful, but I am aware this subject has come up before, so the OP is probably yanking our chains, but I have nothing better to do, so will either help or get entertained win win | |||
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"There wasn't anything about telepathic sex on here, I did search before starting the thread. Why would I be taking the mick? I'm actually trying to give the shortest toned down version of events so I can get advice for myself, I ain't here to entertain you just to suck your information. " but you havent had telepathic sex, youve wanked off to a guys picture on whatsapp who may or may not be interested. | |||
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"Right well let me run through my couple of days. I've had my eye on someone for a while now and last night purposely wore my pencil skirt (see avatar pic) and I didn't wear a bra under my blouse and had air con on full so nipples were in full view. Person comes in and stares very obviously at my boobs then goes to do his thing but I could still see the back of his head from where I was sitting. Then I was thinking with all my strength and trying to send signals through, was constantly thinking I want to fuck you, I want to fuck you, I wanna come in there now and pull your pants down and suck your dick, want you to bend me over and pull up my skirt and fuck me, with that he turns round and looks in my direction. 5 mins later comes out and uses vending machine, drink gets stuck, calls for my assistance even though he could've shook it out but think he just wanted permission to shake the machine, anyway instead of walking all the way around I climbed over the lower part of the counter (no one else was around) totally aware that from where he was standing he could see up my skirt, I attempted to shake the machine but it was too heavy so just told him to shake it out,which he did and then went back in. So he's running and I'm sending my thoughts again and picturing things then he comes out and luckily this time put a fleece jacket on that had the name of a well known (won't name) car manufacturer and bingo there's my opening, bit of small talk about me wanting to purchase said vehicle (I can't I'm fucking skint) but he says to give him a call if I'm gonna visit the showroom, didn't have a card on him so wrote his number on a bit of till receipt. Now today, I typed his number in my phone and he's on whatsapp with a nice picture of himself so I turn the auto lock off my phone so it doesn't go off, propped my phone against a pillow and looked at his picture whilst using my vibrator, orgasm, orgasm, orgasm, loads of them and thinking maybe one of them reaches him? I dunno, I'm quite witchy and crafty like, maybe he had a wank about me, probably has already but maybe had to do it right there and then as I was cummin. Jeez I want to fuck him, just once I don't know what his circumstances are but uncontrollable urge to shag him. Oh and realise how rapey this all sounds. " Awesome
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" He did however give you the universal "If you want mw call me" sign by giving you his personal number. Ball is in your court, but if he is good looking to you, you can bet your sweet ass he is also on someone else's radar. Get the courage to text him by tomorrow at the latest (I would have given you 1 hour after you finished work) or move on and forget him forever. " I'm not messaging him general chit chat, I will see him again and I do have to see him in my place of work so can't risk anything that's going to make me look stupid and then have to see him. Plus he could be attached for all I know and I ain't directly asking him out. I'd rather harbour a crush. But if there's anymore blatant flirting things I can do (without asking him out directly) tell me what they are and I'll do them. | |||
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"There wasn't anything about telepathic sex on here, I did search before starting the thread. Why would I be taking the mick? I'm actually trying to give the shortest toned down version of events so I can get advice for myself, I ain't here to entertain you just to suck your information. " My information ain't free, but it's pretty cheep, entertainment has been provided and my best and most honest advice and opinion given. If you really have the hots for a guy, you can fuck him, but need to make a step in the real world. My advice may pay off for you. If the situation is a fantasy then fair enough, I don't speak the language of the locals, and need to be sober in the morning, so I have played along we both win cos there was nothing to lose. | |||
