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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The first thing I would do is ...

Pee standing up and leave the seat up

..your turn

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Lay back naked in bed and really get to know myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd never stop touching myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to know what a blow job feels like or what it feels like to be inside someone x

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Whinge about the toilet seat being up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whinge about the toilet seat being up

Tooshay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whinge about the toilet seat being up

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funny as fk

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Whinge about the toilet seat being up

Tooshay

And then spend 4 1/2 hours getting ready to go shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would learn how to really play with cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first thing I would do is ...

Come on fab with a sense of entitlement and expect all the women to want to spread their legs or open their mouths for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would learn how to really play with cats

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The first thing I would do is ...

Come on fab with a sense of entitlement and expect all the women to want to spread their legs or open their mouths for me

Just spat my coffee out

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Would love to know what a blow job feels like or what it feels like to be inside someone x"

This

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be a total fuckboy for the day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Moan

I hope you mean in a bedroom sense

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be a total fuckboy for the day."

Unrelated but how hot are you? Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id have to have a wank first.

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

Marvel at the number of fabs my pictures were suddenly getting...and just how many messages addressed to me I got

Mr G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd wash my beautiful, long, luxurious hair. Wait... Never mind.

I'd do the washing up.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"Would love to know what a blow job feels like or what it feels like to be inside someone x"

So would a lot of blokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see if I could make myself cum

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Revel in my new found ability to pull first time every time...

And then realise that I still fancy women.

And then realise I'm gonna have to be a lesbian.

And then wonder how to avoid the bull dykes and pull me a fluffy one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no denying it, I'd be a complete cock hungry slut!

Well, just because I could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be a total fuckboy for the day.

Unrelated but how hot are you? Wow

Thank you, that's very sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assuming I was the male equivalent of me,in my 30s,I'd ask a lovely lady out for an evening in London. We'd have cocktails and dance the night away in a beautiful ballroom, dressed in our finest garments.

We would walk along the Embankment,hand in hand, as the sun came up and find a little bistro open to have coffee and croissants. I'd put her into a cab and kiss her on the cheek,goodbye.

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

Probably be a total slut. Dress naughy and invite loads of guys from fabs to mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet a toilet roll tube, put it on my flaccid cock, get hard and see if I can BUST through it

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

"Wet a toilet roll tube, put it on my flaccid cock, get hard and see if I can BUST through it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank and see which hand I preferred it with.

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

So would any of the ladies who want to feel what it like to have a blowjob be tempted to see if they can reach?

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Wank allllllllllll day if I had a cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wet a toilet roll tube, put it on my flaccid cock, get hard and see if I can BUST through it

Have you done it? Video it for me

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Wank allllllllllll day if I had a cock! "

Me too

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"The first thing I would do is ...

Come on fab with a sense of entitlement and expect all the women to want to spread their legs or open their mouths for me

I'd come on Fab with some nice pictures, message no fucker & expect the world to fall fawning at my feet..

Works both ways I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How funny that women go on about men's obsession with their cocks,yet ask what they would do if they had one and it's all about the cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first thing I would do is ...

Come on fab with a sense of entitlement and expect all the women to want to spread their legs or open their mouths for me

I'd come on Fab with some nice pictures, message no fucker & expect the world to fall fawning at my feet..

Works both ways I guess

Yea,but it works for women

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Wank allllllllllll day if I had a cock!

Me too "

I'd probably stick it in random stuff too!. Custard, hoover, just see what I could fuck with it....yes I always broke my toys when I was younger too!!.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"So would any of the ladies who want to feel what it like to have a blowjob be tempted to see if they can reach?

Hell yeah, I hope ID have a big one!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"The first thing I would do is ...

Come on fab with a sense of entitlement and expect all the women to want to spread their legs or open their mouths for me

I'd come on Fab with some nice pictures, message no fucker & expect the world to fall fawning at my feet..

Works both ways I guess

Yea,but it works for women

Come the revolution.....

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Quite enlightening how freaky you women are! Only been three things I've stuck my cock in and women owned all of them

Dysons, toilet rolls? Not much mention of the opposite sex though..

;-)

I'd stay in bed for a week, the rest of the time I'd waste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would love to know what a blow job feels like or what it feels like to be inside someone x

So would a lot of blokes.

Hahahaha x

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

I would keep trying to suck my cock.....I love sucking Pauls cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first thing I would do is ...

Come on fab with a sense of entitlement and expect all the women to want to spread their legs or open their mouths for me

I'd come on Fab with some nice pictures, message no fucker & expect the world to fall fawning at my feet..

