FabSwingers.com forum: An interesting fact about yourself

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone else agree that is a horrible question to be asked? At work we've all been asked to provide one about ourselves and I'm still at a loss as to what to say.

Do any of you have an interesting fact about yourselves? I promise not to steal it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been slightly tipsy with Brian Blessed

"Gordon's Alive !"

I wasn't for about three days after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I threw up on Michael Caine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a hole in my heart

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I can do the splits and hubby skydives

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just make stuff up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was the first person to score %100 on the music GCSE.

And one time, I sat next to Diago Maradonna on a plane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I snogged Gareth Gates at school

it was sloppy

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I danced on stage with Jon Bon Jovi.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I snogged Gail Porter at college. .her hair was down to her bum then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to see a councillor about my sex addiction

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

That's quite hard isn't it,I mean most people have already mentioned someone else in their answer,does that count?!

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By *rotiquexxxMan
over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

"I have been slightly tipsy with Brian Blessed

"Gordon's Alive !"

I wasn't for about three days after

Brian Blessed played the giant in jack & the Beanstalk and I sat upon his shoulders

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ooh some interesting answers, I think I must be quite boring. The best I've got so far was that I got married at Gretna Green but not sure that's actually interesting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been slightly tipsy with Brian Blessed

"Gordon's Alive !"

I wasn't for about three days after

Brian Blessed played the giant in jack & the Beanstalk and I sat upon his shoulders"

He just drink me under the table and he hadn't got in to his full stride.

The next day we climbed Moel Shabod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh actually I do have something rather interesting. I've been engaged to the same man three times but never married

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

I am so incredibly interesting, it's difficult to choose something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my nipple pierced on my 40th birthday..

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I'm also on a YouTube video having a mic stand thrown at me on stage by Wayne Hussey of The Mission

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the only person I've ever come across who was expelled from school in Junior infants.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Ooh some interesting answers, I think I must be quite boring. The best I've got so far was that I got married at Gretna Green but not sure that's actually interesting? "

That's a good answer actually I'd go with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know where to start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont pick my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can put my fist in my mouth

I can also spell words backwards as easily as forwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 11 I won't the British Juvenile Latin American Formation Team Championships (not on my own obviously ) and I've abseiled from the roof of the millennium stadium onto the pitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*won

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh actually I do have something rather interesting. I've been engaged to the same man three times but never married"

Has he had to buy three different rings as a result? If so, ouch !! Lols

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost my vaginity to my husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can put my fist in my mouth

I can also spell words backwards as easily as forwards

With your fist in your mouth, that's some trick.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Ted heath gave me a glass of wine over the hedge when he was at a function at barton manor durrinf cowes week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

CANTERBURY

I have walked inside the Arctic and Antarctic circles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had my nipple pierced on my 40th birthday.."

I tried to get my clit pierced a few years ago, apparently it wasn't big enough

. I was mortified. My friend was pissing himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lick my own elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm adopted.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got into a fight with Terry Christian over a box of matches.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

In one day I had lunch with heile gabrisalaise and Paula Radcliffe stood on my foot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can put my fist in my mouth

I can also spell words backwards as easily as forwards

I'm one of only 2 people I'm aware of to sit on a sunken submarine at 54 metres in the English channel and have a cheeky smoke.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I was on a documentary getting my boob's out when I was 18

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can put my fist in my mouth

I can also spell words backwards as easily as forwards

I'm one of only 2 people I'm aware of to sit on a sunken submarine at 54 metres in the English channel and have a cheeky smoke. "

Now that's just irresponsible !! You rebel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have flown a glider.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes we forget to breath and turn slightly blue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know why I quoted there.

I Pressed the wrong button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see ghosts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was born in Canada

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can put my fist in my mouth

I can also spell words backwards as easily as forwards

I'm one of only 2 people I'm aware of to sit on a sunken submarine at 54 metres in the English channel and have a cheeky smoke.

Now that's just irresponsible !! You rebel

Yeah challenging to say the least.

I saw a woman spelling backwards on TV recently. Amazing. I couldn't keep up with her spelling forwards and I can spell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Russel brand accidentely hit my head with the lead of his microphone and apologised, we were sat in the front row.

Ive also signed the official secrets act twice but never been in the armed services.

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By *nceinawhileCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich

I went to primary school with Jo Joyner who has been in Eastenders and doctor who

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

I used to work on the trains to London, basically waitressing in first class. One morning an MP got more than his cup of coffee when the train lurched. My shirt popped open and I missed his cup, pouring coffee all over his lap. I suspect he didn't notice the coffee at first lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My headmaster at school was the Actor Ioan Griffith's dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got hyperdontia (loads of teeth)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been slightly tipsy with Brian Blessed

"Gordon's Alive !"

