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"Try this....... There I was catching up on my zzzzz's (after drinking the COLD tea she brought in to me) when I hear 'Darling the car won't start' what the hell am I supposed to do in the middle of my zzzzz's for gawds sake? She said she was going to take mine s why did she need to wake me? all she had to do was find rthe key and clear things out. Now I've got to find things to do for an extra hour and I really don't want to lay the new floor in the bathroom "You didn't suggest the bus???? Ok now your up then cut you grass while its warm. | |||
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"Try this....... There I was catching up on my zzzzz's (after drinking the COLD tea she brought in to me) when I hear 'Darling the car won't start' what the hell am I supposed to do in the middle of my zzzzz's for gawds sake? She said she was going to take mine s why did she need to wake me? all she had to do was find rthe key and clear things out. Now I've got to find things to do for an extra hour and I really don't want to lay the new floor in the bathroom "Mate women cant let men lie in if they aint lol The other way round though is a death sentance | |||
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" Ok now your up then cut you grass while its warm." Freddie have you got a lawnmower fetish this morning lol x | |||
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"oh and if I've got to cut the grass has anyone got a tractor I can borrow?" Tractor? well now that you ask!!!! Bus! Put your foot down! But her a day rover. She will love it honest  | |||
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"*thinks freddie has no idea about K* "Hey im miles away but figure what ever she can throw and misses you won't make me. Bit of steel needed, show her who is boss  | |||
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"I've been trying for over 30 years mate! and she has a powerful left hook. The cheek of it she just phoned to ask if I had got the thing going yet ......... and what was I going to cook for tea tonight but suppose I should be thankful for small mercies she didn't say stick the broom where the sun don't shine so I can brush up as I walk around "Check the broom for lube as she might have it planned for later. As for the car, depends what it is but looks like your getting your fingers oily and not in a good way!  | |||
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"looks like its a call to the RAC "You from Norwich! It’s a tractor isn’t it | |||
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"Its a tractor I need to mow the field this si some foreign **** that won't start "Bugger your in the brown stuff if you don’t get it fixed then. Looks like your Tuesday will be busy. RAC like you said then. | |||
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"Its a tractor I need to mow the field this si some foreign **** that won't start "did mrs k put any petrol in it women tend to not know about teci things like that | |||
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"Its a tractor I need to mow the field this si some foreign **** that won't start
did mrs k put any petrol in it
women tend to not know about teci things like that "Yeah she put a tenner in it yesterday ...... well at least thats what she told me she did with the money I gave her | |||
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"lol yep..any other i'd be pleased to hear "I know who would get me right back in it this minute | |||
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"yo dudes....what made me get out of bed is hearing the words "your discharged" this morning....yep am home" Nothing like being discharged. Rabbit theft in ASDA wasn't it
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"yo dudes....what made me get out of bed is hearing the words "your discharged" this morning....yep am home Nothing like being discharged. Rabbit theft in ASDA wasn't it
Hope all is working well now "ah yeah all working well now freddie...am home and ready for action. dont know whether u saw on the thread. but last night i escaped for a few hours from the hospital. patrick picked me up in my nightie and i went to his for some rampant sex. blood pressure was always low, but on my return had to laugh when the nurse took it and it had gone up. sat there stinking of sex and had to get in the shower quick...hehe!! | |||
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"yo dudes....what made me get out of bed is hearing the words "your discharged" this morning....yep am home Nothing like being discharged. Rabbit theft in ASDA wasn't it
Hope all is working well now
ah yeah all working well now freddie...am home and ready for action. dont know whether u saw on the thread. but last night i escaped for a few hours from the hospital. patrick picked me up in my nightie and i went to his for some rampant sex. blood pressure was always low, but on my return had to laugh when the nurse took it and it had gone up. sat there stinking of sex and had to get in the shower quick...hehe!!"Don't know you (yet) Jan but been following the thread and pleased that all is now well. Can you still smell sex over all the carbolic in hospitals? | |||
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"Try this....... There I was catching up on my zzzzz's (after drinking the COLD tea she brought in to me) when I hear 'Darling the car won't start' what the hell am I supposed to do in the middle of my zzzzz's for gawds sake? She said she was going to take mine s why did she need to wake me? all she had to do was find rthe key and clear things out. Now I've got to find things to do for an extra hour and I really don't want to lay the new floor in the bathroom "WooHoo the reason for getting me out of bed this morning has just started
not got the floor laid yet though | |||
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"My 2yr old gets me out of bed, normaly there is a large teddy bear fight involved, damn that kid has a good throwing arm and a nasty aim!! Poor wiggles almost got blinded by a low flying plastic pepa pic toy, today" could your little 'un play cricket for England? | |||
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"hmmm it sounds as though you are a bad riser pieches LOL either that or you wake up in morning with something poking in your side lmao" only if im lucky kita | |||
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"yo dudes....what made me get out of bed is hearing the words "your discharged" this morning....yep am home Nothing like being discharged. Rabbit theft in ASDA wasn't it
Hope all is working well now
ah yeah all working well now freddie...am home and ready for action. dont know whether u saw on the thread. but last night i escaped for a few hours from the hospital. patrick picked me up in my nightie and i went to his for some rampant sex. blood pressure was always low, but on my return had to laugh when the nurse took it and it had gone up. sat there stinking of sex and had to get in the shower quick...hehe!!
Don't know you (yet) Jan but been following the thread and pleased that all is now well. Can you still smell sex over all the carbolic in hospitals? "hell yeah, smell of sex beats anything. | |||
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"Not guilty your honour!" You still jiffing about with the car??? Did you send her on the bus today though | |||
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I did the manly thing and got up with her this morning and thought I bet I can start it first time, hate to admit it but I failed | |||
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"Nah but I did tell her what you said yesterday She said she'll remember to slap you if she meets you pmsl
I did the manly thing and got up with her this morning and thought I bet I can start it first time, hate to admit it but I failed "Ok how about push bike from Halfords as they have some great deals on. As for the slap lol well my cheeky smile might make her melt a little if she did meet me | |||
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"Nah but I did tell her what you said yesterday She said she'll remember to slap you if she meets you pmsl
I did the manly thing and got up with her this morning and thought I bet I can start it first time, hate to admit it but I failed
Ok how about push bike from Halfords as they have some great deals on.
As for the slap lol well my cheeky smile might make her melt a little if she did meet me "well you do meet 2 of her criteria lol | |||
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"Nah but I did tell her what you said yesterday She said she'll remember to slap you if she meets you pmsl
I did the manly thing and got up with her this morning and thought I bet I can start it first time, hate to admit it but I failed
Ok how about push bike from Halfords as they have some great deals on.
As for the slap lol well my cheeky smile might make her melt a little if she did meet me
well you do meet 2 of her criteria lol"A pulse and??? Fook where is my pulse??????? | |||
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"thats 3 then pmsl" well can't find my pulse but after 11 mins and im still typing i think i must have one some place. Hang on ill go look in the mirror to see if i have a reflection. I assume your car-less again today, maybe she just likes your wheels  | |||
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"Well they are hers as well but yes the car she is in today is a bit of a head turner "John Deere 5D/5E Series | |||
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"a little bit sportier than that - remember I was after a tractor yesterday to mow the field pmsl" Ooo DB9 then???? No wonder she is nicking it | |||
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"now that would be nice - ours is about £250k cheaper " Just seen a pretty blonde in a Saab 93 convertible, it wasn’t her was it??? | |||
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"no but getting close lol" Noo not a Volvo!!!! | |||
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