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"There wasn't anything about telepathic sex on here, I did search before starting the thread. Why would I be taking the mick? I'm actually trying to give the shortest toned down version of events so I can get advice for myself, I ain't here to entertain you just to suck your information. " And there still isn't anything about telepathic sex on here. All you've written about is getting the horn over someone, staring at them behind their back, flashing yourself at them, getting their number and then wondering whether all of this means you should send them explicit photos right off the bat instead of a simple hello. I've changed my mind. I think you should leave this guy alone. Imagine if the tables were reversed and a guy was talking about having done the same and thinking of sending her a cock picture. The majority of opinions would quite rightly say "What the fuck are you doing, just say hello, don't be a creepy idiot". Your personal opinions about how things came to be as they are are obviously your own. As is how others view them. However, on a very real level, talking about actual human interactions and not something borne of your lustful desires, you really need to take a step back and ask yourself whether or not the reality you've perceived so far is the reality that is actually true or not. I'm very willing to bet that it's not. | |||
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"There wasn't anything about telepathic sex on here, I did search before starting the thread. Why would I be taking the mick? I'm actually trying to give the shortest toned down version of events so I can get advice for myself, I ain't here to entertain you just to suck your information. And there still isn't anything about telepathic sex on here. All you've written about is getting the horn over someone, staring at them behind their back, flashing yourself at them, getting their number and then wondering whether all of this means you should send them explicit photos right off the bat instead of a simple hello. I've changed my mind. I think you should leave this guy alone. Imagine if the tables were reversed and a guy was talking about having done the same and thinking of sending her a cock picture. The majority of opinions would quite rightly say "What the fuck are you doing, just say hello, don't be a creepy idiot". Your personal opinions about how things came to be as they are are obviously your own. As is how others view them. However, on a very real level, talking about actual human interactions and not something borne of your lustful desires, you really need to take a step back and ask yourself whether or not the reality you've perceived so far is the reality that is actually true or not. I'm very willing to bet that it's not."
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" If you really have the hots for a guy, you can fuck him. " How? Without messaging general chit chat or straight up asking him out how can I get to the fucking part? I don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable by putting them in a situation where they might have to turn someone down especially when they ain't prepared for being hit on like they would be in a bar or something. Everything I've done so far seems to be received well, if I could ramp it up a bit to be clear that I'm offering a fuck if you want it, I wanna know! | |||
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"There wasn't anything about telepathic sex on here, I did search before starting the thread. Why would I be taking the mick? I'm actually trying to give the shortest toned down version of events so I can get advice for myself, I ain't here to entertain you just to suck your information. And there still isn't anything about telepathic sex on here. All you've written about is getting the horn over someone, staring at them behind their back, flashing yourself at them, getting their number and then wondering whether all of this means you should send them explicit photos right off the bat instead of a simple hello. I've changed my mind. I think you should leave this guy alone. Imagine if the tables were reversed and a guy was talking about having done the same and thinking of sending her a cock picture. The majority of opinions would quite rightly say "What the fuck are you doing, just say hello, don't be a creepy idiot". Your personal opinions about how things came to be as they are are obviously your own. As is how others view them. However, on a very real level, talking about actual human interactions and not something borne of your lustful desires, you really need to take a step back and ask yourself whether or not the reality you've perceived so far is the reality that is actually true or not. I'm very willing to bet that it's not." | |||
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Probably turn up with flowers and a box of milk tray
Just grab him in the car park and fuck him "Could go in and stack dumbbells, they're always strewn over the floor and I could go in when he's on the treadmill and get on my hands and knees gathering dumbbells, lift my skirt up a bit so the split shows more than it's supposed to! Not my job to tidy in there though and would look suspicious if I was in there tidying stuff. | |||
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"I'm exhausted,my jaw hurts n can bearly sit down,,no idea why any thoughts? "been trying to lick your own ass? | |||
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Probably turn up with flowers and a box of milk tray
Just grab him in the car park and fuck him
Could go in and stack dumbbells, they're always strewn over the floor and I could go in when he's on the treadmill and get on my hands and knees gathering dumbbells, lift my skirt up a bit so the split shows more than it's supposed to!
