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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is the weirdest thing somebody has asked you to do on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be their daddy

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

I think most ladies have had a message from a breeder at some point asking if they can get them pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't a meet from here but a lass asked me to bring a knife into the bedroom!

Didn't bother asking what for,just refused....recipe for disaster!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha like that would even work I bet it freaks most women out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fucking hell a knife haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been asked if i would bring my make up bag,and thats from a straight guy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"To be their daddy "

That would be quite refreshing being that I'm old enough to be most people's granddad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think most ladies have had a message from a breeder at some point asking if they can get them pregnant"

I've had the opposite several times......asked by gems and couples to "breed" the lady......delete/block! Even if the parents don't end up getting the CSA onto you I wouldn't want a sprig coming to hunt me down in 18 yrs time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy asked us if he could dominate the full family. Tell us all what to wear, what to do and when we could have sex

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Some guy wanted to rent a spare room from me not that I have a spare room,but it was just weird. He wanted access to a toilet during the winter,but not in the summer as he didn't need one then or visa versa can't remember which now and wanted to be left alone and not disturbed. I told him no then he left me a verification saying we'd discussed him renting a room of me the fruitloop

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I think most ladies have had a message from a breeder at some point asking if they can get them pregnant"

Yep,which is highly amusing at my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think most ladies have had a message from a breeder at some point asking if they can get them pregnant"

I feel quite left out, I haven't! Lol

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By *oughnut and radoxWoman
over a year ago

Ashingdon

Had a meet with a cpl at a pub before going back to there's. Went for a wee and the guy followed me and wanted me to make love in the lady's. I said no and then said to the both of them it didn't feel right and I wouldn't go back with them. His wife didn't know he that he followed me in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not on this site but I was asked woukd I fuck someones husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like many others, if I would use him as a toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To breast feed a man older than me whilst wearing a drop flap bra, I declined, I got enough kids already x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Leave "

Meanies.

I've never had a request I wanted to turn down

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Not off here but to suck his dog off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the weirdest thing somebody has asked you to do on here?"

Box splits, arse spread, willy dangling photo

(I need a volunteer to help me loosen my legs up before I attempt that again!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/09/16 08:05:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like many others, if I would use him as a toilet "

I've had this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leave

Meanies.

I've never had a request I wanted to turn down "

Grant my last request and just let me hold you.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Leave

Meanies.

I've never had a request I wanted to turn down

Grant my last request and just let me hold you. "

*shrugs shoulder*

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leave

Meanies.

I've never had a request I wanted to turn down

Grant my last request and just let me hold you.

*shrugs shoulder*

Oh go on then "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way to many to mention....

The ones that stand out are:

To stand in front of someone, wee & then leave.

Being asked if they can make me pregnant, check my age out doofus, ain't gonna happen!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Leave

Meanies.

I've never had a request I wanted to turn down

Grant my last request and just let me hold you. "

I just want to hold you Hatter, nothing more, nothing less. It's not that weird is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think most ladies have had a message from a breeder at some point asking if they can get them pregnant

I've had the opposite several times......asked by gems and couples to "breed" the lady......delete/block! Even if the parents don't end up getting the CSA onto you I wouldn't want a sprig coming to hunt me down in 18 yrs time!"

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like many others, if I would use him as a toilet "

Lol did you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not off here but to suck his dog off!"

Huh??? He asked you to suck his dog off???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leave

Meanies.

I've never had a request I wanted to turn down

Grant my last request and just let me hold you.

I just want to hold you Hatter, nothing more, nothing less. It's not that weird is it "

Not at all Ace, not at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy asked a lady I chatted with if he could fuck her shoe, no contact with the lady herself just her shoe.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

On my old profile,i got asked to roleplay a blokes sister,Declined .miss

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Leave

Meanies.

I've never had a request I wanted to turn down

Grant my last request and just let me hold you.

I just want to hold you Hatter, nothing more, nothing less. It's not that weird is it

Not at all Ace, not at all."

Cool bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like many others, if I would use him as a toilet

Lol did you?"

Erm, no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking hell a knife haha"

Honestly officer,she asked me to hold the knife to her throat as we fucked......

Then she fell forward!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was offered £500 to use a guy as a toilet for the evening. I've had the breeders too, wanting to get me pregnant. And there was the guy who wanted to watch his dog go down on me. I'm trying to think, pretty sure there's more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I wee in their mouth

I politely declined

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Fucking hell a knife haha

Honestly officer,she asked me to hold the knife to her throat as we fucked......

Then she fell forward! "

These thing's happen

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"To be their daddy "

Oh no... I can go better than *that*.

There was this young chap who approached me and wanted to do the whole dad/son thing (which is pretty yuk to start with) only HE WANTED TO BE THE DAD

I was like, dude, I'm (almost) old enough to be your dad. That's patently absurd.

ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking hell a knife haha

Honestly officer,she asked me to hold the knife to her throat as we fucked......

Then she fell forward!

These thing's happen "

Such a nice lass too,and a great fuck!

I thought I might as well finish before phoning the police

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Fucking hell a knife haha

Honestly officer,she asked me to hold the knife to her throat as we fucked......

Then she fell forward!

These thing's happen

Such a nice lass too,and a great fuck!

I thought I might as well finish before phoning the police "

I like a man who gets his priorities right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not off here but to suck his dog off!

Huh??? He asked you to suck his dog off???"

Imagine getting his owner to ask for him! Sounds like a little bitch to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *nky pinky ponkyWoman
over a year ago

lincoln


"I think most ladies have had a message from a breeder at some point asking if they can get them pregnant"

Yup have had this twice it's an odd one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either im a fucked up filth pot and everyone else is boring or I have some serious issues.

Nothing I see on this thread is overly weird. And am into and get off on most of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Either im a fucked up filth pot and everyone else is boring or I have some serious issues.

Nothing I see on this thread is overly weird. And am into and get off on most of them. "

What is overly weird to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Either im a fucked up filth pot and everyone else is boring or I have some serious issues.

Nothing I see on this thread is overly weird. And am into and get off on most of them.

What is overly weird to you?"

Nothing really. I'm into pretty much everything that's legal and anything that isn't doesn't shock or offend me.

I think breeding and knife play is perfectly acceptable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone asked me if they can fill my panties with muffins and cakes.

Also to breastfeed them.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My ex used to be a "lady of the night" and one of her punters asked her to stamp on and kill some mice while she was wearing her stilettos & holdups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't breeding just an alternative way of asking for BB?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Either im a fucked up filth pot and everyone else is boring or I have some serious issues.

Nothing I see on this thread is overly weird. And am into and get off on most of them.

What is overly weird to you?

Nothing really. I'm into pretty much everything that's legal and anything that isn't doesn't shock or offend me.

I think breeding and knife play is perfectly acceptable. "

Fair play! Was a genuine question just read it back and thought it might have came across as dickish lol

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