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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just grabbed a shower at work before handing over the job and as I got out to get dried I was hit with a overwhelming smell of bubblegum

and I thought, chuffin hell, wouldn't that make a great deodorant. A welcome change from the usual musk rat offerings on sale.

What smells would you like as a deodorant?

Perhaps a 'candyfloss' or a ' sherbet and liquorice'

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Lemon Puff biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the smell of petrol station

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Fresh-baked bread? Who doesn't like smelling that as they wander around their supermarket of choice?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I love the smell of petrol station "

Fuck off, creosote is so much better

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

"I love the smell of petrol station "

Yes mate love it too

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Bubblegum smelly stuff does exist, my kids have bubblegum bubblebath & pretty sure they've had shampoo before now..

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

"Fresh-baked bread? Who doesn't like smelling that as they wander around their supermarket of choice?"

Lucky to say that every morning in the wear house they cook fresh bread so get that smell all the time

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Oh, my smell is tar from the hot barrels they use for filling cracks in the road..

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Clean, fresh human - there's too much artificial stuff in use. I rather like clubs that don't permit users wearing of them.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Fresh-baked bread? Who doesn't like smelling that as they wander around their supermarket of choice?"

Yup I agree, but they only seem to make it in Lidl round here and I only ever seem to come out with a mini chainsaw and a wetsuit when I only went in for a loaf of bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also nice bit doesn't beat petrol my man

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Also nice bit doesn't beat petrol my man "

Do the ladies share your passion for petrol? Or do they prefer 4-stroke?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well iam a bit more old school cant beat two stroke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freshly cut grass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just grabbed a shower at work before handing over the job and as I got out to get dried I was hit with a overwhelming smell of bubblegum

and I thought, chuffin hell, wouldn't that make a great deodorant. A welcome change from the usual musk rat offerings on sale.

What smells would you like as a deodorant?

Perhaps a 'candyfloss' or a ' sherbet and liquorice'

Chloroform......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Petrol I am strange though but the smell of petrol in a petrol station wow I am aware it can kill etc hence why I don't sniff petrol every day but it would be a great deodorant obviously impossible though.

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

I just love the smell of new leather.

Would be a real turn on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paint

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I love all these smells but I wouldn't fancy walking around smelling of petrol or bubblegum

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sweet smell of Roses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

freshly cut grass

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"I love the smell of petrol station

Fuck off, creosote is so much better

Mmmmm " creosote por homme " lol

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

"I love the smell of petrol station

Fuck off, creosote is so much better

Mmmmm " creosote por homme " lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love the smell of petrol station "

I used to when we still had 4 star ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just grabbed a shower at work before handing over the job and as I got out to get dried I was hit with a overwhelming smell of bubblegum

and I thought, chuffin hell, wouldn't that make a great deodorant. A welcome change from the usual musk rat offerings on sale.

What smells would you like as a deodorant?

Perhaps a 'candyfloss' or a ' sherbet and liquorice'

Chloroform......"

Hahahaha

Brilliant

But socially unacceptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well iam not suggesting too go away and abuse solvents ha but a lil wiff if petrol weather it be in the perltrol station filling up in a lawn mower etc is plesent on the nostrils lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screen wash!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh, my smell is tar from the hot barrels they use for filling cracks in the road..

Filling cracks (sniggers uncontrollably)

Sorry.. (regains composure and slaps self round face for being a twat)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the smell of napalm in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love the smell of napalm in the morning

Whey hey

Charlie don't surf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vegetable Supreme deep pan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freshly washed linen, actually I think that is already one.

Or maybe chocolate

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By *aster C the kinksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington

The smell of Castrol R coming from a 2 stroke engine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freshly baked bread. Everyone loves that smell

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Oh, my smell is tar from the hot barrels they use for filling cracks in the road..

Filling cracks (sniggers uncontrollably)

Sorry.. (regains composure and slaps self round face for being a twat) "

I'll slap you, if you like!

