FabSwingers.com forum: Favorite slang term for sex?

By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

Bumping Uglies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bumping Uglies

The horizontal monster mash always make my immature mind chuckle

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"Bumping Uglies

The horizontal monster mash always make my immature mind chuckle "

Never even heard of that but I'm chuckling

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By *ntheswingCouple
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Nookie.

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

A but of how's your father.

Another oldie but a good one none the less.

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By *ilyflo1Woman
over a year ago

Horsham

I love romping a la News of the World which was very keen on reporting '3 in a bed' romps...

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Knockin' boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gallop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play a game of hide the sausage lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laying slabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shagging

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

A bit of slap and tickle

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

nookie..love that word

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

Getting fruity also one of my favourites

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"Shagging "

Yes but only when said in an American accent. Makes me giggle every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good old....Fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting jiggy

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"A bit of slap and tickle

Forgot all about that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bit of slap and tickle

Us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting jiggy"

I have trademarked that saying

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Little bit of Percy Filth

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"'avinashag" as they say around these parts.. Although I find that very vulgar and common and much prefer to say "having it orf"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is the dance with no pants.

The wha Chica wha wha.

Getting down and dirty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grinding

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"Little bit of Percy Filth

I don't know why but that tickled me more than it should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bumping Uglies

Whack Willy Wonka into Wonderland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not actually a slang term, but I rather like 'shenanigans'.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Not actually a slang term, but I rather like 'shenanigans'. "

I love that word

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"Bumping Uglies

Whack Willy Wonka into Wonderland

I nearly choked with that last one. I think it's my new personal favourite.

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By *ookingforcock12Couple
over a year ago

Southampton

Hop on the good foot and do the bad thing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coetus! Just because I'm cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coetus! Just because I'm cool

Or you watch big bang theory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coetus! Just because I'm cool

Or you watch big bang theory

Either way, I'm still cool

ha!

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Not actually a slang term, but I rather like 'shenanigans'. "

Yep! I like shenanigans!

Cheeky shenanigans

Saucy Shenanigans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not actually a slang term, but I rather like 'shenanigans'.

I love that word"

*curtsies in your general direction, you bespectacled minx you*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not actually a slang term, but I rather like 'shenanigans'.

Yep! I like shenanigans!

Cheeky shenanigans

Saucy Shenanigans

Excellent use of the word 'saucy'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like felatio n cuninlingus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like felatio n cuninlingus"

Well that's just bloomin' greedy.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Whack Willy Wonka into Wonderland

Strangely topical atm

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

I used to have a friend that used the word dabble.

"I wouldn't mind having a dabble with him"

Always thought that was funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing the deed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Sexy time!' in a Borat accent. A flatmate at uni was so uncomfortable talking about sex that she could only ever bring herself to call it 'being intimate', which didn't really work when referring to a ONS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to have a friend that used the word dabble.

"I wouldn't mind having a dabble with him"

Always thought that was funny."

Ooooh. I like that. I may have to pinch it and add it to the Heels Lexicon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A game of hide the sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rumpy pumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to Yodel in the mighty fairy-infested, stinky and yeast-infested Canyon of love.... didn't fancy him!

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"I used to have a friend that used the word dabble.

"I wouldn't mind having a dabble with him"

Always thought that was funny.

Ooooh. I like that. I may have to pinch it and add it to the Heels Lexicon. "

I know what you mean. It's sort of naughty but not dirty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like felatio n cuninlingus"

Thsts not greedy thats a favour for a favour 69

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"Would you like to Yodel in the mighty fairy-infested, stinky and yeast-infested Canyon of love.... didn't fancy him!

I.. I.. I don't even know where to begin with that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing the do, snuggles, three legged wrap round cuddle or kinky fuckery - depends on our mood lol

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"Doing the do, snuggles, three legged wrap round cuddle or kinky fuckery - depends on our mood lol"

Quite like kinky fuckery lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like to Yodel in the mighty fairy-infested, stinky and yeast-infested Canyon of love.... didn't fancy him!