Not my job to tidy in there though and would look suspicious if I was in there tidying stuff. "Who cares about suspicious do that and when leaving the room ask him when he's finishing and to meet you in the car park or alternatively if it's quiet find a nice hidden place in the back and take him in, kneel down and show him what this is about | |||
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" If you really have the hots for a guy, you can fuck him. How? Without messaging general chit chat or straight up asking him out how can I get to the fucking part? I don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable by putting them in a situation where they might have to turn someone down especially when they ain't prepared for being hit on like they would be in a bar or something. Everything I've done so far seems to be received well, if I could ramp it up a bit to be clear that I'm offering a fuck if you want it, I wanna know! " Are you for real? you simply have to send a text saying "Hi, I am xxx from yyy, you gave me your number the other day, do you fancy grabbing a coffee / beer soon" He answers yes or no, and you know the score, mind games just cause stress. The days of women batting eye lashes and dropping hankies are thankfully long gone. | |||
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been trying to lick your own ass?
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" If you really have the hots for a guy, you can fuck him. How? Without messaging general chit chat or straight up asking him out how can I get to the fucking part? I don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable by putting them in a situation where they might have to turn someone down especially when they ain't prepared for being hit on like they would be in a bar or something. Everything I've done so far seems to be received well, if I could ramp it up a bit to be clear that I'm offering a fuck if you want it, I wanna know! Are you for real? you simply have to send a text saying "Hi, I am xxx from yyy, you gave me your number the other day, do you fancy grabbing a coffee / beer soon" He answers yes or no, and you know the score, mind games just cause stress. The days of women batting eye lashes and dropping hankies are thankfully long gone." She's not wanting to date the guy ffs lol | |||
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" If you really have the hots for a guy, you can fuck him. How? Without messaging general chit chat or straight up asking him out how can I get to the fucking part? I don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable by putting them in a situation where they might have to turn someone down especially when they ain't prepared for being hit on like they would be in a bar or something. Everything I've done so far seems to be received well, if I could ramp it up a bit to be clear that I'm offering a fuck if you want it, I wanna know! " Tbh instead of tiptoeing round the issue,it's a simple hi on the text and see what response is..,use initiative is always a great thing...you just never know unless you ask...and start a general conversation...otherwise the more you over think,the more you have created your own scenarios over the weekend, the the next working day comes then you see him at work,having not done something | |||
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" If you really have the hots for a guy, you can fuck him. How? Without messaging general chit chat or straight up asking him out how can I get to the fucking part? I don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable by putting them in a situation where they might have to turn someone down especially when they ain't prepared for being hit on like they would be in a bar or something. Everything I've done so far seems to be received well, if I could ramp it up a bit to be clear that I'm offering a fuck if you want it, I wanna know! Are you for real? you simply have to send a text saying "Hi, I am xxx from yyy, you gave me your number the other day, do you fancy grabbing a coffee / beer soon" He answers yes or no, and you know the score, mind games just cause stress. The days of women batting eye lashes and dropping hankies are thankfully long gone." not true,,eyelash batting does work,,i,ll buy ya some false ones if you want | |||
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She'll be there to taste your arse shortly after you're asleep
and measure ya cock. "Ruler at the ready,she doesn't need a ruler does she! | |||
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"Well its time for bed , do pop by and slip in to my dreams
She'll be there to taste your arse shortly after you're asleep
and measure ya cock.
Ruler at the ready,she doesn't need a ruler does she! "Not sure, o.p. do you? | |||
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She'll be there to taste your arse shortly after you're asleep "Mrs sandbags bring me a dream... | |||
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Probably turn up with flowers and a box of milk tray
Just grab him in the car park and fuck him
Could go in and stack dumbbells, they're always strewn over the floor and I could go in when he's on the treadmill and get on my hands and knees gathering dumbbells, lift my skirt up a bit so the split shows more than it's supposed to!
Not my job to tidy in there though and would look suspicious if I was in there tidying stuff.
Who cares about suspicious do that and when leaving the room ask him when he's finishing and to meet you in the car park or alternatively if it's quiet find a nice hidden place in the back and take him in, kneel down and show him what this is about "...takes his cock out sees he's 6" and in a totally devastated mood goes back to continue working... | |||
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She'll be there to taste your arse shortly after you're asleep
and measure ya cock.
