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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Agghh have had to lock myself away in my bedroom as daddy long legs keep flying around .

How am I gonna cope over the next few months

Need a man to come rescue me and be my daddy long legs catcherer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chance... I can't abide the little buzzy fuckers either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a cat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't need a man, I like spiders, I'll cum I mean come and catch it

Mrs SnT

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get a cat?"

I have a growler . But she hasn't been much use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a cat?"

Yes - my two moggies are hoovering them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a cat?"

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a cat?

I have a growler . But she hasn't been much use "

Ohh I say!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Errr 140 mile should I or shouldn't I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our jack Russell hates anything insect wise bloody mega at catching them even in mind air lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Need to find something that will make them stay away

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By *t3_jalapenoMan
over a year ago

darlo


"Agghh have had to lock myself away in my bedroom as daddy long legs keep flying around .

How am I gonna cope over the next few months

Need a man to come rescue me and be my daddy long legs catcherer "

Pass me a flip flop...ill kill it for you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Errr 140 mile should I or shouldn't I "

Could stop in for a brew beforw you went home, shes not far from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need to find something that will make them stay away "

Tea tree oil round window and door frames helps, they dont seem to like it. X

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By *ntheswingCouple
over a year ago

middlesbrough


"Agghh have had to lock myself away in my bedroom as daddy long legs keep flying around .

How am I gonna cope over the next few months

Need a man to come rescue me and be my daddy long legs catcherer "

You have to be careful with Daddy long legs, they can bite and give you the lurgy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Agghh have had to lock myself away in my bedroom as daddy long legs keep flying around .

How am I gonna cope over the next few months

Need a man to come rescue me and be my daddy long legs catcherer

You have to be careful with Daddy long legs, they can bite and give you the lurgy."

Don't they attack at night as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Agghh have had to lock myself away in my bedroom as daddy long legs keep flying around .

How am I gonna cope over the next few months

Need a man to come rescue me and be my daddy long legs catcherer

You have to be careful with Daddy long legs, they can bite and give you the lurgy."

They are poisonous. But unable to bite us. Cant puncture our skin.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Place some conkers in corner of room apparently they dont like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need a 10 guage shot gun stops em in thier tracks, makes hell of a mess though and the neighbours complain about the banging.

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Get a cat?

Yes - my two moggies are hoovering them up"

Can your moggies give mine some lessons? He's fucking useless at catching anything. A giant spider ran over his paw tonight and he couldn't be arsed to get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you kill a spider, don't clean it up, so others will know not to fuck with you!

Simples .

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

Get yourself a staffy, problem solved!

Mine loves them!

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By *yan19Man
over a year ago

NLC

Not sure if this works but a two litre bottle of water with a penny at the bottom is supposed to stop flys never understood how tho haha x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"But unable to bite us. Cant puncture our skin. "

Well you've gotta be thick skinned to be on here

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Walnut shells or so i've read

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Agghh have had to lock myself away in my bedroom as daddy long legs keep flying around .

How am I gonna cope over the next few months

Need a man to come rescue me and be my daddy long legs catcherer

You have to be careful with Daddy long legs, they can bite and give you the lurgy.

Don't they attack at night as well?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't help. I hate the long legged flying bastards. Hide with me under the duvet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Agghh have had to lock myself away in my bedroom as daddy long legs keep flying around .

How am I gonna cope over the next few months

Need a man to come rescue me and be my daddy long legs catcherer

You have to be careful with Daddy long legs, they can bite and give you the lurgy.

Don't they attack at night as well?

"

Daddy long legs or crane fly's cannot bite as they don't have a jaw. They completely harmless. Pest's they are, the warmer weather is bringing them further north.

Rolled up newspaper works well I've found if I can't catch the bugger and throw it out the window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing else for it,you will have to move put for at least a month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure you duct tape your mouth so you dont swallow

Or

You could get a mosquito net

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

They only piss me off when they keep flying in front of ma computer screen or fluttering around ma table lamp. But I do try to catch them gently and release them out of the window again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you kill a spider, don't clean it up, so others will know not to fuck with you!

Simples ."

I do have a massive squashed one on the wall as can't reach it until I get my ladder down .

Looks delightful lol !!!!!

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Agghh have had to lock myself away in my bedroom as daddy long legs keep flying around .

How am I gonna cope over the next few months

Need a man to come rescue me and be my daddy long legs catcherer

You have to be careful with Daddy long legs, they can bite and give you the lurgy.

Don't they attack at night as well?

Daddy long legs or crane fly's cannot bite as they don't have a jaw. They completely harmless. Pest's they are, the warmer weather is bringing them further north.

Rolled up newspaper works well I've found if I can't catch the bugger and throw it out the window."

Oh cool, I do a similar thing with spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had this the other night I hate and mean mate moths and one landed on my bed.. hubby wasn't there to move it.. so I just lay still for 30mins getting the courage to hit it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all men are handy in these situations!

You either need to 'woman' up & get it out, hide under duvet or whack it one.

The 1st option is my preference, you don't want it lurking.....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I had this the other night I hate and mean mate moths and one landed on my bed.. hubby wasn't there to move it.. so I just lay still for 30mins getting the courage to hit it x"

You need to pm Tosh, I thought he was the Mothslayer Extraordinaire on here

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