Works both ways I guess

Yea,but it works for women

Come the revolution.....

It will never come

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"The first thing I would do is ...

Pee standing up and leave the seat up

..your turn

I'd run to the doctors and demand a sex change then and there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wet a toilet roll tube, put it on my flaccid cock, get hard and see if I can BUST through it

This is what forums are for

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wet a toilet roll tube, put it on my flaccid cock, get hard and see if I can BUST through it

Lmao at this... used to do it when I was younger - but with a dry tube, not a wet one.

Head poking out the end, used to get crazy-hard and swollen, before the tube split apart.

Fairly sure those days are long gone, now though. (sigh)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd sit eating ice-cream watching bridget jones,cos I've had two canceled meet/date this week.

Instead,of hate wanking at their pics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd sit eating ice-cream watching bridget jones,cos I've had two canceled meet/date this week.

Instead,of hate wanking at their pics."

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Get the stuff in my garage sorted out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its an odd question for me

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Realise I'm sitting on a fortune and start making some real money.

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

"its an odd question for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd log on Fab and try and answer the inevitable 4000 messages, 800 friends requests and 1500 winks

Failing that I'd get experimental with the fruit bowl contents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wet a toilet roll tube, put it on my flaccid cock, get hard and see if I can BUST through it

This is what forums are for

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wet a toilet roll tube, put it on my flaccid cock, get hard and see if I can BUST through it

Lmao at this... used to do it when I was younger - but with a dry tube, not a wet one.

Head poking out the end, used to get crazy-hard and swollen, before the tube split apart.

Fairly sure those days are long gone, now though. (sigh)"

Do it wet please and tell me the results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first thing I would do is ...

Come on fab with a sense of entitlement and expect all the women to want to spread their legs or open their mouths for me

I'd come on Fab with some nice pictures, message no fucker & expect the world to fall fawning at my feet..

Just the single men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give myself a clitoral orgasm to see what all the fuss is about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I'd be some rich wag wannabe for the day..max out some guys credit card..and at the end of the nite give him a quick peck on the cheek and say "see you tomorrow bigboy".

Next day when he arrives at my door and I'm transformed back to my handsome self, I'll open the door and ask who the fuck is he...and is he the cunt thats been shafting my wife,who incidentally left me last night!

Anyway, I'll get down the shops with the receipts and any other shit I cant return,I'll sell on ebay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not sure I could get used to always being right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Argue for equal rights

And quite rightly too

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Wet a toilet roll tube, put it on my flaccid cock, get hard and see if I can BUST through it

Lmao at this... used to do it when I was younger - but with a dry tube, not a wet one.

Head poking out the end, used to get crazy-hard and swollen, before the tube split apart.

Fairly sure those days are long gone, now though. (sigh)

Do it wet please and tell me the results

Can somebody please do this and post.....Joe? Ram?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh, I'd be some rich wag wannabe for the day..max out some guys credit card..and at the end of the nite give him a quick peck on the cheek and say "see you tomorrow bigboy".

Anyway, I'll get down the shops with the receipts and any other shit I cant return,I'll sell on ebay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male half... I'd be a total slut. Why not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take butt selfies all day long

. And make out with another lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first thing I would do is ...

Pee standing up and leave the seat up

..your turn

Grap a camera and lye down in front of s full length mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fairly sure those days are long gone, now though.

Do it wet please and tell me the results

I'm 20 years older, 50lb heavier and pretty sure my blood pressure isn't up to the job.

What's special about a wet one ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fairly sure those days are long gone, now though.

Do it wet please and tell me the results

I'm 20 years older, 50lb heavier and pretty sure my blood pressure isn't up to the job.

What's special about a wet one ?

it's not as robust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a random pee outdoors!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I would be a raving lezzer

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"I'd sit eating ice-cream watching bridget jones,cos I've had two canceled meet/date this week.

Instead,of hate wanking at their pics."

Laminated?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd hopefully have a nice big cock and I'd wank myself all day in front a mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The male version if myself.. Hmm I guess id be showing my boner off all day then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unbelievable. .. all you ladies going on about having a wank with you new appendage I almost get the impression that that is all you think us blokes think about... I'm shocked that none of you have thought to check out the fridge to see what sort of sandwich you can get you new other halfs to make you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be a lesbian. Love a females body too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd sit eating ice-cream watching bridget jones,cos I've had two canceled meet/date this week.

Instead,of hate wanking at their pics.

Laminated?

oh I couldnt ruin your laminated facepics..

yet

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