Ruler at the ready,she doesn't need a ruler does she!
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Probably turn up with flowers and a box of milk tray
Just grab him in the car park and fuck him
Could go in and stack dumbbells, they're always strewn over the floor and I could go in when he's on the treadmill and get on my hands and knees gathering dumbbells, lift my skirt up a bit so the split shows more than it's supposed to!
Not my job to tidy in there though and would look suspicious if I was in there tidying stuff.
Who cares about suspicious do that and when leaving the room ask him when he's finishing and to meet you in the car park or alternatively if it's quiet find a nice hidden place in the back and take him in, kneel down and show him what this is about
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"Oh and if I gave a guy my number, he better send me a cock picture both on the flop and with wind in the sail. Pmsl he doesn't know you're a sexual Jedi
Probably turn up with flowers and a box of milk tray
Just grab him in the car park and fuck him
Could go in and stack dumbbells, they're always strewn over the floor and I could go in when he's on the treadmill and get on my hands and knees gathering dumbbells, lift my skirt up a bit so the split shows more than it's supposed to!
Not my job to tidy in there though and would look suspicious if I was in there tidying stuff.
Who cares about suspicious do that and when leaving the room ask him when he's finishing and to meet you in the car park or alternatively if it's quiet find a nice hidden place in the back and take him in, kneel down and show him what this is about
...takes his cock out sees he's 6" and in a totally devastated mood goes back to continue working..."Haha yes! Although when I imagine his privates I'm imagining him big. | |||
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"Oh and if I gave a guy my number, he better send me a cock picture both on the flop and with wind in the sail. Pmsl he doesn't know you're a sexual Jedi
Probably turn up with flowers and a box of milk tray
Just grab him in the car park and fuck him
Could go in and stack dumbbells, they're always strewn over the floor and I could go in when he's on the treadmill and get on my hands and knees gathering dumbbells, lift my skirt up a bit so the split shows more than it's supposed to!
Not my job to tidy in there though and would look suspicious if I was in there tidying stuff.
Who cares about suspicious do that and when leaving the room ask him when he's finishing and to meet you in the car park or alternatively if it's quiet find a nice hidden place in the back and take him in, kneel down and show him what this is about
...takes his cock out sees he's 6" and in a totally devastated mood goes back to continue working...
Haha yes! Although when I imagine his privates I'm imagining him big. "Lol is a hard angry six incher with its sleeve rolled back not enough to ring your Dumbbells then? | |||
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"Oh and if I gave a guy my number, he better send me a cock picture both on the flop and with wind in the sail. Pmsl he doesn't know you're a sexual Jedi
Probably turn up with flowers and a box of milk tray
Just grab him in the car park and fuck him
Could go in and stack dumbbells, they're always strewn over the floor and I could go in when he's on the treadmill and get on my hands and knees gathering dumbbells, lift my skirt up a bit so the split shows more than it's supposed to!
Not my job to tidy in there though and would look suspicious if I was in there tidying stuff.
Who cares about suspicious do that and when leaving the room ask him when he's finishing and to meet you in the car park or alternatively if it's quiet find a nice hidden place in the back and take him in, kneel down and show him what this is about
...takes his cock out sees he's 6" and in a totally devastated mood goes back to continue working...
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"Oh and if I gave a guy my number, he better send me a cock picture both on the flop and with wind in the sail. Pmsl he doesn't know you're a sexual Jedi
Probably turn up with flowers and a box of milk tray
Just grab him in the car park and fuck him
Could go in and stack dumbbells, they're always strewn over the floor and I could go in when he's on the treadmill and get on my hands and knees gathering dumbbells, lift my skirt up a bit so the split shows more than it's supposed to!
Not my job to tidy in there though and would look suspicious if I was in there tidying stuff.
Who cares about suspicious do that and when leaving the room ask him when he's finishing and to meet you in the car park or alternatively if it's quiet find a nice hidden place in the back and take him in, kneel down and show him what this is about
...takes his cock out sees he's 6" and in a totally devastated mood goes back to continue working...