I wasn't for about three days after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got into a fight with Terry Christian over a box of matches."

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I lost extended family in the Indian Ocean Tsunami in 2004

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost extended family in the Indian Ocean Tsunami in 2004"

Bless me too

so sad X X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can put my fist in my mouth

I can also spell words backwards as easily as forwards

I'm one of only 2 people I'm aware of to sit on a sunken submarine at 54 metres in the English channel and have a cheeky smoke.

Now that's just irresponsible !! You rebel

Yeah challenging to say the least.

I saw a woman spelling backwards on TV recently. Amazing. I couldn't keep up with her spelling forwards and I can spell.

Really? Thought I was the only weird one, my kids think it's great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was the first person since 1964 to be successfully convicted of killing a swan

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I lost extended family in the Indian Ocean Tsunami in 2004

Bless me too

so sad X X "

Hugs, my uncles dad and step mum.X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I provide the voice over for the pre flight information on British easyjet flights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once played a crocodile in a professional pantomime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh some interesting answers, I think I must be quite boring. The best I've got so far was that I got married at Gretna Green but not sure that's actually interesting? "

That's actually pretty interesting. And the attached story must be quite fascinating.

I hitched through gretna green and thought it was a fascinating place that must be full of stories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mr Lincs is ambidextrous but only with a shotgun lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work as a fingerprint examiner for the metropolitan police.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I was accompanied by a police sergeant when I got my second tattoo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The reason everyone has to go through a metal detector at the airport?

I tried to smuggle a plane onto a plane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I burned Jim Bowen's balls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cut my pigtails off on Xmas day as a 6yr old, wrapped them up, including the red ribbons and gave them to mummy! She wasn't impressed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am an outlaw country/folk singer/songwriter and musician, is that interesting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Russel brand accidentely hit my head with the lead of his microphone and apologised, we were sat in the front row.

Ive also signed the official secrets act twice but never been in the armed services. "

I've also signed the official secrets act and I've never been in the armed services either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cut my pigtails off on Xmas day as a 6yr old, wrapped them up, including the red ribbons and gave them to mummy! She wasn't impressed!

that's hilarious! Wonder what was going through your wee brain?!

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By *duk70Man
over a year ago

langley

I'm a qualified football coach and training karate teacher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once a magicians assistant and I was taught how to breathe fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost extended family in the Indian Ocean Tsunami in 2004

Bless me too

so sad X X

Hugs, my uncles dad and step mum.X"

Two of our closest friends (my ex at the time) I remember that day like it was yesterday. Boxing Day and my daughter was new born I was so happy but distraught also

Makes you realise dosent it what's important X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cut my pigtails off on Xmas day as a 6yr old, wrapped them up, including the red ribbons and gave them to mummy! She wasn't impressed!

that's hilarious! Wonder what was going through your wee brain?!"

I had a thing about cutting my barbie dolls hair.. I have no idea what I was thinking but the pics are so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I provide the voice over for the pre flight information on British easyjet flights"

Oh I love your voice ,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Russel brand accidentely hit my head with the lead of his microphone and apologised, we were sat in the front row.

Ive also signed the official secrets act twice but never been in the armed services.

I've also signed the official secrets act and I've never been in the armed services either

I've signed it twice!! If I told you where I was standing on Tuesday morning I would most probably have to....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to pick sum item up for a house only to be told wen i got there it was Yaya Toures house and I hate man city lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is reminding me of all the random stuff I did when I was younger ....

I was once in a Welsh National Youth Opera show

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

See green arrow for details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done my ambulance aid L3 I got 100% chest compressions

98% bag n masking and 100% on the paper exam. Xxx

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By *r havin a laughMan
over a year ago

Innerleithen

Got 5 and bonus ball, October 2001, in lottery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Russel brand accidentely hit my head with the lead of his microphone and apologised, we were sat in the front row.

Ive also signed the official secrets act twice but never been in the armed services.

I've also signed the official secrets act and I've never been in the armed services either

I've signed it twice!! If I told you where I was standing on Tuesday morning I would most probably have to....

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I have travelled across the mid West, USA, representing a pottery company.

Demonstrating the art of figure painting at trade fairs.

That was pretty exciting.

Before I gained my first class honours degree (BSc) , at the age of 49, yep an achievement I am very proud of xxxxxx Suzi

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I've met Rik Mayall. He was a lovely guy and very different to his crazy tv/stage persona.

