FabSwingers.com forum: Don't people post a load of old bollocks on here

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I include myself in that statement

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Abso-buggering-lutely!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

You are correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea

Cheese on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's enlightening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I include myself in that statement

I didn't think your bollocks looked that old

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yea

Cheese on toast "

I had a fishfinger sarnie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kinda like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass

Kiss

Fuck

Grabs popcorn

Fancy a fuck

(Insert YouTube link here)

^ 95% of replies posted on the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of coarse they do why else would they not lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No its all excellent informative stuff.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Yes, I'm fluent in chatting bollocks.

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

It's very entertaining though!!!

JG x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheesy bollocks?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. No. Maybe. It's possible. But then again maybe not.

In short, I don't know.

*I do know really.

Did that help?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I include myself in that statement

I didn't think your bollocks looked that old

using anti-wrinkle cream that makes them look younger

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Excellent informed debate.

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Guilty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass

Kiss

Fuck

Grabs popcorn

Fancy a fuck

(Insert YouTube link here)

^ 95% of replies posted on the forum

Haha, Iv only used one of those ?

Toffee just to be very very clear, toffee popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's very entertaining though!!!

JG x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guilty!

You are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavens yes

I just ramble on for so long when I am confused what the topics are about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me...I just unload Bollocks on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heavens yes

I just ramble on for so long when I am confused what the topics are about

Well you are a keen rambler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's all part of the fun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not me...I just unload Bollocks on here

Wrinkly ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very old bollocks by the looks of things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heavens yes

I just ramble on for so long when I am confused what the topics are about

Well you are a keen rambler

And waffler lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not me...I just unload Bollocks on here

Wrinkly ones

Should be inverted after today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems like it's either posts promoting abuse, other posts casually accepting that, or pretentious twats pretending to be something they're not in order to impress people they wouldn't give the time of day to in real life.

Yeah. Not for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I include myself in that statement

Yes but the updates status are unbelievable !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I include myself in that statement

The older the man, the older the bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to bleed my radiators

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not me...I just unload Bollocks on here

Wrinkly ones

Should be inverted after today

I'm inverted today

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not me...I just unload Bollocks on here

Wrinkly ones

Should be inverted after today

They are still swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not me...I just unload Bollocks on here

Wrinkly ones

Should be inverted after today

I'm inverted today

xxx"

Id invert ya

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

God yeah,especially something that's just been deleted,funny though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Distracts from real life for an hour or so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep total crap most of the time

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Obvs

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Careful what you say folks. They are watching. They will remove your posts. They will remove your threads. They may even give you a timeout for being a naughty girl or boy. Especially if you talk about stuff they don't like. So ssssssh. Keep it on the down low..........

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Yep we do, but just think if we didn't we'd have to send messages, chat, arrange meets in the outside world and fuck! Civilization would crumble the power of religion would collapse, crisp packets would be opened upsidedown..

Then where would we be?

Nah stick to talking bollox, some seem to be good at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No its all excellent informative stuff.

yea well all my posts are

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

You do get some nice bollocks on though!

I mean as in...nice.funny boll... I'll get my coat

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

"I include myself in that statement

The older the man, the older the bollocks

The older the man the danglier the bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass

Kiss

Fuck

Grabs popcorn

Fancy a fuck

(Insert YouTube link here)

^ 95% of replies posted on the forum

96% now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not me...I just unload Bollocks on here

Wrinkly ones

Should be inverted after today

I'm inverted today

xxx

Id invert ya

Ohhhhh

xxx

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"I include myself in that statement

The older the man, the older the bollocks

The older the man the danglier the bollocks

Nice image i have now lol

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass

Kiss

Fuck

Grabs popcorn

Fancy a fuck

(Insert YouTube link here)

^ 95% of replies posted on the forum

Total agreement here.Pure drivel and shite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I include myself in that statement

The older the man, the older the bollocks

The older the man the danglier the bollocks

Nice image i have now lol

Miss"

Have you been peeking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the bollocks can lead to all kinds of devilment though...

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"I include myself in that statement

The older the man, the older the bollocks

The older the man the danglier the bollocks

Nice image i have now lol

Miss

Have you been peeking

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I include myself in that statement

The older the man, the older the bollocks

The older the man the danglier the bollocks

That's not untrue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I include myself in that statement

The older the man, the older the bollocks

The older the man the danglier the bollocks

Nice image i have now lol

Miss

Have you been peeking

Always

Bet that hurts your eyes

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Of course we don't post a load of old bollocks on here, that's a load of old bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I include myself in that statement

Personally I do this on a daily basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Utter totally complete rubbish

We're guilty of it though eh?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I include myself in that statement

The older the man, the older the bollocks

The older the man the danglier the bollocks

That's not untrue

I resemble that remark!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I include myself in that statement

The older the man, the older the bollocks

The older the man the danglier the bollocks

That's not untrue

I resemble that remark!"