Haha yes! Although when I imagine his privates I'm imagining him big.
Lol is a hard angry six incher with its sleeve rolled back not enough to ring your Dumbbells then? "Have you not been on the forums long then | |||
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"Surely i cant be the only one feeling a little sorry for this bloke it sounds to me he gave out his number with no knowledge of the world of crazy he has just let into his life "Well nothing has actually happened yet. | |||
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"Oh and if I gave a guy my number, he better send me a cock picture both on the flop and with wind in the sail. Pmsl he doesn't know you're a sexual Jedi
Probably turn up with flowers and a box of milk tray
Just grab him in the car park and fuck him
Could go in and stack dumbbells, they're always strewn over the floor and I could go in when he's on the treadmill and get on my hands and knees gathering dumbbells, lift my skirt up a bit so the split shows more than it's supposed to!
Not my job to tidy in there though and would look suspicious if I was in there tidying stuff.
Who cares about suspicious do that and when leaving the room ask him when he's finishing and to meet you in the car park or alternatively if it's quiet find a nice hidden place in the back and take him in, kneel down and show him what this is about
...takes his cock out sees he's 6" and in a totally devastated mood goes back to continue working...
Haha yes! Although when I imagine his privates I'm imagining him big.
Lol is a hard angry six incher with its sleeve rolled back not enough to ring your Dumbbells then?
Have you not been on the forums long then "Clearly not lol can only pee with the cock you've got At the end of the day it takes more than a big cock to satisfy a woman as you well know | |||
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"Oh and if I gave a guy my number, he better send me a cock picture both on the flop and with wind in the sail. Pmsl he doesn't know you're a sexual Jedi
Probably turn up with flowers and a box of milk tray
Just grab him in the car park and fuck him
Could go in and stack dumbbells, they're always strewn over the floor and I could go in when he's on the treadmill and get on my hands and knees gathering dumbbells, lift my skirt up a bit so the split shows more than it's supposed to!
Not my job to tidy in there though and would look suspicious if I was in there tidying stuff.
Who cares about suspicious do that and when leaving the room ask him when he's finishing and to meet you in the car park or alternatively if it's quiet find a nice hidden place in the back and take him in, kneel down and show him what this is about
...takes his cock out sees he's 6" and in a totally devastated mood goes back to continue working...
Haha yes! Although when I imagine his privates I'm imagining him big.
Lol is a hard angry six incher with its sleeve rolled back not enough to ring your Dumbbells then? "If it was thick then yeah that would be fine, you say sleeve rolled back, you don't mean circumcised? I like a turtle neck on my dicks. | |||
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"Oh and if I gave a guy my number, he better send me a cock picture both on the flop and with wind in the sail. Pmsl he doesn't know you're a sexual Jedi
Probably turn up with flowers and a box of milk tray
Just grab him in the car park and fuck him
Could go in and stack dumbbells, they're always strewn over the floor and I could go in when he's on the treadmill and get on my hands and knees gathering dumbbells, lift my skirt up a bit so the split shows more than it's supposed to!
Not my job to tidy in there though and would look suspicious if I was in there tidying stuff.
Who cares about suspicious do that and when leaving the room ask him when he's finishing and to meet you in the car park or alternatively if it's quiet find a nice hidden place in the back and take him in, kneel down and show him what this is about
...takes his cock out sees he's 6" and in a totally devastated mood goes back to continue working...
Haha yes! Although when I imagine his privates I'm imagining him big.
Lol is a hard angry six incher with its sleeve rolled back not enough to ring your Dumbbells then?
Have you not been on the forums long then
Clearly not lol can only pee with the cock you've got
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"No read it all but looks like a lot of overthinking. Call him, ask him out for a coffee and see what he says. There's no more that can be done. Going Whatsapp from the off is too familiar I'd say." You don't need to read any of it. Just close your eyes and tune in. | |||
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"Oh and if I gave a guy my number, he better send me a cock picture both on the flop and with wind in the sail. Pmsl he doesn't know you're a sexual Jedi
Probably turn up with flowers and a box of milk tray
Just grab him in the car park and fuck him
Could go in and stack dumbbells, they're always strewn over the floor and I could go in when he's on the treadmill and get on my hands and knees gathering dumbbells, lift my skirt up a bit so the split shows more than it's supposed to!