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By *r havin a laughMan
over a year ago

Innerleithen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've met Rik Mayall. He was a lovely guy and very different to his crazy tv/stage persona."

Cool guy !! I'd love to meet Stephen Hawkins (geek I know) he's my idol

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By *r havin a laughMan
over a year ago

Innerleithen

"I've got hyperdontia (loads of teeth)

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how many

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I've arm wrestled the incredible hulk..Well lou ferigno...

And lost

And made a 6 year old Example (Elliot Gould) have a tantrum at my great nans 100th birthday cos I wouldn't let him the play cement factory Nintendo game I had.

I'm far better at sharing now

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

I see dead people....

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I called then Prime Minister John Major a prat on ITV.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see dead people...."

I hear dead people

, but that's another thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I taught Lemmy how to play bass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im actually a ninja! But only when i wear black!

Jayx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to hang out with Jonny Ive in SanFran, he did fuck all but smoke but I was busy designing an MP3 player until one day when he stole my sketch pad and I never heard from him again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I taught Lemmy how to play bass "

That's awesome, I love motorhead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can wriggle my ears! Lol

Jay aka Dumbo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got into a fight with Terry Christian over a box of matches."

I almost got in a fight with oliver reed in a hotel lobby in bham! Many years ago, Guess what, he was pissed, his minders broke it up! RIP Legend!

Jay x

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By *nceinawhileCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich

"I've met Rik Mayall. He was a lovely guy and very different to his crazy tv/stage persona."

I've met Ade Edmondson

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

I was happily minding my own business in Madame Tussaud's when some excitable Japanese tourist went to put her arms round me and told her friend to take a picture of her with Robert deniro ....she screamed when I moved and she ended up as red as a baboons arse .....you probably had to be there to appreachieate it more I guess X

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By *icksfocusMan
over a year ago

Pontefract

Used to race rd350lc's and raced against Damon Hill ( formula 1 driver )

Was also in a film with Sean bean called when Saturday comes. They had to have real mines rescue men when they brought his brother out of pit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Russel brand accidentely hit my head with the lead of his microphone and apologised, we were sat in the front row.

Ive also signed the official secrets act twice but never been in the armed services. "

I've signed the official secrets act too and never been in the armed forces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The reason everyone has to go through a metal detector at the airport?

I tried to smuggle a plane onto a plane "

This really made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once got into a fight with Terry Christian over a box of matches.

I almost got in a fight with oliver reed in a hotel lobby in bham! Many years ago, Guess what, he was pissed, his minders broke it up! RIP Legend!

My Mum loved Oliver Reed, for some reason she used to shout she loved him when d*unk from the balcony when she lived in Germany, as far as I know he wasn't in Germany at the time

Jay x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once an extra (along with loads of other folk from my old work place) in the Wesley Snipes film The Contractor. The used our ground floor offices for the internal police station scenes.

Got paid £50 and we were there for hours and hours and hours

. Did get my pic taken with the Scottish actor Iain Robertson. He was lovely

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By *icksfocusMan
over a year ago

Pontefract

"I was once an extra (along with loads of other folk from my old work place) in the Wesley Snipes film The Contractor. The used our ground floor offices for the internal police station scenes.

Got paid £50 and we were there for hours and hours and hours

. Did get my pic taken with the Scottish actor Iain Robertson. He was lovely

When I was filming on when Saturday comes I was there for a week and on screen for about 7.2 seconds lol

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I threw a famous Hollywood actor into a river.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Russel brand accidentely hit my head with the lead of his microphone and apologised, we were sat in the front row.

Ive also signed the official secrets act twice but never been in the armed services.

I've signed the official secrets act too and never been in the armed forces"

I used to have to sign it every 3 years "just in case" I hadn't signed it before... but they had a list and I was clearly on it lol!

Then I got this job.... and I had to sign it again ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once an extra (along with loads of other folk from my old work place) in the Wesley Snipes film The Contractor. The used our ground floor offices for the internal police station scenes.

Got paid £50 and we were there for hours and hours and hours

. Did get my pic taken with the Scottish actor Iain Robertson. He was lovely

When I was filming on when Saturday comes I was there for a week and on screen for about 7.2 seconds lol "

It's a long old process, least you ended up on screen though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Russel brand accidentely hit my head with the lead of his microphone and apologised, we were sat in the front row.

Ive also signed the official secrets act twice but never been in the armed services.

I've signed the official secrets act too and never been in the armed forces"

Me too !!

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By *icksfocusMan
over a year ago

Pontefract

"I was once an extra (along with loads of other folk from my old work place) in the Wesley Snipes film The Contractor. The used our ground floor offices for the internal police station scenes.