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Vanilla

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Burning wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just grabbed a shower at work before handing over the job and as I got out to get dried I was hit with a overwhelming smell of bubblegum

and I thought, chuffin hell, wouldn't that make a great deodorant. A welcome change from the usual musk rat offerings on sale.

What smells would you like as a deodorant?

Perhaps a 'candyfloss' or a ' sherbet and liquorice'

Chloroform......

Hahahaha

Brilliant

But socially unacceptable

Bugger.

Napalm then.

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

The last time i smelt of petrol i was scared to have a cigarette for at least an hour

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Love the smell of petrol and fried onions, but not at the same time lol x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"The smell of Castrol R coming from a 2 stroke engine"

You'd have loved riding behind ma Beckett tuned RD 400 then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh, my smell is tar from the hot barrels they use for filling cracks in the road..

Filling cracks (sniggers uncontrollably)

Sorry.. (regains composure and slaps self round face for being a twat)

I'll slap you, if you like!

Repeatedly I hope

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Oh, my smell is tar from the hot barrels they use for filling cracks in the road..

Filling cracks (sniggers uncontrollably)

Sorry.. (regains composure and slaps self round face for being a twat)

I'll slap you, if you like!

Repeatedly I hope

Of that, you can be assured

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just grabbed a shower at work before handing over the job and as I got out to get dried I was hit with a overwhelming smell of bubblegum

and I thought, chuffin hell, wouldn't that make a great deodorant. A welcome change from the usual musk rat offerings on sale.

What smells would you like as a deodorant?

Perhaps a 'candyfloss' or a ' sherbet and liquorice'

Chloroform......

Hahahaha

Brilliant

But socially unacceptable

Bugger.

Napalm then.

So long as you conform to H&S requirements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinot Grigio! It would be like a Lynx advert.

Mr L

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh, my smell is tar from the hot barrels they use for filling cracks in the road..

Filling cracks (sniggers uncontrollably)

Sorry.. (regains composure and slaps self round face for being a twat)

I'll slap you, if you like!

Repeatedly I hope

Of that, you can be assured

But not with a baseball bat though, got to draw the line somewhere

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

freshly dug earth and the sides of matchboxes and spent matches....

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Oh, my smell is tar from the hot barrels they use for filling cracks in the road..

Filling cracks (sniggers uncontrollably)

Sorry.. (regains composure and slaps self round face for being a twat)

I'll slap you, if you like!

Repeatedly I hope

Of that, you can be assured

But not with a baseball bat though, got to draw the line somewhere

Damn...my riding crop will have to do...

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"freshly dug earth and the sides of matchboxes and spent matches...."

Deffo the matches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweaty" jar

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"The sweet smell of Roses"

Love opening a fresh tin! Hmmmm

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Something interesting like

Dovakiin or Rivendell Rose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imperial leatherhas just brought out a foamy bannana shower gel which i'm loving the smell of wouldn't mind that as a deoderant...better than that lynx chocolate shite.

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean linen and fresh dove soap. Quite like the smell of bleach too

. Real fresh clean smells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also nice bit doesn't beat petrol my man

Do the ladies share your passion for petrol? Or do they prefer 4-stroke?!

I love petrol, and leather, and engine oil.

Or maybe I just like guys who play with cars

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh, my smell is tar from the hot barrels they use for filling cracks in the road..

Filling cracks (sniggers uncontrollably)

Sorry.. (regains composure and slaps self round face for being a twat)

I'll slap you, if you like!

Repeatedly I hope

Of that, you can be assured

But not with a baseball bat though, got to draw the line somewhere

Damn...my riding crop will have to do..."

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Also nice bit doesn't beat petrol my man

Do the ladies share your passion for petrol? Or do they prefer 4-stroke?!

I love petrol, and leather, and engine oil.

Or maybe I just like guys who play with cars

Bummer & there was us just donning the black leathers to scoot up to you on our black m/c

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex Panther.

60% of the time, it works all the time.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I`ve had a new car and i quite like the smell, either that or good beef gravy

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