Not my job to tidy in there though and would look suspicious if I was in there tidying stuff.
Who cares about suspicious do that and when leaving the room ask him when he's finishing and to meet you in the car park or alternatively if it's quiet find a nice hidden place in the back and take him in, kneel down and show him what this is about
...takes his cock out sees he's 6" and in a totally devastated mood goes back to continue working...
Haha yes! Although when I imagine his privates I'm imagining him big.
Lol is a hard angry six incher with its sleeve rolled back not enough to ring your Dumbbells then?
Have you not been on the forums long then
Clearly not lol can only pee with the cock you've got
At the end of the day it takes more than a big cock to satisfy a woman as you well know
It's not me you have to convince "I don't need to convince anybody it's the thrill of the journey we all need to take
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"Oh and if I gave a guy my number, he better send me a cock picture both on the flop and with wind in the sail. Pmsl he doesn't know you're a sexual Jedi
Probably turn up with flowers and a box of milk tray
Just grab him in the car park and fuck him
Could go in and stack dumbbells, they're always strewn over the floor and I could go in when he's on the treadmill and get on my hands and knees gathering dumbbells, lift my skirt up a bit so the split shows more than it's supposed to!
Not my job to tidy in there though and would look suspicious if I was in there tidying stuff.
Who cares about suspicious do that and when leaving the room ask him when he's finishing and to meet you in the car park or alternatively if it's quiet find a nice hidden place in the back and take him in, kneel down and show him what this is about
...takes his cock out sees he's 6" and in a totally devastated mood goes back to continue working...
Haha yes! Although when I imagine his privates I'm imagining him big.
Lol is a hard angry six incher with its sleeve rolled back not enough to ring your Dumbbells then?
If it was thick then yeah that would be fine, you say sleeve rolled back, you don't mean circumcised? I like a turtle neck on my dicks. "Hang on you're saying a 6" cock would be fine?! | |||
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"ive just sent telepathic vibes and yer willies are gonna fall off "Bloody hell Mikki, sod off out of my wet dream. I got 4 straight women in here | |||
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Apparently the magic of fab has made loads of straight guys bi too
Anybody in the business of making gay guys straight? Feels like a gap in the market "trapped many in my time | |||
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"Oh and if I gave a guy my number, he better send me a cock picture both on the flop and with wind in the sail. Pmsl he doesn't know you're a sexual Jedi
Probably turn up with flowers and a box of milk tray
Just grab him in the car park and fuck him
Could go in and stack dumbbells, they're always strewn over the floor and I could go in when he's on the treadmill and get on my hands and knees gathering dumbbells, lift my skirt up a bit so the split shows more than it's supposed to!
Not my job to tidy in there though and would look suspicious if I was in there tidying stuff.
Who cares about suspicious do that and when leaving the room ask him when he's finishing and to meet you in the car park or alternatively if it's quiet find a nice hidden place in the back and take him in, kneel down and show him what this is about
...takes his cock out sees he's 6" and in a totally devastated mood goes back to continue working...
Haha yes! Although when I imagine his privates I'm imagining him big.
Lol is a hard angry six incher with its sleeve rolled back not enough to ring your Dumbbells then?
If it was thick then yeah that would be fine, you say sleeve rolled back, you don't mean circumcised? I like a turtle neck on my dicks. "Man you're quite particular for a whatsapp wank burglar | |||
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Bloody hell Mikki, sod off out of my wet dream. I got 4 straight women in here "have you checked they are women? | |||
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"Oh and if I gave a guy my number, he better send me a cock picture both on the flop and with wind in the sail. Pmsl he doesn't know you're a sexual Jedi
Probably turn up with flowers and a box of milk tray
Just grab him in the car park and fuck him
Could go in and stack dumbbells, they're always strewn over the floor and I could go in when he's on the treadmill and get on my hands and knees gathering dumbbells, lift my skirt up a bit so the split shows more than it's supposed to!