Got paid £50 and we were there for hours and hours and hours

. Did get my pic taken with the Scottish actor Iain Robertson. He was lovely

When I was filming on when Saturday comes I was there for a week and on screen for about 7.2 seconds lol

It's a long old process, least you ended up on screen though

Yeah with full BReayhing apparatus on. My mate got the speaking part, he said 'there's no sign of life'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was still a virgin at 23 - i dont think thats odd but some people do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have red, green and brown deficiency.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

Many years ago (as a teenager) I was locked in a prison cell for the afternoon.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

I am qualified to stick tubes up people bums

and I have never owned a freezer

Mrs blue eyes

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By *elson61Man
over a year ago

WELWYN GARDEN CITY

I was born with one kidney.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when I worked in a posh hotel in the lake district I was Barbra Windsors wine waitress, and I served Judi Dench dinner and breakfast..

in another hotel I worked in in Scotland I served Earl Spencer and his party, who pitched up very late one night, caused a load of extra work and hassle but also left a hefty tip when they left...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can suck my own knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can suck my own knob"

I'm sure you said that earlier

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over a year ago

"I can suck my own knob"

Pictures please

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"I can lick my own elbow"

Impossible you must have T. rex arms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate getting this question at work things too. I'm a boring bugger so can never think of anything. Pretended I could speak Welsh once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate getting this question at work things too. I'm a boring bugger so can never think of anything. Pretended I could speak Welsh once."

You swing !!! Without your OH knowing ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the daughter of a mother that can do a rubix cube really fast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both I and Number One Chap have seen Elizabeth Hurley in her undies. Separate occasions and all entirely above board I might add. (I saw her first - mwahahaha).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm (mrs) an empath and also have predictive dreams.

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Both I and Number One Chap have seen Elizabeth Hurley in her undies. Separate occasions and all entirely above board I might add. (I saw her first - mwahahaha). "

Pictures please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have wrestled with an alligator i done tussled with a whale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can suck my own knob

I'm sure you said that earlier

No i didnt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate getting this question at work things too. I'm a boring bugger so can never think of anything. Pretended I could speak Welsh once.

You swing !!! Without your OH knowing ? "

Prize for the most irrelevant statement of the day goes to...

(Drumroll please)

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By *albec26Man
over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

I can say the alphabet backwards and gave birth to my eldest child and didn't know I was pregnant ..yes it happens more often than you would think and jays kissed both stephen fry and Julian clarey ..but not at the same time ?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate getting this question at work things too. I'm a boring bugger so can never think of anything. Pretended I could speak Welsh once.

You swing !!! Without your OH knowing ? "

I think he'd be shocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im the only one in my family with blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate getting this question at work things too. I'm a boring bugger so can never think of anything. Pretended I could speak Welsh once.

You swing !!! Without your OH knowing ?

I think he'd be shocked "

Amazing how you know all about the hypothetical reactions of this person you've never met. Are you psychic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give up my bed every weekend for my daughter's. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate getting this question at work things too. I'm a boring bugger so can never think of anything. Pretended I could speak Welsh once.

You swing !!! Without your OH knowing ?

Prize for the most irrelevant statement of the day goes to...

(Drumroll please)"

YAaay I love a drum roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can out pout most people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate getting this question at work things too. I'm a boring bugger so can never think of anything. Pretended I could speak Welsh once.

You swing !!! Without your OH knowing ?

I think he'd be shocked

Amazing how you know all about the hypothetical reactions of this person you've never met. Are you psychic?"

I am actually !!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

My flying saucer is due its 560th MOT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate getting this question at work things too. I'm a boring bugger so can never think of anything. Pretended I could speak Welsh once.

You swing !!! Without your OH knowing ?

I think he'd be shocked

Amazing how you know all about the hypothetical reactions of this person you've never met. Are you psychic?

I am actually !!

So am I! So psychic I can sense you sucking all the fun out of somone's lighthearted thread so I'll leave you to it.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

I tell lies all the time or do I ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Played in same team as jonny wilkinson

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Met rik mayall when i was 15dpin his alan bstard routine and had my pic taken with him in the hull daily mail lol he was ace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What am i thinking

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By *heeky202Man
over a year ago

manchester

D*unk with Pete Shelley(buzzcocks)

Drink with Alexi Sayle

Told to f66k of by Derek Hatton

Work part timd and do charity runs as Minion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make straight guys suck cock

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By *rs Mia WallaceWoman
over a year ago

Bathwyche

"I called then Prime Minister John Major a prat on ITV."

Brilliant!