I.. I.. I don't even know where to begin with that one lol"

It's funny though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doing the do, snuggles, three legged wrap round cuddle or kinky fuckery - depends on our mood lol

Quite like kinky fuckery lol"

Do do we lol - this is us been really horny and dirty lol

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"Would you like to Yodel in the mighty fairy-infested, stinky and yeast-infested Canyon of love.... didn't fancy him!

I.. I.. I don't even know where to begin with that one lol

It's funny though

Oh is definitely funny.

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By *ussetdevilCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

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By *ussetdevilCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

The odd game of hide the purple parsnip.....

Care of the vicar of dibley - always makes me chuckle.....

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"Doing the do, snuggles, three legged wrap round cuddle or kinky fuckery - depends on our mood lol

Quite like kinky fuckery lol

Do do we lol - this is us been really horny and dirty lol"

Well I walked right into that one. Lol

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"The odd game of hide the purple parsnip.....

Care of the vicar of dibley - always makes me chuckle.....

Purple parsnip lol

Times like this I need a crying laughing emoji

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Doing the do, snuggles, three legged wrap round cuddle or kinky fuckery - depends on our mood lol"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

For a joke, at college, I submitted a proposal for my English Language A-level project as:

Euphemisms for the word Fuck

I expected it to be rejected out of hand but to my surprise and dismay it was accepted. I had to write the damn thing AND conceal it from my parents.

D'oh!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Making the beast with two backs

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Getting your banana peeled

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Taking the old skin boat to tuna town

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Ah yes:

To plant a man

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Mmmm!

I think you may have a few more euphomisms DJ!

Are you on a bit of a roll?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Splitting the hamster

Getting it on

Porking

Tupping

Adult naptime

...

I found over 400.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Making the beast with two backs"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Splitting the hamster

Getting it on

Porking

Tupping

Adult naptime

...

I found over 400.

* this was all pre-internet

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Making the beast with two backs

That's fucking Shakespeare, woman!

OTHELLO!

Heathen.

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By *weetChariotMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Netflix and chill

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Netflix and chill"

Seems a bit limp, tbh

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By *weetChariotMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Parting the beef curtains.

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By *rsecret123Man
over a year ago

local

I see leprechauns using this term

Lol

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"Taking the old skin boat to tuna town

This has to up there with the funniest

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Riding the baloney pony

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Riding the baloney pony

LOL"

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Business Time*

*If you know where this is from, I like you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just FUCK will do me

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Business Time*

*If you know where this is from, I like you."

Flight of the Conchords?

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Business Time*

*If you know where this is from, I like you.

Flight of the Conchords?"

Aye

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"just FUCK will do me

Yeah - fuck or shag usually suffice.

"Get together" if I'm feeling kind.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"Business Time*

*If you know where this is from, I like you."

To think they wrote the songs for the Muppets Movie...it could have been so different!

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Business Time*

*If you know where this is from, I like you.

To think they wrote the songs for the Muppets Movie...it could have been so different!

Well, one of them did. And was an elf, briefly

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Boink!

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

Rumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up on a jump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ustime

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By *onnybegood 28Man
over a year ago

london

Good old fashion "bunk up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Netflix and chill"
does it actually fucking work pmsl omg welcome to the years of the geeks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonking

Horizontal jogging

Gash guzzling

Banging

Feeding the ferret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leg over, rocking the boat, pressing hips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breaking back doors in

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By *onkersMan
over a year ago

livingston

shot on the swings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit of "hows yours father"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bonking" makes me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jig-jig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smashing the back doors in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The horizontal hula

Hiding the salami

Mattress dancing

Burying the bone

Getting your end away

The lust and thrust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The horizontal hula

Hiding the salami

Mattress dancing

Burying the bone

Getting your end away

The lust and thrust

And beaver bashing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a teenager it was 'getting your dick wet'.

I know lads eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's sex ?? Lol

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By *ingerbombCouple
over a year ago

Stockton

A bit of jiggy jiggy

Pulling the pork

And good old fashioned leg over

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Bump (and grind)

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

Slipping the big bamboo lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Slipping the big bamboo lol"

Mighty Panther - The Big Bamboo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=630zu8tpESU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump (and grind)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The beast with two backs.

Doing the wild thing

Or to drop into the Dublin vernacular, getting your hole!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Getting freaky dinky

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting freaky dinky

MrsSB

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dipping my wick soon i hope

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