Not my job to tidy in there though and would look suspicious if I was in there tidying stuff.
Who cares about suspicious do that and when leaving the room ask him when he's finishing and to meet you in the car park or alternatively if it's quiet find a nice hidden place in the back and take him in, kneel down and show him what this is about
...takes his cock out sees he's 6" and in a totally devastated mood goes back to continue working...
Haha yes! Although when I imagine his privates I'm imagining him big.
Lol is a hard angry six incher with its sleeve rolled back not enough to ring your Dumbbells then?
If it was thick then yeah that would be fine, you say sleeve rolled back, you don't mean circumcised? I like a turtle neck on my dicks.
Hang on you're saying a 6" cock would be fine?!"Ha ha well it's the average in the U.K. And unless you've got a non skilled man and bit of a welly top pussy due to over excitement in the fisting dept it should do the trick | |||
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" ...takes his cock out sees he's 6" and in a totally devastated mood goes back to continue working... Haha yes! Although when I imagine his privates I'm imagining him big. Lol is a hard angry six incher with its sleeve rolled back not enough to ring your Dumbbells then?
If it was thick then yeah that would be fine, you say sleeve rolled back, you don't mean circumcised? I like a turtle neck on my dicks.
Hang on you're saying a 6" cock would be fine?!"His would be if he was 6 inches cos my minds already all over it, I'd be happy with a kiss and a finger or a kiss and a wank or a rusty trombone. | |||
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"ive just sent telepathic vibes and yer willies are gonna fall off
Bloody hell Mikki, sod off out of my wet dream. I got 4 straight women in here
have you checked they are women? "well they were before you dropped in, probably not now... oh well fancy a pint, I can try to imagine it's not lager | |||
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" Do you think Ive done enough though for him to know I fancy him and that sex would be on the cards with me. " Short of bending over your desk and asking him to fuck you in the arse yeah you have. I'd say if he hasn't been all over you like a rabid dog, he's indifferent. Maybe he prefers a challenge? | |||
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" Who cares about suspicious do that and when leaving the room ask him when he's finishing and to meet you in the car park or alternatively if it's quiet find a nice hidden place in the back and take him in, kneel down and show him what this is about
...takes his cock out sees he's 6" and in a totally devastated mood goes back to continue working...
Haha yes! Although when I imagine his privates I'm imagining him big.
Lol is a hard angry six incher with its sleeve rolled back not enough to ring your Dumbbells then?
If it was thick then yeah that would be fine, you say sleeve rolled back, you don't mean circumcised? I like a turtle neck on my dicks.
Hang on you're saying a 6" cock would be fine?!
Ha ha well it's the average in the U.K. And unless you've got a non skilled man and bit of a welly top pussy due to over excitement in the fisting dept it should do the trick "The op is just well know for liking a certain size if I'm not wrong | |||
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" Who cares about suspicious do that and when leaving the room ask him when he's finishing and to meet you in the car park or alternatively if it's quiet find a nice hidden place in the back and take him in, kneel down and show him what this is about
...takes his cock out sees he's 6" and in a totally devastated mood goes back to continue working...
Haha yes! Although when I imagine his privates I'm imagining him big.
Lol is a hard angry six incher with its sleeve rolled back not enough to ring your Dumbbells then?
If it was thick then yeah that would be fine, you say sleeve rolled back, you don't mean circumcised? I like a turtle neck on my dicks.
Hang on you're saying a 6" cock would be fine?!
Ha ha well it's the average in the U.K. And unless you've got a non skilled man and bit of a welly top pussy due to over excitement in the fisting dept it should do the trick
The op is just well know for liking a certain size if I'm not wrong"Apparently so, she is very thorough on the matter | |||
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" ...takes his cock out sees he's 6" and in a totally devastated mood goes back to continue working... Haha yes! Although when I imagine his privates I'm imagining him big. Lol is a hard angry six incher with its sleeve rolled back not enough to ring your Dumbbells then?
