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The first rule of F club is...

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By *ason_silver OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

1st RULE: You do not talk about F CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about F CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the F is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a F.(Lets work on that one)

5th RULE: One F at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: F's will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at F CLUB, you HAVE to F.

A lot of you will understand this - what caused you to change?

The average Jo - what made you decide to open your legs, or get an erection simply because you can?

what switched you from a “normal” to a swinger?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

“Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.”

~ Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

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By *ason_silver OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"“Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.”

~ Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

"

Finally!!

I was trying so hard to read that text - but it kept disappearing away..

seriously - three seconds to read a possible switch on human ideology - trust me - the real changes take longer

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

“I see in the fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with white collars, advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of the history man, no purpose or place, we have no Great war, no Great depression, our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives, we've been all raised by television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars, but we won't and we're slowly learning that fact. and we're very very pissed off.”

~ Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love you Joe

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"“I see in the fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with white collars, advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of the history man, no purpose or place, we have no Great war, no Great depression, our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives, we've been all raised by television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars, but we won't and we're slowly learning that fact. and we're very very pissed off.”

~ Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Love you Joe "

Fight Club is much, much better than me

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Love you Joe

Fight Club is much, much better than me"

* “It's not love or anything, but I think I like you, too.”

~ Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love you Joe

Fight Club is much, much better than me

* “It's not love or anything, but I think I like you, too.”

~ Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

"

That'll do pig, that'll do. Babe

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By *ason_silver OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I was not looking for "fight club" quotes - I was looking for evolution of the idea.

( and F club was a different F )

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I was not looking for "fight club" quotes - I was looking for evolution of the idea.

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Like herding cats this lot. ...

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By *ason_silver OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I was not looking for "fight club" quotes - I was looking for evolution of the idea.

Like herding cats this lot. ... "

yeah - I know

but you have to try - right?

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