I'll have to take your word for it

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I include myself in that statement

I post the kind of bollocks that makes sense to me in the hope of connecting with a fellow bollocks poster who thinks like me

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I love all the bollocks that people post on here. Reading it is a great way to waste my days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont we just

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Its an internet forum. Isn't that what they are for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the lightweight funny bollocks not so keen on the drama bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/09/16 22:50:43]

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

"I like the lightweight funny bollocks not so keen on the drama bollocks. "

what happened to your late night bollocks ?

you fancy a beer ? x

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By *ayde BlanchardTV/TS
over a year ago

lancashire

“Bollocks is a rich and vibrant language that enables the speaker to sound knowledgeable despite being what we normal people call ‘a knob’.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Old bollocks is old hat, inane drivel is the way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read 23wk old bollox aswel as post my own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sure do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who's dragged this bollocks up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's dragged this bollocks up

Dunno realised it was weeks old after I posted on it

...doh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's dragged this bollocks up

Dunno realised it was weeks old after I posted on it

...doh

it will soon sink back down the depths of old threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's dragged this bollocks up

Dunno realised it was weeks old after I posted on it

...doh

it will soon sink back down the depths of old threads

Only if we stop posting on it ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's dragged this bollocks up

Dunno realised it was weeks old after I posted on it

...doh

it will soon sink back down the depths of old threads

Only if we stop posting on it ...

That's true D'oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's dragged this bollocks up

Dunno realised it was weeks old after I posted on it

...doh

it will soon sink back down the depths of old threads

Only if we stop posting on it ...

That's true D'oh

Should we stop now?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I don't mind old bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we have been short of originally material for some time now (about 8 years I think)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep these are YeOlde bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all good craic

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I don't mind old bollocks

I prefer old bollocks most of the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks can fun.....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Bollocks can fun..... "

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

"Pass

Kiss

Fuck

Grabs popcorn

Fancy a fuck

(Insert YouTube link here)

^ 95% of replies posted on the forum

Piss - squirt

Bbw

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention bollocks, yes please, bring your hairy bollocks to my place at once XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention bollocks, yes please, bring your hairy bollocks to my place at once XXX"

I don't have the car today

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Who's dragged this bollocks up

Dunno realised it was weeks old after I posted on it

...doh

it will soon sink back down the depths of old threads

Until Jim gets bored and resurrects it in a couple of years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't mind old bollocks

*puts down Just For Men pube dye, with a sigh of relief*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And here was I thinking that everything posted on here is the gods honest truth! Dilusion shattered!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I don't mind old bollocks

*puts down Just For Men pube dye, with a sigh of relief*"

Ya need to put them in Dreadlocks before yer even think about dying them

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't mind old bollocks

*puts down Just For Men pube dye, with a sigh of relief*

Ya need to put them in Dreadlocks before yer even think about dying them

Can you dye your pubes? Will someone do it as an experiment please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't mind old bollocks

*puts down Just For Men pube dye, with a sigh of relief*

Ya need to put them in Dreadlocks before yer even think about dying them

Can you dye your pubes? Will someone do it as an experiment please

There are many things I would do at your request but I'm now thinking of a Meatloaf song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old Bollocks?

Isn't that discrimination againt the Bollocks of the young ?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Old Bollocks?

Isn't that discrimination againt the Bollocks of the young ?

I like to discriminate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm head of posting bollocks within my organisation.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I don't mind old bollocks

*puts down Just For Men pube dye, with a sigh of relief*

Ya need to put them in Dreadlocks before yer even think about dying them

Can you dye your pubes? Will someone do it as an experiment please

There are many things I would do at your request but I'm now thinking of a Meatloaf song

Part timer

I dyed mine red one year, no photos exist, but might do it again at Xmas if someone wants to have a close inspection

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Yes indeedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They sure do, makes for a fun read though

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Burt Reynolds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only once posted a load of bollocks: back when my scrotum got caught in an epilator, I had the presence of mind to take a photo so I could post it on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Castrated by poster at 08/09/16 22:50:43]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh pure shite.myself included

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we still talking bollox?

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I am probably old but have never posted a pic of my bollocks on here

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has been the best load of bollocks I've read in a long time hahaha.

Please don't stop adding more bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get that wtf feeling most of the time when reading posts, but this thread is well out of order.

Actually it's bollocks

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Same old bollocks different day

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