If it was thick then yeah that would be fine, you say sleeve rolled back, you don't mean circumcised? I like a turtle neck on my dicks.
Hang on you're saying a 6" cock would be fine?!
His would be if he was 6 inches cos my minds already all over it, I'd be happy with a kiss and a finger or a kiss and a wank or a rusty trombone. "That's funny,purely because I don't know what the rusty trombone means! | |||
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" ...takes his cock out sees he's 6" and in a totally devastated mood goes back to continue working... Haha yes! Although when I imagine his privates I'm imagining him big. Lol is a hard angry six incher with its sleeve rolled back not enough to ring your Dumbbells then?
If it was thick then yeah that would be fine, you say sleeve rolled back, you don't mean circumcised? I like a turtle neck on my dicks.
Hang on you're saying a 6" cock would be fine?!
His would be if he was 6 inches cos my minds already all over it, I'd be happy with a kiss and a finger or a kiss and a wank or a rusty trombone.
That's funny,purely because I don't know what the rusty trombone means!"Dunno but I'd take it in that order | |||
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"Right I'm off to sleep now, gonna have me some dream sex! Thanks all, night night, watch teabags doesn't bite! " Good night, sleep well, thanks for the entertainment. | |||
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"Right I'm off to sleep now, gonna have me some dream sex! Thanks all, night night, watch teabags doesn't bite! " Make sure you have some nice visuals to get a good sleep | |||
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"Have tantric sex to open the chakras. You can read people's projected thoughts by opening the crown chakra. " Ooh that's deep,I haven't a clue what it means but it sounds good | |||
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" ...takes his cock out sees he's 6" and in a totally devastated mood goes back to continue working... Haha yes! Although when I imagine his privates I'm imagining him big. Lol is a hard angry six incher with its sleeve rolled back not enough to ring your Dumbbells then?
If it was thick then yeah that would be fine, you say sleeve rolled back, you don't mean circumcised? I like a turtle neck on my dicks.
Hang on you're saying a 6" cock would be fine?!
His would be if he was 6 inches cos my minds already all over it, I'd be happy with a kiss and a finger or a kiss and a wank or a rusty trombone.
That's funny,purely because I don't know what the rusty trombone means!"A rusty trombone is wanking a guy off while rimming him. MrWho. | |||
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"Well its time for bed , do pop by and slip in to my dreams
She'll be there to taste your arse shortly after you're asleep "And such a delicious dream it was | |||
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"Well its time for bed , do pop by and slip in to my dreams
She'll be there to taste your arse shortly after you're asleep
And such a delicious dream it was "Was she good? | |||
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" ...takes his cock out sees he's 6" and in a totally devastated mood goes back to continue working... Haha yes! Although when I imagine his privates I'm imagining him big. Lol is a hard angry six incher with its sleeve rolled back not enough to ring your Dumbbells then?
If it was thick then yeah that would be fine, you say sleeve rolled back, you don't mean circumcised? I like a turtle neck on my dicks.
Hang on you're saying a 6" cock would be fine?!
His would be if he was 6 inches cos my minds already all over it, I'd be happy with a kiss and a finger or a kiss and a wank or a rusty trombone.
That's funny,purely because I don't know what the rusty trombone means!
A rusty trombone is wanking a guy off while rimming him.
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"Well its time for bed , do pop by and slip in to my dreams
She'll be there to taste your arse shortly after you're asleep
And such a delicious dream it was
Was she good? "Oh I think you know she was | |||
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"Well its time for bed , do pop by and slip in to my dreams
She'll be there to taste your arse shortly after you're asleep
And such a delicious dream it was
Was she good?
Oh I think you know she was "I'm thinking she probably was | |||
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"Well its time for bed , do pop by and slip in to my dreams
She'll be there to taste your arse shortly after you're asleep
And such a delicious dream it was
Was she good?
Oh I think you know she was "Was a rusty trombone involved or was it more like a pink oboe solo? | |||
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