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By *heeky202Man
over a year ago

manchester

Am completely free tomorrow night in Manchester.

Yet every one of my 'friends' are on holiday or ill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else agree that is a horrible question to be asked? At work we've all been asked to provide one about ourselves and I'm still at a loss as to what to say.

Do any of you have an interesting fact about yourselves? I promise not to steal it

I was technically born on 31st October, but my birth certificate says 1st November.

I was stillborn when I was delivered by emergency c-section at 11:59. My heart didn't start beating until after the clock had ticked past midnight, and my mum didn't want me to be a Halloween baby!

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Can't we go back to funny skills like hamster up arses

Too much tension for a Friday night

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Anyone else agree that is a horrible question to be asked? At work we've all been asked to provide one about ourselves and I'm still at a loss as to what to say.

Do any of you have an interesting fact about yourselves? I promise not to steal it

I was technically born on 31st October, but my birth certificate says 1st November.

I was stillborn when I was delivered by emergency c-section at 11:59. My heart didn't start beating until after the clock had ticked past midnight, and my mum didn't want me to be a Halloween baby!"

Wow antichrist

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By *heeky202Man
over a year ago

manchester

When fisting you can hear the bones cracking in my wrist and hand from an old injury.

Will that do

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By *rs Mia WallaceWoman
over a year ago

Bathwyche

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"When fisting you can hear the bones cracking in my wrist and hand from an old injury.

Will that do

Ha ha yep back on track

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two vaginas. To distinguish between the two I call one of them my arse.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I write neater mirror writing with my left hand than I do normal writing with my right xxx

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By *rs Mia WallaceWoman
over a year ago

Bathwyche

Not the most interesting fact about me,

but..w when bending over to 'touch ya toes'

I csn put my palms down flat to the floor instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had sex or been intimate with women of my own race (black)

its has just never happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When fisting you can hear the bones cracking in my wrist and hand from an old injury.

Will that do

Does the cracking sound speed up as the fisting speed increases? Does it sound like castanets?

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"I have two vaginas. To distinguish between the two I call one of them my arse."

Good logic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes glazed over and rolled into the back of my head after spiritual church

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've represented my country at football... Youth level only, wasn't good enough to progress further

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By *heeky202Man
over a year ago

manchester

"When fisting you can hear the bones cracking in my wrist and hand from an old injury.

Will that do

Does the cracking sound speed up as the fisting speed increases? Does it sound like castanets? O:

-)"

No as I rotate my clenched fist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never had sex or been intimate with women of my own race (black)

its has just never happened

Those poor women!

Or....they run away when they see you coming?

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"My eyes glazed over and rolled into the back of my head after spiritual church

I can imagine I would never get out of confession

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not the most interesting fact about me,

but..w when bending over to 'touch ya toes'

I csn put my palms down flat to the floor instead"

I've never been able to do that; I think I have stiff ligaments. I could never do the splits either

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"My eyes glazed over and rolled into the back of my head after spiritual church

I can imagine I would never get out of confession

You wouldn't need to confess. They'd already know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When fisting you can hear the bones cracking in my wrist and hand from an old injury.

Will that do

Does the cracking sound speed up as the fisting speed increases? Does it sound like castanets? O:

No as I rotate my clenched fist"

You can tell I know chuff all about fisting!

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By *heeky202Man
over a year ago

manchester

See you next week

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"Not the most interesting fact about me,

but..w when bending over to 'touch ya toes'

I csn put my palms down flat to the floor instead

I've never been able to do that; I think I have stiff ligaments. I could never do the splits either

Just make sure you're wearing suitable clothing whenever you try doing the splits. I've seen a fair few people inadvertently make their clothes air-conditioned whilst attempting it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

17 years ago i nearly answered a question on University Challenge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never had sex or been intimate with women of my own race (black)

its has just never happened

Those poor women!

Or....they run away when they see you coming?

Haha always crack me with ur posts

must be the silly boxers I wear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not the most interesting fact about me,

but..w when bending over to 'touch ya toes'

I csn put my palms down flat to the floor instead

I've never been able to do that; I think I have stiff ligaments. I could never do the splits either

Just make sure you're wearing suitable clothing whenever you try doing the splits. I've seen a fair few people inadvertently make their clothes air-conditioned whilst attempting it."

Mine would barely stretch,but I have split the arse of my pjs. That's just from having a fat arse though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never had sex or been intimate with women of my own race (black)

its has just never happened

Those poor women!

Or....they run away when they see you coming?

Haha always crack me with ur posts

must be the silly boxers I wear"

Possibly. I like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a degree in field archaeology

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

weird moment

I thought this thread closed?!

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