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By *icboy OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I read on females and couples profiles all the time, , that they are looking for HUNG/ W/E and V/W/E only.

To everyone out there give your size ideas on each.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your not sure apparently you are not big enough. Well thats what i was told.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read on females and couples profiles all the time, , that they are looking for HUNG/ W/E and V/W/E only.

To everyone out there give your size ideas on each.

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Seen one other day said vvvvvvvwe so am thinking either a horse or dinosaur is required not a human

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Well hung to me means with a noose... so I suspect you should pose appropriately with the correct knots in place (round your willy of course) and take photos.

W/E means weekend of course... it's the same size for everyone, lasts from Saturday through to Sunday.

V/W/E means a very long weekend... like this one coming, it begins on Friday and ends on Monday and has Saturday and Sunday in the middle.

HTH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose as far as size in concerned if you have to think about your size then you more than likely not big enough.

But like everything in life if you have the confidence and on here the patience then you will have whale of a time and make some friends.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I feel it would be very rude to ask how big their fanny was so I prefer to test it for myself.

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By *icboy OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I feel it would be very rude to ask how big their fanny was so I prefer to test it for myself. "

So these profiles are rude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel it would be very rude to ask how big their fanny was so I prefer to test it for myself. "

Isn't it a good job then women can pick and choose who they like. Everyone knows a vagina can expand and contract where as a little cock will always be a little cock no matter what you do to in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel it would be very rude to ask how big their fanny was so I prefer to test it for myself.

Isn't it a good job then women can pick and choose who they like. Everyone knows a vagina can expand and contract where as a little cock will always be a little cock no matter what you do to in."

That just made me pmsl lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it a good job then women can pick and choose who they like. Everyone knows a vagina can expand and contract where as a little cock will always be a little cock no matter what you do to in."

Hmmmmmm

I love it when someone uses a generalising sweeping statement like that as I can NOT accommodate VWE's. I want pleasure from sex, not feckin' pain

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By *icboy OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Isn't it a good job then women can pick and choose who they like. Everyone knows a vagina can expand and contract where as a little cock will always be a little cock no matter what you do to in.

Hmmmmmm

I love it when someone uses a generalising sweeping statement like that as I can NOT accommodate VWE's. I want pleasure from sex, not feckin' pain "

See these are the kind of answers I wanted to generate.

Everyone is different, also someone wanting a certain thing means that they will cut lots of people out of meets.

And are there people at the meet standing with a tape measure.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

bigger than a chipolata smaller than a baseball bat does me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bigger than a chipolata smaller than a baseball bat does me "

Sounds ideal then

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By *icboy OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"bigger than a chipolata smaller than a baseball bat does me "

I'm in then, I think. Is a chipolata hung?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


" .... Everyone is different, also someone wanting a certain thing means that they will cut lots of people out of meets.

"

Isn't that the point of saying that you want a certain thing... ?

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By *icboy OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


" .... Everyone is different, also someone wanting a certain thing means that they will cut lots of people out of meets.

Isn't that the point of saying that you want a certain thing... ?"

Yes, it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And are there people at the meet standing with a tape measure. "

My eyes are a good enough tape measure... If it's big enough to make them do this...

....I won't be having a bash at trying to fit it in

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By *icboy OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"And are there people at the meet standing with a tape measure.

My eyes are a good enough tape measure... If it's big enough to make them do this...

....I won't be having a bash at trying to fit it in "

Like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

more than a mouthfulis a waste lol, rule of thumb...if the look of it makes you uncomfortable then it certainly will be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it a good job then women can pick and choose who they like. Everyone knows a vagina can expand and contract where as a little cock will always be a little cock no matter what you do to in.

Hmmmmmm

I love it when someone uses a generalising sweeping statement like that as I can NOT accommodate VWE's. I want pleasure from sex, not feckin' pain "

If a baby can come out of it then a cock can go into it. Well i have yet to see a cock as big as a baby. However that doesn't mean a large cock won't be uncomfortable. I do smile though over the cock size issue. If guys went round asking women if they had a small, medium or a bucket fanny then there would be some heated words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's too big it's not getting near me! Not much fun trying to give someone a BJ when your mouth's forced open to the max.

Mrs R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VVWE = Massive

VWE = Huge

WE = Not bad

HUNG = Generic Term for VWE and VVWE

Then you've got

Average = Half decent but nothing to write home about.

All sizes smaller than Average are grouped generically as a 'Bellows'

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

why should size matter its what you do with it and how you use it saying that i get more meets than most guys on here so size must matter to a lot of cpls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...If it's big enough to make them do this...

....I won't be having a bash at trying to fit it in "

Never had a yet...

Had more than one

....and one

But to be fair...she had an echo!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


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And are there people at the meet standing with a tape measure. "

hell more tea over keyboard lol

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By *icboy OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"VVWE = Massive

VWE = Huge

WE = Not bad

HUNG = Generic Term for VWE and VVWE

Then you've got

Average = Half decent but nothing to write home about.

All sizes smaller than Average are grouped generically as a 'Bellows' "

Now that more helpful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why should size matter its what you do with it and how you use it saying that i get more meets than most guys on here so size must matter to a lot of cpls "

Says "big lad"...*sniggers*

Wow!!! That's some mighty "big" bragging their fella...you know you get more than most men on here do you?!! The whiners that come bleating on the forums about lack of meets are but a tiny proportion of the male members on the site...the others are busy shagging, don't have time to spend time posting and whining I'd wager!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To quote Roy Chubby Brown,

"I wish I'd got a 10" cock .......

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instead of this fucking monster"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mm. Isnt 5 n a harf considered average, 6 to 7 w/e, 7 to 8 vwe and 8+ hung like a horse ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it fits without force....or you dont have waggle it about in there , then its ok

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"why should size matter its what you do with it and how you use it saying that i get more meets than most guys on here so size must matter to a lot of cpls

Says "big lad"...*sniggers*

Wow!!! That's some mighty "big" bragging their fella...you know you get more than most men on here do you?!! The whiners that come bleating on the forums about lack of meets are but a tiny proportion of the male members on the site...the others are busy shagging, don't have time to spend time posting and whining I'd wager!!!"

same here wont be on the forums tomorrow night as out

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